I'm bored as piss

timestamp?

...of what?

something that proves you're a teacher.
too many stupid roleplayers on here.

Is the pay worth it? I imagine teachers aren't paid a whole lot.

Have/want kids of your own?

Not OP but I work as an infant room teacher making $14/hr. ID day it's pretty decent pay compared to jobs at other centers

Do you like anal

How do you feel about the kids you know are going to do terribly in life?

Dubs and you shoot up the school?

do any of your students have a crush on you and if so what is it like

Is the vagina good

Yeah let me just drive to my school and take a picture of my classroom.
Don't be dumb.

None yet. Single guy.
Maybe someday. I'unno.

Never had it

The reason those kids are going to do terribly is because they're assholes, so I'm not too broken up about it.
I'm hard-pressed to think of anyone I've had who was well-intentioned but still destined to fuck up. If you do what you're supposed to, you'll make it just fine.

Nah I like my kids too much.

Worst part about being a teacher besides shit kids?

Um. That's kind of a good question. There's none that I know for sure. But there's a few I've suspected.
The one I'm thinking of, it's very cute, schoolgirl-y innocent stuff. It's sweet.
Then there's another that's probably less a crush on me and more just that she's a flirt with everyone. That worries me a little but right now it's all in good fun.

Don't be creepin'.

Why when I type every day, does my grammar and sentence structure keep becoming worse and worse?
I have been out of high school and college for a while, what the fuck gives?

How many people give you the pedophile stink eye? Have your male coworkers dwindled? What does it take to be a HS teacher?

The parents. Holy christ the parents.
This generation of parents, these late baby boomers/early gen xers, they're fucking retards.
Helicoptery as fuck, want to do everything for their kids so their kids learn nothing, make constant excuses for the shit their kids do.
The parents are way worse than the kids.

Because you're a retard?
I dunno. Mine is just fine. You tell me.

you should try to force your students to listen to death metal

that's a question I guess

What skool do u teach like sum k12 shit or like a real school

Oh, and they're crazy about living vicariously through their kids.
Half our football players don't even want to play football, their parents make them so they can live through them.
The cheer moms are an eldritch horror too horrifying for this world.

>Because you're a retard?
No seriously, I fucking type reports all day long, I have no problems with that. But when I type shit here or on other social media I just can't think

Why? Death metal is shit.

Apparently at a better school than the one that educated your illiterate ass.

Lovecraft fan detected

Ever want to fuck any of your students?

REALLY HOW COULD YOU TELL? WAS IT THE FACT THAT HE SAID ELDRITCH HORROR, WHICH IS FROM THE LOVECRAFTIAN UNIVERSE?! I BET IF HE SAYS HE FLIES A NIMBUS 2000 TO SCHOOL, YOU COULD PEG HIM AS A HARRY POTTER FAN, HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU GET SO FUCKING SMART?!

You sound pretty retarded to me.

Oh. That's more a psychology question than an English one, I think, but I'd venture to guess it's just a reaction conditioned to the environment you're in.
When you're in a professional environment, you're going to act professional.
When you're not, you're not.

In a totally hypothetical situation? Sure. A bunch of them are hot as fuck.
Would I ever? Nah. Not gonna open that can of worms. It'd be stupid.

Hey Mr. user,
I worked really hard for that A, so my parents bought me some new clothes. How do you like my skirt? ;P

I awlays wondered how the fuck english teachers could deal with looking over and analyzing dozens of essays from different classes and not kill themselves, especially if you're dealing with a stupid student that makes really shitty mistakes. Is it really that much work?

Maybe a teacher realizes that he's not just there to admire the work of smart kids, you aspie.

Have you ever taught a retard?

how do you deal with bullying,if there is any?

1

Do you think anyone can beat Sonic's attempt?

How big is your wiener? What's your favorite film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? Do you eat the Booty? Do you ever sneak around after school and sniff your students gym clothes and shoes? Are any of your students flirty towards you?

My mother was a teacher.

Why the hell would you ever decide to choose such a horrible life for yourself? Are you that much of a masochist?

