Waifu claiming thread

Madotsuki reporting in, it has really been a while since I've been back here. Been having girlfriend issues so not in the happiest mind states as of late. Hopefully the rest of you ate doing alright.

Hazelnut!

Could be better, but I can't really complain I guess. Nothing crazy.
How have you been Nui? Still going with your Brawl?

>>No oversexualised content
what are the limits...where do we draw the line

hello again user
guy i added on overwatch and played with once?

how you doing?

>13th birthday
fuckin ayy

too old

These hats are annoying on Clover

Nah, must be a newer variant lol. I haven't been in these specific threads for months.

sitting in a dark room and looking at a screen
no no this did happen months ago

as am I...as am I...shady motherfckers

i wonder if i can start to randomly just fuck people up and blame it on site hormones

Oh, what happened? and Ryuko user or the KLK user from last thread?
Thanks! and i hope things stay positive for you as well!

Are you up to anything lately?
Oh, what's the matter? anything wrong?

I'm fine, and i've set up everything and no errors so far anymore which is nice, i'm just looking for more stuff to throw in there now.

Claiming Megumin

yeah should do something not sure what however

Mako-user
Aren't you the guy that doesn't like me?

same...but I'm kinda okay with just sitting here, quite relaxing in all...well what things appeal to you at this moment to do?

Ahoy!

>tfw even olderfag
Nah, I don't even have overwatch lol. Seems fun though.

Up to anything? Well...besides work and sorting out my drivers class...not much...I mean, when I get free time I like to game, or binge youtube, or a tv show, watch films even...but not exactly up to anything too grand!

Speaking of, how about you? also, what are your hobbies?

nothing really i already got the first win for games.
well they did only post once or twice then disappeared

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Nah it's just the bit of family bullshit like always, nothing special.
Well that's good to hear, I've been wondering, do you study or do you have a job? If so what do you do?

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Depends, there was another Mako user who spoke to me in a very negative manner for no good reason, if you're not him i'm perfectly fine with you.

Anyway can't you work you way around the Discord thing? maybe with contact them through email or something?
Anonon!
Oh, well as long as you enjoy your free time then it's fine.

I tend to play a lot of vidya games, mostly SSBB and Kirby, but i think you knew that.

I also like to listen to music or just have fun with the dogs.
Ah, that's a shame but at least it's not too bad.

As i said to another user last thread i tend to keep stuff like that very private, sorry.

Mehhh I overslept
I hate waking late during the weekend

yuno be proud of me im silver 2 now

Nui!

Yun!

Sounds like a mighty fine way to spend some time my friend!

Done anything above the norm recently? any stories of adventure to share?

Seryu

So now you're asking me to be proud of you? I dunno
What rank were you before?
Hey nonon!
How has your day been?

well yeah i actually did something. went from silver 4 to 2 skipping 3 entirely

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It's been great. Wrote a bit more to some character's back stories. And changed some. Their stories and motives just got a lot darker.

Just gonna grab best girl.

How have you been?
Eh, not much has happened this week, been rather boring but my dogs have been keeping me entertained.

Doing great, juggling work and school. And the oddly warm weather here.

Oh right they do that now
Pretty gay. But good job man
Going for that gold and free skin?
Man I want to play again...
Good evening
Oh kek, changed a lot?
I guess it's good you got some writing done

fair enough! I dont think I could live without a pet or a roommate, things would get dull real quick!

Hey, what are you doing right at this moment though?

i guess so. well just play then

Good morning waifu. Long day ahead of me, and I'll stop in when I can

Ah, well that's nice, warm weather is amazing
True, Golden Retrievers make it all better.

I'm in bed on my laptop speaking to you guys while looking for mods for brawl while listening to music.

I meant ranked
But I guess I'll take whatever chance I get to play I'm kinda into it again
Good luck Alice, have a good one

hope it goes well for you
its ok yuno fuel your addiction and maybe go up in rank so i can say good job

Yeah, made it into a dark fantasy by starting to change character backstories and world conditions. But I'll spare you the rambling.

It makes my room into an oven!

Sounds v comfy!
If you aren't busy, and feel up to it...do you mind helping me find new pics of my waifu...I am struggling...tis all good if you don't wanna!

yep, its lewd too

Hello.

