Dubs decide what I say to my lazy mother

On second thought, no i can't you lazy sack of shit

I'm going to jizz in it before I get home. FYI.

I really need you to suck my cock, Mom.

I think I cut my penis on a can of tuna, HELP ME MOMMY

Dad used to rape me..

Winrar

!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you nigger

tits or put me up for adoption

You'll get your Pepsi on one condition: you finally show me that ass I've been dying to me.

Winrar

DOUBLE WINRAR

Okay sounds good Ma, I'll pick up some condoms too ;)

who the fucks mom talks this way?

Trips. Make it interesting

Screenshot it

Winner winner cock'd spinner

its fake

Show the hairy hole you pressed me out from, slutty mamabear

...

Sorry mommy but I just wanted the satisfaction of my CUM inside of your mouth, or you could just suck me off

Send this

yeah mom master says i have too

i like it when master controls me

Look mom, there's something I need to talk to you about.

*Piss! Stupid autocorrect

roll

No shit

WINNERRAR

Have you ever fantasized about having Sex with me? Serious question, mom.

rollerino

roll

This

mum. what the fuck do you need a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi for? Are you not fat enough already? How about we start by trying to move that piano yourself and I'll mock you to give you that extra drive. now put on your active wear lard ass and get moving you tubby fat fuck.

fuck you mom

Mom, do you understand the underlying cultural references of this video? I think it may be lost on you and other people in your age group.

youtube.com/watch?v=ibJ-DH5HrHU

And then imma jizz in you

roller

winner

you stupid fucking cunt i will fucking bash your skull with a hammer when you sleep tonight

wanna do some meth with me?

winn

roll

roller

Yeah I just looked I couldn't see diet so I thought I'd add something you have in your diet every day

winrar

I HAVE AUTISM MOM. BHMMMMMMMMMM BHM BHM BHM BHMMMMMMMMMM

Send me some nudes so I can jerk off

>bones
please exit my board you fucking normie piece of shit

:( just help her with her weight..

Mom mmmmmm yeah mon mmmmmmmmmmhmm slurp on that furry fox dick mmhhmmmmhm yeah baby fuck me mhmm that's right bounce that booty up n down for me mmemmemmhmhmmmmhhhmhmm

Reroll

"Mom, I wanted to tell you this along time ago but, I wanna fuck you so bad. Can I?

OP here. I'm black, it wouldn't work

After I help you, you should help me by sucking my dick

Show me your tits

want to rub your flapjacks with my man syrup

Reroll 000 get

winrar

Who the hell moves a piano at 1am at night? Certainly not the kind of people that own a piano.

Winrar

Send it anyways

reroll

I WANT TO PARK MY MASSIVE FAT CAR INTO YOUR TIGHT TINY GARAGE

Nevermind. It's my pleasure to help you out mom. Thanks for all your hard work. I don't say it enough, but I love you and appreciate the time we get to spend together.

Do itt

Checked. Delivet

Pianos are heavy, can I cum on your face?

2 off, kys

rollers

Mom I've been seriously considering suicide for awhile now.

Roll for send the dick pic

send nudes

I wanna fly my dick like a kite in the sky blue of your eyes.
Check em

Double dubz. Kek commands thee

do it rolling

Reroll

KEK

Tell her to get your dad to help move it

Can we have some fun together as well, honey?

rolling for this

Check inception

So why haven't we fucked yet?

Roll for this

rolling

Black penis' matter

Reroll

I fucjingg hate niggers

rawling

Relo

Rolling

Roll

rollercoaster

winrar

Mom, I'm a newfag

Can you fit a 2 liter in your ass momma

"and when i do get home im gonna jizz in you"

Just send the good damn dick pictured already, you Google.

"want some lube so you can slide it into that gaping maw of a cunt too? "

winrar

'Hey, this is Tony. I just finished fucking your son in his tight ass. You really look like him too.' then send the photo

Mom I want to shoot goojuice up your fartbox

Send this with no context

Send this just say nothing and send it

Roll

btw
Both of them are me

he didin't win op wants trips
rolling for dick pic

send this pic and say "how about we send your pussy to bed"

reroll

no trips here

Roll

roll

Do you by chance have any sharpies? If so can you insert one into your brown eye please.

Can I get a picture of your saggy tits

Can we make dinner with my dickcheese?

winrar

winrar lmao

aside from the fact mothers dont just casually call their son "son" over their fucking name, but it certainly wouldnt happen via text

Trips will never happen, OP is a faggot

Just tell her you want to fuck

>pepsi max

Show me your pussy so i can jizz in it

Rolling
Sharpie in the pooper

daddy touched me

i wish you would have aborted me

roll

yes

Daddies cummins.

rollin

Just kidding, but if you want the pepsi you'll have to buy me a new laptop.

can i watch u drink it pls

*chuckles nervously* *thinks to self "oh boy i really riled her...* *strokes erection* well mom, whats wrong with a little bit of a throwback?

roll

ROLLL HAHAHA

roll

roll

ROLL

kek and roll

REROLL COME ON

Rolling

I'm voting for Trump and btw, nothing wrong with jizz soda you dumb kike.

i was a mistake

this... isnt funny though.

Roll

SHIT COME ON MAN REROLL

ROBERTO LOATHSHUH.

Stop posting you absolute fucking idiots OP is a fag

rollioliolioli

After that, I want to cum inside your sweet pussy not even kidding. I want you so badly mom

IIIIIIIIIIIIM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE (sing it with me!) N TO THE DOUBLE A C P

Rob spurt loathmeinniggershit.loshah.

pleeease op roll

...

Dub dubs > trips

Roll if necessary

rollolol

COME ON OP

...

WINRAR

Well mom, when I cum in that soda it's gonna be great, you won't even believe it. Dad's cum in soda is so weak, it has no energy. Believe me, I will make soda cum again.

...

...

...

not trips fuckhead

Roll

Rolling

Fucking cunt op nobody will get trips

Reroll

Mom, I just got back from the doctor. I have prostate cancer.

i roll deep nigga get rekt fuckboi

please call 911 my cock is stuck and i'm at 1%

Do you want to finger my asshole mom? I am so hard right now. I could eat a horse pussy

...

Shit I missed and jizzed on the bag

Why the fuck do we have to be filthy, rotten niggers? God, I want to kill myself so badly.

If white is right, I guess I'm wrong. See ya later mom, I'm not going to be coming home.

*creeps up behind you and slaps your ass* you like that? *unzips fedora hole and inserts pony tail into your ass*

rolling

C'mon

roll my man

...

Daddy molested me, now its your turn.

rolllll

WIN RAR WINRARWINRARWINRAR!!!!!!!!!!

Bitch, you really expect me to move a fucking piano by myself because you're too lazy and cheap to hire some movers??? Oh, and I'm going to use that Pepsi Max as a enema and let you have the back wash. Fucking lazy cunt.

Mom I'm going to go shoot up the elementary school... I'm not coming back. Don't call the cops, it's too late.

That's right. And you're going to drink all of it.

its trips, fag

Rolling

"I really fucking hate niggers. If I had the chance I would go back in time and kill Lincoln."

Reroll

roll

Double dubs should be good nuff for OP

Roll

Well guess what mom, I want to fuck you and use the pepsi as lube and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Your succulent fat ass is going to get shredded.

...

Roll

mom i always wanted you, can you send me some pictures of ur pussy

Mom, I went to the hospital and found out I have NIGGERVITIS.

rooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

rolllllilnnnnnnn

clungo puss tett

...

HAAAHAAHAHA HOW DID THIS ONE GET TRIPS WEW LADS

wut

Rolling

This rice crispie treat tastes really good

Roll

I just want you to text back "roll"

This is taking too long I'll just jizz in yer mouth

These are trips, you fucking nigger.

winrar

its shit tho

ugh damn it wtf Cred Forums

please clap

Fuck that
Rolling for this

What a fucking waste tho

Niggersmell

You're literally the biggest waste of trips I've ever seen.

as the person who got these trips, i regret this deeply.

Mom you fat fucking sow, why don't you move the fucking piano and get your own fucking Pepsi

do it op

oh my fucking god no

So many good ones and that got it lol

mmmmm more trips

Double trips, holy fuck

it's meant to be

Dont reply with ''what'' to me, show some respect u fool

I Swear if fag OP doesn't deliver.

dammit OP post results

THIS

guess who got trips twice. this guy.

damnit, re

POST RESULTS CUNT

two trips followed by dubs, nice

OP is a faggot..

sage

Rolling

Fuck me buckle dick bastard cock fuck cucklord neil tyson

op post result or your mom dies in her sleep tonight

WHAAAAT THE FUUUUUCK?!

...

You are a massive cunt. Waste of trips, dubs and sperm.

Rolling

remind me who got three digits in a row twice? This swanky boy. Can't argue with my digits.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OP DELIVER NOW

How about you suck me off when I get there

Bet you obsess over your Reddit Karma as well. Felch Lord.

Op do it

Faggot go jerk it to trap

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Fuck karma, fuck reddit. promotes shitposting 9gag autism. I only roll for sweet, honeysuckle digits.

DELIVER IT NOW CLUNGO PUSS TETT

OP Is not delivering. Sorry fellow niggerfags.

Alex is a stupid nigger

abandon thread folks, Op is a shit eating liar

getting trips is better than sex. besides my asshole always stings for days afterwards

Nice yearsubs.

checking in on these trips

ahahahahahaha

OP is being a faggot and note delivering. Abandon thread.

check these quads

check these quints

check these trips

OP WILL NOT DELIVER ABANDON THREAD

check these dubs

check these quads my mans

oigwoeinewioewogewgewgewgwewgw

nice dubs, me.

thanks, me.

HEOFEHWiop3t23t2t32t2t2tt3t2t32

you're welcome me

pgorjowri3goins;rserg

You know mom, like senen. And you're gonna drink it.

HEY YOU'RE NOT ME

"GET YOUR OWN DAMN SODA YOU FAT FUCKING LAZY JEW"

weiojfjfoeweoijf check my dubs

I want to bury my face between your thighs for about an hour or so.

ewknfweionwoiwefoi check my dubs

efwiuhiwoeewiofwio keeping this thread alive

newtnwwtnwntewnt opmaleeddds32fg54

clungo puss tett

efwijojwpoejof fck is bilcgheum

Faggot, you really saved the day there, none of us took the main rule of Cred Forums serious.
Thank you user, I'm sure most of us here would of taken this thread seriously, and believed every word of it, if you hadn't
intervened

okewfwop CLENGO PISS TENG 2009

MENG mENg MONg

chek my quaaaads

ceeowoo (:((:(:(((::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

iojwioewiojewiewoeiwrewowe JEWISH CUM CLUNGK

OP IS A FAGGOT

FENGER RER

MENG MONG

SCrebl devil

i think im the only one left on this thread. bye.