HAPPY BDAY Cred Forums!

Nice post. My ants are really getting a kick out of it!

Oh shit i have a lot of stuff for these threads
Happy birthday 8kun

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Instant classic.

>thinking that thread was worth screencapping

here's a classic

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This one is one of my favorites

I'll see you the gay/bear BJ and raise you a Weeb trap bulge.

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Hopefully this doesn't look like shit
Another year of degeneracy come and gone
HURRAH

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Can I get a hat too?

For some reason this made me lose my sides.

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to Cred Forums

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is that real? if it is, that's fucking awesome

wow, I made a successful thread. Feels good man. Happy bday Cred Forums, may your porn stash never stop flowing and shitposts ever growing.

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This is the first birthday with out moot?
2nd?
what year is it?!

It's a virus, don't click!

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Didn't you hear pal?
No frogs in my bar!

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Obligatory.

Still my favorite greentext to this day. Reminds me of myself as a child.

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happens every fucking year since

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Queens for the great day

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The classics.

Who knows his name?

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happy 13 fags

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here, retard

Happy Birthday Cred Forums. Here's a classic from when I first found the site.

Was this ever not embarrassing?

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You know what? I miss the demotivator era.

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I'm you but stronger

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Fresh.

I've never seen that one before,
Can I save that?

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>Can I Save That?

Holy shit Nigger.
Pretty much holding a neon sign that says "NEWFAG" over your head.

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Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB

so done with this.

Richard C. Mongler.

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For along time man can now get there trap and gore in one place.

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God, has it really been 6 years since I posted in the thread in this pic? ...I've wasted my life.

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rulesoftheinternet.com/

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MAN LOOKS LIKE KEEMSTAR LOOK CLOSelY

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Remember when Cred Forums was fun?
Me neither...

If you didn't laugh, you suck.

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newfag?

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No, Cred Forums was never really fun. Cred Forums is a bastion of anonymity and masks where everyone drops the pretend faces they wear on a daily cycle and reveal their true self.

Monsters, pedophiles, hate-filled bags of meat.

The worst comes out when you have no consequences for your actions. But there's really no consequences. Nobody should ever believe anything on here. It's just a place of bullshit and lies. And nobody give a fuck. Nobody worth giving a fuck over anyway. So fuck them.

Cred Forums is a place to be yourself. However terrible that might be.

And if you think all this has gone unnoticed and that it's not being harvested then you're a fool.

Ayyy i started this thread. Possted that pic too

dis muh favrite greentxt

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You must be new here.

Shit man kek

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you guys remember when bempo was a meme?

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>was

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I miss snacks...

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anyone have full?

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Try adjusting your windage.

The guy screencapped it himself
Void

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thanks /k/

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what happened afterwards?

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She was an angle, but good god she was ugly.
I would have hit it from the back though..

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I gobbled your question pretty quick. Or would you prefer I mongle?

Grinman!

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was it really this recent? i didn't think this was 2016 at all

Hell yeah Cred Forumsro, 6 years go by hella fast. was baked as shit for that thread...

My smug folder still grows.

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I lost way too hard on this.

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Maybe my favorite copypasta

>angle

was she acute or obtuse?

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my god......

kek

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That was from the count reset wasn't it?

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When did this stop happening?

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Happy happy happy happy

there was a count reset?

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Brilliant! Or as they said back then, "epic win"!

Happy Fucking Birthday.

About the time every middle schooler heard about da chan and wanted to join so they could also prove they are teh very most edgiest, with much meme.
So, around the time you started coming here.
Everyone interesting left, the few of us that remain mostly just lurk for amateur porn and baiting fucking idiots into proving they're the best edge memer.

dont forget all you newfags let this happen...

from Cred Forums with hate (a-and love)

you were a newfag too, b/retard,

also, you're the faggot who took the bait

yeah, they accidentally reset the counters somehow.

