Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

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Miho claimed

>he lives in australia
I guess not if you got them from like a folder or something.

Fuck off cancer

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?

Name : Daniel M Keem
Alias(es): Keemstar, DJ Keemstar, Keem
Address: 12 Greenbranch Rd Buffalo, NY 14224
Old Address: 55 Mineral Springs Rd Buffalo, NY 14210
Born: March 8, 1982
SSN: 062-66-1997
Email: [email protected]
Email #2: [email protected]
Email #3: [email protected]
Email #4: [email protected]
Email #5: [email protected]
Email #6: [email protected]
Email #7: [email protected]
Email #8: [email protected]
Email #9: [email protected]
School: Sir Oliver Mowat CI. (Class of 2014)
98.118.154.136 (Old IP: 98.118.172.140)
Country: United States
Country Code: US (USA)
Region: New York
City: Buffalo
Postal Code: 14224
Latitude: 42.8356
Longitude: -78.7484
Family:
Bervely A Keem
Daniel M Keem
Daryl M Keem
Gerald R Keem
Mary Alice Keem
Sarah E Keem
Diane M Woloszyn
House:
Value of $114K
Year Built: 1964
1,124 sqft
Lot Size: 9,300 sqft
3 Bedrooms
1 Bathroom
Single Family House

(fox)
(smug)
I'm doing well, Fox and Smugger, glad that you two are doing well/decent. Anything interesting happen during your days?
(shiro)
I guess that's to be expected at this time (assuming same timezone of course)

Perfect bake

I'll teleport behind you and slice you with my katana

>holo
Oh shit you went to houston!? If i were to known sooner or would've meet you with you! Oooh best of luck homie

>akeno
Pray for the strength to endure it dude!
It's not. Please do be well

>eru
What's pojos? Aw shit nigga!

>rem
Maybe when I want to sleep lol

>Laura
When the give me nicknames. Think of it as an eye for an eye thing. Ooh! I get it. I still have many unnamed pics

Why am I still getting hate?

Hi all again!

Nothing new at the gym so there's that

>shinoa

Why does he have 9 FUCKING emails?

yes yes, hopefully lewds will help us both, and all around!

some of these men are just freakin' gods...but amen to that brother!

Its kinda like a Chucky Cheese but like, better.

Maybe not everyone
>i still don't get how people hate lewds

Wolf!

and not really, just going through the grid.

Yeah, thanks!
Houston is a pretty gross city, though. I never got used to the weather.
at least the food around JSC is good.

>Nest fox claimu

Finally got my computer to actually restart

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Central standard time for me.

[holo]
yeah I don't know much tbh

Playing LoL, slow replies

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The strength will come, I know it, or at least convincing myself to believe so! I just have a habit of always breaking myself down until a 'light switch' comes on, it's a weird mechanism to explain...some weird psychological survival thing maybe... but thanks, I'm remaining as positive as I can, and people like you help a lot!

yea...me neither...especially tasteful lewds. It goes hand in hand...guess we'll never know

Upside-down Land.

Best

Why are you tripfaging?

Oh well. I'll just enjoy my lewds along with any others willing to join.

Good question

My bad! Guess there's nothing really wrong with an average day.
Ah, I'm eastern but it's still close enough for my other response to hold true.
Evening yuuki

are we allowed to lewd it up a bit now?

Faggot you're not welcome here anymore

Good as hell m8

Calamity-masu'd

Hello Ran.

She looks like a fox, though.

If we all teleport behind him, do we telefrag each other?

Hello Shiro

I live in the US, but I'm in Japan for work.

Yeah. I'm ready to lewd it up

So adults chuck e cheeses?

We sounds like you were in the south part of the city. I'm up north of it

You're a slow reply

I know what you mean. It's still hard to explain. But I dually say 'fuck it' and power through it. Good to hear dude! Glad we could ease your day! As you can see, I'm shinoa. You can call me smug

No. No lewding the waifu!

You're good as hell

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Yes

>smug

I thank you for your compliment.

I will head to sleep, otherwise Inwill be practically dead for my show. Have a flat chested Rem

Smugathor :^)

Hi Suika, no steal

Hello Smugaloo

Hello there, Ginko.
I hope you're doing well.

This is true, can generally always go worse.

But is wolf!

I just don't like the humidity.
I like places that cool down at night

Heyo! How's it going?

No u

Pretty much.

I guess you could say that.

I can tell you this now, I can occasionally have bad ideas for nicknaming myself.

