Niggers

This guy. How fucked am i?

ricky and julian buddies

Black Jesus

Oh shit, you gonna watch that extinction show?

Kathy lee n Toda

Daniel Tosh... dammit.

chevy chase

...Bojack Horseman. I'm so fucking dead.

YO SAME

Seeley Booth and Temperance Brennan? I think I'll be alright

Fuck yeah

#84 Shannon Sharpe

I think I'm fine.

Fucker would trash talk them to tears.

She's trapped in the delta quadrant!!! Lt b'ellana torres save me pls

Hell yeah, 80's movie fight jet pilots.

It's that time of night, so I'm taking in my nightly episode of Trek. Lucky for me, it's a Kira episode.

The Governor from Walking Dead season 3.

I'll be fine

Im liking my chances of rescue

That weird short kid on ABC's the middle

Sam or Dean from Supernatural

i think i'll be saved, but i might get beat up some

Flipper

sweet christ

Honestly couldn't ask for anyone better

Flo from the progress insurance commercials

Best answer

Jotaro

Michonne.

I think I'll be fine

president of the usa
i'll be okay

>you should see the other guy

that show any good?

Seinfeld

That reminds me. I need togo watch more Batman Animated Series.
Also, it was Not Alan Quartermaine ™ from Penny Dreadful. This could go very well or VERY poorly for me.

Frank Castle from the show Daredevil. I'm okay with the Punisher saving me.

I-I-I don't know Morty, we've got a bunch of more important shit to do.

Rob Kardashian

>tfw im fucked

Some afl player, lame

Good thing I decided to check this show out today.

Ricky and Julian from Trailer Park Boys. Might as well cut to the chase and kill myself.

These fuckers.
My first instinct is to say I'm fucked, but it'll probably end up in a wacky adventure in which they somehow manage to accidentally save me anways.

Ensign: I've got a lock on him captain
Captain: Energize
Me: Ayy lmao

>bob costas
i'm fucked, at least i get good commentary while being raped

The fucking Justice League.

same, we're probably fucked

An incompetent fred armisen. Fuck.

I think I'll be alright

>tfw it's Michael Scott

Nah, you're good. He'll just call up his alien bros

Okay opening at best,
I'll give it a few episodes to see how it evolves,
Check it out if there is nothing better on

The 10th Doctor.
I think I'm good.

The 501st Legion.

Fuck yeah

I watched Jason Bourne last night.

Who do you take, 1:1(no Chloe)? Bourne or Bauer? Playfield is Paris.

Well, I'm fucked. At least the report of my death will reach millions of people...

Luke Cage.

Well I'm not worried.

Luke Cage, I'm fucking saved

The major from gits

IFF it meet the liberal media's agenda. If you were killed by a negro then no chance. Sorry..

uh....

Shannara, so literally a DnD party.

If MLK died and we get a day off, why not kill 4 more niggers and take the week off?

Luke Cage. I'll probably make it.

Scully and Mullder!

they gonna let me die

Archer
I'll probably survive, but wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally shoots me in the arm while arguing with someone.

Thank god they always ended law and order ci with daddy goren saying something deep as the camera fades out

What's the deal with kidnappings?

Archer!

One thing is for sure tho - Archer will survive.

Best guy to go drinking with EVER

The Penguins of Madagascar. I'll be fine.

I will live to see another day.

...mitt romney?

Luke mother fucking Cage
> Niggas getting wrecked...

WAT'S A FILENAME, GUIZE?

Meredith Grey and McSteamy

>being this much of a newfag

Lmao do you even know who Romney is

nah. you are dead but your murder will be solved.

I think it was beavis and butthead, there might as well be no one coming for me

>次回に。。。

Jack Black
I'm in good hands

the fuck does being a newfag have to do with confusing Mitt Romney and motherfucking Ash?

Nothing, it just... Shows your age

They're gonna find a reason fuck instead of going out to save you and it'll be too late by the time they get there. Sorry.

Elliot Alderson

The cast of "Tiny House Nation". Gawd dammit.

30?

The bunny from zootopia.

Same. Well we're fucked.

Josuke

>James
>T.
>Kirk
I'm good

Geralt of Rivia, fucking piece of cake!

Either Hillary or Trump seeing as how the debate was the last thing I watched. Im fucked.

