Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

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Nice hat.

hihi

You got it.
>Meat lovers is p gud tho.
>If u like meat that is :^]

fug forgot image

i havent pinpointed a cause. maybe there isnt one.

what do you do?

and im sorry but im not gonna tell you about this friday/saturday. maybe another friday/saturday

Here

A lot of pro players stream on twitch and get donations from fans.

hello! remember to vote for me! a vote for mavis is a vote for the future of america :)

all good, just hope you're doing fine nonetheless!

and I am an up and coming builder and also work a lil on some farms...which unfortunately I rekt my hand on friday with a farmgate...

Claimu!

Chen killed /waifu/
Chen killed /animu/
Chen killed everyone
Because everyone has a little Chen in him
Word

I know right???

I know you were in a really hard situation man, and you need attention, you probably felt the need to add some anons from the thread to feel some human interaction, but there is no need to vent on me. I know you've been through a lot, but I never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.

Stop trying to start internet drama.

Chen is a dirty nigger.

thanks i appreciate it
sounds like hard work. i like it!
cya round
im sci btw

dont worry i think you're probably cool :]
goodnight

Momoyo a best and am claiming as my waifu.

The waifu claiming thing is defiantly older. Aboutb12 years old this thread is just popular and not a claim and leave. It became a community

Just a bit of it in there haha. Don't the smug get to you though

It's fine! This thread will bring us closer

And those are extra money that isn't from their salary, right?

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night

Nope, just straight donations.

I miss the old /waifu/, straight from the Cred Forums
I hate the new /waifu/, the "cute" mood /waifu/
The always hugbox /waifu/, spaz in the news /waifu/
I miss the rude /waifu/, chop up the trpcodes /waifu/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to claim in /waifu/
And now I look and look around and there's so many /waifus/
I used to love /waifu/, I used to claim in /waifu/
I even had the high quality pic
I thought I was /waifu/
What if Chen made a song, about /waifu/ ?
Called "I Miss The Old /waifu/," man that would be so /waifu/
That's all it was /waifu/, we now hate /waifu/
And I hate /waifu/ like people hates Chen

WHATS WITH THESE OP HATS
I JUST STARTED Cred ForumsROWSING LAST MONTH

claimed

newfriend

>Everything is backwards.

Ah, you the fella i spoke to yesterday?

so it shall, closer we may become! heh the smug is definitely there!

Random q's, got any pets?

I would assume so! I mean how many akeno waifu rekt hand fellers can there be?

How are you this fine eve?

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It's a gay pride thing, doesn't make OP less of a faggot though.

n-no one's voting for me??

Yeah. Im really against animal cruelty. But teaching them by moving is fine.
Not going to make me angry. Just concerned.

Chen > Sachi
Chen > Mi Liu
Chen > animu
Chen > waifu
Not gonna put mai because they are the sane person:^)

I guess I'd toss my vote in, eh why not, nothing to lose.

Gotta be REALLY popular

Horray! See? I think that's why I kinda got some people to dislike me at first

A dachshund and chihuahua. Love both of them

I'll vote you, vampire scum! :)

You didn't tell me of your rekt hand, what happened?

I'm doing well, just relaxing and listening to music at the moment.

How about yourself, doing well?

CLAIMED!

>The pic I wanted to use in this reply was too large.
>3.1 MB, max is 2MB.
I call bullshit, wasn't it supposed to be max 4MB?

It's changed to 2MB.
It's annoying as fuck

die in a fucking fire

Get on my level

they cant handle the SMUG! hahah nah that's cool, you do you!

I feel in life, you HAVE to have a sense of humor, like a massive one, especially one about yourself, if you cant take the piss out of yourself, then you wont survive. Love yourself peeps!

And awesome! They must be a riot!
What's your fav animal then?

Oh didn't I? My b, and it got rekt on teh farm, due to gravity and wet weather...one of those freak accidents that you cant explain because it happens so fast and is retarded...but long story short the farmgate rekt my right thumb

and sweeeet, relaxing is best, I try to relax all the time, I mean sometimes you cant because the situation requires a serious tone, but you can still at least be calm, gotta be easy going, no major worries, just plop along through the days!

And yes, I am well, I mean I could be better, but couldnt we all..I cant complain, just going through some minor stresses

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I must have been away for a few days to not notice, when exactly did this happen?

No. Why?

Think roughly a week ago or something of the sorts.

