Walk in

Walk in.
See this.
What do?

Sit down, start posting on Cred Forums.

Ask Cred Forums what they'd do.

call animal control

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

Looks like an ex, this is something she would try If she ever randomly decided she wanted me. God damn lady bronies

Yank butt plug, pour bottle of tabasco sauce in bunger, reinsert butt plug.

>bunger

Sounds hot, bro

" Good to see your practicing like I requested. Let me get you some lube. "

unload a fury of cum after I pound it prone bone style

Who are you and how did you get into my house?

call the japs that whale could feed a village

But if you turn 360 then you're still facing the same way

hi girl, try my dick instead.

I'd call my mom

SPIN MOVE

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Man the harpoons

I would post the whole set damn it

Did you take my bait or am I taking yours?

I want to fuck your math teacher!

I would love to have some fun with your mom and sister in front of your friends and family members from Nebraska and Oklahoma city for all eternity in your room or other countries like China and Japan at mount Fuji

cant tell if turowl or srs

Corrected; >Not sure if serious or troll

Considering there's been 9+ you're going to have a lot of mileage. Don't forget to pay the coal toll.