Commander Riker.

I'm good, no worried.

Jeeeeelllyyyyyyyyyy

"If it's a whoopin you're a wantin"

Not sure if ok with this..

>Initial D
I mean if speed is of the essence...

Now what's your mothers maiden name

Finn and Jake. I'll be fine. AND have and awesome time!

Larry David

the old guy from jeopardy

Messi, guess he'll call the UEFA niggas

Slim Charles

Why not just say Picard is coming?

Mr reddington from blacklist. Not too shabby.

shite

Well considering the last thing I watched was Luke Cage, I don't think I'd have to worry too much.

I think lemon kid rrom adventure time

same

Luke Cage

I'm feeling pretty good.

Schwarzenegger. Not him in his prime or from a movie, though. I recorded Facing Escobar on NatGeo and Schwarzenegger was right after.

Itll only take about 80hoursif he decides not to deviate from the main quest ( finding you)

Same here. I'd just sit back and watch the destruction happen, lol.

>Robocop

Because Riker was the last character shown in the final scene, before cutting to outside the ship.

So that makes him the last person I saw on a TV show.

Jerry Seinfeld.

My god

Bob from Bob's Burgers?

I don't even really dig this show, I just have Adult Swim on...

Holy fucking balls I am so rescued it's fucking obscene.

...

No argument

Commissioner Gordon from Gotham. Probably fucked

Just send him a text saying you know who killed his parents.

He'll rescue you before you can say "I'm batman"

I'll be fine

My nigger

Holy shit, though. I mean, you might end up in Arkham at the end of the night, but if THE JOKER wants to save someone, you're getting fucking saved.
Be ready to wipe pie off your face, though.

Oh baby
Last tv show i watched was the backyardigans.

Ichigo Kurosaki

RED from Blacklist
I am ok with that

This fabulous faggot. His stand is op. I'd be fine.

ted mosby

im fucked

Dr. Gregory House.
I'm set.

YA IM GOOD

Dr. Hannibal fucking Lecter.
Whoever the person is that captured me, I wonder how he tastes.

Son Goku

No abductions in my lobby!

Chris Hadfield or Bruce Wayne. Fuck yeah

sauce for gif?

Holy shit you're right, I swear I can hear his glorious cackling already!

Last show I saw any of was A-team which would not be so bad but the mast caracter I saw was Murdoch

Mark Hammill's cackling just entered my brain.

aj styles

This should be quick

Sasuke Uchiha yay

Rick from walking dead, I'll be fine

Lester Holt.

I'm boned, but at least it'll be a good story.

the cop from Stranger Things
that..could've been worse.

danny phantom?

Well i am fucking saved for sure.

...tomoko -_-

Michael Scott.. I'm doomed.

Some old lady on TED talking about human rights :-/

Prepare to be saved like no other has been saved before!!!

Well, I'm fucked.

The Doctor, i'm compltely safe!

>06369 ▶
>The Doctor, i'm compltely safe!

Yep it basically won't even have happened.

François Duvalier

Mother of god... I'll probably loose a limb.

dana scully... im so fucked.

I'm fuckered

Mr Robot

I think I'm good

Jimmy Mcnulty

think im good, nigga is dedicated.

BRUH. I'm so fucked. Bashir and Garak are coming to save me

You'll probably just lose your burger joint.

ma nigga steve harvey

Gurkha's.

Deadliest Warrior had lead to an unfortunate demise to my kidnappers.

MacGyver

He'll figure something out, I'm sure. Also holy shit if you've never seen MacGyver get stoned and watch that guy.

Oh shoot... I've been watching Ancient Aliens... the "Aliens" guy is the person trying to rescue me. I'm screwed.

I feel bad for them honestly

Alucard Hellsing Ultimate I think I'm good

>recues the kidnapper
>sends you to jail
you fukd

Fuck, I have Shinji rescuing me

I'm gonna be stuck here for a long time

Jason Bourne.

My kidnappers are fucked.

Not even mad

Same
>walks up to gang with 1911 raised in a surrendering fashion
>walks up to the leader gets in a first fight with him, somehow killing him and the entire gang

You know that's how it would go

wakko warner... well then.

