gimme somethin good
Gimme somethin good
Start off with "hey." Don't start off with something crazy so that she'll actually reply.
Here piggy piggy piggy
roll
kek she is the fat one, i'll roll for that
"reply to me or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"
Winrar
lame
Hey, I'm not trying to be a creep or anything, but I think you're really cute
So are you the fat one? Cuz I hear fat ones like saltine flavored jelly.
Yay, so it looks like you and I match. So tell me a little bit about yourself, sweetheart
Hey, little girl. Let me see your tits. I promise I won't hurt you.
Hi you are cute :3 you look like an fox
You'll have to forgive, me I just got out of prison, but have you ever been tripple decked by a couple a niggas?
Annie are you okay?
how you doin this arvo?
Roll
Hey, its me. The money is at the train station. We meet tommorow at 10, bring the stuff. Allah praise u.
so you have any kinks?
Damn reroll
reroll
Reroll again
rereroll
k last reroll
OH BABY I DID IT
You like getting choked, you little bitch? I'll be your daddy and punish you if you behave.
winrar!!!!!
Rarwin
Hey call me 8663472423 (its the number homeland security kek)
Reroll
Rolling (make sure to include the part in parentheses)
op you gonna deliver or wot m8
Roll
Roll
Yea shes totally going to call some strangers number after 1 text
Jesus you sperg virgins
I already once told a bunch of ppl that I would have the Cred Forums Admins Telephon number and they all called homeland security. Kek, they said the guy called them back and was raging hard. He thinked it would be an joke people calling and asking him to delete their personal data. That day was a good day
Well do some introduction then let her call the secret Service or homeland security and deliver the reply for the keks. What do u expect
suck me off while i finger you with a fork
OP DELIVER ALREADY, FAG
sent, waiting for response
she said "that escalated quickly"
first response gets to decide
... pic?
I will rape you. Allahu akhbar!
suck me off
FUCK ME DADDY
I'm looking for a corn fed girl and you look like my type of bacon soo-ee come now pig get soo-ee
NO DONT SAY THAT THATS FUCKING GHEY
Reroll also add you were looking for farmersonly. Com and got lost.
hahahaha i swear to fuck this isn't fake
> First reply
Nigga can you count?
imma be a fag op and bounce
only god can judge me
that reply was gay
I sexually Identify as an bromonium ion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of bouncing around in a beaker, dropping hot sticky elections in a carbon bromine threesome. People say to me that a person being a bromonium ion is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 2 carbons bonded to an electrophilic bromine. From now on I want you guys to call me “BigBromo” and respect my right to to take electrons up the rear by dihydrogen monoxide. If you can’t accept me you’re a bromophobe and need to check your intermediary privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Are we doing dubs? Cus this dude.
do thisif you're just having a laugh
if you actually want your dick sucked say
'sweet, tonight work for you?'
re
You are gay. Why saying first reply when u don't deliver
Rollin
The latter, come on now.
Rolling for op dick sucks
becuz im gay
kys fag
Cool where you at?
>706087311
I GOT DUBS FAGGOT YOU BEST DELIVER B
say: i wanna fuck you right in the asshole with my giant 2 inch cock. you down?
oh my god...
why did you reply to me fag
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor, but for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life.
OP is the largest faggot ever just post dude fuck
I'm free in 2 hours
winner
LOL WINRAR
Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking?
this is fucking boring. DELIVER OP
faggot
btw if i get dubs:
I didn' mean to...
Show me your big black titties.
are you down with sharpie in the pooper?
by post i want a reply from get that dick sucked user
rolling for that
WINRAR
Can you make chicken tendies????
tbh hes probably left us rn and is in the proccess. God speed if dubs tho