How do you ignore trips?

POST MORE LIKE THIS,I WANNA SMASH THAT PUSSY

Bump

You ever have a quick perv?

Tell us a story about the absolute worst student you've ever had. What about the best?

You ever fuck one of your students?

Are you still even here anymore?

You are obviously a great role model. I hope you get cancer you filth.

are there any students you have a good connection with? not necessarily romantic, but friendship. maybe a student that you wouldn't mind hanging out with outside of school one day?

and a separate question, how do you deal with favoritism? if I was a teacher I'd most likely subconsciously pick favorites. do you catch yourself doing that? or are you pretty objective?

Put your shirt back on.
You're not even that good looking.
You're just embarrassing yourself.

Depends on how you define "retard"
In our industry, that isn't really a useful diagnosis.

It's something I know is out there, but I don't see a lot of it. Kids are smart enough not to do it when teachers are around.

>How big is your wiener?
I've got 8 of them in my fridge.

>What's your favorite film?
Scott Pilgrim

>Fav animated series?
I dunno. Rick & Morty? Sure, we'll go with that.

>Fav ice cream flavor?
Fuck if I know.

>Fav food?
Eggs

>Fav band?
I dunno, I suck at picking favorites. Battle of Mice.

>Fav youtuber?
Laci Green. I want to do horrifying things to her SJW ass.

>Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina?
Shaved

>On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance?
3. I'm an uggo.

>Do you eat the Booty?
Don't talk like a nigger.

>Do you ever sneak around after school and sniff your students gym clothes and shoes?
The fuck? No don't be weird.

>Are any of your students flirty towards you?
Yeah, not really hardcore or anything but a little bit. Again, it's mostly harmless.

Are you just another brick in the Wall?

Followup, do you let them have their pudding if they dont eat their meat?

followup followup Is there dark sarcasm in the classroom?

youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U

Any tumblrina students?

>laci green
good taste user,id also like to wreck her SJW ass

Laci? Really? Tell me you'd at least make her shave those nasty ass pits...

Would you like to fuck any student?
Or had you feel some sexual atraction?

I've always had a fantasy of having sex with a teacher. Am I mental for that ?

Kek'd

Not OP, but yeah, that's pretty normal.

Hey Mr. user,
You're the best teacher ever!
After you taught us about nutrition, I've been eating healthier and have lost some weight! What do you think of my new waistline? Can I send you more pics of my progress? ;P

Dubs check'd

Seconded.

God what I would have done to this one science teacher I had. He always seemed to flirt with me but how in the hell would you go about seducing a teacher.

Yeah, I really don't enjoy going through essays. It's fun for a bit but then it gets really monotonous because most of them aren't that creative.
It's not suicide-tier though. Just boring.

I had no plan for what I was doing with my life and kind of stumbled into it.
It's not that bad. It sucks some days, but there's perks too.

Because I'm drunk.

>How many people give you the pedophile stink eye?
The fuck would that even mean?

>Have your male coworkers dwindled?
Hard to say, I haven't been doing it long enough to notice a trend.
I will say almost all the men are just here to coach some sport and cling to their high school jock glory.

>What does it take to be a HS teacher?
Are you breathing? Do you not openly diddle kids?
Congrats, you can be a HS teacher.

I don't normally try to chase them.

>Tell us a story about the absolute worst student you've ever had.

I had this kid at the first school I taught at who was...well.
First, he had ADHD. Okay, a lot of kids have ADHD. It was bad, but even then, I've had quite a few of those.
But he also had...well, I'm not sure there was a medical diagnosis for it. But anything would make him angry. And I do mean anything.
I couldn't even say his name without him flipping shit and screaming at me to go back to (insert city where I came from) or something like that.
Thankfully he was suspended like 50% of the time.

>What about the best?
Hard to pick one. I've had a lot of really great students.
One thing I've learned from teaching is that everyone, even the like absolute smartest kid in school, sucks at something. I'm a big believer in multiple intelligences, and everyone is always stupid at least one of them.
The problem with education is that they think they don't need any other kind of intelligence just because they've got the one that gets them good grades.

