Dubs decides what I say to my mom

niggers tongue my anus

Nigger nigger, cross on fire

Send me nudes so I can jerk off. I've always thought about you mom.

Roll

Probably going to go to the store to get Sharpies to stick in our asses

I'm going to Syria

Dude did you get the shit? I need to fucking shoot up. I'm itching like hell.

rolling myself, got 2s but nigger

roll

reroll

Thinking about the best way to fuck you

2ND roll

just gonna lick my boyfriends asshole ;)

not much, gotta pick up the things to kill myself with

will roll for this

Hey mom whats our address again? I want to order some pizza.

Rolling

Roll

winrar

Roll

WINRAR

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Nope, gonna sniff a pair of your dirty panties and jack off into my face all night

Mom, I've been hiding this from you, but I just can't anymore. I love you and a want to see that good pair of tits you have there.

winrar, however faggot

Rollin

winrar

winner.

rolling

Having a massive orgy. Wanna join?

This

Winrar

So there seems to have been a mix up. I think I swapped my dildo with yours, this one's much smaller.

Could u show me ur boobs?

I thought I might just come home and watch something. Want to make a mommy-date out of it? What movie?

not atm. mom I have to confess something though... Im a huge faggot.

WINRAR

Reroll

roll

roll

Just eatin massive amounts of cock, you?

got it

Do it faggot

Reroll

dis

roll again

once again!

I wanna fuck your brains out mami ;)

Rolling

Rollin

Will you suck me off to save my life?

bruh lmao

Your lips are venomous poison baby.
I want you to call me daddy tnight

Can i fuck you

"Mamma, why am I turned on by you?"

Mom this is you right? My phone is acting up can you send me your phone number please?

Reroll because almost trips

Dude did your re up yet? I'm fucking scratching myself to shit I need to fucking shoot up.

trips got it ... will update in a sec

BABY NEEDS TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEE

winrar

trips

T R I P S

Ayyyyye trips

Tell her you found a spider in the toilet and ask her how to kill it. And send this pic with.

Damn too late though

Mommy gimme milk from your utters

aayye

Original

Winrar

She's non stop calling me god fuck all of you

send the toilet pic

what did you expect to happen

Rollin for this

this is fake you idiots

What did you think was gonna happen you retard?

Just kidding mom wtf?

I can't call right now, I accidentally got semen in my speaker thinking of you

please mom, maybe I wont kill myself if you send nudes :(

Call her and say normie fag then send dick pic

That wasn't even dubs l

you're a horrible son and I hope she disowns you for you dont deserve a mothers love

winrar

Answer her and legitimately tell her you want to fuck her.

Winrare

Rawling

I'll only call you if you send me a pic of those spicy hot titties

haahh

winrar

No fucking shit Sherlock. It's still entertaining.

FUCK YEAHHHH BOIIII

WINRAR

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no

Mama.. just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama.. Life had just begun.

the dubs are not being your friend tonight.

Send a dick pic.

as someone who worked at mountain mikes,
that picture bothers me so much.

Send dick pic

Send Picture of your dick

send the toilet dick pic

send dick

dick pic

yes

god you people set the bar so low

winrar

OP Here

not sending the toilet pic

send two dick pics

rolling

Winrar

pussy

send

>nonstop calling
>no missed call icon

try harder OP

double dubs

One flaccid, one hard

HAHA FAG

...

Rolling

The bar was already on the ground faggot. Go back to /mlp/.

what the fuck

Just as easy to view call list to see the missed calls dumbass. Try harder and kill yourself.

Reroll

winrar cuck

fuck fake OP

say fuck sorry mom that wasn't me, obviouslyy

deliver op u nigger

ok show us the missed calls on your call log if not bait.

nice lmao

tell her you would like her to fuck you in the ass with a 9inch black strapon.

Mom I'm sorry. I'm just feeling like shit. Idk what to do with myself. It's been 2 days since I last shot up I think I'm dying. Please I begging you can you buy me some heroin

dont post more, wait for response

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mom i'm sorry, its have been so long since a old fag fuckede me good. please help

Okay mom fine, but come over lets fuck

KEKKING AT THE BAIT

OK this shit is fake. Fuck off op.

Yes mom send them tittys

She wants the d

yes i'm sure, mom

Roll-a-reno

SEND ME NUDES OR I'LL KILL MYSELF

...

Sorry mom my idiot friend got of a hold of my phone

so fucking fake holy shit how are any of you falling for this?

DID YOU SERIUSLY WAIST DUBS ON THAT YOU LITERALY FUCKING RETARD,..

yes

Roll

you absolute fucker

>Op might actually get his mom's nudes
Rolling for "Yes please"

YES MOM FOR FUCK SAKE DO IT

fakee . stfu faggot op

Must be fake. Buuuuuut just in case, rolling for "yes momma please"

mom show tits

Mom sorry I think I have herpes

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re

not gonna fucking send her that

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dear mom, in about 5min i'm going to be come an hero. so before i do i want to tell you this. i have fucked dad 6 times over the past 2 year's, and i came in the thanks giving turkey.

serously though this was legit if you skip the kill myself part, and asking for nudes. asking to fuck is legit

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ROLLERINO

Now wincest bread. Do it faggot

roll

WINRAR

WINRAR!!!1!1!1

tell her you will kill yourself if she dont send nudes in the next 3min.

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WOT?

Winrar

TITS OR GTFO

TIDDIES OR GTFO

ask your mom to fuck late at night is alright simple as that

Yuss

cmon op

be like just kidding im stressed out i need some sex

op u better deliver b4 we fuk ur mum

"I need this"

...

reroll

kill urself

knew it

ahahahahahahahaha

we knew it was fake u faggot

Wow none of us saw that coming you fucking dumbass.

Fuck you

I know it's weird and I'm sorry. I just can't help looking at you and seeing not my mother but a beautiful woman still in her prime. It makes me rock hard just thikning about the things we could do together as two consenting, caring adults.

hahaha so funni & original lol ExDee

>implying anyone actually believed this

New fags fell for it
> well memed OP

>normies
how new are you?

>implying OPs mom isn't at work and he has her phone
>implying OP isnt just sitting there with two phones texting himself
>implying OP was ever not gonna be a massive faggot

OP, become a pro fisherman, because this bait is working.

Well the thread is over
Post 10/10s

well any of you wincest fags now have the excuse to go for it. Just take pictures of the bread for an excuse.

newfag baiting newfag baiting newfag

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Newfag please go

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What's the problem here?
Are you a sexist user?
Do you post the white supremacists frog?

Damn, them titties bruh.

indeedd

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ive been compromised !!
im on my phone feget