Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

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What is your occupation?

I'm currently job hunting and work in a supermarket to make some money on the side.

fuck, a 33 year old virgin working at a supermarket, that's depressing af

It is. Wouldn't have expected that it is so hard to find a real job.

What's the closest you've come to having sex?

have you tried asking to speak to the manager and selling yourself to him/her?

Conversation.

I'm not good looking enough to be a prostitute.

no, bro, i mean jobs are really easy to get. all you have to do is go to a company that you like, ask to speak to the person in charge, look them in the eye, and tell them that you're looking for a job and they should hire you -- 2ez bro

That's how I got the job that I have.

Hows it going, me in 12 years?

What's your job history before this, including gaps of unemployment

Give it 4 years. Save 50 dollars a year. If you aren't laid after 4 years pay 200 for a nice prostitute

You can get decent ones for much cheaper if you want but if 50 bucks is less than 5 a month for a decent piece of ass.

Could be worse. Strange as this sounds.

10 years university. A very unsuccessful postdoc. Job hunting since then.

> conversation

nah, iam not really interested in sex. or anything else.

Well there you have it

33 years old and your only job so far has been at a supermarket.... Nothing yelling hire me in that formula regardless of your education

Word. That's better then. Honestly you aren't missing out on much

Don't use your degree. You fail at shit you're not interested in. Even if you tell yourself you wanted it. Find an easy job that you like, then kick ass at it and work you way up from there. Then you'll meet a girl or boy out of the blue and you will have time for them because you're not too busy sucking dick at work. You learn that you are each other's inspiration to do better in life and you strive to be better. Not for money. Just better as a person. Then your manager sees your positive outlook and good work ethic so he recommends you for a higher position. You talk it over with your now partner and find out that they also had the same talk with their boss. Granted your job is a small scale mom and pop chain, and your partner's is a corporation. Money doesn't matter now. You would've been happy with or without a pay increase because of your partner.

can you show a photo of yourself OP?

True.

So you think the supermarket is the right way?

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Show us a photo of yourself OP

Dude you alone know your interests.

Carve your own path don't expect it to be made for you

are you happy?

are you satisfied with your life?

>Carve your own path don't expect it to be made for you

My whole life was my own path. I was never subjected to lots of outside pressure. See how that worked out.

No.

why are you unhappy and dissatisfied with your life?

What's your subject? Were you at a prestigious university/research institute?

Because my life is in a constant downward motion since I graduated HS.

are you not happy because of your sex situation?

Molecular biology. University where I did my PhD was in the top 50 worldwide for my subject so averagely prestigious.

Do you perceive your life as something that you make happen or something that happens to you?

So who exactly isn't a virgin here?

And because of my work situation. And my social situation.

virginity is a meme. i lost mine at 24. a literal meme. sex is the easiest most natural thing you can do in life.

Oh god. Molecular Biology PhD here. What advice can you give me?

Try to get away as much from pure mol bio as possible. Do maths, statistics or informatics. Or if you want to go into pharma, publish on high-throughput screening or similar methods.

I completely agree, though losing it kinda helps. it doesn't have to be with someone special. hire someone and it'll change some nerves maybe srry OP i'm drunk as shit

For most of my life, I perceived it as the former. The realization that the latter is true came slowly.

its the social stigma you feel when you constantly worry about being a virgin. it makes you nervous, distances you further. dont worry about it, meet someone, stop saying no and pushing them away and you'll have sex. you wont be happier, but youll have sex.

If you perceive it as the latter now, then why are you still unhappy?

Surely you have greater control then you realize

OP, you matter! You can do anything! Please do the things you want to do. You're the main character, after all.

I do a lot of Mass Spec - does that count? Also, how much does university prestige matter? I'm at a good university (world top 5) - will I be ok?

I would tell you to get the fuck out of my office and submit an application online like everyone else, then I wouldn't hire you because you can't follow standard protocols

University prestige matters moderately. Lab prestige might actually matter a bit more. What matters most is subject (mass spec should be okay) and publication output.