Nope

Yeah, just really backed up on replies.

>bored as piss
>american

Laci Green is about to go full hambeast. She's getting chunkier.

...

He probably wasn't attracted to dudes. Nothing you can do, bud.

I'm not a guy lol.

Her probably wasn't attracted to fat girls. Nothing you can do, blub.

Kek

samefag

Not fat either.

Cool thanks.

>are there any students you have a good connection with? not necessarily romantic, but friendship. maybe a student that you wouldn't mind hanging out with outside of school one day?

Oh absolutely. There's quite a few of my older kids I have to admit I'm basically friends with too. Maybe not close friends, but we've got common interests and they'll come down to my room in their free time to just chill and talk to me about sports or books or whatever.

We like to demonize teenagers, but there's quite a few that are basically adults already.

>how do you deal with favoritism? if I was a teacher I'd most likely subconsciously pick favorites. do you catch yourself doing that? or are you pretty objective?

I definitely have favorites. It's natural as a human being. Like one of my favorites just moved away and it's been totally obvious that I was really high on her because I kept saying shit about how class didn't feel right without her here and shit like that. I definitely like some kids more than others, and I don't really try to hide the positive side of that, but I go out of my way to make sure I'm as fair as possible.

Yes.
In all seriousness, I reference that song all the time. None of my kids get it. They have terrible taste in music.

Not really, I live in a fairly conservative area.
Some of my favorites even crack jokes with me about SJW shit. It's pretty neat.

Oh of course.
What do you think I am, some kind of dog fucker?

Already answered this, but basically: yes a bunch of them are hot, but I wouldn't fuck them. Not gonna open myself up to that shitstorm.

No. I had an ex who used to call me Mr. user during sexyness.
It felt weird tbh

It's really funny because lately I've been on a couple of my favorites about all the awful shit they eat. I swear this whole generation is gonna have diabetes.

Well... He probably didn't like small tits!

You gotta wait until you're legal and not being taught by them. Even a 10s not worth job/time

samefag

Haha ! Yeah my boobs are a B cup. Would like a boob job in the future. Just scared of them being hard as rocks.

I appreciate a decent thick girl.

I'll gladly fulfill those fantasies with you.
Wrong timezone though, RIP

Don't get a boobjob that makes them look gross and weird.

I'm 18 , no longer in school. But it just would have been hot. You know, bent over a desk and all.

That slut needs a cock in every hole on her body. Fucking retarded sexy feminist.

I get it. But they're literally just having a conversation. Go outside

samefag

Ever had sexual feelings towards your students?

Aww ): well that would have been the dream

Well... He probably didn't like a big butt!

Retard

My high school English teacher essentially got me through the years. We still keep in touch, about four years after graduating. He became more or less a second father figure to me - I would always spend lunch in his classroom and we'd have conversations about this or that. Anyhow, I just want to let you know how strong of an impact a great, relatable teacher can have on a student, especially those who need somebody like that.

Maybe. I guess some guys prefer small asses?

Oh shit!!

Nice trips

dont make a thread like this ever again its too obvious but damn did this comment tickle my pickle. lurk more thats all you need.

Sweet trips

? What ?

are you fucking retarded?

Jesus Christ, post a picture to prove you're not fat, don't care to prove anything else, though.

Define "sexual feelings"
Have I thought >damn she's hot I'd fuck her brains out?
Sure, totally
Have I thought >kay I'm gonna bang her
Fuck no.

Don't hate on small boobs. There's some awesome small boobs out there.

Yeah, most of my "favorites" are kids like that, kids who come from shitty situations and really clearly need someone.

You're a decent looking slut.

well I guess.

Prove what ? That my boobs are B cup ? I mean I could lie but don't you think I'd go with a bigger size ? And the whole posting nudes online isn't smart for me.

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Post ass pic?

What are the black kids like?

Tell us of your experiences with black kids.

>blackies

Is it anything like this?

