>be Sonic the Hedgehog >be at my birthday party >all my friends are here (even Big the Cat!) >present-receiving time arrives >Tails is last to give a present >gives me a big chili dog >my favourite! >Tails says it's no ordinary chili dog and that there's a special ingredient in the chili >eat chili dog >it's the best chili dog I've ever eaten >a couple of minutes later by my belly starts to rumble loudly >Tails says my last surprise is ready >stomach starts rumbling and gurgling even louder >I need to take a dump badly >make my way to the toilet and sit down >gut rumbles incredibly loud >I can feel something big pressing against my backdoor >notgood.jpg >absolutely humongous turd bursts out of me >panic.png >it's so thick, I can feel my anus stretching beyond proportions I can't believe are possible >turd is so big it hits the bottom of the bowl and proceeds to lift me off the seat >despite how alarming the experience is for me, it's actually quite enjoyable >stop being alarmed about thee situation and just let nature do its thing >smoothly slide up turd as it continues to exit my rear end >feelsgoodman.jpg >finish pooping out mammoth turd >look down >it's lifted me at least two meters off the seat >I can't even be disgusted, this is just impressive >manage to climb down from giant turd >wash hands and go back to party >Tails asks how was my present >told him it was an amazing experience and that I couldn't ask for anything better >other friends get curious and ask what I'm talking about >tell them about the mega log I made >all of them are impressed and congratulate me
>everything is going great when suddenly >"HOLD ON! WHO CLOGGED THIS TOILET?" >dread.jpg >turn around >it's Knuckles >"Was that you Sonic?" >anxiously reply "Yes" >"That's pathetic! You needed a special chili dog to do that micro-turd? I can take a bigger dump without even trying!" >Knuckles begins to squat on the ground >partygoers all stop what their doing and turn to watch Knuckles >"Watch this Sonic!" he says with confident smugness >the tip of a huge load pokes out from between his red butt cheeks >my draw drops in shock as I watch an incredibly large log emerge from his cheeks >it must be at least a metre wide in diameter >without even breaking a sweat, Knuckles continues to push out the monster turd, until it drops on the ground with an audible thud >no exaggeration, it was over three metres long >everyone begins to applaud and go over over to Knuckles to congratulate him >anger.png >"See Sonic, now that's what you call a turd!" >Knuckles begins to walk away, with all the party-goers following him >absolutelyfurious.jpg >tfw when Knuckles was able to take such a big shit without even trying >tfw when Knuckles upstaged me at my own birthday party
Fuck you Knuckles, you colossal faggot!
Owen Jones
My fucking sides!
Matthew Bell
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Isaiah Bennett
Do not post such cancer in this quality thread.
Isaiah Hall
Yes mister the faggot
Joseph Taylor
t. Knuckles the Fagkidna
Jose Richardson
U must be burned at the stake
Wyatt Myers
Nigger
Alexander Reed
Fuck me, Hyperscat-chan is it you? that bread last night was fucking epic
John Rivera
[spoiler]Yes[/spoilersdon'tworkherelol]
Hunter Richardson
op this is funny as fuck
>manage to climb down from giant turd
i don't know why this bit made me crack up so much
Eli Parker
Just picturing such a scenario, perhaps?
Andrew Brooks
Can we please get a drawfag here to draw this scenario in some comic panels? This shit is fuckin gold. Keks were had
Jace Diaz
>implying either sonic or knuckles could out shit amy rose the fecal goddess with the cavernous mud monkey maker
Oliver Gonzalez
To be fair it was a little unkind of Knuckles to be doing the bigger turd on Sonic's birthday, he should have let him have that. I mean Tails made him a special chili dog and everything.
James Bailey
>implying Amy Rose's pathetic poops can even match Rouge's or Blaze's high-quality rump chocolate
Asher Ortiz
>all my friends are here (even Big the Cat!)
Big the Cat knew he could've out-shit both Sonic and Knuckles, but he didn't. It was Sonic's birthday, and it would've been inappropriate to show him up like that. But Knuckles went ahead and did it anyway.
What a dick.
Cameron Thomas
I know, right? Knuckles is such a selfish faggot, stealing Sonic's limelight with his enormous echidna éclair.
Chase Perry
rouge and blaze's mega poops are literal shit tier compared to amy roses decadent dookies
this is shitty bait
Carter Brooks
Amy couldn't clog a toilet to save her life. Rouge can easily birth big, brown, beautiful behemoths from her bodacious bat butt. And Blaze is a pure soul who just does wonderful loads to grace her dimension with gifts.
Amy's just a turd slut who craps for the attention.
Hudson Myers
>Knuckles gets carried shoulder-high from my house by all my friends >They're all cheering and whooping >Just me alone in my house on my birthday >We hadn't even cut the cake yet >Climb up over Knuckles's enormous steaming loaf >Slip a bit on a piece of corn but manage to make my way to my bedroom >Catch a glimpse of my sub-par mound sitting sadly in the toilet >Go to bed and cry for a while
Kayden Clark
Hey, you're not OP!... but thanks for contributing. Had a good kek there.
