Why are you here on the internet wasting your life instead of doing something productive with your time ?

Because it's fun.

I pity americans
Having to make the choice to be ruled by either a corporate moronic racist or a compulsive liar and manipulator ...
ISIS ftw

top keg

Really .. have you ?
Or were you just pretending while slacking off all week

Wow you're so deep I bet you just get it man you know how the world works you're above all the peons and sheep right?

hehe, really m8
what about you?

I've been sitting in my bed all damn day delaying all the shitton of work I have to do only to do it last moment and give up on my hopes and dreams
Hehe

here
no need to be rude?

I'm too smart

it's Cred Forums m8
Everyone is rude

Because I need something to do before I go to work

watch out user, when all hopes and dreams are gone, thats when you become a cancerous wizard shitposting everyday in trap threads

>adding "hehe" at the end of your statement like a complete homo in middle school talking to his internet bf

You should kill yourself honestly

multi-tasking... Cred Forums on the right, nympho skype chat on the left.

nit picking on literally 4 letters at the end of a sentence ....
Are you really doing something productive with your time ?

Well, I'm currently pooping before I replace the windshield on my car. I like to come here and look around while I evacuate the president

Explain productive. Give examples.

is when you become a nihilist and start doing all kinds of random shit everywhere cause you don't give a shit

shit...this is me

Because I'm alone and I don't know what else to do.
My girlfriend died 10 months ago, my best friend now has a baby and no time to hang or play. My other friends are scattered around the country or having parties with their own friends.

I have countless movies and series to watch, games to play, and I can't bring myself to have the motivation to do one single thing.

My guitar and my keyboard are accumulating dust, and I'm too lazy to go outside.

So I just come here hoping to find a good thread.

>you need to be productive when you're shitting around on Cred Forums

Lmao do people really think like this?

>while I evacuate the president

helping society or people in a way
Having a job that you care about and put your 110% in that actually helps society in a way

one or the other m8

Because there is nothing that actually matters, we're inconsequential in the grand scheme of things and the term 'productive' just means how well you fit in to societal norms. I can say I spend 100% of my time doing exactly what I feel like. To me, that is productivity.

That's known as laziness

That sums up my life pretty well ....
it is all shit

that was hard to read, sorry for you user

Are you a literal child?

no
But if 4 letters on one thing really REALLY bother you then fuck off

rude fag

fake-sympathetic crybaby fag

canadian fag

>Because there is nothing that actually matters, we're inconsequential in the grand scheme of things and the term 'productive' just means how well you fit in to societal norms. I can say I spend 100% of my time doing exactly what I feel like. To me, that is productivity.
I appreciate your life style since I want to adopt a similar one

not allowed to laugh anymore?

Wrong. Do something for somebody other than yourself (help an elderly person, coach a children's sport, etc.) and your perspective will change.

A "Know it all better than everyone in society "fag

>bro it's just a word chill out man god stop being so upset
>talking about a post where someone on Cred Forums insults a use of a word
>taking Cred Forums THIS seriously

m8 stop taking everything so personally kek

because as of yesterday, the girl which i had something going on and who went back to her ex bf at the start of this year, told me i should let her go eventhough i clearly know that she still has feelings for me and sees me as a potential partner

best buddy is moving with some girl with whom hes together for 3 months 200 miles away
rest of my friends are kinda hit and miss

so i resort to being here

Yeah, I know, I was a lazy piece of shit before, and I'm a big lazy piece of shit now

You're the fag, user

I actually volunteer a lot at a local old people's home and a nearby wildlife trust. It's why I have the mentality I currently have, and it's why I don't work any more.

>Be bored
>Play scrabble with some old lady instead of browsing or whatever

It's pretty simple.

everyone's a fag on Cred Forums

a similar backstory to a certain someone here

Because we are currently down at work, and I don't have the wife looking over my shoulder.. It gets tough explaining some of this shit, you know??

Because nothing in life matters and I am sitting in my bed with a bad cold writing on an 8 year old pc while listening to rick astley's never gonna give you up

This is the gayest thing I have ever read. It's like this guy watched The Big Lebowski and adoped the dudes mentality. I can just smell the immaturity from here.

then you know that it sorta sucks and on the other hand doesnt

>Is a fag
>Calls something gay
GG

You sound jealous. You also no nothing about that guy other than that post. Calm down friendo.

...and what about doing that is "productive"?

Great replies my dudes, you guys really got me.

never gonna let you down...

Because I live in Syria and any moment I might be fucking blown to smithereens so I'll make the most out of what time I have left on this planet

Ever heard of the term shitpost? It means something that adds nothing to a thread and essentially acts as meaningless filler. You don't have to comment if you have nothing to say.