So what's the deal then faggot what went wrong?

Tough adolescence? Difficult homelife? ugly as fuck? autism?

How low have things gotten? Thought about suicide? Done any self harm?

Paint me a picture you fucking loser wizard nigger

>So what's the deal then faggot what went wrong?
>Tough adolescence? Difficult homelife? ugly as fuck? autism?

My adolescence was in retrospect the best time of my life, even when I didn't perceive it as such. My home life was good.

I let you decide whether I am ugly I'm autistic as fuck.

>How low have things gotten? Thought about suicide? Done any self harm?

I was self-harming and thinking about suicide in my mid-20s.

I'm a 35 year old virgin. There's always an older virgin!

I'm over feeling bad about it. I will get laid before I'm 40.

What if you don't?

bump

12 when I lost mine.

haha I was molested at 12; were you also the victim of sexual mistreatment?

Gay? Straight?

Nope. with someone closish to my age.

How does that effect you now? Does it really bother you? Or do you not care all that much?

You're a faggot though.

At what age will you become a nullo? I'm sure there's a lady out there that would love to facilitate you in doing it. Oh man the fetish potential is though the roof!!!!

>I was self-harming and thinking about suicide in my mid-20s.

Why'd you stop?

>nah, iam not really interested in sex. or anything else.

When do you plan on becoming a nullo?

Straight.

The fuck is a null?

Went to a psychiatrist.

Lost my virginity at 21 though. I've had sex in the thee ciphers ever since.

>The fuck is a null?
pic related.

>Went to a psychiatrist.
Why?

You never did this, and if you did this at my office i'd kick the living shit out of you. People who think they are entitled to shit are the least eligible for jobs.

Because suicidal thoughts and self-harm are indications to do that?

The older I get the less I'm letting it affect me. I'm realizing more and more that I need to not let it have so much power over me so I try to just let it go; people victimize themselves too much, myself included.

That being said seeing any sort of pedophilia shit is triggering and there are times when I am being intimate that I flashback and it ruins my arousal

>Because suicidal thoughts and self-harm are indications to do that?

Na, nullification is a fetish, but that's neither here nor there, why'd you go to a psychiatrist?

On a more related note, you still haven't said at what time you'd become a nullo.

How does someone become a 'null'

I'm not sure what you're asking. Do you mean where does someone go to begin this process, or are you retarded and asking how it's done?

I believe that answer was to the psych question not a comment on the null thing

Don't presume to know jack shit sir. I know a lost soul when I see one.

I honestly have no idea what it is. Is it some sort of super-shrinkage over time/non-use, or is it a guy who had his dick cut off

Degrees will only increase your chances of getting an interview. What really matters is your persona during the interview.
You can have 3 ph.d's and an MBA, but if you're bad in social situations or slightly nervous during the interview your chances are poor, unless ofc your competition is made up of retards.

Be confident, keep eye contact, ask questions related to company and relax = Hired

The fact that you're trying to move forward and not defining yourself by the things that have hurt you really is a positive sign. wish the best for you user

and I to you kind user. Thank you for existing.

Ok, so we've established that you are indeed retarded. Now that we've gotten past that, it's when all of your genitals are surgically removed and your urethra re-positioned so that you urinate close to where your "taint" is located currently.

So, when do you plan on becoming a nullo?

>haha

A guy that had his genitalia removed, thus making him null in a reproductive sense.

Don't forget the handshake when you arrive and when you leave. Also only sit down if they offer the seat, if not, ask, it is a small thing but interviewers like it

I'm not OP, i'm just some guy who hasn't heard of nullification. But it sounds like it is the right route for OP

>Never gonna lose the virginity.

I wish i never gave up my virginity to some slut in high school. My question is, why didn't it happen?

Thank you for agreeing. I think it'd be good for him, it'll let him clear his mind, and provide a once in a lifetime fetish experience for some lucky lady.

