/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Flag Wearing A Hat Edition

found a full carton of menthol marlboro cigs on the ground

Well the main things to add to the medias take are

The magazine has always published lewd comments like this. Its a uni student magazine ffs. the scattered words you see in the article on the cover of the magazine included. things like 'fucked my mates mum', media left those bits out

The dude has indeed had his fair share, despite numerous facebook commentors' inclination to believe he hasnt, or is a virgin. And he's an extremely charismatic dude

Very few people at all were outraged, and the ones who were mostly didnt know the context of the student magazine

The comments on his apology were mostly saying things of the effect "you shouldnt need to apologize, dont let the overly PC crowd get you down", with 100+ likes on that

It's such a shame that pc culture is trying to make everyone walk about on glass shards.

sup, dunedin here.

why is this country so shit

post some nz nudes

is it sheep because they're too short to kick you in the balls?

10 year high school class reunion coming up, but I would rather eat my own feces than spend one minute in a room with those cunts

1) don't go
2) didn't even know those high school reunions existed out of ameriland

not going, getting the invitation was mortifying enough

I went to mine last year. Was a good laugh.

FUCK YOU SHEEP FUCKING CUNTS, AUSTRALIA IS MUCH BETTER THEN YOU BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

Then

I dunno man, I'm getting gigabit fibre this coming week. What have you got on that side of the ditch?

An Aussie farmer and a Kiwi farmer are walking in a field, when all of a sudden they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. The aussie farmer says 'Oh no, what are we gunna do?', so the Kiwi goes 'watch this', and proceeds to take his pants down and fuck the shit outta the sheep. Just really giving it a thrashing, balls deep, velcro gloves and all. When he finally finishes he pulls out, turns to the Aussie and says 'alright, your turn!', and so the Aussie pulls down his pants and sticks his head through the fence.

Any invercargill nudes? Never ever seen any :(

always the nudes.

supposed to be looking for a job. sitting here drinking sparkling duet eating crispy m&m's and contemplating playing lol until 4am.

full of immigrants. the world should learn form our mistakes.

Smoked weed for the first time last night. AMA

There is a ton of girls who send em in this steaming shithole of a town. I just wanna see a girl i know for once on Cred Forums

Get some yourself then

what town?

immigration is a wonderful thing. I'm white and I can't stand the vast majority of white people in this country...

kiwi girls make my dick soft

How's year 11 going?

Invercargill, or southland in general

you got me

top kek

Chch reporting in.

Missus is away for the weekend, I can do whatever I want lel

Then either fuck off or kill yourself.

Move to america please

No you cant, lets be real here

what are you gonna do?

wife out of town, sitting on tinychat and eating curry

wew

Kiwis are so fucking polite.

Spend entire day on motorbike. Now all I want to do is waste some time here while I drink water and go to bed early.

Wants.

u mad bro? y u mad tho?

I have Dunedin girls

But I'm not a nigger, nor a sandnigger. Why should I move there?

only some of them, and only to foreigners. nz has a huge hate-fueled culture when you get away form the touristy part of society.

Post'em

Hmm, good point. You should move into your therapists office and camp there.

so you can attend the Trump rallies with the rest of your bigoted kind?

>Christchurch

Evening

anybody want to carry me out of bronze? im a swain main top.

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So, why aren't you out for a drink tonight?

Excuses, please!

i hope they win but i know they wont.

shit jewish hats

I have no friends

i have about $2.70 to my name and i just blew all my money on a trip to wellington that i just got back from a few days ago. ive decided only to go out to drink in wellington now, its so fucking cheap, $10 jugs are unheard of in auckland.

I'm in Tokoroa

Bottle shop is already closed

no

Tokoroa
>fuck that shit

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high af

my dad grew up there, only went to shit after the sawmill closed

Too tired, big day. Home alone with the dogs and cat!

Why not?

because I end up as the only one posting.

no one wants to see some stupid nudes that won't be that great anyway

who you got anyway?

>2016
>Not honoring your Whakapapa

CHICO
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this guy called steve

>2016
>still thinking maori is relevant

anyone have dunedin nudes?

I read that as "hooning" at first and, quite frankly, that would've been more interesting

who are you looking for?

Dat Ghetto booty Grace

>Implying you can just steal sacred Maori land

ghetto booty or Lacey W

Both

If it was full that's legally theft lol

yes

care to post?

Christchurch here.
I broke into the old orthadontists place and stole a load of teeth moulds a couple of days ago, I've been using one as an ashtray.
Anyone else in chch know of any good abandoned places to go exploring in?

sure

get some / make some faggot

and you choose this.

faggot.

Avons pre good.

Not as many visitors now days

Ghetto booty Grace

>menthol
bad luck man. know anyone you can sell them to?

Hey me too

Fuck the teeth, that bracelet looks pretty swish

it's not that bad brooo..

I can leave any time I want

phil u fag

That's a first

What's happening on your side of toktown?

What happened down at UC's Resident's hall?

sup ma nz Cred Forumsros whats good? took the mrs to town, got a mean hotel room and everythin and the bitch wont even put out and now im on Cred Forums with you fags

Fuck all aye mrs is sick and her mates are all crashing here so I can't wank wbu?

Thanks man, I bargained a poor street Indian woman down to fifty cents for it.

are you fucking going to?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHAME

Australian, drinking a Monteith's Black Beer from New Zealand because it's better than any of the shit they make here.

That is quite literally the worst beer made in NZ

u still can m8... i believe in you

I've only really been around in East Christchurch places, can you still go in it? I know somebody sent photos of some idiots who were climbing around the top of an old building in broad daylight to Star newspaper

Sick loot, bro

get a double brown up ya

I'm referring to the police cordon and presence of multiple patrols & ambos. Someone mentioned something on le reddit but details are sketchy

dont rub it in mate

Rats... Sounds fun

Just got some new ink and now fapping is to awkward

che cuz I know I can too I'm just being a drama queen.

did u get your bellend tatooed or something

Yeah I know, if I could find more of the ones I liked sold here I'd buy them. I still love Monteith's Black Beer though. Dark lager is a breath of fresh air from all the pale ales around.

haha good cunt

Aye, where did you go? Been thinking bout getting one since moving here but having a hard time sussing out a great artist.

Yeah

Not bad, was probably like 100 rupes once she exchanged it so fair deal

This chick on fb, she used to have a shop and shit but had surgery. She does cheap ones in October though? Has a unique style too

Nah my filthy ring hole and now I'm not allowed any sharpies around there till it heals

i wont tell on ya bro, go hundys

Going to Wellington in a couple months, any notable places to go?

my rape dungeon

I've had 2 in the sphinx the entire thread

Somewhere else

hes right, that place is nice

i knew you had it(them) in you;)

inkt humans?

the hutt

Yo that's the one

True, I know her, kinda. Was gonna ask her a while back but wasn't too sure bout it. How would you rate her?

nz sluts get on tinychat and show your hole

fuck off you little thirsty cunt go stick your dick in a cheap whore

She's pretty cool, passionate about her art, does some mean colouring and easy to talk with.

Personally I'd say 10/10 because the style is what I like, but a general rate would be 8/10 solid

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kek I was at some hot pools today and recognised the last asian whore i fucked. Was pretty weird, considering I don't even live in that city. But it was her, right down to the scar on her chest. $80 will get your end away mate, stop jacking off to cam whores

Unless it's this fine slut

Chur, might have to hit her up

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more

Palmy reportin in

gross

have boobs

thank you

WHY ARE IDS EVEN GONE?

42 wallaby way sydney

why?

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Scotts isn't that bad is it?

Stop posting this trap
Flat chested nigga

ok m7

lol why'd this get deleted so quickly

Max Keys habbin a sook

post his dick or gfto

dont listen to him, bump

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What was that?

Asking for fearless leader's address

Who dat?

winny p bro

its odd that got banned pretty sure it would be public info the most public figure we have

Winston Petters?

>Universally disliked by niggers
>Having your adress public

Are you a retard?

Is this what was posted?

"New Zealand doesn't have a homeless problem"

chat died quick

I hope i will

damn...

>Saturday
All the normies are out partying

Legit thinking of throwing myself from my balcony

same, should have hung myself.

it was fine when i left, was only gone like an hour. bunch of weak cunts cant late night crew.

Ill get on soon gimme 5

who wasnt on tonight?

cya then.

tits mcgee