Fun days

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You fuck lqtm

MODSMODSMODS

nice double dubs

Lol yes, way back when there was a count reset. It was like a year in.

Does anyone remember Cred Forums city? I Loved that video.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

why is this going unchecked??

Is this a thing?

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Damn.

Checked

youtube.com/watch?v=kYxlSDJZbn0

Does anyone have a liturthursday pics with the embedded books??? Pls deliver.

ive been absentmindedly masturbating for about half an hour now while reading this thread and i came to this image

thx

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I've wasted almost 13 years here. I've tried to leave so many times...Anyway, rather than kill myself, I decided to share some green texts. I don't know where my older ones are so meh, deal with it.

DB link
qze75arkvu7hnyt/AAB7hFDPDjQwsYHoOu1KGzNka?dl=0

it takes you half an hour to cum?

the oldest of oldfag

does anyone remember the cardstand being knocked over in Times Square NYC? Good times.

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God I hate that all the mods are dead and only janitors remain.

Happy dino man.

Still decent rules to live by.

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SOISOISOISOISOISSOI

Those days will never be seen again.

Not here at least. That's why I spend only ~30% of my chan time here.

QUINTS WITNESSED

True, though I'd not even give myself that much time anymore..

Damn hory shet!

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wow...was not expecting to read something like that in this thread

Cred Forumsmrade

how many levels of bait are we on here

Owlbro slayed me

fucking gold

you can't bring in new evidence mid trial, it's fake

not if im working at it or watching porn
ive basically just been quietly stroking and reading screencaps

Cred Forums isn't all bullshit and memes. Some of its real, some of its scary, and some it is chillingly sad.

you weren't here when anonymous had real teeth but no..it was always cringe.

Good news! I found my older folders. I have more, but not on any HDD I have access to. So if you have a few hours to kill, go for it.
First part of link is obviously

Same link:
dr0pb0x.com/sh/qze75arkvu7hnyt/AAB7hFDPDjQwsYHoOu1KGzNka?dl=0

Idk why but everytime I see this one I can't fucking breathe and my sides enter another dimension

Same here.

I feel like this isn't about me nor this site

moot

Fucking checked!

I spent my first 7 months lurking for fear of the random b& hammer from him. Those were the days.

>bags of meat

This.

Behold, one and all, the Toilet Paper Story.

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but how do i read this?

open in new tab and zoom

I'm ITT...Happy B Day bros

[The content of this post has been removed for violations of UN hate speech regulations]

Oh how I miss when greentexts didn't start with "be me".

I'd like to see if anyone even looks at these to see if I should post them in the future, so if you could use b1t.7y/2dj3tGq as a link. (b1t = bit, 7y = ly))

Green texting is a lost art.

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mfw can't orangetext

>edge

cockmongler

no one can dumb fuck

Take this

Wait, what?

13 fucking years in this shithole and I can't seem to get away...

>Alfred gets quints so hard his shoe explodes

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Indeed.

Yeah, you mentioned that already. You can't get away because you have no social abilities.

Don't know what kind of bullshit country or state you're from but where I live you CERTAINLY can bring in evidence that proves your innocence on the last day of the trial, provided you claim that you didn't have access or knowledge about it beforehand. Anything else would be retarded - You can literally prove you're innocent yet you're not allowed to show that to everyone? Get the fuck out of here.

you suck McBain

cancer

underrated as shit

This story is bullshit for so many reasons but I'll give the most obvious
>points out girl is 17 at the time
>knows her age
>takes video of her giving blow job
>shows entire courtroom
>OP doesn't get charged with making and distributing child pprnograohy
>at no point did his lawyer advice against thia, but instead becomes accessory by helping to show this CP to entire courtroom
the fact that this gets posted so often shows how gullible you fucks are

We love you too

ah, those were the days

>provided you claim that you didn't have access or knowledge about it beforehand

How do you think him filming her confession in his living room is gonna pass as "didn't know beforehand"?