Also I'm going to assume you're in your teens user since you've never heard of nullification.

4% of the population will never loose their virginity XD

Going to die

Fuck you underage B&, count everyone 23 and up as elderly!

This is true for women but not men. Men improve as they age. Women become useless blobs of shit.

Sex is the best. When a horney girl grinds her cooch against you so you blow your load in her. Nothing better. Except the deals at tarbox Toyota

I am 23
I have not nor will get laid. I feel my libido slowly fading away as the years go by.

When will you become a nullo?

The fuck is a nullo?

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not anyone but I'm about to turn 25 and have never heard of it. I've been on Cred Forums since 06 too

sigh, see

Eh, maybe I'm just into some fucked up shit. Although I find it hard to believe that you've been here since 06. I don't remember you.

I probably wont get fat.

You didn't answer the question friendo.

classic attention whore syndrome
ky faggot

I dont get what you're asking.
You linked to a picture of some nasty hairy fat guy's genitals.

Let me spell it out for you I guess.

W_h_e_n_ W_i_l_l_ Y_o_u_ B_e_c_o_m_e_ A_ N_u_l_l_o_?

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What's a nullo

Why havnt you hired a hooker, or did your dad try or brothers try to get you a hooker?

people with no genitals

All that is, is a video of two pigs fucking in a vat of gravy and bacon. So kinda fucked up using the corpses of their dead a lubricant, just fuck.

I have genitals, people just wont have sex with me.

They're telling you to become a nullo. To cut it off.

Family doesn't care.

No thanks

What do you look like? Have you actually tried putting yourself out there?

>No thanks

Invalid syntax.

When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

What was your PhD project about?

That sucks bro, I probably would still be a virgin if my dad and 2 brothers dodnt buy me a hooker for my 26 birth day. You know what, it wasnt mind blowing infact it was disappointing, but 2 years later I have a great gf I love her to death, got a raise at work. Im not trying to project but I would consider it, you are missing out and the older you get the more you lose out on young pussy. Get a hooker, go to vegas if your worried about the popo.

I look pretty average. I have no idea how to socialize so ive tried dating sites, got mostly snubbed.

You mean your fetish? No thanks.

>You mean your fetish? No thanks.

Hey now stop projecting, and answer my goddamn question.

Pancreatic cancer genomics.

No thanks

>No thanks

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When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

cool

No thanks

>No thanks

Invalid syntax.

When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

Find anything interesting?

No thanks

How can you remember someone who is anonymous

>No thanks

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When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

Not really which is kind of the problem. Only got a single publication in PlosONE out of my PhD.

I'm sorry you haven't opened enough doors to get the answer to that question, go further down the rabbit hole.

No thanks

What level of fire burst can you cast?
Can you summon lichs yet, if not what is the mightiest creature you can summon?

Also, do you feel like your mana is lacking?

>No thanks

Invalid syntax.

When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

So I'm the only one here who doesn't care that I'm a virgin? I'm 19 and I've never really wanted to get a girlfriend, and random meaningless sex does sound okay, but overall meaningless and unfulfilling, girls who do that are either gross or insane, if the time comes I decide to waste my time and money being in a relationship, I'll have sex then.
Virginity is just a word.

When will you become a nullo?

No thanks

I think it's best to not care, if you do care then you come to obsess over it and it puts you down.

>No thanks

Invalid syntax.

When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

okay, I'll bite

are you a bot

No thanks

>No thanks

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When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

Would I say "yes" if I were?

28 and virgin here.
I am not ugly but not super attractive either.
I am just average.
I've had the opportunity to lose my virginity but for some reason I never really cared enough to put in the effort.
If I want to relieve some stress I just bang one out and move on to something else.
For some reason I never felt love towards anyone and don't care for an intimate relationship.

you soung like you are fat & ugly

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oh I remember you, if that's your pic.

Mind if you tell me the title of the publication?

When will you become a nullo?

