No dick rate thread? Shame on you Cred Forums

No dick rate thread? Shame on you Cred Forums.

I know it's photoshopped, but it sill makes me feel uncomfortable

Can I get a rate?

I would have a fun time with it 8/10

Eh

Thats an umbrella nigga

Do smurfs live in that thing?

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lost omfg

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Damn boy. Damn.

oh wow i want to blow you 10/10 bravo, chief

6/10
8/10
8/10
8/10

All you niggas need to trim. This aint the african jungle, Bwana.

9/10
8/10
Is my banana curve bad looking?

6

8

8.5

8

I've seen you here before. Webms of you cumming or something? 10/10 btw

What's funny is that this is a genetically superior dick to a normal dick. The shape of the head is to pull out sperm from previous mates. This exaggerated head will pump out all previous sperm with each out thrust.

This is what all dicks will look like in the future.

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that curve is pretty hot, reminds me of a dolphin
8/10 would have fun with you

This
I feel like a lot of the fags in these threads are in every cock rate thread. It kinda bothers me how I'm constantly faping to the same dicks and I know they are on the other side faping too. I NEED COCK ASAP

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heads a little small 6/10

1up

underrated

Any rate for me?

ok

looking great 9/10 would want a facial from you

ty
i just like to show off my dick tbh

havent you faggots had enough

10/10

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19 m gonna take an oily coconut bath around 10 and wanna send some nudes (:
ill send 3 pic requests for a dick pic.. not a cd/sissy
chrisakingcd

anyone like my dick?

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The fuck is that spot

Hehe, thank you!

Yup show me the head

Rate it

cancer

Please let me rim that foreskin. So good.

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mole :(

lol thank you :D

mmm that's nice 9/10 for you

bump

Nice

:D Thank you

Rate me fam

8.5

5

8.5

9

little too veiny for me 7/10

3/10

Rate me please :)

Cant achieve the puff pop like OP but ill play ball

justthetip/10

Nice Shape, Kinda splotchy 7.5/10

Rate me please, genuinely curious

Would suck/10

Too many mutilated dicks here.

Don't ask about the outfit.

You look yummy

thanks :) :)

Whatcha rate?

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Anyone else about to cum?

No but moar dick pics would help ;)

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Mmmm. nice.

That is helping :)

hnnnggg...I want to lick your balls until you cumm :3

bump

I'd get in on that.

loosen that grip, bud

are you the guy with the perfect balls or someone else?

Another admirer.

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show me yours!

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Too busy pounding it.

ty ;)

that looks like a fucking tongue holy shit

aw, cutie/10 :3

Fuck I'm licking my lips

I have a feeling that some of you guys might be gay

I fucking mushroom. For woodland creatures to hide under

got any contact info?:) really want to make you cumm all over me :3

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m or f?

i dont have a big enough dick to post as OP. gotta start the thread out with a nice one so people will take interest

Opening my mouth.

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m, but I'm hot.

The amount of WTF is roughly equal to the amount of upsetting and the amount of epic this shop has made me feel.

9/10 on the "why-do-i-keep-coming-back-to-this-site" scale

Mmmm. give it all to me big boy

or maybe you don't think I'm hot, not sure what you're into

if you're a femboy i might be up for a little exploration

May as well jump in here, any thoughts ?

not bad at all
kik me: pirds

Cover me with your cum.

Massive

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I'm pretty girly but not going to post my face here. giev mail so I can make you cumm?

no longer have kik though..

Fuck that is hot.

thanks. I work out a lot..

thank u, dunno tho, never checked, big enuf to hurt i know that much

could you download it again?
don't know how to setup a throwaway mail from phone

Well I love big cocks, post more if you got any~

Share some more?

Jus found what im gonna cum to

not really. too much of a bother. guess I'll have to find someone else to play with moi.

ayy yo
rate my dick

No way you're real.

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Yup. Count it down.

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so you like my butt and you're in denial or? xD

She's not real.

