I just ate a smurf

I'd eat it.

Laurie?

Oh no, sorry

John Boy?

What? The smurf or me?

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

Tits?

I'm into it, but you do need to timestamp.

Tits with time stamp or fuck off slut you know the rules

You ;)

bare tits, no clothing allowed

Timestamps and tits.

kill yourself

skype?

naked back?

Angela?

Chlloe?

There you go

I think your tongue sliding against something repeatedly will get that off...

how about both?

Litterally worthless without time stamp

Nope, name is Hannah, now stop asking

Your arms are hairy as fuck

You're hot user

I don't even care about timestamp.

She's cute af, post more.

Take a pic of you squeezing a sharpie/pen/whatever between those tits?

Let's see that belly. You got a happy trail?

Hannah, I am liking this thread.

Shave your fucking arms m8

Yes! Belly, back.

i would do more than eat you. post kik op

Tits on display and your focused on her arms
Do you know how we know your a fag?

cool

Sorry.. couldn't hear over the sound of me unzipping...

Not that much

Lets see That booty

Tits are too small :(

first day on the chan?

Fuckin -gag-

Thank you user :)

Right, you've gotta provide us with a timestamp, sweetheart.

I want more

Don't worry about these little bitch boys who can't handle a little body hair.

Make my dick blue

Dubs

This guys for real

Try anyways

>Tits are too small
Just put a fucking pen or something between them.

nope second

yw ;)

Don't stop.

you just blowjobed a smurk

feet or gtfo

Hell yeahh

Yess.. please don't stop...

She needs to shave. Stop thirsting over some user you'll never meet you beta

You don't have to wrap them all the way around, just squeeze something between. The effort counts.

something perfect about the lips

I just took a fat shit. Now eat that.

For you people

Post pussy

Only pussies can't handle a little hair

show feet

More tits.

She don't need to do shit but show me that stomach. And your little faggot ass gonna fuck around and call the wrong person "beta" one of these days.

pic of pussy?

You have been eating too many you fat fuck.

Can we see ur cute booty? Maybe with timestamp

Cheesus Christ, write the time and date on your tit.

What a cutie

good job

Let me fuck that mouth cutie

Rebecca

im gonna make this simple:

OP is not the person in the picture

OH MY GOD A GIRL AND BOOBS OMG

All of you are retarded

You have a nice pair of tits

>a little
Today is not the day

I would spill my seed right there.

OP a faggot. Post puss or gtfo nigger.

Where you gonna put those chubby fingers, baby?

Mmm nice... i want to see that hot little mouth again...

You're a beta.

Blew a smurf

is your cunt hairy?

kek, i see what you did there, even tho you didn't

Hoping for some natural hair on that cunt

I really like hairy pussy is ur pussy hairy smurf girl?

would come all over

Let me see that cute little pussy

fucking love it, u look like my ex

Trips over here knows what he's talking about.

Seriously, you need to start wearing longer tops if you aren't going to shave.

Why did you type this message? Adding "mmm" doesn't provide anything to this message, and the "..." at the end of multiple words does nothing either. You seem to be trying to emulate someone that you have heard, yet fail to understand that typing it out looks tremendously stupid.

Also, you're not going to see her "hot little mouth" again, so why request it? Do you think she will read your message and care?

The best i can

who you calling 'you people'?

Post reaction videos of people seeing your tits for the first time

Oh damn

Jimmies overrustled

who the fuck shaves their arms? it would be disgusting being with a girl with absolutely no hair on their arms

Nice tits 7/10

Oh ty :)

For christ sake, write the god damn time and date on your tits

swimmers

Post pussy?!

>being this autistic

Fuck off back to tumblr you massive fucking faggot.

sharpie in pooper

Yes i am

...

No it's me

The hes a chick even though he has a dick starter pack.

