I require assistance in a dilemma

I require assistance in a dilemma

>be me,12th grade mega faggot
>on history bowl team
>last year we went to nationals and i ended up in orgy
>gay dude, bi dude, virgin qt
>mostly there for qt girl, but bi dude was in the 1% of guys id fuck
>basically said fuck it for the whole thing cause i was horny
>got bored halfway through cause qt was more interested in bi dude and gay boy was jackin it in the corner
>whole team found out somehow
>now i have scoliosis teammate flirting desperately w/ me

This brings me to the problem

>feel bad for scoliosis (acne scars and terrible posture)
>he knows im mega fag lesbo
>thinks he has a chance cause of bi dude with great ass
>really doesnt
>BUT
>i want to fuck a guy in the ass with a strap on
>only chance i might have: scoliosis is dedicated
>might exchange ass virginity for hot lesbian pussy
>do it? y/n

I'm confused.
OP is bi male or lesbian female?
What is history bowl?

Instructions unclear, now im in my dogs ass ????

this is the great dillema, not unlike fucking a fat ugly girl cause your assured anal. I would ask yourself how badly do you want this bucket list item checked off.

if it was me I would do it, he will probably blow in like 30 seconds anyways so you wont have to deal for too long.

lesbian female
(goddamn captchas kicking my ass)

you must be 18 years or older to post here

lesbian
true. really want to do it but im worried about clingy aftermath

I am

this is the problem we all deal with i guess, and you dont have the benefits of leaving in the middle of the night before they find out your real name.

your in 12th grade, how close are you to graduating?

>Cred Forums
>18
Sure pal.

Ah. The clingy aftermath is definitely an issue. I'd agree to it with a condition... Tell him it's a one-time thing and that after that, you won't talk to him in school.

three quarters of hell left. almost there

>this confusing sexuality thread with the OP pic of a dog

I'm lost

I can't follow, can you turn this into a frog meme?

You do not want to take scoliosis boys virginity, he'll never leave you alone.

years in the future
>> Checks Facebook
>> Scoliosis boys biannual attempt to hook up
>>Hey girl remember me
>>I know you're there it says you're online
>>I love you

I'm all about seeing some lesbian tits

then do it and stick out the little time you have left in avoidance of the clingy one. or do it on the last day of school, would double as a celebration and its alot less difficult to ignore someone over facecrack than it is in school.

I would put a condition, just same club, same break periods, and same interests. I also go to school with a bunch of would be school shooters so im pretty cautious about 'friendzoning'

What in the fuck, I'm so confused.

lesbian. want to fuck boy in ass for kicks. dont want to deal with fallout.

Why I deleted facebook actually

Might do it after history nationals in summer. My walls are thin as fuck though

whats this about walls? also if that ship hadnt sailed already and we lived semi close i would let you have my ass virginity. wife took that, along with regular virginity within first year of meeting...

Im tired and incoherent, sorry.

Hawaii architecture is bullshit and I have to listen to my neighbors fuck or party every weekend. Congrats on the ass and wife man.

thank you lezbro, and i wish you all the luck on your quest for anal.

what are you even getting out of it if you're not into guys?

She wants to be into guys though, that's the point.

Anally dominate the patriarchy

Alright, I admit I set myself up for that one.

do it faggot

Thanks guys, I'm gonna do it. Just need to find a strap on and scoliosis's ass.