˙noʎ spuǝɟɟo ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ¿noʎ puǝɟɟo sıɥʇ ƃuıop sǝop

I don't think I was asking that question to the thread.

sweet

Shinoa? Nice to meet you, officially. Yea I get that mentality, sometimes it takes a little bit of salt to just fuk it and grind on, otherwise where else will you be...so thanks again! I appreciate it! Smug~ heh

Go all out. It's more fun that way

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So is this Sachii as well?

what's the story here?

titts

day-walker

hey!

Yes it is.

I dunno. I do kinda read it alright.
It takes something of great magnitude to offend me.

fun fun is fun

Hey Ruri, I'm doing alright.
Found out that the filesize limit for images has been lowered to 2 MB, so I've been compressing images for the past hour.
How's life treating you?

1mb+ is mi liu

>drunken and stellar claim

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=mytLkKZGfv0

Shit.

I'm guessing Mi Liu started this and then Sachii started copying him?

Oh look, its Explorer. Yeah, filesize has been bad for me. My camera on my phone takes 4-10 mb pics and it takes a heap of cropping to get it usable

Sorry, I'm going to bed now. Hope you both have wonderful days.

~Shiro

a picture is hung but a person is hanged.

discuss

Kek thank you. I'm guessing you'll be calling me flat chest as a nickname? I'll add it to the list. Good big nice chest

Yes ',:^)

Why hello there ran

Oh. Well then. I can't fix the climate dude. Sorry

Yes u

How's the pizza?

I'll come up with one

That's me yes haha. Idk about the salt part since I Rarley get salty. You're welcome, akeno. Yeah it's fitting isn't it?

Vampire scum

No. Bad lil ship
Bad

Night

More than likely.

accurate

Hell, sometimes average is better than exciting if you've been getting overwhelmed.
Going pretty well, just hanging out until I fall asleep. Hope work today was smoother than last I heard of it

Not just tits, big tits
Indeed. Lewd edition is my Favorite edition

Fantastic pizza, fun games, its a gr8 place.

thats a lot of links...

Happy birthday, Cred Forums.
As a celebration, the next person to post an image of their Waifu will receive a pleasant surprise within the next 24 hours.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjwx3bZkK8

We won, I'm a god at this game

very fitting indeed! And oh by salt, I didn't mean salty like the whole internet type meme, just meant it as the ol' saying 'take it with a grain of salt' kinda thing, sorry I wasn't clear! But you get the idea haha, so tell me a bit about yourself?

>akeno

heh, so we go by our waifu's? (still new to these threads if ya could tell)

It's almost as if you were asking for lewds, lil' smug

I'm trying to be nice today
>watch me get trips

Goodnight.

My mistake.

Maybe some sort of fox-wolf hybrid. Like a dire corgi?

when she shows bobs

>lewwwwwwdies!

Why don't you join the discord?

Oh, that's oddly suspicious

When you post that creepy lurking image.
Usually you're cute.
Tempting.

I have 20mins only to be able to cum

Incorrect. One of them is shitposter that comes in here. There's 2 or 3 of them. I talked to one the other day in the thread asking why they kept posting this. The "my parents beat me pls respond" one from this summer

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkklhgflhkgf

I've managed to avoid cropping by using jpg quality compression. Since it's all art and not photography, the compression is barely noticeable.
I don't mind the 2 MB filesize limit, it's just a bother to have to compress stuff.
I'm glad they didn't change the WebM filesize limit though.

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Well, I'm glad to hear that, Ginko.
Well, I'll have to resize about half of my images as well, but considering that the vast majority of your pictures happen to be /hr/, it'll probably be much more tedious for you.

>How's life treating you?
Pretty well, honestly. Aside from my inability to keep up with calculus, I've been doing well so far.
What about you?

nice feet

gib archive link of your conversation pls

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When ever you like.

anyone able to fix this somehow so the two mains arent sliced in half? would appreciate it!

Keepem coming
Alright n
Enjoy the lewds as you can

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claiming

2nd one from the left looks exactly like pic related.

Ya I was in there too. The same one that cums on tomo all the time

>passing thru Cred Forums and what threads are on
>see this one
>see you claimed Elle
good choice she needs more love

Got meat lovers?

Go to the world championships::^^^))))

Oh! No dude itsuzu my fault for not getting it. I live in texas and currently in school and work yeah we do, akeno. But some have nicknames here that others call them by

I'm not

I feel like I'll be shunned becuase 'elitist'

I know, hano. I know

thank. u 2 mane. v nice

back to 8gag

MAYBE I WILL

Ya I was in there too. The same one that posts Mai all the time.

