Texas thread

Lost to then Ryan raiders in State championship fucker. Bay city here, 979.

Noone cares about high school football.

I fucked an underage chick from Ryan though :D

Nobody cares about pedophiles. I fucked a football.

yeah our education system is the worst in the nation, no good schools or jobs or lower cost of living in this state....

Pedophile is 5 and under. She was 16

most wind energy in the nation at least

This is sadly accurate.

>yeh, she was 6 mate
>no it's not pedophilia

Patricia from Bandera. Any Bandera nudes?

>mate
Gtfo britfag

Pls don't die
512

832 n Houston reporting

Obese, heart disease, jewchristians.

>montgomery here!
ayyyyy

512 Lily

cypress here want to die!

garland here, any parties?

915 reporting, I hate living in what is basically Mexico

Conroe/Woodlands

who dis?

GARLAND PARTIES RULE

More?

915 here too

Ay man Chico's Tacos and unpredictable weather

254 niggers!

830 reporting in.

Ty go to bed

any UH nudes? 713/281/832 reporting

214/972/469 here boiz

go coooooogs

Well fuck you Texas and fuck your lonestar beer
Fuck your fucking Alamo and fuck your longhored steer.
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath
Fuck you Texas, fuck you plumb to death.

210 here. I hope you and your bad attitude stub a toe on the corner of the Alamo.

NIGGGGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Easy there fella not like I burnt the flag or anything.

lonestar beer is $1 for a tall boy. gtfo what does your shit state have to offer?

fuck texas I lost my girlfriend to long distance with that shitty state

555 look!

Houston here. Wanna fuck?

our girls aint loyal dude. shoulda known

Dubbz
I drink Bleue Dry at 6.1%. 12for 13.9p

You pay a dollar for a tall can of piss??
Your dumber than I thought.

Snigger

>lonestar beer is $1 for a tall boy
Blew my mind when I lived up north for a few years. $15 a SIX pack. Bunch of stupid fucks up there. Always wondered how they stayed in business selling that armadillo piss.

Wife...210

956 anyone?

I don't know OP. I was born and raised in Houston for 30 years and have been all over Texas. It's kinda the same shit everywhere. Po dunk redneck towns or a big city with a mix of black, whites, Asians, and Mexicans. I drove from Houston to Denver in 22 hours. 16 of those hours was spent driving out of Texas. There's cooler shit out there than Texas, but I do love my state and my city.

Have you tried Revolver Blood and Honey?

Moar

More alcohol content than most other states. Pretty simple business model. Our beer generally has about twice as much alc as, say, the same beer from Oklahoma.

The valley

940 middle of bumfuck nowhere
near wichita kinda might as well be in oklahoma

yup

Delicious looking down vote.

i can relate. i lost my girlfriend by moving out of texas

>More alcohol content than most other states
Nope, that's regulated by state. 6% was the upper limit.

What you want to see?

940 here. Valley View. Shit town between Denton and Gainesville.

That's what I'm sayin. My favorite beer here is sierra nevada torpedo at 7.2%

the name of your home builder, that is great molding

shittier than sanger? sanger is white trash as hell

I might as well be in sanger.

Haha...that was actually taken om vacation in Florida.

Wheres dem 817 slutz doe?

Best coke whore in Garland, Christi Lynch

Huh?

I don't know if I can find it in Montreal. Never came across it, unlike OP's mothere face.

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I was talking about Texas made beers. But generally speaking, you should look for Sierra Nevada Torpedo

should've known. That is not work any house builder in san antonio could've done. Thanks for the reply.

Cant be that much of a coke whore with that gut

Dude Bandera has less than 1000 ppl total.

Richardson here. Soulless corporate hell, trying to get out

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Do you really think I would do that. Just post in a shitty Texas thread.

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432 Odessa

Cheers dude.

Magnolia bois

Pennybacker

She can if it's a baby

979alvin here

>smoking
>coke
>baby

>no 432
I love this state but damn it's big and spread out

no she was just normally a fat bitch. you must be thinking of meth..