>Getting this mad over someone calling you out on your autism
Wew.

post your fucking mangy cunt you fucking whore

*blew

Wasn't even me you roody poo candy ass

Oh, my apologies, i didn't realize my English teacher was in the same thread that i was stroking my cock in.

if the arms are hairy, then maybe so are the armpits and her cunt. do you really want to see hairy cunts?

Lets see some ass and pussy

I'll just leave this here...

...

Can you stick that in your mouth?
Don't need to show your whole face if you don't want, just lower portion?

God you're both fucking retarded. I remember why I hate this board now

Then the fact that you got angry is even more retarded.

you seem to be bothered by something

yes

show cunt

pinch your nipple and bite your lip

need to add a forth X fot the Photoshop ones.

kek good job OP

Pussie and or ass with timestamp or op is man

Good girl

ayy op is cool

1. We're all gonna need vagina
2. plus ass and full face

Stop Being A fem-fag. Post pussy with time stamp you fucking whore.

wp gj

Wtf? There isn't 30 months in a year bozo.

TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN POST CUNT NOW YOU BITCH

Fat with small tits, shame

tits or gtfo

Trips never lie

SHARPIE IN POOPER

I give a thumbs up then, let us see that hairy cunt of hers

stupid nigger doesnt know it was the 30th of september, the 9th month...

Jesus how stupid are you?

Your post was so fucking retarded that I felt it necessary for you to be notified. In case you were unaware. With my assumption it was unintentional for you to look like a total douchebag.

Stupid amerifag

Trips is rigth

Hi

Are you an aspie? You seem like you're retarded, so I just have to ask

Hahahaha

...

Except that time is US mountain time.
The date is written like a non-American would.
Something ain't adding up.

You're super cute! Love those lips!

Maureen Ponderosa

Show us your pussy, just spread them legs open ;)

DD-MM-YY

fucking fag, go back to school

Whelp op isn't real

Baby doll, let me see that mound through your panties.

You're pretty cute

why no pussy shots?

Pic of face tits and timestamp op I just post ur pussy with timestamp

Hey, even though I came off as douchebag, I'm still speaking the truth.

you should be gangbanged hard

Stop posting your face that no one cares about and post you fucking cunt you stupid bitch, with a time stamp preferably

...

DOUBLE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

...

MM/DD/YYYY is much better in my opinion.

Mountain time mountain fine. I dig it. Represent the WYO

no top

Getting close!

I can live with that

porque no, btw i speak spanish too

Listen whore, you're completely useless if you don't post your disgusting slimey hairy cunt

I prefer DY/MY/YDMY

you're a qt 3.14

You suddenly became more interesting, where are you from? just tell me you're not from mexico

Canadia

...

Double dubs and trips have spoken. Do the work you fucking whore! Lets see that god awful cunt ffs.

hot as fuck, would kill for a girl like you.

Nobody is even gonna question the age

Are you mudslime, you backwards ass, little boy loving pedo faggot. You RUINED MY DAY WITH YOUR CANCER

So is Cred Forums strictly 14 year olds?

Top zozzle my friend, well memed! XD

Welcome to Cred Forums. You must be new here friend. Lurk some more and you'll learn the ways here soon :)

...

Lips for you

why, ever. I mean, we read from left to right, so it would be more efficient if you got to read first the day it is, as it changes every day, and not the month which you already know.

I aint no newfag, its just theres USUALLY at least one person who asks about age
> Tfw it was me this time
> time to kms

now the other lips

I really fuckin wanna slap you.

Wow! Such beautiful lips but I would much prefer to see those lips down below.

you have kik or skype?

Goddamn. Take a shit in my mouth please.

Not from Mexico

Fuck i just wanna pound you...take off that top

Toppest of kek either op is actually autistic or this is just some fat fucking neckbeard baiting the shit out of us. Fuck off op lets see ur hairy cunt with that timestamp

...

What luscious hair and great breast. I would love to see that beautiful ass and pussy, my princess.

Fuck, bite your bottom lip, I'm getting close

20 years old

Mmm those are perfect

Wow! Thank you my darling! Kisses for you!