Smug lyfe
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Life is too short to be too serious. I know what you mean, fam


Smol dogs are love. I don't really have a favorite

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Was this to fix that image switch glitch or is it still a problem?
Perhaps you spoke to the fake Nui user, check the filenames. i believe i was the one that linked you to Kirby music.

Oh, terribly sorry to hear that, so it's permanent?

I find it easier to relax when nobody is there to bother you for a bit.

Aw, i hope things get better.
How do you do?

A waifu this good deserves some quality music.

youtube.com/watch?v=45H2yx5iFpw

nice feet

amen brutha!

>smug lyfe

kekekekekekek

what are you so smug about anyway?

Hahha aw that's cool you like them so much. And that's all good, I suppose seeing as there's so many living creatures it's hard to choose!

Got a fav vehicle though?

No, I'm guessing it's to push certain content onto their respective boards, I'm not sure though

oh no no, just spoke to a dif user, no worries, I remember you, kirby music fam!

And nah, no need to be sorry, was just a random ass accident, and hopefully it's not permanent, I mean, it just needs rest, but my boss will just say 'she'll be right' and make me work through it hahaha....rip

and yea, definitely being in your own space makes relaxing easier!

and im sure things will get better, for the both of us!!!

Also, if you want some somewhat gruesome deetz, my thumb was purple af

gfcijo

I have no idea, but the imageswap glitch didn't rely off of filesize IIRC.

oh please god make this a pony thread. make tonight interesting

Shinoa is just really smug. First season has her Smugging through out it

Exactly dude. Plenty of unique creatures out there

In general, S.U.V.s

What's the deal with Chen?
Why is he getting hate?

Done with LoL for the night. How's everyone?

Cause he's anot edgy 15 year old

smug do as smug be

sounds funny though!

and hell yea, nice nice!

claiming the waifu queen

>2016 and not having a vampire waifu

i'm 34 and edgy

Chen is a edgy 15 year old

He is 13

done too

Mine!

Isn't he 12?

Oh, well thanks for the info, that's frustrating though, i wish something was done about it.
Ah, well that's good, wait so you spoke to the other Nui user or just a different user?

Still a shame that happened though, so you work on a farm?

Yeah, it's amazing when you can do so, i also like to turn on music when doing so.

That's nice to hear then, i hope you're right!

Ow, does it look much better?

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Nigger this, nigger that. Learn the words to the song.

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Bored at this point

Yes sir

What's funny?

A Cadilac escalade is dream car that could a afford. A real dream car is Pagani

Evening gents

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Rumia claimed

Eh

why not just get lewd?

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Aw, that's no good! It's friday night!

Is that what we're doing this thread?

Garbage-tier thread. Generic cancer ass waifus.

THEY'RE FICTIONAL YOU FUCKING HANDICAPS. IF THEY WERE PULLED INTO THIS REALITY THEY'DE FIND YOU DISGUSTING PIECES OF SHIT ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE. FIX YOUR LIVES

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Welcome to Cred Forums new friend

Just a different user I believe. You're the only Nui I've met!

And yea, tis a shame!!! Ye, I work on a farm sometimes, but am mostly just doing my building trade!

Music always helps too, I'm a big feeler for the relaxation, just makes life that much better, calm, collected, aloof but aware.

And yea, I'm amazed at how well it's healed...I will probably be fit to work on monday...darn it...hahhaa

The whole smug characteristic she has!

And very nice choices! sek c

kek

i'm loving these

>Generic cancer ass waifus.
my wife isn't generic

I believe we are actually all aware they aren't real i hope.
It doesn't really matter what they would think of us since we will never actually know
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But it's two thousand sixteeeeen!

Chen

Why are you trying to turn Chen into a capegoat?

why not?

Did I hear
#smuglyf

Someone claimed your waifu, didn't they?

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6

I hate him

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Why?
I love him.

Why do you like him?

Why do you hate him?

Ah, well good you didn't get confused or anything, he seems like a nice guy though he should know his place!

Ah, what kind of stuff do you do?

Relaxation is the best thing to exist and it getting interrupted is the worst.

Wow, that's good to hear! though i hope nothing bad happens again.

These are my waifus, both posted by me

I know! I wanna go to places but no friends and im getting sleepy

Smug incarnate some might call her

I was looking up sek c if it was a car over there in NZ. Realized you meant sexy

The best life. Smug roll call? Haven't done one in a while

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Come hang out in discord!

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You make it sound like a cult.

i claim coldsteel

it is

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You too?!
>mfw

What have I started?!

Post link

Haha no no not confused at all! Thankfully! And he probably means well...