When will you become a nullo?

Stop deflecting, and answer my question.

Nah dude, I actually flirt with girls online sometimes just because I know I can because I'm a decent looking guy, girls will actually stay and hold a decent convo with me on Omegle, rather than instantly passing.

sex is overated, good sex is hard to find

Nah

My main is on Argent Dawn

Stop averting, and answer my question.

Noice trips meng

>Nah

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When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

>Don't change the format motherfucker.

Molecular biology and you can't find a job ? I don't know where you are from but in Belgium they're carving for biologist, there are a lot of big factories that are looking for biologist/biochemist

I did a bachelor's degree in biochemistry and now a company is paying me to study and to become a biologist so I can work for them later because there are not enough biologist.
I'm doing a master's degree in biochemistry, cellular and molecular biology ( it's just one thing here there are no master to become molecular biologist , here you first do that during your first master's year and then you choose a specialisation like molecular biology)

Why do you want to cut peoples genitals off?

Son, that doesn't even make sense.

It's quite apparent that you've take the first steps down that lonely road, when will you reach the end of the line?

Good job. The market is oversaturated with mol. bio and biochem PhDs. That is not just true for academia but also for industry.

>Son, that doesn't even make sense.

>It's quite apparent that you've take the first steps down that lonely road, when will you reach the end of the line?

Invalid syntax.

When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

you are such an alpha

you'd provide some sort of indicator of it.

your behaviour is odd though, your manner of posting and whatnot. are you mentally atypical then?

I don't want to cut anyone's genitals off, that being said I just wonder when these "men" plan on completing their metamorphosis into their final forms. That's all.

>It will be like an ugly Caterpillar turning into a beautiful butterfly "if that butterfly was called a flutterby and looked like pickled shit, and was missing it's antenna".

>Ignore the man behind the curtain.

I know that was sarcastic but...
Not really, just decent looking, I'm actually shy and quiet.

Sounds like a testosterone deficiency. Go to your PCP.

Then how come a big industry in Belgium (GSK) is paying several people to do a master so they can work for them ?
(They pay everything but you have to sign a contract that says you'll at least work for them 5yeara)

>> flirt with girls online
>>girls will actually stay and hold a decent convo with me on Omegle

>>if the time comes I decide to waste my time

wastes his time to go to omegle instead of fucking real ones bc virginity is just a word

For the same reason that useless university degrees are advertised everywhere else.

Why did you make this thread? Is it because somehow you are almost "complacent" with the fact that you're a KV?

>your behaviour is odd though, your manner of posting and whatnot. are you mentally atypical then?

I think you mean neuroatypical and no, it's a faux scientific term that could mean literally anything. Which destroys any true meaning it could possibly have, and only disingenuous people use it.

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Is it me or you just don't make sense ?

It comes down to money F A M, having a conversation online once is a lot easier than buying someone dinner, entertaining them on a daily basis, and buying buying buying SHIT! I see it with people all around me, and then they break up and hate eachother, there's a bigger picture than sex, we're not cro-magnon neanderthals anymore dude.

>>Son, that doesn't even make sense.
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>>It's quite apparent that you've take the first steps down that lonely road, when will you reach the end of the line?
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>Invalid syntax.
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>When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself.

Invalid syntax.

When will you become a nullo, it will provide a literal once in a lifetime fetish experience for a lucky lady and of course yourself. There is no other objective value left in your festering loins.

femanon here laughing at all you virgin loosers

It is you. You were lucky but there are simply to many people for too few jobs.

You know the rules here, tits or GTFO.

Yeah, okay, sure "young lady"
Pic related is you, a smelly crusty alien.

27 here, well at least I have a good job. I'm just ugly (not fat) and that's about it.

scratch that, you've proven your a femanon just by misspelling the work losers only a femanon would be that amazingly stupid. Carry on there dumbass.

>Also become a nullo.

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Um hire a cum guzzler not hard?

You need to have somthing going to make money on the "side"