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mew nibi

howzit, wem?

it ok. still recovering from sick
what up duder?

Thinkin about booty, being bored, everything else in between.

oh look another thread I'll open and let 404 before I post anything on

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Wem I couldn't find any bizarre music videos, but I can always confuse you with this youtube.com/watch?v=9ijid_LMCVM&index=10&list=LLcIfOaMe5AKYj2Y_x80Zg3A

booty is nice to think about.

hoi

i like the skeleton he cool

He's actually the culprit

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Yeah its great.

sooooo?

post some fuzzy bum~

O_o And you're someone to judge ME!

Kitty, post dicks.

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im not the one with questionable content on the computer.....

what flavour?

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It's not that bad really, it's just things I find embarrassing personally!

Why is it so hard to get booty, wem?

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holy jesus almighty christ my balls itch this is AWFUL

probably beast smut with like really grody food play with mayonnaise

because the booty is the most important thing in your life. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water. and everyone is fighting tooth and nail to get it. its scarce in these trying times

I assume you tried to shave them

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my balls are never unshaved

I can't really explain what's going on here

Noo... Mayonnaise is where I draw the line!

How do you get booty, wem?

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will trade booty for water

suuuuuuuuuuuuuure. you like to spread it all over your body and use it as an eggy vinegar lube

i fight a long bloody battle until only one if left standing. then i bend them over.

Omg i want that to happen to me sobadly

That dick is going to touch his uvula.

Uhh... t-thanks.

me 2

>he wants to be the bottom

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N-n-no... Y-you don't know me...! Y-y-y-you... M-m-m-milk hater!

jesus fucking christ this is the single worst post I've seen in weeks

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:3

you probably like to slurp chunky milk and yogurt up ur bum too like some weird fetish!

don't be a m-m-m-milk hater

milk is gross though

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Okay you got me! Forgive meee :'c

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oh please

honestly I'm kinda uninspired by milk since fucking anders has endorsed it

k

no forgiveness

what

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Now don't be a party pooper. We were having such a great time
Whyyyyy

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please for the love of all that's holy stop being such an abhorrent poster

god damn

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You're someone to talk. But by all means if you can talk so much shit that you run out of air then I wouldn't mind at all

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because there is non left my lad

I think I'm well-qualified to discuss the vacant qualities of a jackass that uses fucking 9 stutter syllables in one post.

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Neat! happy burfday Cred Forums
That's a cute cheetah

>sf turns to insulting random posters because he cant attack me.
One of those things you know someone is compensating for something, but you dont know what lol.

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indeed he is~
sup?

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>I can't attack you
now listen here you pathetic, whiny, savagespawn ingrate, if you had the attention span or IQ of a goldfish you'd have noticed that my anders vendetta has persisted more or less since I met him, but my momentary swedish distraction in no way means you're off the shitty, cocksucking hook

>Neat! happy burfday Cred Forums
it's also the day obama is giving away the internet

fucking traitor

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Not much. Had a pretty good day today.
How was pizza day?

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grrrrr. that's shitty

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Requesting more hugging and kissing stuff for scientific research.

Hes probably so pissed that his ancestry is half nigxican and nigger.
Must suck for him only being 3% white

subby what are death grips gonna do tonight

king nigger needed to be assassinated 8 years ago, fucking christ

the deviant fetishization of romance is infinitely more pathetic than anything else you could be into

I'm whiter than you, o unfuckable savage.

Make a lot of noise, I imagine, are they meant to do something?

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def leppard is in my town tonight but I didnt hear about it until a week ago

it wasnt too bad. I'm glad they finally gave it to us after 11 months of waiting lol. when do you start that new bike shop job?

well something's going on

>def leppard
>depeche mode
man you look young for 45

hmm... Just a few more months to deal with it. I'm surprised he hadn't been assassinated myself honestly, not that I wish that on anyone.
I'm happy they finally did it!
9 am today hehe!

Mother half-native/german
Father German/Russian/Polish

At least im not a nigger.

I don't know what this means

fucking death grips

because the white man in america has been castrated, that's why

>not that I wish that on anyone
Some people deserve to die.

IKR
THIS IS KILLING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, we're the same amount of white.

But I don't have slavshit.

I guess I have potatonigger though so it's kind of a wash innit.

memerap gods do ti again

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ohhh kick butt! pretty close to home this time?

ehh... I just don't like murder. sorry.
Much closer!

Pleeease ;~;

Better than being a nigger.

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Hi

Is death not a traitor's just desserts? Is it not right to destroy he who would destroy you? You are the anemic product of comfortable society, the pitiful child of affluence, and have forgotten the laws of nature. Betrayal demands blood.

Featherheads are just as garbage.

how close? how'd you find it?

fiiiiiiiiine. this is the last time though

Cluckington, sup?
Thank you! I shall never forget this!

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That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

that's what my coworkers said when I asked them if they were going
>classic rock
>>classic
AT LEAST WAIT TILL THE FUCKERS ARE DEAD TO CALL THEM CLASSIC

Chicken, get naked.

ok
like 16 mi away! Just sent resumes out to bike shops. hired me on the spot!
got a jooooob

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Niggers have at least created something of worth in modern culture. Injuns have nothing. They are the ultimate failed race.

