Waifu claiming thread

Treat?

i ment to do that

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A treat worthy of Miku.

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cut me yuno.

Bully

ceiling

The plot is kind of secondary, but it is kind of interesting when you listen to what Elohim says. The things you do can affect the outcome too.

If you collect all the stars, there's a special ending that not a lot of people have done. I got it because the multi level puzzle challenges are amazing
How did it go?

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You're a treat.

getting tired
dunno how long i will be on

She's very tightly drawn in this one.

How was your day of school and probably fun with online friends?

I hate these poseur clowns kidnapping kids. This is hurting my clown business and several of my workers have been arrested

I don't know what you mean by 'tightly drawn'. You mean her bodysuit I guess?
School was fine. Online friend stuff was fine.

Greetings, I have arrived.

>inb4 vigilantes in PayDay: The Heist masks battle against them

The interview went smoothly, they really seemed to enjoy my presence. I was super anxious at first, but it wasn't all that bad! How did your day go?

Hello there! You heard about the mysterious clowns as well?

Greetings to you, and welcome.

Thank you, hope you are doing well!

What was the interview for?

Are you fine?

You can't hide away from the truth, Izuru.
>You'll have to respond some day!

They're fucking poseurs. One kid in my county dressed as a clown for Spirit Day at his highschool and got arrested. Like wtf. I'm gonna start a group of clown vigilantes I swear

That definitely sounds promising! Being anxious for a job interview is fairly normal, but it seems like you were able to relax somewhat after it started from the sounds of it.
My day wasn't bad, though I did have to spend 3 hours driving so I could be in another city for tomorrow morning
Can I respond without being Izuru?

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I am fine.

nice feet

Miho claimed

Please, forgive me. I am sort of on-hold, as it were. I'd rather not start a conversation only for it to abruptly end.

Also, these memes won't expand themselves.

those are some pretty decent walkin' stumps.

Just a short interview, had to explain what my previous experience was and why I wanted the job.

Right back at ya!

May I join this group?

Yikes, you must be exhausted. Poor thing.
I'm glad to hear your day went okay, at least!
>

Back, had togo for a bit. But yesm you are in for a treat my dear bug eyes. Most of them are grade A fucking retarded

Laughing at all the people taking your post out of context

old man

How's everyone doing?

oh good.
I feel like everyone says this.

Miho feet

I'm more glad to hear that your interview went well. You seem very anxious sometimes, so I really hope things work out well for you!
>

>Mfw a guy dressed as a clown and running after people with a machete has been spotted in my neighborhood

I'm doing okay.

doing alright, not good, but not bad either, how bout you?

Yuuko-chan

What kind of job was it for?

I'm always fine or good. That's how I work.
And yes, it was lowered to 2 MB.

Yeah but I never expected it to happen here

Go outside and take pics.

Pretty good. I mostly spent it at school and at work and now having some fun talking about suicide. How about you?

Fucking Chink moot!

Hmm. Hypocrite, I know.

You could always be Izuru, Alice.
>You've just got to try hard enough.

Tsst, there's no reason to worry.
Just get drunk if you're not already, enjoy your Friday.
I've got no problem in waiting.

Saved, by the way.

Hey hey, Cupcake.
Doing good?

"Fine" uh-oh..what's up boo?

Just okay? I guess it's better than being worse! What's up?

So about 50/50 ayy? Let's get you into the positives friend! What's happening?

I am well! Things are moving swiftly, and so stress comes with it unfortunately, but I'm trying my best to keep moving forward!

not really. hi ruri.

Someone looked my tuck. And still mad another guy didnt pick up my other car. An hero with me.

>Dying
No.
Even if I had a rifle I still wouldn't,that's retarded.

>Playing Mercy
>Ana suddenly nanoboosts me
>YOURE POWERED UP GET IN THEREDERVNFDJ
>Get 4 kill while laughing my ass off and get potg

How're you doing? You seem like a kind user.
Quite often will I just be okay.
I'm not up to anything really, maybe play some Dead Rising.
Wtf I hate asians now.

"Nothing don't worry i'm good"

If i can have my name listed first i'm in

You'll never be a Cred Forums legend this way
Do it for kek

Good to see ya doing alright man. Nothing really good or fun has happened to me recently, just kinda feeling melancholic and alone, ya know?

Enough of my sad blog though, whats got you stressed?

>Anuvis
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Weird as fuck
Nyet
>just kinda feeling melancholic and alone, ya know?
Let's feel melancholic and alone together

Anubis*

Life is weird.

Im back on MWO. Why am I back on MWO.

I do get anxious, it's because of my social anxiety. Sometimes I can't help but stutter and it ends up making myself look stupid.
Thank you for wishing me all this good luck, you're really sweet.
>

Solar Photovoltaic Installation.

An anubis? Oh shit!