Ayyyyy 432 midland reporting in
Enjoying your third world city?

krause springs

What years you got?

Point is?

Mas amigo

Point is that you're requesting nudes from a very small audience. More power to you, but damn that's a specific request

> less than 500 women
> probably less than 100 worth seeing nudes of
> Already have nudes of 1, so make that 99

user, Kik me Jodo1025

If you have nudes of one then post her. Odds are I know her

any moar?

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whats y'alls go-to at whataburger?

when im sober i go for the monterrey melt
when im drunk i get #2 plain and dry with cheese.

No RGV 956? heard some teacher at VV had her nudes leaked last year.

Checked

830 wuddup!

Any nudes worth seeing?

972

817 bitches

Know her?

Enable pollution maybe yeah that is a problem but seriously?? Gun violence? I've lived in Texas my whole life and was worried about being shot when living in downtown Dallas and that's it. As for opposing critical thinking that's just moronic shit from people who don't live here and don't realize how people actually live. We may have alot of rednecks but the cousin fuckers are slightly east of us and we keep it that way.

Yep. Think that goes for both of us.

fo six nine two one fo

25.M. Montrose Area in Houston ,
Anyone close by?

If you arent 512 you're in the shitty part of texas

Celinafag here, Sanger is almost as bad as Princeton

Kek. There isn't a not shitty part of Texas. There is the hipster trash zones, though. Such as where you are.

940 wise county reporting in.

yoooo my 915 bros

817 gotta go to work tomorrow for shitty amazon.

i can't stand going there because I'm the the only mexicunt that can't speak spanish in rgv

Number 1 with jalapeno, hold the onions.

281 here
Rep

fags don't even know it's the time of day where you can get breakfast taquitos already

940 VV me too

fuck texas. born and raised in the shithole that is killeen texas my entire life. just moved up to michigan a week ago

It's okay, you'll learn to hate it there too.

Cleveland, north of Houston but always down to go downtown

Patty Melt with extra onions
WHATASIZED
lots of spicy ketchup

Henrietta or what?

210...Would smash ...

well so far its tons better.. i can actually walk down the street here without getting called at or followed home so thats nice

940 falls town

Lots of 940 tonight

Anyone from Trinity?

I get why people might call at you, but why the hell would they follow you home?

Dirty 830 boi home of Saigon

youtube.com/watch?v=ojJteTjNwVk

>no good schools
>UT
>Texas A&M
>Texas Tech
>University of North Texas or whatever it's called
>>Baylor
>Sam Houston

Even if you meant High Schools, you've got a lot of good ones near Dallas and Austin.

I get where you're coming from, and they're very far behind, but they have some really good Universities for sure.

Bumping for Kingwood noodz

Dude you gotta see how much better atx is than cold ass Michigan

972/469, Rowlett/Rockwall

Will be going to a bar soon

because killeen is filled with creeps that want to follow me home and rape or something. been followed home 3 times now, twice by soldiers in uniform lol!

806, please let's go drink.

That's right Texas is terrible. So please do not move here. We are full.

love austin, would go over there to vacation. ann arbor is pretty close now and its the austin of michigan

>> 706096177

I am calling Bullshit. I doubt you are worth following home. But just to be safe stay where you are do not move back.

wouldn't mind seeing that principal from edinburg nudes

Elrico?

fuck you lol. dont plan on it

>> 706098710
Sorry to burst your bubble but you are not worth following home. but just to be safe stay where you are

ayy denton right hereplayed for ryan high footballits texas everyone cares about all football fukin cuck

anyone will get followed home in killeen if they look remotely anything like a female

832

qt

could poop on me

Wife, 210

Know Chelsea Bartlett??

I would let her poop on me too

where the denton people at

Hey I'm from around there I'm actually in denton now... huh small world

Right here buddy stuck at Peterbilt right now

956 here,over

man denton is poppin on Cred Forums tonight

back to back dubs. lol first time for that

There isn't a lot to do unless your a hipster out here

you aint lying