Well thanks. But I wouldn't call having a fetish slutty. Unless it was like gangbang or something.

aww he's retarded.
hey guys hes retarded.

Pics or it didn't happen

Are you still online? And if so why are you such a faggot?

No one gives a shit, attention whore.

You have a jewy nose

are you a kike?

Ass and tits or gtfo

titties and a time stamp or exit.

Ha. My first school was all black. It's...wow.
They're people just like everyone else. Some are dumb cunts, some are chill. Everything in between.

The thing that really struck me is how eager a lot of them are to segregate themselves. Live in an all black community, go to an all black high school, then go to a historically black college, watch BET every night, only listen to rap and hiphop because that's "black music," only watch "black movies."
I get that race is a big part of identity but damn.

tl;dr

Because I'm OP

obviously you're atleast 94% not right

Nope. But I did have a Jewish grandpa He wasn't related to me by blood though.

Idk what else to ask...ever had a feud with another instructor?

Closest I'll go to tit pic.

youre a fucking retard bro. I can smell your shit tickling ass from here.

4/10

Yow. Lopsided boobies.

I present to you: your future:

Atta girl. Ass next!

yeah they're not super small but they are pretty uneven. I can see why you'd want a boob job, at least. Had a gf with the same deal but she hid it with a really padded bra.

shots fired.

get on cam
> icanhazchat. com/tog

The degree to which this thread has been hijacked by neckbeards sperging out because a girl is actually talking to them is astounding.

Kind of. Education is full of office politics. I've never gotten in an out-and-out screaming match with another teacher or anything, but there have been plenty of teachers I've had issues with and plenty of teachers that have had issues with me. I play the game.

Ew I should hope not. But I can promise you my boobs are perky mainly cause they're small. I was leaning over cause I was sending to a guy I liked at the time.

till they flapped out like loose skin, a testament of failure and regret. fucking skanks with bad tits are the worst.

Post areolas!! Fuck man. Do I have to spell it out for you?

I know :c it's heartbreaking

Those aren't that perky and they definitely won't stay perky. You should seriously consider a boob job.

Tell us about your job. what do you teach? My sister is a teacher, so i know its almost genetically impossible not to talk about your job/"your kids". Tell us funny stories about them, or their cracky parents. How quickly were you disillusioned from what you thought teaching would be from now?

Also,would you fuck any of your students? And why can't all of you be like Brianna Altice?

kys faggot. shits gross.

Nice. Would chew on/10

Yeah, when she first pulled her bra off, it was clear she was uncomfortable with them. I never said anything about it and she had an amazing turd cutter that she liked to show off.

>Also,would you fuck any of your students?
already answered. lurk moar

I dunno. I've never had a boyfriend or girlfriend complain before so I mean i would do it for me because no ones asked me to before. They say they like my boobs so idk.

lol everyone is going to say that if they want to keep fucking you.

At what school do you teach?

tl;dr. answer in more detail.

JEW.

What's the closest a student ever got to you? Sexually/romantically or whatever.

But mostly sexually or romantically, I don't want to hear about how you became best buds wtih a enrd.

she had a baby and sent the kid to daddies house while she goes and gets a new one. you cant make a slut into a housewife. its impossible.

I'm not OP. Go read the thread you fucking newfag.

Whiney cunt. No less of a jew.

I can't tell if you're actually meaning to reply to me because this just sounds like something a person with ass burgers would say.

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>ass burgers

Maybe. I would just hate for my boobs to be all hard and stuff.

Kike

>gf or bf
>I swear I like the d more.
die in a horrific fire and I hope your kid watched you burn. you and your son deserve it.

tell us about your tardo students

They make better ones now, and you really only need to go up like one cup size and even them out.

Never had a kid. And nope prefer vagina over dick. I usually only hook up with girls.

Hey I remember you from the other day. The chicken with an autistic bf, I'm the Nashville guy.

Nah, I'm an atheist. gb2 Cred Forums, little guy.

