Just added her

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Send me nudes or I will seriously kill myself. I already have the noose ready.

WINRAR

If she replies fast now you better think fast fucker.

Your window of opportunity is open. Seize your chance. Be quick and be direct.
Godspeed faggot, godspeed

So out of curiosity, what do you do for fun and why?

>32
>WINRAR
Fucking retards get off my Cred Forums

winser

And thats a winrar

Fuck "conversations" these days are so goddamn boring. No wonder I never last long on dating sites.

Its a meme u dip xdd

Also here

Just wondering, what's your full address, Snapchat, kik, Instagram, phone number, mother's information, father's information and is your sister a virgin?

Rip layne

I forgot

are you into transgender ass bangs with lots of shit

Ask her how long her dick is.

Just so you know before you get to know me, I am also a registered sex offender.

Good on you OP.

Whatever bullshit she says, follow up with,

"Oh gotcha. I've been interested in getting into that, but I feel a bit overwhelmed by it. Got any suggestions on to transition into?"

Got to play the build up game first.

send her the smallest ugliest dick you can find on google

Send her this.
With a winky face.

rollerroids

Rolling stone

Succ?

>sucking trap dicks

"Nm u"
"Omg I wanna get into that too!"

Calling it right now.

What do you think about pepe being declared a hate symbol?

winrawrd xD

Listen i know this is gonna be wierd but can you please piss on me and then shit on my chest?
Its a fetish.

WINRAR
hmu
Also she replied

winser

rolling for this

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God damn... don't know why, but that killed my interest.

Fuck it, ask her if she wants to get coffee in the near future and talk about her favorite movies.

"Are me and you going to shag or am I wasting my time?"

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Lets get OP laid

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dis

I think we know eachother well enough to fuck now, don't you think?

winrar

eye won

WINWIN

winrar
OP deliver or queer

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if you could stop being a whip for a second you could come over and let me change your bum life

rollors

There go my chances of getting laid

Confession time: you seem like a cool chick, and I really like everything year you have going on. So I guess what I'm asking is, would you be willing to let my dog fuck you? I could pay you if you want. I also have a few tabs of x and, like, a six pack of beer to help you calm your nerves and get into the mood.

>inb4 she calls the police

dis one

OP was not a fag today

is she says yes ask nudes, if she says no dick pic (dosnt have to be yours, just need to scare her)

fuck

Saved by sex gods

say it OP

Roll it

OP did good

Rolling

saved

extra peperolli

If your chances are shot send this

Winrar

Spread ass

BINRAR

winrar
fucking do it op

winrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Do it op

Tell her that she reminds you of your mum and that's getting you hard as diamonds.

.

This is how you get laid!?
Just add and talk to random bitches on FB!?
Fuck

don't be a fag, OP

if i get arrested you're done for fags

faggetta?

OP is a lad, let is be known

i want you to venture with me to my place of employment and fart on all the food in the employee fridge

yes OP

I'm joking...... but not about the dog thing though, you on board?

kek

fucking roll

bump for this

Absolute legend

Sheeeit

"Ahahah I'm so hilarious !"

nice leet

Keksi max ROLL

to be completely honest this has all been one huge joke between me and some of my friends on the Cred Forums ( or random as some people call it ) board of the website Cred Forums. I hope we can make up, I hope i didn't ruin my chances OwO

I have some kiddy porn for us to watch together too btw.

Rolling

irrelevant send anyway

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fuck off fag

deliveryyy

This

oml the gods favor my ass hard todays

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roll

Rollio

Don't worry, I will be with you the whole time...I like to watch.

please this

Anyways, how long do you like your dicks?

yep. this

Send her a selfie

OP is fucked

This

I've fucked my dog so many times, I think he's tired of my old worn out asshole.

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Kek, I imagined OP is a Subway employee and asking the gril that.

Reroll

i dont know why i lied to you like that i just wanna fuck you riiiight in the pussy

rolling

this just isn't getting dubs but not for lack of trying

ahahaaha winrar

win

winrar

NO GOD NOT THAT

This but add i'll show you how i do it first you follow after k.

>this just isn't getting dubs but not for lack of trying

ill prove u wrong

Get

Hahahahaha

wtf lol winrar

Wasted trips

Checked, op include this

youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share

TRIPS REVERT

well done, user, well done

Trips checkd

Winrar!

didnt block her name this time. mind if i send some dick pics? im not that long but close to the width of a beer can

consider me proven wrong well done user

You're not on board with letting a dog fuck you? Well..... Do you like cats?