Cheshy!
>pets the cheshire cat

That Alice is running one of her threads again

>best bote fucking claimed
I may or may not be drunk

I never understood the whole foot fetish thing

How can someone look at a sweaty foot and just want to lick and fuck it

Oh shit drunk ama

I'm not into it myself. I could see them as cute if they were well kept

I'm doing well, doing my best anyway! Thank you! Glad you're okay then, tis good!
And sweet, gaming is always a nice way to chill

>"Nothing don't worry i'm good"
"Okay, but now I am, love you."

Thanks, you too! We should all be fine! And that's unfortunate I guess! Hopefully something riveting comes along your path, and someone! But I feel ya! If you ever need to just type it out, go for it, can be cathartic!

And just my 'life' is at a very swift pace at the moment, like I've gone from 0-100 in a blink, in regards to work and such things, so as much as I try to remove the stress, it still finds it's way in! But I'm slogging on best I can so when I hit that 'wall' I can burst straight through it unharmed on the otherside, what else am I to do!
It's just a major life adjustment, will take me time to get used to it and make sacrifices. But it's now or never... already missing my free time haha!

So yea, I'm glad y'all are doing well!

Because the ride never ends.

Have another beer.

But I'm the best bote

>chatting with my female friend about mangos and animu

89 cent drunk

Well, I'm not too sure who Izuru actually is, so I'm afraid that may be impossible
MFW Mercy gets a quad and POTG
Ah yes, the joy of social anxiety. I fortunately don't stutter, my heart just feels like it's going to explode, I sweat alot and get kind of paranoid.
Everyone deserves to be wished something good now and then. I'm sure many people here hope you get the job as well!
What you drinking?
Ama won hunger games and became best bote. Though it wasn't much of a competition, I don't think any other botes were competing

>An anubis? Oh shit!
Mhm, the monster/magical part of her is pretty cool, but her caring personality coupled with her borderline tsundere-ness is really what makes me love her

Awesome to hear you're moving forward in life, I wish ya all the best in whatever happens next!

Bullshit

What is MWO?

>teacher

Oh shit sober Yuuko

That only means another shot~

>he says with a sample
I never saw you before, pleased to meet'cha

Just some Jack Daniel's, nothing special

Thanks! I appreciate it, hopefully it all goes well! And I wish you the best on your ventures forward!
Speaking of, anything you have your eyes on at the moment?

Well, just heard my brother got into a crash. Seeing how badly the car was damaged, I'm surprised he didn't get hurt. However, his gf is being hospitalized due to bleeding

Then take more shots.

Does that mean you will show more than your thighs today?

<

Is it time to harass you again while you're in a vulnerable state?

Musashi is a bote
You've meet me before. Just haven't realised who I am
>Miku
SEASONAL DETECTED

Mech Warrior Online.
Well shit. Good to hear no ones badly hurt.
No, I suppose it doesnt.

I'm more of a kikimora guy. They won my heart but Idk about anubis though. A bit too bossy

Said by a boat, a soulless design made just to be waifued.

here

Hope she's okay!

Modern Warfare Online
The Chinese Call of Duty

Hi coffee user

I hope she dies
Natural selection at work

Can't get off mr. bones wild ride.

Nothing in particular, just working my way through uni, which is going pretty well so far

Best wishes friend, glad to hear your bro's unhurt, I hope his gf will be okay.

Kikimora's are also pretty nice, but I understand how bossiness can be offputting

afternoon

I guess hospitalization is still in the "okay" zone for you.

Hopefully she doesn't die.

I hope so too. She's a nice gal.

Tonight, I'm getting fucked up

Who knows about that~
Nice to see you again

Oh boy, now we can threat each other with ERP while actually doing nothing
How fun

Did we really?
Who might you be then? Unless I just have a bad memory

>wow rude

I got kicked off of the group chat like 3 times. You can guess from there

rip

Exactly

Get fucked up.

Oh cool cool, whatcha studying? Glad it's going well!

Hopefully not user, she'll be right!

Hazelnut coffee today?

Best thing is he wasn't even trying to nanoboost me, he said in the chat I got in the way of Reinhardt and accidentally ulted me
My friend and I were in tears

Ive been hospitaluzed many times. Unless they get admitted for what they think is more than 3 days then they are generally not going to get too bad.
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride

earlier when i woke up i had a cup. looks like i can only make 2 more cups with my current can

Let's agree that mantago is best :^^^^)))
I haven't been in the site for awhile. The 'newst' thing I saw was the new golem art. Any new mamonos?

Hello

There's no way out.

>Nice to see you again
The same goes to you.

>wow rude
Sorry for causing collateral damage there. Amatsu is a quality choice though.

oh how unfortunate, when will you be able to obtain more?
How many cups do you have a day?