Pablo Escobar

I think I'll be okay

Richard Hammond

luke cage. fuckin nailed it. thats why you should always watch capeshit, in case this happens to you.

winning the internets forever

Luke Cage. I'm cool.

if the punisher is saving you, you MUST be worth saving.

I'll be saved - I was watching Captain Kirk

Same for me, but this is questionable. Does he have any reason to care about you? If not he's not doing shit.

The Gang from It's always sunny in Philadelphia

why can't she be pulling out her TITS?

...

Mr. Garrison will tuck them all to death.

Luke Cage, think im safe

Naruto Uzumaki..... Im good

shit yeah, I'm safe

Raymond Reddington

im so fucking dead

Harvey Levin.

I suppose a laywer would be helpful.

...

Sam and Dean, I'll probably die.

Thank god I'm not French.

i feel like ill be as long as im not a heretic

I just finished the most recent season of Arrow, so Oliver Queen, The Green Arrow, is coming to rescue me. Feeling pretty good about my odds.

I am probably fucked.

WOLF BLITZER FOLKS!

Goku and Vegeta, I'm good.

>on Cred Forums
>not regarded as a heretic
They're just rescuing you to execute you themselves.

Possibly saved, possibly killed in an hilarious way

David Spader

Fucking JD from Scrubs

I think I'll be just fine.

Fuck! Gordon Ramsey

Doctor Gregory House.
He'd probably find me to solve the puzzle, but if I didn't have any rare diseases he wouldn't bother saving me... shit

Luke Cage... think im gonna be ok

The king of flavortown himself

Kamiya...?

...

Same well prob get shot high and drunk in the end it will work out but, well be in jail

Philip J Fry. Fuck...

I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna die high.

not if i have anything to say about it

...

Guy fieri? Sign me the fuck up

...

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Plus Carl

fuck

I'm good

Bayonetta!

Xena, im feeling confident.

The strain, I think the last person on the screen was Fet

Future trunks, I'm good

Does Cspan's coverage of the presidential debate count?

Rick from Rick and Morty. i'm safe.

yes. you get saved by the Don

McGyver, I think I'm perfectly fine

I think I'm good to go.

looks like im fucked aqua man is coming for me

Francis J Underwood

Dale Barbara

Light from death note
Pretty confident in my rescue

god help the motherfuckers who kidnapped me....

Are my kidnappers into 12-year olds?

Welp

If its ISIS, then yes

that would explain why they kidnapped you in the first place.

Perry Mason, BAMF.

The fucking Joker. I'm screwed.

Oh well, at least it'll be funny!

...

Mike "The Miracle" Bennett, Josh Matthews, and Moose

Colonel Richard Sharpe
Reckon I'm alright.

Reddington from the blacklist

Daredevil.
Not sure, but hoping for the best.

>watching TNA

not really he kills every bad guy that he can find

Classy as fuck

Fuck

So yeah...

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. Only 4 of us are making it out, but there's a 99%chance Kenny's gonna take one for the team.

haha

Root & Shaw from PoI,

They're cold-blooded killers with perfect aim and hacking skill to boot... but I think I'm still fucked since they don't tend to give a shit about people and are probably way too busy "dealing with" each other if indeed, as some have speculated, Root faked her death and will return with Shaw in a spinoff.

well i watched Bones so i guess im going to die

Philip DeFranco

This Luke Cage or whatever his name was again. The black giant from the new Marvel show

he'll find the kidnappers with the dogs noses, then he'll fight them of with his pitbull and Shepard.

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, I'm good

Don drapper from Mad men

is he gonna spook them?

HE'S A PHANTOM

you are fucked dude

Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly... I'm safe

Boogiepop. I think I'm going to be okay

so he's going to give them a little scare?

Ender Wiggin

I'm cool with that!

Yes.

Pablo Gaviria Escobar is going to rescue me. Those fucking marica malparidos hijos de puta are so fucked lol.

Same

Nah, you're fucked. Name one person who wasn't a main character that he help that didn't die in a shoot out

Fucking kekked

Luke cage

Jett Li

Last person?
Raymond Reddington
>Im fine
Last show I watched
Doctors on Code Black
>Maybe
Last thing I watched on TV
Dick Figures
>I have no idea

Saitama, i'm fine.

Same here. I'd say we have a pretty good chance.

Fuck yeah, Jesse Custer.