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OP here, I'm the 88. Fuck you Cred Forumsastards are fucked. DELIVERING IN A SECOND YOU NIGS

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I wish my dog had a bigger dick tbh, might consider upgrading to my sister's horse

Mikayla roby

But no joke, I love my dog.

>close to the width of a beer can
fucking kek user, what kind of malformed penis do you have

he already added that u fuck

i want to shove my dildo inside your eye then fuck your holes with a razor

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Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;) that's pretty fuckin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!

deliver OP

Ask her if she knows the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean.

Winraruuni

AAAAH GOD END ME

can u be my harambae

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Like Orange Memes III on Facebook

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1/10 chance for this lads

I've also been diagnosed with genital herpes, in case that turns you on ;)

this

lmao roll

R.I.P. what a great page

win

You look like a fucking SJW by the way.

Tell her that you're Lolicon

OP HERE, IM OUTTA HERE. ILL BE BACK WITH NEXT GIRL SOMETIME SOON, FUCK MY ASS AAAAAH

Win

looks like shes about done
might as well look for a new girl op

what happened

lmfaooo

Kek winrar

IM A FAGGOT TOO AAAAH

Winrar

"Would you like to smell my moms pussy?"

but you're fresh meat i'm sure he'd love to bury his bone in your backyard (playful innuendo for hardcore anal fucking)

slow claps

steps out of the shadows

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

Kek'd

Winrar

roLll

its just short and fat and looks like its been in a chemical fire. ill post it on here one day

How soon? Op pls im entertained by this

Screenshot plz

Do it.

no but foreals im done with this shit might aswell gotten reported to the popos by now

fucking retard...

Intentional or not, that was cringy af

Also, expect another thread like this in 4-5 hours again on Cred Forums. thx for ruining my laid chances Cred Forums love you

rofl

do it now i could do with a laugh

where's the reply op

or did she block you

Thanks for the keks buddy. If you want to increase the chances of getting laid, don't ask Cred Forums for help with your game.

Tell her that u are doing that from Cred Forums and posting ur convos online

Key roll

Complete last. I've stumbled upon a golden mine

So u are in the friend zone then?

cant u read, op said she stopped replying

No idea. Hopefully not.

It's dubs. Ask her that

I'm actually severely autistic and get really neverous when talking to girls. I'm sorry if my autism is too much for you. If you don't want to keep talking I understand, I'll just go back to watching Hentai

will thread be revive

This girl is either really desperate or has a friend beside her laughing with everything you say

Or its the OP

OP HERE, HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK SHE IS 15 OH NO

kek.

noot noots

Tell her she is too old for you

ded

Ask her if she's willing to sell you her dirty panties, the dirtier the better. Let her know it's for a cosplay outfit based on an original character from a Super Mario Bros fanfic you're writing. Re emphasize that you want them really, really poopy. Assure her you're not going to only masturbate with them.

You are a pepedophile

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Op here again. Aaaah, some fucking faggot nigger told her that i'm a suppose 4c troll. Fucking white knights man aaaa.

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but on the end say that she's the perfect age for this
with 'nice and stained' on the end of the message

rolling.

What's the harm OP, you haven't struck out yet

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reported to all local authorities. enjoy all that savage gang rape in prison you sick pederast fuck

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Pleeeeess

OP here, hey I'm still underage and I can freely date her in my country so thats kek. Also had to block her. Seriously hope the white knight faggot trips and cracks his neck

MODS!!

Why you have to block her?

get fucked

Alex the kid

Eh? Just a question m8 no need for salt

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>>ITT OP WAS NOT A FAG

Good job op

is that op

Hey I was just messing around with you, I'm kinda interested in you tbh. Wanna hang out sometime? Maybe my dog can come

That is op

Cringey fuck

How'd you find him, user?

The chick linked me up

I'm guessing he's the white knight and msged the girl who gave user Alex's real name, and user took it from there

Thread's dying anyways but thanks for the effort

I did this to an ex once, dubs decide, forgot to block her name
>bunch of Cred Forumstards all started trying to find
>made new thread to find me
>mfw I got a 3 day ban for 'replying to a raid thread'

Stop narrating my life you ass

I'm glad you're not a nigger

Correct

Thanks user

so, enough fucking around, darling.
Are you down for my tiny penis or what?
I can disappoint you in ways you cant even imagine.

I've got 5 inches of pure disappointment, and i can fuck for literally minutes.

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