On the farm? Farmy things, tending to animals, fixing sht, moving sht, sht. hahha

In my trade, all sorts of things, we go all over the show, commercial and private works, things like renovations, landscaping, house building, scaffolding. A lot of hard work mostly, but it's good! It was about time I decided to do something with my life, and I didn't fancy having my bum on a seat at uni not knowing what to 'do'. So ima see where this leads! How about yourself?

And thanks, I too, hope nothing as serious or worse happens...but I guess it comes with my lifestyle/work rip

The definition of smug...is her
Look in the dictionary, just a picture of her

HAHAHA omg sorry...yea just a lame way of saying sexy...my b my b, but NZ I doubt has any unique cars different from you? I mean the whole world share the same cars mostly!

But, if you want a car that sounds like sek c, look up Fugu Z haha, I like that car, not my fav, but still up there!

This is now a real human women thread, post existing, 3-dimensional, nonfictional girls only.

>no

well dam

Sadly this is the only one i have.

here

Its ok i still love you user. Always remember that.

Post Lolis

I rest my case.

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You can't come up with a reason to dislike him.

goodnight

I'm not that guy
i don't dislike him
so why do you love him desuka?

He believes Nui is all his, he denies that he's jestin!

Ah, sounds kinda stressful and hard to deal with but if you enjoy then it's good i suppose.

What would you mean by myself?

Just try not to get hurt then!

How about yourself, as in, what do you do?

pssh getting hurt..psssh...hahah nah theyre just battlescars!!!

And at the moment it's only stressful because Im pretty new to it and have a lot on my plate...so it feels like I've gone form 0-100 in a blink because I had so much free time before, and now it's work work work, but it's okay, things will settle down eventually I hope! And yea, I'm enjoying at the moment, but we'll see, it's one of the only jobs I've had that I've actually liked!!!

Probably seems weird...a farm-esque builder type digging anime

Is this Chen undercover?

Too clothed.

You're an elitist now. You must be b&

Look up smugdere

No no! You're fine dude lol. I heard that NZ doesn't have many cars

Oooh a classic! If it's old cars, then a 1967 Pontiac firebird is great

Night midnight

Going to get a milkshake.

>elitist
THEMS IS FIGHTIN WORDS

no

He was there when no one else would

Oooh hell yea, love me the classic muscles! Firebirds are so cool, really sums up the whole cool dude!

Love classic cars!

You heard we don't have many cars? As in what? Brands? Haha


>Smugdere

kekekekekekek

You mean like my occupation? i'm a bit uncomfortable speaking of that as it's a big part of my personal life, i feel quite bad after saying that though as you told me yours.

Well don't die in war then!

Ah, i hope things do settle down as well! it'd be a shame if things went downhill.

Everybody can do or like many different things and that makes them unique.

Bring the girls to the yard with them

If you have some means of contact with anons outside of thread, you're an elitist!

I love the paint on the hood a lot. It does. Don't it?

I'm not into cars but I understand why people appreciate them

>that pic
Easy there

Unique! Precisely! We all are, and it's phenomenal! Keeps things fresh and interesting

And it's all good if you wish not to disclaim your occupation, we're all allowed are secrets and such! No harm, no foul

And dying in this war of mine is the LAST thing I'll do! kek

And thanks, I do too, I'm sure they will, as I hope whatever it is you wish to happen, happens, in a nice relaxing peaceful way! As it twould be a shame for us to go downhill...


Hell yea, the paint is awesome.

And that's all good too, what are you into then?

>that pic

My b...was too lewd?

what is it with all youtube suggestions having terrible thumbnails?

Oh boy. Tired somehow.

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The Trumby appreciates this thread, claimsel on Trumby,

Only if Trumby could get that treatmeant from Yuno, the wall would be ups the faster with morale ok?
Tali was amazing, not from land of brown, I will not frown!

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Go to sleep.

A nice thing in life, but such can also be a bad thing in some instances.

Ah, well that's very nice to hear then!

Good, keep fighting until the day of glory comes!

Well we can't be too sure but always hope for the best to happen!

its only 8am

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The Trumby, is not fan of anal, wall now 10 foots higher. Nice breastles on Yuno though.

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The Trumby might consider, oh exposed entrapanuer anys of just Yuno herself? Metchicans will pay for all of it...

Yep, everything is unpredictable! But that makes it exciting haha

And you know it my brother, my viking blood will carry me on through battles!

So yea, seems we're both doing pretty well,at the moment, good fortune to you!

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So your waifu, twhat was it that originally made you gravitate towards her?