Give me an example of what I shouldn't do.

Thanks.

I know, right?

Quite the late reply I see.

@706093360
Not even going to bother.
@706093409
Same with you.

well there ya go

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how can i get as popular as you?

Elle best girl ^^
I dunno, we just had Hawaiian.

Sucking dick

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>@706093360
>Not even going to bother.
>@706093409
>Same with you.
Did they fucking reply to you?

Ah tis no worries! simple mistake heh! and okies, perhaps one day Ill be nicknamed, but im chill either way!

Oh cool, what's texas like for you? And glad to see you have a couple things to fill your time!

Look at this mentally retarded hug box

you owe me 2 (You)s

8fags are fleeing to the superior circlejerk

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>Not already knowing that I dislike that shitty meme.
How long have you been gone?

I don't owe you anything.

upvoted

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Put quantity over quality and reply to everyone with short unthoughtful posts, putting everyone you reply to on the spot so they'll reply to you.

yes you do

Probably not, everyone is pretty chill

besides Esdeath

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this

Sure

I feel like it's also like inviting drama to join ...

I hate it too, but nobody asked.
I haven't left /waifu/ for longer then two days in months.

Am I too elitist for the Discord?

please dont be mean through me

Because you're a fucking loser, that's why

No.
I.
Don't.

That must be some hardcore lurking you're doing, then.

Hit a woman without provocation
Hurt an animal around me
Be the literal biggest asshole you could imagine for months on end
Thats about it off the top of my head.

Being a elitist also helps .
Now that all the newfags are elitists it should be easy.

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I'd like to see that. No joke

Now to think of something that fits you

This lol

I never had Hawaiian

Yeah dude you'll get a nick name given the time spent here. Maybe something like VP lightning cause if i remember correctly, akeno controls lighting or something with being sadistic

Idk. What do you wanna know about the lone star state? Yeah it kill boredom for sure haha

I know

So what I've heard

DAMMIT LIL SHIP
STOP RIGHT THERE

This

Finally drifting off, hope you all sleep well, good night

i'm going to let you relax now

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Goodnight little loli

>smug

Same, i'd love to play professionally

Good night Illya!

Go back to ERPing in telegram.

how long have you been posting in these threads

But you aren't there anyway...

it's comfy most of the time, you should join

You're responding to Sachii by the way.

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do the opposite of me

Lame, you need to get sum hawaiian.

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No

Yeah, that's why, though! Is it better than the thread?

there are two of you?

So HD you can see the original animators disappointment

Heh well I'm sure i'll be hanging around for quite some time, so we'll see for sure! and yea, Akeno controls mostly lightning powers!

And anything you deem worthy for me to know about it! Being such a large state n all!

No, just an impersonator.

No.
I just have all of mai's pics saved because I have crippling autism

oh thats lame sorry about that
thanks for letting me know

it's about the same, there's occasionally Drama, but it gets sorted quickly

Filename checks out.

Claiming

Just so you know
Is still me.

So, no advantage. Well, I suppose at least people don't lewd there.

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maybe you should use a tripcode to shake off your impersonator

rude
?

The only thing I'd really do is move smaller pets around with my legs, and that'd be about it.
>Not kicking them, but just moving them to a point where they realize "Hey, user is wanting me to move, so I'll do just that" or if they just lay there without giving a shit and moving them wouldn't change their attitude.

Yes. Yes you do.

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yeah, sure

>maybe you should use a tripcode to shake off your impersonator

Hit anyone without provocation?

Ran, that's your "almost stole my tiddies" face. What are you hiding?
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Nevermind. Don't clue me in.

How's the pay to play professionally?

Late Feb, early March

You're not the first to ask me to join. I'm still thinking about it

Gimme some pros and cons

DAMMIT LIL SHIP

Yeah boy! You're here forever now. I'll call you VP zapper now

If you like the heat, the pride, the bbq, come here

Cause of the bunny ears. I'm calling you bun

hmm

Pros: Pineapple + Ham, best combo
Cons: None, Best Pizza Evr.

Kek
C'mon now

Forever sounds nice, heh cool nickname, thanks Smug. Akeno fits that title well, she's great.

and nice nice, so all your typical southern appeals. pretty cool!

I on the other hand live all the way down in NZ!

this iteration was still pretty young then, right?

We have a lewd channel
it gets crazy

>Time for sleep

Like, 30k minimum

Goodnight. You always put me in a better mood, Ran.

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