Not bad. Would still fuck

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Show dick pls

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Yeah I like "your" butt lol. But me being a girl myself, I know there's no way some chick is gonna come on here posting a pic of her ass. Wanna prove youre real ? Post a time stamp.

Someone should make that "fungi" grow on trees

I know that's shopped but I would still fuck

I'm almost there.

This

Reporting for duty

i'm jerking off right now if you want to see me cum

last one

Cum with me.

"Her" ass isn't nearly as good as mine. Cx

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i'm almost there

care to show me? ;)

Prove it.

Faster. I'm going to cum in my pants.

OK carl

I may not be a girl but I owe you no time stamps you ugly whore. Prove that you're not an ugly whore and I'll post a time stamp right next to my ass. Bet you can't though :*

go

Rate me please

fuck i'm there.

blow it

post a pic?

Fuck it I'm in

I have crippling depression.

Working on it for u

trying to clean up

fag/10

show us the mess

There.

y'all niggas need to shave or trim

you are one ugly dude

Was anyone else jerking off with them.

It's October first...

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Ha. I need to get these panties washed ASAP

I'll play with you. How about a rate too?

8/10

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3/10

if i helped it happen i wanna see

how you doin

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Underrated post

2/10

Oops. My bad .-.

why that bad? btw im only 17

Virgin cock

Underage B&

You're a minor you should be on here. But you're pretty big. (To me at least)

fucking beautiful

Shit **shouldn't . Man I need sleep. But adding onto that (I am pretty tiny so I'm not sure about other girls but to me you are)

that's adorable.
and hot.

pls rate

lol, well...it looks tasty and it's bigger than mine. But balls turn me on more than dicks. Show them!

I'm with you should post more

how come you're a virgin? your dick and legs/feet look pretty hot tbh

rate

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Getting there, any other holes ud wanna try?

I want to see you bent over

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any more to show? ;)

My tight little asshole maybe~?

Ma cack

Another one bb

lemme see how tight

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Working up a big load

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my MB size is so big I can't upload it

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Rate please!

You like?

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Rate

Last one

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Pls r8

Oh yum.

Oh god why is this cute and sexy

Nice

Rate plz :3

4.5" Erect
rate pls

Really cute :3 I would love to cuddle, kiss, and play with. 10/10

Social awkwardness i guess

awww, its shy uwu

Not him but it's outrageously difficult for a male to get laid nowadays. You have to say everything right and be absolutely perfect.

It's especially difficult if you prefer video games to loud degenerate clubs.

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How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Like?

I'd suck it. 6

Hey! My dick needs attention too!

you into guys? I definitely am after seeing you >

That's cute.

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nigga that's gonna pull her fucking soul out

whats cute?

ur tiny dick

glad you like it

Rate?

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Please up my ass. 6

Uh

>his file is only 5 Mb

You guys should all kill yourselves

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Fuck these dumb faggots

Pls tell me this is fake. Who could you even put that thing in?! Not that I would not want to try. ( ;

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Sorry m8, I'm on mobile

Well?

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Wtf is on your hands?

lies

Love you c: I'll be looking out for you~

Making an even better costume within the next week or two.
Waiting on supplies in the mail, then pounding through to get it done

What costume, may I ask?

Just an upgraded version of this - Foam for the mask, red cotton for the robe/hood.

Oh nice, anyway I could keep in contact? kik or anything? I kinda dont want to miss this

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why?

I have a snapchat : spider-fingers

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Gotcha

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rate my retarded cock you cucklords

Did your cock get stuck in a lawn mower?

looks like shit

Any requests before I head to bed?

Kys?

dont really have a request but have a good night :3

Almost the posted Ds are at least ok, letting aside fakes and niggers. This lack of confidence is far worse than microD

Bleach is for cleaning floors only!
Thanks!

I didn't say you should use bleach. Make it painless.

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just curious, anyone here uncircumcized but still your foreskin doesnt cover your penis? is this natural? I broke my frenelum as a kid and its never wanted to cover my head anymore

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I'm calling an exorcist

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Close up of you spreading the piss hole wide open

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Is it too curved, would a female be satisfied?

no but a guy would be satisfied.

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