Smoking weed for the first time soon

Smoking weed for the first time soon
Anything i should know?

Weed increases your heart rate. Most people are never told that the first time, so they get real chill, then feel their hearts beating out of their chest.
Just go with the flow and don't panic.

Remember to exhale.

Don't panic. Please don't panic. Your heart might start beating a little faster for a minute, but its nothing at all. Don't even think about it. Just stay calm and take advantage of enjoying good music or JOI porn.

Please do not call 911 like a jackass.

Not op,really? Ive never felt like that before. I only smoke about once a week and Ive never paid attention to my heart rate.

heart rate thing happens to me all the time. Used to cause me anxiety when i was younger but i have out grown of that since

yeah it's a natural side effect. I've noticed the bigger you are the less you notice it. First time though it can come on quick

Fap. Trust me you won't regret it.

It only happened to me the first time. I got scared and started crying like a pussy. Because like user said, nobody told me that would possibly happen. Everytime after that, either it didn't happen, or I didn't pay any attention to it.

I really like to listen to electronic music with a really slow build up. But you HAVE to listen to music. There's nothing better than getting lost in the music and forgetting the world. For me listening to edm and shit like that is the BEST cause it seems to go on forever and then it will fade for a moment along with your mind,but the music will pull you back into reality. Take some ecstasy for an even better effect,not with weed tho

Oh ok that makes sense then. Im 6'0 220 pounds,so I guess im to damn big to notice that

This.

Congratulations, you are officially a loser.

listen to some good 70s psychedelic rock with headphones. like some zepplin.

it slows mine. I think you got some laced shit Cred Forumsro

I'm 6'0 250 lbs, took 30 minutes to hit me. And I tried for the first time a few days ago. Only had a bowl in a half. Was up there for like two hours

wear a condom!

Fuck true as fuck, listen to music. I like listening to electric swing

you should know that you're underage and you should be banned

When you smoke the first time you will see him but do not be afraid. He only wants to be your friend

Don't pic up the soap in the shower....
Loser

If you have an anxiety issue, weed will double the effect of it. Don't do it unless you have a clear conscience

Find a comfy place with few peeps.

hey op

have 1-2 hits and see how you feel. when you have no tolerance, you can get "too" high and have a less than enjoyable experience. you'll get a good feel for it and then can probably make the judgement call to smoke more after

Anyone like to watch scary shit when high? Not sure why but I get a real kick out of getting scared when stoned,most people i know get paranoid and have little anxiety attacks but its such a rush to get spooked

Watch some good comedy. You will laugh your ass off.

Have 911 on speeddial op

remember to inhale the weed. seriously, if u want to get high u can't mouth hit it, u gotta take it to the lungs. tht being said u might not get high ur first time unless u smoking a bong

Just don't be self conscious; don't feel obligated to instantly fit the stoner stereotype. Don't assume you're instantly going to start giggling and craving Cheetos, just go with it and see what suits you. If you're with friends, don't worry about proving anything, how much you cough after trying, how chatty it makes you etc.. Any way it makes you feel like acting is cool, make it your own and don't worry.

Propaganda like that usually pisses me off. But that pic made me lol.

Don't buy flower if it isn't legal in your state.

Invest in a good vaporizer and buy thc oil off of alpha bay.

It doesn't smell like pot and you can order nicotine oil just fine so getting caught would be almost impossible, unless you offer a cop a hit or something.

Newfag alert

Don't eat peach before smoking weed or you'll turn gay

Have something to drink close by, and some munchies for when you can't take it anymore. If you're with some friends, have some top 40 shit playing before you start toke'n. Use this opportunity to find out who your real friends are.

I smoked for the first time recently and my second time this weekend. Honestly didn't really notice anything except the 2nd I was laughing a bit more but really didn't feel any different.

During my early adventures with marajahwanna. I played that Hyclon + on song from Orbital, or whatever fuck it's called. Shit took me to another world.

Jack off. It feels better high on bud

dat ass!

enjoy getting ass raped in prison OP, your only 2 steps away from sucking dick in the park for meth

Keep some sugary drink nearby, make sure you don't have to go anywhere. Weed is great, you can't OD, you can only get really sleepy. If you're not used to smoke you might cough a bunch.

For sure, it makes for a fucking transcendent fap.

Don't become a faggot and smoke weed every single day all day and never not be not high. It makes life less enjoyable imo.

Nov just do it and good luck

Don't be a fag

Got any songs you'd recommend to listen to? Im never really sure what to play but I typically play deadmaus on Pandora cause im basic like that and see where it takes me,I have a buddy that knows all the right music to play but I guess he uses his music tastes as incentive to keep him around and he wont tell me what he plays.

Just remember to have food and chokolet

>Anything i should know?
Get a real addiction like opiates instead.

Years ago, M lezz used to be the best site for fapping while high. Not anymore though.

>never not be not high

Everyone's head just exploded dude.

Depends on the mood and who you're with. I spin some M83 and the like if I'm flying solo, or with some chill friends. But there has been times when everyone would just sit there and listen quietly- like some straight hippie shit just went down.

No thats a myth, as long as you inhale the smoke into your lungs you will get high as fuck your first time and as long as you go with the flow be chill you will be fine. You dont need a bong lmao i got fucked up my first time on a pipe, like my buddy told me just inhale deep enough that your shoulders rise up and you will be fine

play the song: "i'm the mountain" from the band stoned jesus.

This will be you shortly before you go on your murderous rampage.