In my thirties now but I was lucky enough in my senior year to hook up with my hot science teacher a few months before graduation. Was amazing sex and I will always remember that beautiful woman teaching me what I thought I already knew lol. To this day I never told anyone. Sad to say she moved away a couple years later but we still chat occasionally on fb.

Seriously? You don't have a dyke vibe.

And usually dykes aren't attention whores.

Are you sure you're not "bi"?

Oh hi cx

>MFW an attention whore hijacks and derails a perfectly good thread

shh. you're a child molesting red sea pedestrian.

>Tell us about your job. what do you teach?
English

>My sister is a teacher, so i know its almost genetically impossible not to talk about your job/"your kids".
I know. It's terrible the degree to which every conversation I try to make with an adult is somehow about some ridiculous teenager.

>Tell us funny stories about them, or their cracky parents.
I have a bunch, but it's hard to think of them on the spot without a specific question.
I had to cringefully watch the other day as one of the moms basically begged one of my students to take her daughter to homecoming? That was awkward as shit.

>How quickly were you disillusioned from what you thought teaching would be from now?
Um. Hard to say. It was very quick at my first school, which was an all black shithole.
Less so at this school. I was a bit less delusional coming into this one, so I'm rarely disappointed.

>Also,would you fuck any of your students?
Hypothetically? Hell fucking yes.
Not gonna open that can of worms though. Not worth it. There's plenty of hot chicks that aren't illegal for me to fuck.

>And why can't all of you be like Brianna Altice?
Prison

A small one you've never heard of

Sexually/romantically? None, really.
As much as we fantasize about the forbidden fruit aspect of fucking teachers, realistically most teenage girls don't want to fuck a guy in his 20s. Only a handful of girls have that deep of daddy issues, and none of them have gotten particularly close to me.

I don't really have any tardo students.
I'm at a private school and for the most part we politely tell them to go somewhere else because we don't have the means to accommodate them.

why dont you just hook up with girls and not be a piece of shit digging for gold. it seems like you are self deprecating in your endeavors.

no u

Op, when I was going to school in 08 (grade 12) I was doing tutoring in a class for a teacher. Humanities to be exact. I use to help grade the work and organize and even help the students. During my second semester I use to come in and help her off on my time. Again doing everything I was doing. As a teacher would you find this weird? She wasn't attractive or anything like that just overall a good person who I felt connected too. Is this weird from your point of view as a teacher?

I'm bi. But when I was in high school my parents never let me go to boys houses (yes they were the type of parents that called the friends parents) but I could go to girls houses. And I happen to be attracted to girls so it just worked out.

Don't listen to these fuck tards, you're beautiful.

heebie

might explain why I like older guys o.o I have "dad" issues I guess you can say.

if I ever find out who you are I'm going to sucker punch you as hard as I can.

amen brother.

Well thank you hun

No I've had multiple kids do stuff like that for me. For the most part they're just kids who are bored and have nothing better to do and like me enough to want to help out.

Sounds about right.

So did they dyke out with you or did it get weird or was it like an instagram girl "oh tee hee we're lesbians look at us kiss" and you just went along for the ride, and then in 5-10 years at the reunion you'll have a good stiff uncomfortable laugh about shit you did?

Also, in terms of the parents, on a scale of Tracy Morgan to Chris Rock in New Jack City, how cracky were the darkies?

Now post your ass

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Lol, his opinion doesn't change the fact that you have noticeably uneven tits. We're just trying to help.

Anytime cuteness. How much older of a guy? ;)

shh.

less jewey. less talky.

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US teachers stuck

lol none of these jew pictures are offending me. Still mad?

Dear god, fucking stop you cancerous cringelord

im guessing ur jewish

Oh fuck off with your cringey bullshit. An user dykey chick on an user thread and you're trying to hook up with her.

hire a fucking hooker, you beta cuck

I brought my sword mother fucker. Don't hate

Nope. I'm genuinely attracted to girls. My first kiss was a girl. First sexual experience was with a girl.

Do teachers ever talk shit about their kids to other teachers? Like gossip about their students.