I dunno the stones are 100% classic rock and aren't they, like, all alive?

yum yum

>Niggers have at least created something of worth in modern culture.
>SF: "We wuz kangs 9/30/10`6"

Props to you! What job did you get?

fantastic! you got work tomorrow? small shop or big?

crapple

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But Im already in my unders! Also, Hi Snarf
'nother bike shop gig
They're a small location, but we do a lot of volume!
Just across town!

yeeeeezy

>what is jazz
>what is blues
>what is rnb
>what is hip hop
I realize your musical taste is more concerned with playing the flute while chanting and praying for rain, but american niggers have done infinitely more with their cultural inheritance than featherheads have done

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Bike shops smell good

as much as your previous shop?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
Not THAT big, but they are paying me more haha

so, i'm meeting up with a guy tommorow, pretty excited
what are some of your hookup stories?

one time I hooked up with a dude and we retook constantinople

it was lit

I know right, like if I were to inquire about a job in a bike shop and didn't want it then the smell alone would be what convinced me

i hooked up a nintendo 64 all on my own

oh super rad! I'm really happy for you

i hooked a starfish my last fishing trip

Naked!

Naked!

Met my BF on here.

sounds cool tbh, max comfy

...martin?

man starfish sounds like innuendo

dayum. A man after my own heart
Thanks!
nuh uh

I didn't think bike shops wore clothes to begin with!

nice, did you meet him on one of these threads? or through some other means?

w..
the music I like isnt old

>Connected with numerous European and Asian cultures for thousands of years.
>Invent a rock.
>Hunt animals by walking towards them until they collapse.
>Muslims enslave you and send you to the new world.
>Becom KANGS

>Completely cut off from the entirety of human civilization.
>Establish multitudes of own cultures individually.
>Trade and exchange of ideas impossible from isolation.

but KANGS tho

Do you like playing with bicycle pumps as well? I mean, not in a sexual way... >_>

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yeah if it's older than you it's old

>Connected with numerous European and Asian cultures for thousands of years.
absolute hogwash. Actually, subsaharan africa was a more or less impenetrable barrier for Euroepan and Asian exploration for most of history because of diseases alone. The only contact SSAs would've had with Caucasians was the Nubian peoples who made it as far north as Egyptn and ultimately into the roman empire, but the overwhelming majority that eventually became slaves in the new world were never within 100 miles of a European. So historically, redskins and niggers have equal amounts of fucking nothing to justify their cultures. It is only african american culture that has produced anything remotely worthwhile (mostly as a result of white admixture, in all likelihood). Native americans on the other hand have nothing but a handful of casinos and alcoholism.

i'm so erect for no reason

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god, comfy shit like this is what i really enjoy
this, and frotting

haha! Well of course not! how so playing with them?
cherish it

>absolute hogwash.
Yes your whole post was, what can one expect from a KANG tho.

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Naked!

Naked!

In these threads.

Gross.

Y'know, blowing air on things, into your nose and smelling the air, seeing how fast you can pump... Just fiddling around with them

Clearly you did not actually read the entire post, which I can only assume is because you smelled mouthwash and got distracted. You're free to go drink yourself into a reality where your race still matters.

Just become one of those people who comments on youtube videos about being born in the wrong generation

Now you're not making sense again!

I want to see you everynight

o-oh
oh my fucking god~
......i'm gunna try to do this tommorow with my hookup, wish me luck

okay, fine
Oh haha! Sometimes? I usually am trying to fix the bikes so not a lot of time for silliness.

You have no merit, nigger. Your arguments are based of lies and new age liberal bullshit.

Go tell the nigs at your uni about how great your KANG ancestors were.

i promise it is not

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I have literally no ancestors related to any of the accomplishments I was discussing, since they're all from 20th century US and my nigger relative was from venezuela. You're not very good at this.

I think I've broken on or two pumps that way, luckily they were thrown away before anyone found out

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Now rub against Bananaders.

Stop talking pigeon nigger. Your people are chimps.

Umm Chicken is an ok guy, but we're not that close friends!

So it was YOU
But I'm so tired.

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Yeah, I like you and all...
but I'm putting pants back on.
Nothing personal

Pigeon nigger?

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Glad agree on that... I'll... I'll go put away the bondage gear...

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he looks so surly

i think he is cute

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hes seen some shit user

So...... Those bicycly pumps... I-I dunno what happened to them...!

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That too. Loveable
mhm...

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It was Snarf!

Do it.

Without pants.

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all so lovable

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whoa...
You already said it was you!
But I need to get to bed soon
yeah

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Oops... I'm literally senile don't judge (jk)

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but that means I'd be way older than you
that would be way too gay

don't feel good

I would never!

daddy fetishes go here

nor do i. lets suffer together

Its just an iphone 7 shopped to be round?

Katten.

Me neither.

I wouldn't say never.

No, touch the Swede first.

I'll be ur daddy julian

I wouldn't hardly ever.
dare I?

oh dear

You would never what? I'm literally senile don't judge (jk)