Boy pussy thread!

I'm as man as it gets boy... Come talk to me bitch..

I'm probably going to pass. I don't have snapchat. I'm a kik bitch. It would be nice to be your slut. Sorry about that. I'd love to help make a real man cum but I'm getting kind of tired and need to take a nap for a while.

Don't take I'm too busy thinking about fucking you

I've only been fucked twice and I'm really tight. It usually takes while before I can take a big dick. I suppose if I make too much noise you could alway gag with something. That would shut me up. I am a good deep throater, though.

Nobody cares fagboy.

OK. Sorry. It was a boy pussy thread. I thought someone might. My humblest apologies.

Sorry! I care. Say more

More about what? About my legendary lust for big dicks? About how my own cock is so small that I'm lucky I'm an omega pussy otherwise I'd never get laid?

Dubs check'd bro

Dub dubs

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I want someone to violate my ass, fuck me deep and make me moan like a bitch. rub against my prostate and make me cum like a girl.

I don't know why I get off to this stuff... Anal feels like shit, probably because im using a makeshift dildo

Maybe. The first time I violated my own asshole was with a champagne bottle. That shit was not cash. I decided right then and there that I was straight and didn't like getting fucked. Unfortunately for me, every time I got horny I'd think about getting fucked again. So I tried the bottle again. Then a cucumber. Then a carrot. Nothing felt good. One day I just broke down and went to the porn shop and bought a big black dildo. (Actually, not too big. It was normal size.) the difference was life changing. I realized that it wasn't that I didn't like getting fucked...I just didn't like getting fucked by anything that wasn't a cock. I didn't cum right away. I just felt something deep down like I wanted it to keep going. It isn't a life changing, earth moving experience. Like anything worth doing it takes practice and dedication. But once you get the hang of it, getting fucked usually feels better than jacking off. Try a real dildo. You won't be disappointed.

Kek

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That made me kinda hard

I'm glad. It would be a pleasure to please a real man with a real man's cock like you. I only wish I had more stories for you because I'm pretty much dedicating my life to make guys like you feel good.

Whats a good way to hide a dildo? Especially if you live with nosy people?

Other than your ass? I don't know...I never started buying them until I was living people who'd learned to mind their own business. I guess your best bet would be to find little nooks and crannies that no one would really ever think to look in. That's how I hid my porn from my parents when I was a kid.

Can some bottoms rate my cock?

Shit forgot to post the photo lmao

It's a mildly magnificent cock. If you made me suck it I'd probably grab your ass cheeks and fuck my face with it. Unless you'd rather me put my hands behind my back so you could fuck my face on your own...