Nope. Still a jew.

white knight more

you
R
a
jew

Right but what about the others?

So how attractive are you?

Isn't it past your bedtime?

have you ever wanted to fuck one of your students?

Why is it contagious?

XD kik? Not thirsty I promise. Just bored.

Wait, you're the jew now?

What the fuck has happened to this thread?

Oh hell yes.
I became bffs with our guidance counselor entirely over the two of us talking shit about kids we hated.
She's great because when she's in front of the kids she has that overly friendly guidance counselor facade, then when they're not around all she does is talk shit and crack really inappropriate jokes and drink. She's awesome.

I'm an uggo.

I've answered this like a million times. Read the thread.

sauce

yeah post kik. i wanna show her my dick

Yes

rules of the internet
the longer a thread goes on, the less it relates to the original topic.

so u r jewish?

You probably look like this guy but more fat and completely fucking hideous.

You mean the guy? He was my long term boyfriend. This was recent actually because I'm no longer under my parents rules cx And the girls just happened to be hot and lesbian. Yeah I liked them enough to wanna have sex with them.

so jewish..

LMAO accurate

oy vey! we have an angry goyim!

wat mooovy

No

jews man, why are they white anyway?

Noo I doubt it. Most people that call themselves ugly aren't. But, back to the time zone thing. Where are you from?

Why are Russians white? The world will never know.

Well, yea. Also have nothing better to do at the moment. Wassup?

are you sure you dont have a shekel or two stashed away in your hackhem wool socks my goyim?

Not gonna say because I want to, you know, keep my job.
But Central Time Zone.

Don't wanna get spammed by a bunch of people if I post it /:

post your kik, you lopsided cunt.

because they are a superpower that needs to be respected you slimeball thats why.

I'll post mine then. I ain't skeert

>WE WUZ CZARS

lol yeah post it pls

I'm literally one state outside of the central time zone. Well shit )':

Forget your tits.Here's your cunt.

Release the kraken.

nuclear power you little land stealing manipulative faggots.

That's pretty gross. But nope doesn't even look close to mine.

Nashville dood

What state?

Chek'd Cred Forumsra

kiddies respond to instruction on grammar,syntax,, god forbid, spelling of homonyms?
I've not thought of that word in 30 years,do you have them practice cursive writing?

Op is it weird that im sorta dating my old senior high school teacher ? We got along really well shes in her mis 30's. We ended up exchanging numbers etc after graduation and now were going to the movies etc etc. Hoping to nail her im 19 shes 36. Would you ever pursue a relationship with a graduated student?

lol so is pakistan, india and NK. doesn't mean they aren't shit countries just like russia. Haha, how can you even argue this?

Georgia.

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Liar.

Prove it

And don't pull the "closet thing that you'll get to tits". Vag is not tits.

Tits are like a fingerprint, awesome and unique.

vag is just a slit, whos only real difference is shaven or unshaven.

Or you could post up pix of you from about 8 years ago.

You know you have them.

Dubs are for newfags. please go drink bleach.

Which one is your kik name ?

Ever since it became popular for kids to shoot up their school, were you ever taught to act differently as a teacher? Like new security procedures or safety standards to handle students in general.

do you have brain damage?...?...

I don't teach 3rd grade so no

Is it weird? Yeah.
Do I understand? Completely.
I dunno if I'd ever do it. Small town, word would get around. Maybe if I was really really into her. Or a lot of time had passed.
But from your end of it, I don't see why not.

You're not far from me at all.

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Have you ever seen a vag? Because they pretty much are all different, retard

lol youre a land stealing jew everyone knows.

Make it happen then :c I'm not longer a minor.

You teach in Alabama, don't you?

you got so triggered about russia being a shit-tier country, haha

I'm pouring myself a big tall glass of shut-your-whore-mouth-before-I-fuck-it-right-now. It should work soon

Columbine was 20 years ago dude. This isn't a new trend.
But we have protocols in place for if something like that happens, yeah.

Tell me how and if you're lucky, maybe it will.

Real PhD in Geography you've got there.

>internettoughguy.jpg

While you fucks are asking for Kik and where she lives. The irony....

The duussttyyNuuttzz one

I guessed bama since you said you taught at an all black school, so it was either that or LA, but if it was LA you wouldn't be typing coherent sentences.

Gonna find her.

And what if I haven't?

Oh, mr. I've seen a million vaginas. Thanks Dr Faggot OBYN.

Anyways, we havent seen HERS. So she needs to post up vag. ANd titties would be pretty awesome too. Because I haven't jacked it in a while.

ANd it would be selfish of her not to.

top fucking kek

>tumblrqueenon4chinz.oiloncanvas

I dunno /: I did have this friend that would drive me out of state if I asked him to but I stopped being his friend because he would constantly bother me and beg me to date him. It gets old after 2 years.

If you got a nose job you'd prob make it to 5/10
personality tho, 3/10

That's comforting to hear ..

What? I'm not the girl. Lol, did you think you were arguing with the attention whore?

post your fb

Transportation isn't an issue. I've got a car.
We should talk.
You know, somewhere that's not Cred Forums

I agree ..

Twitter is better.

>inb4 user gets raped

oh stop.rape isn't as bad as people say.

My advice to you OP, don't share shit that could give you away. Peace.

kik is throwaway854
It's fucky so I dunno if it'll work, but we can give it a try.

Eh so what
Life is short

I've done a pretty good job of avoiding that, I think.

I'm american and I hate jews. we all hate jews. we know you own every station on tv and every news paper we have. its not a secret. we also know this is how hitler came to power. the history books are adamant about this. its also why you get kicked out of every single country you have ever been a part of since the beginning of history. why the fuck cant you find some land and make something of it like everyone else? you allowed hitler to rise to power by being the only ones who owned the news media outlets and the banks.and using that position to exploit them. we are not stupid, we understand just as much as you do you control the medial outlets. fox news just lost its owner, the last slightly conservative news source that wasnt a jew. you have exacted your plan but you will regret what you have done.

you're about to blow it by giving away your identity to some Cred Forums attention whore

I'm pretty sure my shitty throw away kik isn't going to identify me...

No. I'm just being you.

Alright c:

no but if you eventually give her your actual identity it will

Yeah tried it, just went through as sent /: but anyways, why would anyone care about his identity?

Kek

Also OP, when some kids just don't understand what you're saying and they probably won't do anything or be anything in the future, how does it feels ? Do you tryhard or you don't even try for them ?

Like I said, the hopeless gets aren't the ones who don't understand, they're the ones that aren't fucking trying.
I could get the dumbest fucking 16 year old on Earth to understand if he or she tried. I'll work my ass off for them.
It's the shit for brains that just come to school to fuck around and play football that are really fucked.

Do you genuinely like your job? Do you wish you took another career path?

What do you do when you're bored in class ? Like so bored you could die of it

I do. It's really exhausting and stressful, but I'm happy.
Do I wish I had done something else? Yeah. I would have rather gotten into finance and become a millionaire. It seems surprisingly easy now that I know what I know about how money works. But eh, whatever. Not gonna sweat things I can't change.

I'm never bored. There's always something to do.
A lot of the time, I have to watch that one shit-for-brains that's always in every class and make sure he/she doesn't kill someone/destroy something/hurt himherself.

I'm glad you like it Cred Forumsro. I thought about becoming a history teacher myself, but after dealing with some punk ass highschoolers I decided I couldn't do it without obtaining a felony. You're in an honorable profession friend.

So OP, you ever hook up with a teacher? Two of my teachers hooked up, got married, and had a baby. Shit, I would have fucked her too. She was petite as shit.

Desperate faggot.

Majorly desperate begging you Fucking neck beard virgin.

SL?

Does it make you happy to brainwash our children with global warming bullshit and progressive ideologies? Or teaching that the government is supposed to take care of you? Teachers are literally ruining generations of kids. How else do you explain Hillary's popularity, or Obamas for that matter?