Asher Barnes
>After an hour or so decide to get a drink to rehydrate myself after crying >Go to the kitchen, huge echidna shit in the hallway seems even bigger now >Pour a drink and see Tails's recipe book on the counter >It's open on the special chili dog page >I'll show them >Start making a huge chili dog >5x the ingredients in the recipe >After an hour or so have an enormous chili dog sitting on the kitchen counter >Fumes from the rancid faeces in the hallway starting to sting my eyes and make me gag >Eat the whole chili dog anyway
Kayden Brown
you think this isn't capable of clogging a toilet? she couldn't just clog a toilet, she would clog the whole sewer system with her magical anal dragons
>implying rouge doesn't just make bat turds all day >implying blaze even shits at all
Gabriel Rogers
This is shit
Jayden Campbell
>2 minutes later and something is very wrong in my stomach >ivemadeahugemistake.jpg >feel like it's going to come out of both ends >rush to the bathroom but it's too late >i am lifted in the air violently by the enormous turd forcing itself out of my anus >crash head-first through the ceiling >turd is rocketing me skywards >face becomes distorted from the sheer G-force, tears rolling down my face >create a sonic boom as I break the sound barrier >can see knuckles and my friends in the far distance pointing up at me >the terror of what's occurring to me alleviates momentarily as i can just make out knuckle's jaw hitting the ground
Hunter Cox
>be at Faggot the Hedgehog's party >this shindig is a total bore >spend most of the time eating food >need to take a dumper >go to the bathroom >toilet is clogged by a pathetic turd >assume it must be Sonic's but I ask anyway >Sonic the Faghog confirms it's his >decide to show this loser what a real turd looks like >squat down and let my amazing red ass do it's work >stretch my awesome anus like a metre wide and produce some epic echidna shit >drop a gigantic dookie on the floor >all the guests ditch Loser the Hegehed and surround me, telling me how awesome I am >tell Faggy the Turdbog that's what a real turd looks like >chuckle like Knuckles and walk off, with my wonderful admirers following me >look back and see Chronic crying like a baby >topkek.jpg
Wow, what a baby. Can't compete with my crap so he goes crying on Cred Forums for pitty replies. Have fun cleaning up that turd of mine, plebhog.
Brody Torres
>implying rouge doesn't just make bat turds all day Nope, she saves them up so she can make single quality dump every few days, such as this one.
Blaze does take giant poops; she's just too shy and modest to admit it.
Isaiah Hughes
NO ONE CAN OUT-SHIT KNUCKLES
Logan Perez
show me this giant blaze poop you speak of
Carson Clark
I don't have any photos sorry. I saw her take a dump one time by walking in on her by accident, and she made me promise not to show anyone.
Show me Amy's great big turds.
Robert Hernandez
>thinking knuckles tiny turds can compete with amy roses mega mounds
I shiggy diggy do
Gavin Garcia
after passing through a cloud the force of the poop seems to be gradually calming somewhat >icarusflewtooclosetothesun.jpg >it's beautiful above the clouds, so sunny >start to panic as the poop runs out and i am 30,000ft in the air with no parachute and no oxygen >start to fall >fast >tattered anus flapping about violently in the wind as i come shooting back down to earth
Lucas Price
Not just shit: hypershit!
Parker Gomez
Dem Trips.
Evan Mitchell
I didn't capture the turd itself, my phone died. it was a sight to behold, a thing of true beauty. here what I managed to capture
Brody Powell
>farts Dis-gusting! This thread is about turds, which are wonderful and pure, not about filthy disgusting farts. Farts are like gaseous turds, so they are objectively worse.
No don't, or i'll get extremely triggered an post F40PH everywhere. Anyways, waddup scatman fanboys. imageshack.com/a/img923/614/6iCbwW.png >sonic porn >scat >taste no
Kayden Evans
>image contains errors
Also, hey man, how've you been? I tired to find you in the s/fur threads and you weren't there.
Cooper Anderson
HHNNNGGEET
Brandon Sanders
GET
Hunter Russell
Oh, well i live in France, so i'm not always there, sorry. Can you tell me where the errors are so i could fix them ? Also i'll add the pics later. I won't be there for long tho, but i'll come back later.
Grayson Kelly
No I mean it just gives me an error message.
Anthony Wright
>nobody has tried to make Sonic feel better Geez Cred Forums, I thought you guys were all for the feels?
Ryan Rodriguez
>82 posts >13 posters >autistic gaiaonline greentext This is next level newfaggotry
Brody Gray
>autistic gaiaonline greentext >doesn't know what a greentext story is Hello newfag
Michael Harris
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Kevin Cooper
Using the quote function to tell a story. Been here since '06 you samefagging cunt. Pic related is you OP, this is next level pathetic.
Samuel Gutierrez
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Samuel Wright
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Landon Morris
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Eli Gonzalez
Nope, it's a thread about Sonic's unfortunate Birthday Party. Please be considerate.
Hunter Thomas
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Julian Russell
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Daniel Torres
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Isaac Fisher
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Gavin White
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Bentley Parker
MODS!
Luke Thompson
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Carson Moore
you brightened my day anons
Austin Mitchell
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Evan Howard
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Ayden Parker
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Joshua Williams
You're welcome. Glad someone could enjoy it.
>anons I wrote all three of those
Adam Barnes
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Jason Cruz
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Nathan Edwards
Sage
Owen Baker
You also wrote 90% of the thread judging by the poster count you fucking samefag
Faggot, half the posts here are from the Spiderspammer and Getsfag.
Ayden Wood
It was a pleasure.
Caleb Cox
HHNNGET!
Brody Morgan
Those didn't even start until the thread was already at 60 posts total and only added 2 new posters. Stop samefagging your reddit tier story you fucking loser.
Gavin Bell
Hope, you're still here user. Here you go. I tried.
Thomas Bell
>being so butthurt that his threads never got this many post Keep pushing that narrative, faggot.
Aaron Wright
Whoops, forgot image.
Joshua Harris
Confirmed newfag.
Gabriel Roberts
A thread full of you talking to yourself really isn't that impressive.
Brandon Howard
>he thinks I've been talking to myself in this thread WEW LADDY
Gabriel White
Stop it, you're just embarrassing yourself.
Jacob Cook
Do I even need to say it?
Benjamin Jones
Don't tell Sonic to kill himself on his birthday, you cruel, cruel man.