I can cum in your cup to fill it up

I don't keep track of either of the chats I'm in
Sorry my dude

>nice thigh

Yessir

It's okay.
How is it going for you? I've got say, I really love all the pics you've posted so far

sometime next week most likely. normally 2
not interested

Studying history, focusing on ancient Egypt/Mesopotamia (hence the anubis fascination, I suppose), as well as industrial Europe

The newest girls are a murderhappy loli-goblin called a Redcap, and some seahorse girl, neither are not really my thing

I want you to have fun with your drunk escapades

Smile for everyone involved.

hello

yeah no one likes asia. ;)

Good, good.
Yes, gaming is a very nice way to chill.
Any plans for your weekend?
Sex bote.

People say my former waifu pleased old men for money

BAD MIMI

Weird sounding. I gotta check them out now

OUUAAWWHH AAWEWHHHHH OOIUAAAHHHH WHY NOT OUUUAAWWWWHHHHH!!!!,

People say you should die.

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I aint dun niffin

Calm down jeez

I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't

hey mavis i think your sleeping pills are having some side effects
because im not into that

I'm always having fun getting drunk~
Everything seems funnier than what it actually is

>once again, only one person calls me that
a shiro

Oh, you're that guy
I've gotta ask, why save samples?
Or is it accidental?

Thats a bit mean

Accidental I guess.
I got them from Google (pressed view full image and everything)

so what's up? normally i would make you set up an appointment with my secretary, but i'm a nice guy. how can i help ya? tell me what the trouble seems to be.

Oh
You bad

Where did they first make French Fries?

In grease

Oh thanks. Miku is easy mode, her popularity and outrageous amounts of art allow me to be very picky about it.
I'm looking forward to relax in the weekend.

>adidas
That looks surprisingly cool in the art.

>former waifu
And you called me seasonal.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=musashi_(kantai_collection)

Use this fam, you'll find better pictures~

Maybe what I said was an overstatement

>Holo is bestgirl

Evening

furfag

ah okies, 2 cups is fair, but I imagined you just sitting in a dimly lit room, cat by your side, sippin' coffee all day hahaha Hopefully your hazelnut will last you till next week...despite 2 cups being left!

Oh that sounds awesome! And yea I guess that's where the Anubis fascination comes from haha! But history is definitely cool, I used to study Ancient Greece and Scandinavia

Gaming a lil bit I hope! But seeing as my Saturday is almost over...my weekend is in full relax mode besides the training lesson I had earlier today and have another tomorrow...hence the whole 'go go go' thing...but it's good, I have to do it! At least that's what I', trying to convince myself to believe heh...How's your weekend?

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Lies

You switched again?

Yo

>shinoa

Wow. Fucking funny guy right here. You a comedian? You should be. Not only is that incorrect (made in belgium not greece) but you sir are an unfunny faggot. Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.

Nuffin

WOW

SO FUCKING FUNNY

WOW

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
> sorry I'm late

hello fellow no life

What's up?

Evening

Time for sleep. I hate that it's so early but I got lots of lifting to do tomorrow. Later waifu!

She's basically an idol at this point
I wouldn't be surprised is she had the most art out of every other waifus

>also got a puma art

I'm sorry

Greetings! Did you pick up that new fancy collectors edition book for SaW?

Yeah, the courses are all pretty awesome, not difficult, but still challenging.
>Saturday is almost over
You an Ozzie or something?

>and that's me
A sex bote. How're you?
I'm a mean person. Grrrr, anger.
It's been okay so far, the Friday is wrapping up. I'm going to be watching american football on Saturday.
You have good standards for pictures of Miku.
Sleep nicely.

There's a fire within,
Hate to admit it, but I always knew
Violence and sin
Keeps me fearless
Keeps me from being
YOU
Korbocaust
Smugs

i feel more irritable and anxious now then before
i dont have a cat and i cant drink coffee all day.
hello

No, I called Miku seasonal

I didn't even know they came out!

I spend all my money on meteorites, anyway

No, I am science holo

What's up?

Its fucking holo or horo

>Oh my, so many people are actually talking to me
Hello
Hello

night

Fuck you're pathetic

nighto
ITS KORBO
DON'T TELL ME IT ISN'T

I'm watching you

Yo

Playing brawlhalla. You?

Night. Get them gainz

Desert fox

How's it going?

!!

Nice leg

Yup! And they're pretty expensive, and I think all the special numbered ones have sold out, too
>Pic related

IT IS HOLO

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As I creep, picture every human that I see
Slabs of human meat cause my kids gotta eat
I lives kinda deep, dark, up in the cut
Where niggas load nines, and barrel-fuck a slut
Nigga, what? You ain't even seen me in my prime
Eatin' baby brains, baby veins, baby spines
I know they be cryin' when I'm cuttin' off the neck
I'm peelin' off the skin for some bacon-fried croquette
Baby villain spine, that baby-killin' mind
A fifth pint of gin cause I know I’m doin' time
So catch me now before I do my next crime
My kids' gotta eat, somebody's baby's on the line, nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=icZ9LRMO1fM

nothing out of the normal. just thought id say hi
ouch

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Thanks

>shinoa