Buy a fan then! i wish i had that kind of heat right now, it sounds comfy.
I don't see why not, but i don't even know her name.

alright the only reason im gonna get plat is to get your aproval
but do you want to play or not?
well i wouldnt mind knowing the details but i imagine its quite a lot to tell since i take it the background of all the characters intertwine.
how are you doing?

i would love to yuno. NA or EU?

ooh yay thank you! I mean, it's all good if you cant find much, I know Im struggling...her name is akeno himejima
I appreciate it
on an unrelated note, anons, what is a decent mmorpg f2p at the moment?

uh i dunno looks like akiko is playing so i guess euw is the place to be.

Are you freezing or something? It's AC weather here in sunny Southern Commifornia. The fan in my room sadly isn't enough.

Well, I'll just give you a tidbit. I originally imagined the world having different cultures right? One of them is a pseudo medieval federation of kingdoms with knights and stuff.

A supporting character is a grand knight of the holy order and he's constantly sent out with his company of trusted knights to help townsfolk or rural villages fend off bandits or the occasional monster. Cont...

I'm ok. How about you?

Ok.
Good morning Alice.

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Thank you
I hopeis not awful
Good morning Syndra

Be back when I can everyone,see you all later

How's everyone doing?

>tfw it's getting late here...

This is what i can find that isn't a bizarre lewd in the mean time imgur.com/a/YcgVP
Oh, well perhaps get a cold drink if it's bothering you that much?

Did you prefer this? :^)

oh hey cool! thanks for looking!

I wish I lived superior NEET life

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I'm sure if I stop moving and use those I've packs amazon gave me with my order of Amazon fresh, I'll be fine

>Rip tsunyun

Yes

Not sure what you meant by that, perhaps a few typos i can't get past.

I think he's just having trouble multitasking.

Oops, sorry. Instead of "I've", it's "ice".

But yeah, it's a lot more cool in my room now. Wutcha upto?

I'm just listening to music and talking to others, yourself?

Nothing much here. Thread is pretty ded except for us two.

Just reading some berserk.

Im still here

Ah, well that's nice, i should read that when i can.

I think it's this quiet because it's an odd time of the day.

Are gonna inundate yourself with alcohol?

I've seen the thread at this hour before, usually more lively.

In a bit. Playing MWO as chillout with friends.

>Are gonna inundate yourself with alcohol?

now this is just a good idea for anyone, really.

I'd say hour and day then, maybe others are more busy at the moment.

I dont inundate myself, I just take a shot to help sleep.

hi

well that works too I guuuuuuess.

hello.

Aah. I should get to transferring my notes from my desktop memo pads to a Google docs while thread is slow

Only is its not done everyday. Then it becomes alcoholism

I agree. It is a Saturday of a nice weekend.

But passing out is the best kind of sleep.

alt+3 is blocked because memes from years ago, which i forgot
how are ya cutie?

alcoholism gets a bad rap because of alcoholics. those morons screw it up for us normal people who just want to drink every day so they don't feel like blowing their brains out. it's very upsetting.

yeah I found that out recently as well. bummer.

I'm okay, how are you? and who are you?

i'm goood
and i'm just an old fashioned cowboy

you said you were going to bed, silly. not that I'm lurking the other place or anything.

bah, i've been caught red handed! i have probably just been lurking here for the past few hours to make sure things are going by just fine, i'll be heading to bed soon, i swear!

seems like the klk crowd has been keeping it bumped. you really should sleep you know.

Ah, well perhaps things will start kicking again.

mhm
today is real important day and i've been handling most of the night stuff, it's been all easy though and not had much problems. plus free titties and art
i would get better sleep if people told/reminded me to at right times you knowww
gimme like 9more mins to watch this video and get ready for bed

you never go to bed when I tell you to so you can't go saying you'd go if you were told. hmph.

fine. but that's it, no starting something new after you finish.

Social drinking or imbibing for pleasure but not in depression is okay to me.

Looks like it's got some activity right now. Oh my, Schierke from Berserk is so adorable

I'm not a very social person offline. I just drink because I enjoy how it feels.

>you will never drink with cup irl

maybe you just gotta say it a couple times and i'll do iiit

i promise i will sleep right after this video

we can drink irl when you buy me a plane ticket to visit.

Nice excuse to do other things.

I haven't the slightest idea what you may be implying, homura chan.

Claiming best girl

Morning

best girl has been claimed by me, so you're welcome to have saya.

morning.

Best type moon claimed.

test ing

my thoughts were leaving my head and going to that other place
the video just ended though so i'm gonna go lay down

okay. sleep well.

Just that you know how to have fun.

who dat?