ISIS pls go

noice post timestamp

Never gonna run around and .....

Stupid fat american plz go

saturday , had chippy tea and getting spasticated on cocktails and JD

not wasting my life making fuckin stupid threads , just pissing it away happily replying calling you a tard

>friendo

Sent from my Android phone

>I could die at any moment so I'm going to make the most out of my life
>No I'm not gonna learn a new skill or get out and make friends and fuck a bunch of people, get a great job to buy stupid shit I'm gonna do it by sitting in my room all day and being on the internet

I have my laptop watch ahead an hour because I was too lazy to fix it on summer and now it's too late since like in 2 days it is going to reverse

hey guys I found a video it's really funny and it's definitely not a rick roll I swear

youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8

>um you aren't allowed to post what I don't think fits this board please don't shitpost

Eh
I have friends .. I am more skilled than most people around me and I have a gf but we are not that close ....
It just feels like shit when you know it all might be over soon

There you go again.

KYS PLESE KYS DIE DIE DIE DIE EAR RAPE DIE BITCH CUNT ASS FUCK HOLY GLORY HOLE CUNT FUCK BITCH HELL

Are you some kind of Gold Digger?

is this some kind of analogy ?

>spot the samefagging, the thread

...

...

OP, I need a break today, so I came to Cred Forums.

Long story short, I may have spread ransomware through my company two days ago.

Oh, also, I'm the IT guy.

Because it's Cred Forums's birthday and I'm not missing it.

...

if youre company has any kind of firewall or client anti virus program

i'm here, because she doesn't want me to find her on every other board

Because I just woke up and I'm on the shitter.

I am not even going to ask

Do people actually fall for ransomware still? Are people dumb enough to not back shit up?

Nah, the problem is it's my fault. It came through as an invoice to a group mailbox, I took myself off of the network to investigate the file but left myself on wireless and it got on to a bunch of servers. That is literally the only time I haven't had airplane mode on when connected to LAN. It was a really retarded thing to do.

Sorry, see

I must question why you ask.
However I will answer your question regardless.

> Major Depressive Disorder
> Serious Anxiety with Agoraphobia
> Disorganized Schizophrenia
> Terrible Attention Deficit Disorder.

The above mental health complaints prevent my from really doing much.

Whilst I find I am not a complete retard as you would expect most Cred Forumstards here to be due to the aforementioned conditions it certainly causes me to "waste away" days in my life.

Perhaps with the above paragraph alone there could be case to be made for an illusion of grandeur but in reality, having been a Students Union President of 14000+ in a College & such and such I can safely say I'm not a complete retard.

So erm OP. It'd be great to know why you're here.

Ignore this, I'm retarded and suck dick. I though you meant you deliberately spread it.

>when all hopes and dreams are gone, thats when you become a cancerous wizard shitposting everyday in trap threads

This should be a banner

she knows and browses certain boards and i'm just keeping myself off of them because, somehow, we can spot each others posts in an instant
and she doesn't want me to talk to her, even if it's through posting

At work, on the shitter.

Hi user, I changed my mind and came on Cred Forums. Didn't expect to see you in the first thread I went on. Want to meet up in an hour?

Just got back from the gym. Trying to lose weight and better myself. Probably going to wash my car today and hang out with my friends, so yeah. My day is looking decently productive so far

well
I am the Syrian rickrolling guy in the bed on this thread
>OP

This is now a mental ill-health thread.

Rofl, no I'm not that big of an asshole. It was completely on accident. We used Veeam to restore 99%+ of the information, so all it came to was downtime for about 8 hours.

I just walked my new property innawoods. Got up at 6:30am and went to work for a couple hours. Got home and showered. Walked the property. Played with my son. Set up an electric drum set and played with it for a bit(trying to learn). Son and wife are napping so I'm about to take her car and pick up an oil change for my truck and change the oil. I just sat down for a smoke and here we are.

I'm feeding my baby. Not much else to do besides shitpost in a Mongolian basket weaving board

>Whilst I find I am not a complete retard as you would expect most Cred Forumstards here to be due to the aforementioned conditions

You are the epitome of a Cred Forumstard, calling yourself "not a Cred Forumstard but the same as other Cred Forumstards".

Retard.

>Played with my son

I have no desire to be productive, I find it to be a waste of time. I have only one life to live and I rather spend it the way I want to while I watch the rest of humanity work towards absolutely nothing besides advancing technology that ironically will kill productivity as a work force to begin with.