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much edge
so meme
you never gorget

US law states that you can't bring new evidence in unknown to the prosecution or the defendant. It gives an unfair advantage to one or the other to stake out a case for it.

A lot of people think they can do this and just hold out info from their attorney and get fucked over cause they wanna play lawyer. Sounds like you in fact.

It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside every time I read it.

I know we come here to be dicks to each other, but I still like all of you, such as you are. Here's to hoping for many more years of being nameless, spinning gears in the internet hate machine.

Happy Birthday, space cowboys.

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This.
If you could, every court case would be live TV, it would be nonstop "OH SHIT" as random evidence came out the other side didn't forsee, and in the meantime every case would be a clusterfucked mess of random pieces of info half thought out.
People like to look at the law, and trials in particular, as like a puzzle or game, where "anyone could win if you';re just good!", when in reality the point is to get to the truth.

he's saying he can only cum a little bit and it hurts to jack off.
I hope he got medical attention, but considering his shit tier english I doubt it

Habbo Hotel 2006, shit was epic.

POOLS. FUCKING. CLOSED.

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The ride NEVER ends. Lean back and enjoy the show, faggot.

Nigger.

kek a dude is from my country el salvador, what the heck

Zero Hour!

pics or didn't happen

Most excellent.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ

>what the heck
Yeah, how the heck is el salvador a real country. It's like mexicos ass.

That pic is from the 0 hour or the from the count reset? Why would they screen cap that, no one ever thought Cred Forums and Cred Forums would be what they are today at the zero hour.

I won't claim to be the oldest fag, but I've been here since before the count reset, but only just. I'm 26 now too, making my first shitposting underage b& 2edgy5u

Into the mouth
>click
NOICE

my sides

>queen
Back to /r/eddit

In a similar vein:
pastebin com/yjYL0i8b

Best read while listening to:
youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk

Cred Forums is no longer proper pedobait :(

classic one
never gets old

youtube.com/watch?v=w-OVSJz6PP0

I've only been for 7 but i feel your pain.
I'll always be a newfag and I'll always hate having Stockholm syndrome for this horrible place run by a retarded gook

Are caturdays still a thing here?

thats not great thats just some idiot from reddit posting a shitty song.... he didnt even let other anons write it...

post the image then

that's from /hc/ not Cred Forums

I really don't know. I'm just shouting zero hour.

Zero Hour!

CH CH CH CHKEK'D

wrong, it took Cred Forums 10 minutes.

Yes. Just don't listen to the newfags.

nice trips m8

I'll see your iPhone and raise you a slice of pure, distilled 2006-7.
youtube.com/watch?v=N_6XQp08pgM
youtube.com/watch?v=tocftqR-8O8

sign me tf up

Why did these make me high?

El, Psy, Kongroo

Australian justice system maybe? Age of consent is 16 in Australia, though I don't know how their rules differ from the U.S' rules.

prove it

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Was making me want to cry all a part of your master plan?

fucking checked

Who here remembers the Rock Doc??

Thanks for these, user.

Checked

Big ups Cred Forums

Fucking kek

AS the guy was responding to, I have to agree that you are indeed cancer.

Different faggot.

Of course!

Np. Hope you guys enjoy them.

Yeah, I've read this before but the bullshit just dawned on me tonight. Also, "blow me" could totally go down in US court as coercion/blackmail in a US court, though Australia I dunno.

Not CP, depending on the state.

>being this new

Kek been here since 2012 and have never seen this one before

thank you, user

I was laughing uncontrollably until I saw this picture. You killed my laugh boner fuck you.

>meme

kek

fuck, that's depressing

Respect them... they are the founding principles upon which internet culture is now based...

holy shit

haha I remember when that was new

Worth the read

that one was amazing

kek

idk like 5 or 6 my duude

Elliot rodgers the supreme gentlemen. Rip.

you are like a baby to me watch this: