Crazy clown time

sup? hows your fuzzy eight legged babbies?

he fucked up the layers, or the cock is drawn wrong.

I have to go to bed.
G'night

Judge not that ye be not judged.

They are all doing well.

most of you are gay, right?

What do bottoms think of my dick?
sorry for not posting furry porn

Night cluck

godnight

Yup, that's a dick alright.

how many do you have now?

get that smut out

>most of you are gay, right?
good lord

night
I try

Two tarantulas, two millipedes, a vinegaroon, and four hissing roaches.

Maybe so, but I don't care too much.

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whats a vinegaroon? have a photo?

Nightmares incarnate

ohh yeah

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Try harder. Only God should judge.

It's a whip scorpion.

i remember that one now. its a cutie

That's a cutey-patootie.

Right? It's still a little baby though.

how much of a babe?

It'll be a couple of years at least before I am going to be able to tell if it's male or female.

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oh wow! how long will it live?

About five years.

whoa. will you make this one spawn?

and moot is gay

I don't know. Possibly. I don't know the breeding requirements for vinegaroons.

im sure you will learn all there is if you decide to

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Yeah, I'd have to.

Is this a vinegaroon general or a g/fur? lmao

Not a bottom but I would defiantly suck him.

i wonder how many babes it will poop out?

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no its crazy clown time....

Arachnid general.

I don't know how many eggs are in a typical brood sack.

I'll suck you.

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make an educated guess

Maybe 200 eggs?

Kitty, entertain me.

thats a lot of babes! and how many will live?

how

Nope, it's 40. 40 eggs. In captivity? Probably all of them. In the wild maybe a handful.

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what would you do with all those cuties?

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I'd probably keep one and sell the rest.

how much a pop?

Maybe 5 dollars? They cost about 20 as little babies.

Cute!

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not bad. thats a lot of candy you can buy

I think so too

I was thinking more like paint. If I breed the tarantulas and roaches I could make a good amount of money.

bumpppppp

but think about all the fudge you can get!

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I'd rather have paint and canvas.

but...

Or I could get a huge tank and a Goliath Birdeater.

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dude yes that would be pretty rad

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Say whaaaaat? Actual tops in a gfur thread?!! What is this witchcraft?

It would be. They're so big that their chelicera rub together so they sound like they're buzzing with electricity whenever they walk. The fangs themselves are about two inches long.

I thought most of us were tops

Maybe thats because I'm a bifag

this surprises you?

everyone is actually a top but pretends to be a subby bitch

whoa i didnt know that about the sound. and those fangs are intense!

ditto, though being a sub from time to time is fun

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Yeah, if one of them bit you it would be a very bad time. They're not venomous enough to cause any harm that way, but the fangs themselves would fuck your day up.

I'm used to these threads being filled with subs, but hey, I'm not gonna complain, bring on the boys.

I'm a middle who middles with middles

that's the spirit.

Ive never been able to successfully top. The thought of sticking a body part of mine inside of someone else just gives me shivers for some reason, I much more prefer just taking cock.

for real. the venom must hurt like hell though along with the puncture wound. are they pretty docile like the smaller ones?

what drugs are you on?

thats odd.

paxil and benadryl

Yeah, the new world species tend to be pretty calm. The venom is like a bee sting, can't kill you unless you're allergic.

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Plus, hey, maybe I'll get more attention if you Cred Forumsros are in need of a sub, hmmhmm. That's definitely something I could enjoy~

It's the exact opposite for me, lmao
I don't even like taking shits

you must live an exciting life.

Ive been with three dudes before, never been able to keep it hard when I've been asked to top. I mean I guess it COULD be my germaphobia?

well i do like being a sub from time to time, are you offering~ :3

then you are not doing it right.

Nope, mostly bottoms.

You're the subby bitch.

I want that in me 5 minutes ago

>germs
there are lots of things you can do before hand to make sure its a clean enjoyable experience for everyone...

You need to fine someone clean.
Goodluck with that though.

Wellllll, maybe you're just in need of someone like me, who knows?

oh thats not too bad a all.
so do you have o feed ii rats and such?

possibly. i say keep at it though. keep poking arse until you love it

wow ok no u

you should share your kik, snapchat, or something. so you can flood me with pics of your cock, instead of doing so on this thread ~

ditto

same, but I'm into other things too

Where my pup at?

The Goliath? Sometimes you can feed it small mice.

Just like katia.

When I was done dying, my conscience regained
So I began my struggle, a nothingness strained
Out a flash made of time, my new form blasted out
And it startled me so and I burst out a shout
At which my legs ran frantic like birds from a nest
And I ran until drained, leaving no choice but rest
So I fell asleep softly at the edge of a cave
But I should have gone in deeper but I'm not so brave
And like that I was torn out and thrown in the sky
And I said all my prayers because surely I'll die
As I crashed down and smashed into earth, into dirt
How my skin did explode, leaving only my shirt
But from shirt grew a tree and then tree grew a fruit
And I became the seed and that seed was a brute
And I clawed through the ground with my roots and my leaves
And I tore up the shirt and I ate up the sleeves
And they laughed out at me and said "what is your plan?"
But their question was foreign, I could not understand
When then suddenly I'm ripped up and placed into a mouth
And it swallowed me down at which time I head south

Finding someone in the gay community who cares for their personal hygiene is rather difficult, I've noticed.

Hi!

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I guess?

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Hey, how are you?

Yeah there's too many smelly, flabby, nasty people.
There are some that are clean though. Chances of finding them is slim, of course.

have you ever cum on it?

what else?

i will never feed off the evergreen luster of your heart
all because we all live in the valley of the walls
When we speak we can peak from the windows of their mouths
To see the land the women chant as they fly up to the sun.

oh

Quite sick actually. You being on makes me happy though.

get out

No. I would never ever do anything to harm my babies.

Mostly large roaches.

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I'm glad I make you happy. I've got other ways I could do that too...

What are you sick with?

crunchy~

but you could make more babies.

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Another thing that irks me is that a lot of gay dudes are extremely catty. Never cared much for them, they remind me too much of bitchy women. I'm into the old time romantic, kind of cheesy casanova types.

Why not find a dom?

Very, so much so that smaller spiders can't eat them.

Don't be fucking disgusting.

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I was getting rid of the three awful layers of wallpaper in my apartment when I found a hole in the wall which covered me in mold and dust. So now I have mold in my lungs and it makes breathing suck.

don't be speciest!

Thats what Im trying to do, dear user.

like how smaller ones?

Have you been to a doctor?

I am a speciesist.

Eric couldn't eat one.

You're in luck; I'm a dom.

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aww poor lil guy is missing out

dude, it's 2016, you can't be speciest.

You're probably just wired for finding a top I guess.

I hope I become a ghost.
I hope I can see the end of time.
I hope I become a ghost.
And make sure the future turns out fine

I hope I become a ghost.
Oh, when the world is said and done
The stars will become so close
And there will be nowhere that I can't run

He's alright, he likes his crickets.

I am speciesist.

Oh? Well, well, color me interested.

Yes, kind of. I have a family friend who used to be one and he got me some expectorants so I will hopefully be better soon. Missed two days of work though.

gay, so gay
much gay
too gay

no way, no gays.

Aww, poor puppy. Would a collar and harness combo make you feel any better?

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crickets smell funny though

wem

I'm very rough though.

They don't smell funny, they smell bad.

What about this

I now know more about bugs than I ever wanted to.

One of these days, the ground will drop out from beneath your feet
One of these days, your heart will stop and play it's final beat
One of these days, the clocks will stop and time won't mean a thing
One of these days, their bombs will drop and silence everything
But it's alright, yeah it's alright, said it's alright
Easy for you to say
Your heart has never been broken
Your pride has never been stolen
Not yet, not yet, one of these days
I bet your heart 'll be broken
I bet your pride 'll be stolen
I'll bet, I'll bet, I'll bet, I'll bet
One of these days, one of these days

Butthole destroying rough?

I'd at least be more comfortable. Maybe some petting?

You should let your hair grow out more.

very bad. do the roach smell?

guys stahp

WEM

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Hey, that doesn't sound too bad to me~..

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Not at first. I'll have to do a thorough inspection of your oral skills before we get to anything more.

crickets are cowards

Ahhhh...
The Lord is a monkey
Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass
Outside of Phoenix she was kinda broke down
Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town.
Ha Ha Ha!

Ahhhhh...
Well she was a Hare Krishna in the Ashram Bed
She was sellin' 'get sky' and had funky-ass hair
She pooed in my mouth and she threw me on the bed
Where she cut off my balls and she sewed them to my head
Well she's heading back East in a 67 Caddy
Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy

Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool
Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school
Well I real did good but it's kickin' my ass
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
Well she's looking pretty good first week in July
She's got her dope up her ass and a needle in her eye

What's wrong with knowing about arachnids?