Claiming Felix

Bump

see

Probably her tits

I don't understand what just happened.
I suppose, but unpredictable things don't have to be dangerous.

Your viking blood must lift if it can carry people.

That's true, at least things are nice now.

You mean what made me love her? i'd say her cuteness and her fun nature, as well as her voice.
P H O N Y

OP waifu looks good with the birthday party hat

I win this round

Wait a minute, are you one of the three Anonons or are you and just a random KLK user?

Considering that poster was from a completely new IP, I'd say it's just a random.

Claiming someone with no personality

Nah that pretty much the only Nonon file I have I'm such a terrible waifuist.

Oh for sure, hopefully majority of unpredictable things are not dangerous!
Safety is key, I'm not one for doing something idiotic...on purpose anyway haha

Oh my viking blood lifts alright! kek

lmao look at this phony

I mean, sure, love, or whatever, that drew you towards her etc, and how have you grown to be fonder over time. But I like that answer, very nice, I can appreciate it!

>I really need to find more screencaps of my waifu...am running out...the rest are just lewd...rip

thats harsh

>If you have some means of contact with anons outside of thread, you're an elitist!
But you have Telegram too..?

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Ah, thanks for the info.
I suggest you make a thread on /c/ or look on pixiv then.
You can never be too sure, but as i said before always hope for the best!
Oh, what kind of answer where you expecting?

I was just stating the first things to come to mind.

Have you looked on pixiv or danbooru?

Oh no particular answer! Sorry if I sounded weird lmao. I was simply just asking how she came to be your waifu!

I might try danbooru again, but it's difficult to find her non-lewd

will try pixiv though, because I havent before haha thanks!

thanks for the advice nuibro!

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Ah, oki doki, was just curious, she just appealed to me a lot and i loved her.

Shouldn't there be a filter or something?
No problem, New Anonon.

Fair enough, sounds like a cute story. I like how people here have their own different attachments to said waifus! Unique.

And Ill check, maybe I'm just dumb haha

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How did you grow attached to yours?

As it turns out i was just being dumb, apparently they do have one but it just shows up for spoilers or gore.

Hello!

Well when I stumbled upon said anime, I was hooked, I just found it a really cool concept, at the time had no idea how lewd it was, but that's all good. At first, had no clue what a 'waifu' was, etc, and this anime has SO many potential waifus, babes for daaays!!! After awhile I got more and more into it, found forums etc, found a common theme that basically everyone adored the main female character Rias, and practically ignored the rest of the chicks, don't get me wrong each of them had their own following. But just from the show, I was obviously magnetized to said Rias, until Akeno (my waifu) came along. She reminded me of myself at first, and as the show progressed found a really unique emotional backstory of hers, so in some way I felt like I was on a journey with her, and from there just grew attached and here we are, besides she's super cute, always in the backlight, and very special in her own right.

Sorry...got a bit carried away there....


oh, all good? guess I'll just spend more time hunting for her non-lewds!

HI

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Wow, that's so you have a strong attachment to her because you have a few things in common with her? what would that be? if you don't mind me asking.

Well at least you shouldn't see to many traumatizing things.

Yo

hanako played any rank lately?

Kha is still stronk asf

tis sad...the concept of R34...poor poor waifus...

I mean, I guess? It's hard to explain my attachment to her, but I might say having things in common with her probably reinforces said connection.
And I think it's mostly the whole 'in the background' feel that her and I share? Not in the spotlight, but just as phenomenal as those who are? And she's dark humored, a lil evil, sadistic even...plus black hair hnnng my fav. And she just has a really broken backstory in life, I share something similar..sadly..

So yea, LOTS of things in common lmao freakishly

Bronze 2, 0 LP

700 ping is still strong asf

thats up from last time if i recall? played my first bit of rank in forever went from silver 4 to 2 skipping 3 entirely

>Kha
As long as the enemy team is retarded and let's him get the isolation passive

>Tfw Jayce is back
You're in my lane bro

I dived into the team and still wrecked their squishies without isolation. Triple kill only when I chased. It was funny when their Orelia BMd me most of the early game. Caught it out and just melted lategame.

Such an awful thing that's the case.

Oh, that's kinda sad to think about, but at least your fondness for her spawned a positive feeling.

whoops

Goodnight/waifu

Here nuibro take this nui

Yea perhaps so...I used to be 'sad' or down at least a few years back, wasn't a good place, only the past year have I grown and actually made my way up the hill! So yea, positives all round, like her, we all can climb high!

What a useless angle for an umbrella

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What's that supposed to mean?