ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING SKELETON WAR!!!

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor, but for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life.

I am Skeleton Jelly?

Horse Rider Skeleton
I will chop the heads of the kikes
Race war now

Grand Admiral Skulk McSkelington

Royal Commander of the Imperial Skeleton armada and 2nd to first servant to his High honorable boniness, Emperor Skerald Skelitalius, the first of his spooks,lord of boneveil valley and Rattleton.

CLAG CLAG OF THE 44TH SPOOK DIVISON

I PROVIDE TACTICAL LONG RANGE SPOOK SUPPORT

sergeant major spook here reporting in

can i change mine

i want to be arrow marrow

the skeleton bowman

Bow before me swine

Nagash lord god of all the undead reporting in. May my ruthless power crush even chaos gods!

one of the greatest tweets

Hello. My name is Norman the skeleton. Nothing special about my, i guess

Doot doot

I am Skeletal Attention Whore
Wait for it

im just lost

Like this?

oh.... of course i knew i would see this

As first Royal Commander of his Imperial Bonesty, I would require a briefing of the current state in which our enemy have found themselves in.

Thats a fuckton of kek

The intense theme of the SKELETON WAR'S BEGINNING

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f97oDoH2ScI

My name is Wilfred, and I am an Abercrombie model.

Skeleton Sketchy Pete

Fucking up pilgrims.

Wilfred your really hot can we bang bones my name is edward and i am a bone beggar

Im Saxon,

I like to kekel, shekel, and long walks on the beach.

my favorite instrument in is the saxophone and grinding dirt between my teeth.

I think i will be a good addition to the war, because Im always ahead of everyone, whether im rolling, patrolling, or even just riding dirty.

Sorry edward if you had some bone bucks we could bang pelvis but ur a filthy beggar so

I'm party Skeleton Ready to get down and busy~

Ainz Ooal Gown. Max Level OP MMO skeleton mage

Sir Doot Doot, reporting in

Sending Doot Doots ye way

Hi I am Wild Pete and my steed's name is Big Doorknob. I am a buffalo herder and own to small farms in the Bone belt.

i am pre-skelington man here to make more skelington

Private First Class Reporting

Royal Commander of his Imperial Bonesty, the state of our enemy, most vile, our most hated enemy known as THE SKINS, is a state of weakness, paranoia, and trolling.

Our enemy takes refuge on
Cred Forums
Cred Forums
/r9k/

THE SKINS SHALL PERISH

We are Los Esqueletos del Metal

WHATS GOOOOD NIGGAA!

This is fucking cancer.

inb4 'fuckboi"

I am a recruiter for the skeleton war, my nickname is "runner"

I am always moving from graveyard to graveyard, place to place, seeking new recruits.

fuccboi

You have bad taste in Cred Forums. And a bad taste in your mouth. From where your dad came in it. You fuccboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i am
>imblyign
skele

i am ironig
>imblyign ironig

SIT ON ME TO VICTORY, FUCKBOIS

Fuckboi sucks on this skellys BONER

big papa bones, reporting in

my fine-ass army of calcium-rich whores will keep the men from jumping each other's bones

all these newfags

I'm ready to kick some boney asd

I am questioning skeleton Andrew and I am always like questioning stuff like why this thread ?

Caleb, reporting in.

can't stay for too long, though. Have to be beck by 8:00

motherfucker i been in this bitch since GW was in office

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>Being proud of liking a meme from tumblr from 2013

only newfags like these shitty "memes"

the only 4 man trio around

I am giving you some head right now wilfrid my name is Steve and I am the head giver.

I'm calcenite-kin, descendant of the first fragments. I'm here to lead you to glorious battle bone brothers !

>i'm not allowed to like anything

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You're not allowed to bring tumblr here, that's for sure. Get off my board.

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Rattle, rattle rattle rattle rattle. Rattle rattle rattle, clickety clack rattle clack tap tap rattle.

Bonesington Mcalcium at your service

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"Who the fuck invited this fuccboi?"

i know that rattle bro

Pongo. My name is Pongo.

This ain't a meme. The skeleton is a way of life.

MY NAME IS JOHN THE SPOOKKK'd! I WORK AT VERIZON AND MAKE SURE YOU GET CELLULAR COVERAGE FOR THE PAYING USERS OF VERIZON!

I like turtles

scienctist skololman

I don't even know about a Tumblr. Not everybody be reading your teen journal sites, Jessica.

Pepe is one with you, Skeleton friend.

Scary me scareton here. I'm really scary.

Benny, I work as a taxi driver.

Boner Skellington here, ready to boost morale of all faggot skeletons.

KAK KAK KAK RATTLE HEEH HEEH

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ay bitch where you at

post a link to your livejournal feggit

Holy shit! This thread is full of spooky!

Nice
My name is skelington of retreat

Speedy Skelly reporting in.

Here to scout out our one true enemy...The calcium deficient.

Nonsense, it would be spooky if there were ghosties here.

Ramrod and im a motherfucking police, motherfucka

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My name is "MAXIMUM" and I make other people kek

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I'm Chris Cornell of Soundgarden. All my friends are skeletons, who beat the rhythm with their bones.

soundgarden reunion confirmed

Skelly McDoots reporting in form the Calcium Citadel