Show us your pussy

You, you became a newfag. ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM
O
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O
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do you swallow? also show ass

where are you from then?

I just feel like saying "September 30th, 2016" rolls off the tongue better than "The 30th of September, 2016". And I starting with something which you already know feels, in a sense, better.
Also I could use the logic that there are less months than days, and less days than years, but eh.

I don't have kik

fuck you

show pussy please ;^)

Fuck off Natalia you cunt, your parents are drug addicts and I know where you live

Shoe on head

Do a little show on skype?

Oops ^_^

show ass :)

where ya at boo

Don't be a faggot

SHOE ON HEAD

show us your feet

You

...

youtu.be/4m3_-Vji41U

fuck off attention whore

show us a pube shot

Today op was a faggot

*Kisses for you*

Agreed

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new low

Bump

kill yourself

But it's not so usual to write the whole thing, you generally write 30/09/16, or in your case 09/30/16 so it's the same but less efficient . And you can also follow the logic of days make months, months make years, in a progressive way, instead of going back and forth first months then going back to days and then to years

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...

It makes no sense to put months first, it's just what they are used to, and will defend it regardless. Don't forget they still use imperial measurements

why cant i find a picture of a smurf pussy?

Thank you, good night

Abandon thread

Cred Forums
lol

Because they breed through mitosis

Any more pics op?

Thinking the same thing myself

+1

>princess.
Kek

Bye

I'd like to see her sweet sweet ass ;)

pic from u ass, where is it?

Awe ):

Teasing bitch

get lost alien ho

He wants to marry her to the French to strengthen their alliance.

Bye bae! Hope to see you again soon! Hopefully in my bed when I go there! xxx

Hah, the imperial system can suck my ass, it's fucking garbage, that I agree with.
But back to writing dates, like I said, I usually say "September 30th, 2016", so obviously when writing the date, that phrase will play in my head. This causes me to write the number of the month first.

>Being this autistic

Autistics need love too

"30th September" it's not hard...

would you eat me, sexy anonette?

fuck dumbasses
dd-mmm-yyyy
30-SEP-2016

You're beautiful

That doesn't sound right to me. I'll say "The 30th of September, 2016". Which far too long, and adding the "2016" at the end of it makes it sound wrong to me.

no, she isn't

maybe yes, maybe no

She is average, or less. Please stop this madness and posting shit shes gone. When will this thread close??

Nah mm/dd/yyyy works for me.

Ty :)

thats how americans get confused

Ok bye, a last picture of me, oh and i'm ginger

I want to believe ur a chick i really do. Show panties at least

Because you're used to saying it a specific way, as I said before

What? You're 10x more perfect than I already thought you were! Marry me please?

so fucking cute, holy shit....

even despite the Donald Trump size hands

also, checked

Well, hey, each to their own then. I doubt this is worth making a huge fuss over, like "soccer" and "football".
Though I swear to God, the fucking imperial system makes no sense whatsoever.

you look like a grey with a big nose
nice trips though

Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass hole?

I have no idea how American's have managed to mess everything up so much, considering they are mostly from Europe. I think they've spent too much time on their own on the other side of the planet...

What's wrong with my hands?

nice trips
i'd rape you

Well, you started it with the bozo comment... Ain't us making the fuss

nothing ;)

They are not around me

They are pretty, don't ask, people here will always find something to complain about

Sure user!

For realz?! :O

Picture of ass?

kys

...

I see, i wish i could!

Awww im flattered

Oh, I didn't even mean to make this get blown out proportion, apologies. I just wanted to point something out.

Op would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole?

kiss for you too!

Ass and pussy pics now!!!

Op ass pix plz

OP, does it get you wet knowing there is an army of dudes ITT with their dicks out wanting to fuck you?

If so, show us, we'll love you forever.

You look like this fat sack of shit

Hahaha;)

Op would you fuck me?
Id fuck me

Op would you suck a shit from andy sixxs ass hole?