Dubs decides

sharpie in the pooper or gtfo

say that you were wondering if she could do some adult modelling for your business

Just watching a Nick at Nite marathon of "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper" and getting like 20 boners per minute looking at all the fine black women on that show.

say that you want to annihilate her like you did all those children years back

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I want to cum inside your ear

Just werkin it and jerkin it gurllll

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say that you want to take her out to the olive garden for some unlimited breadsticks, but shes paying.

roll kek

DO ET FGT

I want you to fart in an old shoe so I can smell it

how many black cocks have you sucked?

you should tell her to meet you outside her house and that youve been watching through the window for the past 20 minutes.

OP doesnt look like he will deliver

faggot confirmed

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I fucked a girl who was in middle school. I'm not in middle school.

can i bite your right nipple?

OP is being a bitch

Is this you in vid?

youtube.com/watch?v=ibJ-DH5HrHU

OP is a fag and wont deliver shit

rollerino

Alexis, how about skipping the smalltalk. Let's meet and fuck
...then film her unkowingly

Roll for this

OP will deliver... he surely will

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What is love?

Send her this and tell her you have an unhealthy obsession with young Hillary, and hope that your love for hilloli wont make her look at you any less. Then send the pic I post below as the final blow. Good luck.

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Type "Chuj Ci w ryj stara kurwo" and say that this means "Your smile makse my day beauty" when it really means "Dick in ya mouth you old whore"

BABY DONT HURT ME

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Cut your duck off

If I had one would you let me long dick ya?

WHY DONT YOU COME ON OVER AND WE CAN FIND OUT

No but I figure I could oil you up and you'd shine like one while I railed that ass into the sunset

Well opie, do you?

Swallow my jizz and I'll show you

Yes. Wanna ride it? ;)

Kek, roll

I have a big wheel does that count?

op she clearly wants the D, just get your dick wet

This

Rollerino

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Wanna do crack out of eachothers assholes? x

OP just do this

you could come find that out ;)

DON'T HURT ME

I do, it's what I call my cock when I am angrily and furiously masterbating.

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I do but she's busy tonight

NO MORE

Yes I have a harley, (send picture of obvious Google image)

I don't have a Harley but i was thinking about taking a ride in Alexis ;)

No but I do have some sedatives, better watch your fucking mouth.

Checked

WIN!

Reroll

Sorry excuse my behaviour. I'm actually a closet homosexual and I feel the need to take my feelings out on others in the form of sexual aggression. Sorry to bother you have a nice day.

Winrar

This

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winrar

Winner

Make it VERY obvious OP, you want her to get the joke, not think youre fucking retarded

two harleys, one in garage and another in my pants, ahr

faggots, there was a winrar before it

do it

7zip

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Dun dun dun dundun dun dun dundun dun dundun dun dun dundun dun dun WHAT IS LOVE

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I am a free thinker, I am an individual, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you are.

I am intellectually superior.

topanimal.tumblr.com/post/149096355911/fun-refreshing-dog

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No but after I'm done with you I won't need one because you'll need wheels to get back home

rollinnnnn

rr

We need OP to hurry the fuck up

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This
This pleez

checkem

no but i'll let you draw a motorcycle on my penis

In order. Let's go OP

We are still waiting for the first one God damn it

Open your eyes fuck face

DON'T DELIVER OP COCKBLOCK THESE FAGGOTS

but post the nudes you too when you fucked her afterwards

Still waiting OP. Let's go.

Not that one the fucking fake pic of a harley one dumbshit

there was a winner before that too dipshit

How that purdy mouth tonight?

I stand corrected, we must not fight with eachother, we must fend up against OP being a huge faggot, stand brothers and unite for delivery

fuck off with that faggot talk

Fuck OP too, that faggot

right. also, a pic because this can be a harley photo thread

Come on op

Fuck now he has to say this too wtf

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Rollin

use this

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Want to see me wrestle naked with my down-syndrome brother?

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This wasn't a request

Rolling for SATANNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Satannnnnn

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Do I need to shave?

Ifrittt!

Well you cut dick skin, might aswell cut hair too

Im a tran

show me some tits baby. I have a mighty need..

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roll me a nigga

Send this

rollerino

ey me niggasd

OH SHIT No.706066500

winrar

this thing

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winririni

is OP gonna post convo or he fagged out?

I nicknamed my bed Harley

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