The roaches don't smell at all.

Have you been a good pup?

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lmao don't tell me you are going to set up a meet-n-fuck over a gay furry thread

thats good. what do you feed them?

lmao don't tell me you think everyone isn't at least 500 miles apart from each other ITT

I hope so. I even did unpaid work from home to keep my current job while I search for a new one.

GOOD part of the thread

Hey, maybe hollywood'll make it into a rom com. "Fifty Furst Dates"

I feed them dry kibble and fresh vegetables. They love their carrots especially.

bump fags

What do you like?

like kitty kibble? they must have excellent eyesight with all those carrots

Sounds like you were a good puppy, sure, I'd give you some pets and cuddles.

Dog kibble. They didn't like the cat kibble. They seem mostly with their antennae, their headpiece on the carapace comes down farther than on females so they can't lift their heads up.

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I'm still worried they'll get rid of me before I find another out west. My Seattle job fell through.

Well, I certainly like my boys to be big, hmmhmm. Though I'm not just a complete size queen, a guy who can balance his strength with his tender side has got to be a dream come true, in my eyes~

>tfw i basically live off of coffee, milk, and meat

Oh, I've got plenty to give.

Run run, ditto moon. Pullin' back, shape up to. You know?
High street, pushing steam
Rolling eyes, forced to dream. You go
All I want to know is how to start over again
You want it?
All I need to know is how to gain control
Of the shapeless soul
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye has stolen me. Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye is swishin' with it
Run run, ditto moon. Pullin' back, shape up to. You know?
High street, pushing steam
Rolling eyes, forced to dream. You go
All I want to know is how to start over again
You want it?
All I need to know is when you start to control
Of the shapeless soul
Oh, you sit beside of me
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye is shishin' with it
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye is swishin' with it
Ever wish you go in?
Ever wish you go in?
I will see you sitting here
Ever wish you sold it out?
Ever wish you sold it out?
In the silence
In the silence
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
In the sunkun eye of mysteries
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
In our mysteries
I await, no rise
Everywhere you goin', stop the city
Oh, no
I'll know
Let's sail go go
You, I don't need ascension

they must have strong antennae from all those carrots
and whats the purpose of the headpiece keeping them from lifting heads?

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. I know Seattle is pretty competitive because it isn't absolute shit. Have you applied elsewhere?

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Curling up and getting that would be the best medicine.

The first order of business is to see how well you take a throatfucking while I have your arms tied behind your back and you sitting on the floor.

I'm sure you'd look cute curled up with a teddy bear while your collar and harness are on.

My job needs to be close to an industrious city or town, unless I can get paid travel. Outside of southern California I don't really know where those places are out there.

wha colour are the harness and collar?

Well shucks, you sure know how to start with a bang, dontcha sugar? Id absolutely love to see just how far I could get with you down my throat, sounds absolutely heavenly.. wouldja wanna finish in my mouth or would we be able to have a lil more fun, first~?

youtube.com/watch?v=qGY7b1nAcis

I meant elsewhere in seattle.

I prefer black if that makes a difference to master. Red is ok.

yay

That depends on my pup's personality now, doesn't it?

these are acceptable colours. carry on

I haven't, maybe I haven't been good then. Sorry.

Lets just say you'd get a nice meal.

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Black is good.

Maybe you ought to rectify that?

My master gets the final say either way. If he wants me to wear a color I'm not particularly fond of I'd still wear it and learn to like it. The fact that he put them on me is what matters.

i see.

Aww, that's cute. I think you're trying to earn back the pets.

Aww, darlin, is that really all you'd be able to do? Cmon, baby, we're browsin Cred Forums, here, you couldn't possibly be that vanilla.. Why don't you tell me your... 'deeper,' fantasies, now, hmm, honey? What would you have planned past the main course? Also, image limit... Hmmm... Wanna give me some way to keep on talkin to you, sweetheart?

darlin

Black is my favorite! Leather? I'll work harder to find another too.

must save... every.... pic...

go get em tiger

Like what? That'd I'd give you a piss chaser to wash it down, then gag you and plug your ass until I want to use you again as a cum dump or urinal?

Yes and no. Master has final say. As long as I can feel secure and loved I'd be happy either way.

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Leather is the way to go. It's the most comfortable and I don't want you to get all chaffed.

Thank you! Will you be in the new thread?