I'm feeling tired, see ya all later.
That's great then!

Never heard of her.

drinking is always fun, yes.

beatrice, from re:zero. aka: perfection incarnate.

sleep tight, nui.

p.s. you're welcome to join me

Rin Tezuka claimed! Honestly, the best girl out of all 5.

I'd buy you a drink.

I'd ask for the money back though, because I have a limited supply of those

it's better to just buy a bottle at a store and drink at home anyway.

Finally someone recognises best KS.
Come up here and drink in my new apartment, even got a bottle of whiskey from the previous owner.

Passing out is more what I do than fall asleep anyway.
I drink for flavour, not to pass out.
Fun is a relative term, tripsy
Free whiskey? What brand?

I don't drink to pass out, but I usually don't care about the flavor all that much. that being said I do drink mixed drinks that taste good, even if they are very simple. usually vodka and lemonade.

Ballantine's
Heard it's alright but nothing that special, though I'll take anything free I can get.

night

I have way too many expensive whiskeys. And Im running out due to the nightcap game. Not earning enough to replace them.
>still have a bottle of tequila thats been barely touched though
Its pretty standard, yeah. Must be a blended.
Sleep well

sleep well.

Is it just me or is there a party hat on every thread?

Just you buddy.

it's a shame we can't just get things for free. obama lied to us, yes he did.

tequila would probably not be the best one to help you sleep, heh.

just you.

Cred Forums birthday

Kill yourself.

Sometimes you forget that there's people this new.

I would have actually believed it was me cause i have a lot of viruses right now

I guess, I usually resort to shitty beer that way though

Neato, I'm not a heavy drinker though, I'd probably pass out way before anyone else.

I do have some Jack Daniel's stached up for months now, so we'd a have a right ball

Pfft only silver 2? Jk, I'm silver 4. The pride start after silver ranks yes

Woah she looks pretty French

Naw

it's always someone pretending to be that new. don't worry, new people don't exist. it's just an old wives tale to scare us.

should stop downloading so much tranny porn.

shitty beer is shitty. we'd get vodka.

Whoops....Trist claim

I don't trust you to not slip anything into my drink

You seem to know a lot about getting viruses from tranny porn

that's a very silly thing to say. I'm the one hoping someone will slip something into mine.

I don't get computer viruses because I know how to use a computer. I get all my tranny porn from respectable sources.

Beatrice isn't even the best girl of Re:Zero.

Excellent choice.

Was gold 3 before I realized the best way to win is to quit LoL. It never gets better.

I could do something with that idea...

them some fightin' words. felt and rem are decent enough choices I suppose.

pervert.

Good morning.

Calamity-masu'd

morning, shino.

mootykins

Stop me~

>shino
No, u.
How're you doing?

why on earth would I do that?

whoops, meant shiro. apologies.

I'm fine, how about you?

Excellent question

You wouldn't~

It's fine.
I'm doing okay. A bit unoccupied at the moment.

exactly. you get me, togame.

what would you normally be occupied with at such an hour? well actually I have no idea what time it is for you, for me it's not even 6am.

It's near 8 AM for me. I'd normally be at school, but it's the weekend.

Much love

that's true. I keep forgetting what day it is because every day bleeds into the next for me.

I'd pay good money to "get" you.

If you get me~

are you calling me a whore?

I see.

I'm calling myself williying.

Claim

that's good. it's one of the most important of the senses.

willing to pay money for sex. meaning you're calling me a whore. how rude.

Well, yeah I guess. Don't take it the wrong way though

Yea, it's pretty nice.

what is the "right" way to take being called such a thing?

Take it as a compliment

I bet you're the kind of person who uses antivirus as well. You people disgust me

explain your reasoning.

I am not a whore. I am a slut. sluts do not charge. it's an important distinction.

my waifu.

Sluts do it for free.

That sounds infinitely worse, a complicated way to say I don't have to fork over cash though.

that was literally the point I just made, yes.

it doesn't sound worse. I enjoy being what I am.

Sorry I was trying to make a janitor joke.

I'm sorry but you misspelled Emi Ibarazaki.

Also, claimed.

I never said I didn't enjoy you

What reasoning? I don't have to explain anything to you

oh, I do not quite understand what you mean.

then pay me :^)

true, you do not.

I'll write you a blank check

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

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nice dubs

Nice newfag but summer ended a while ago

what anime I she from?

Modoka magica or whatever its called

thanks user

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