There is nothing I can do that a million of other people can't do. I have no talents, I have nothing that makes me unique to the point of any sort of discovery would be mundane in the comparison to others.

tl;dr Because it's pointless

Sounds like a pretty comfy life you lead user

jokes on you, we live too far away to meet up user

My compiler is running and I'm done trying to catch it. It will get tired and stop on it's own.

And?

how old are you user? how did you meet your wife? is there hope for a 25 yo who is near giving up on dating, no kissless virgin, but been disappointed by all the girls in the end ive dated

No I moved next door to you user. Don't you remember? Can't you tell it's me from this post?

user, please don't play with my heart here... really liked this girl but her beeing to stubborn to accept and pursue the feelings she has for me and instead resorts to being in denial of the flaws of her ex, she's trying to convince herself he's the right choice for her.
is making me sad

It's ok. Pretty stressed out right now because we want to sell our house and move onto the new property but there isn't a domicile on the new property yet. Most likely we will drag a trailer onto it and build as soon as possible. Like I'm gonna build it myself. Never done that before. I mean I have about 12 years in construction but from the ground up paying my buddies in beer and doing most of it alone? Yeah. The next couple years are a bit intimidating. Plus my sons almost two and she wants another one soon. Shits already real but it's about to get more real real fast.

Ahh man I'm sorry, I was just goofing about. Didn't realize it was a point of contention. Hope there's not hard feelings bud, things will get better soon.

Cause I like the risk-free social interaction that I can get without leaving the comfort of my home.
Also porn.

Finally this post seems to be dying down ....
What a shame ... it was a nice ride .....

Because I'm addicted to it and I can't let it go.

I'm 31. There's always hope friend. Just act natural and put yourself out there. We met when I was 23 and I was broke as a joke. Now I'm where I'm at. It's not glamorous. I could've done better in life. But I wouldn't trade it.

i know man i know and i had to smile a bit reading your posts
thanks user. what are you up to?

Boy was I wrong

maybe, moving out of my familiys home will do something for me

Actually gf is studying and so I'm browsing Cred Forums while I wait.
Wont be much longer till I'm inside her ;)

That always helps.

I get what you're saying, I feel the same about a lot of things being pointless.

But at the expense of sounding like a hippy, I think the only point of life is to have fun and be happy, whatever that might mean to each human personally (vidya, sports, science, jacking off, etc..) so long as it isn't something like bombing or raping people

Because it's Cred Forums's birthday, and the realization that I've wasted 3-4 months shy of 13 years on this place made me want to kill myself. But instead, I decided to share some green texts.

b1t.7y/2dj3tGq

bit ly = b1t 7y

I work. I'm at uni. Browsing Cred Forums and watching/playing video game stuff is my downtime.

gee you think?

Because I have no idea what productive things to do so I will sit here until I can come up with something productive to do

Pooping

Because I wanna kms and I'm waiting for my friend to get me some Jack Daniels

>caring about other anons on Cred Forums
You're a weird one, are you?

I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia so enjoying things the average person enjoys is a bit differently to me. It's hard for me to even leave my apartment let alone try and do anything "fun".

Why don't you just get your own Jack Daniels?

Cba

currently on job search, have to wait for answer.
in meantime overwatch all day erry day. fun times

because i got fired from my full-time job. searching for a new one. i barely survive, no money for outdoor activities just food and internet.

Look for more jobs.
If you cast a thousand lines, something is gonna bite.

My mom is dead and I don't want to leave my home.

doing so. just started. every week there are new job offers, so I have to wait sometimes.

Sorry for your loss.
Take some time to recuperate and then move on.

The internet replaced the TV for many people. For me is more than that. It is also part of my job. I sell on ebay, etsy, and amazon. I also make youtube videos on a weekly basis. So, I can't escape the internet. Both my income and entertainment come from the internet. I depend on this bitch.

I do ride my bike 3-4 times a week, but my rides last about 2 hours. The rest is all Internet. Fuck! I really need to do other things, but what?

I am.
I'm just taking a break from designing a cathedral and writing a symphony.

Because just like you I came here for some kind of human interaction and never left.
We are part of a generation that would rather stay at home and mindlessly scroll instead of enjoying hobbies. The future is bright.

TF2 FTW YOU FAG

how much you making from youtube broh

Brutal. I've only left my house 3 or 4 times this year because I've got a phobia of socializing with people. Until recently I've been unable to even chat to people like this online, I would just nope the fuck out of every situation.
I can at least have fun with vidya and anime though so meh.

Sounds like having paranoid schizophrenia is a lot worse then a bit of social anxiety, so I guess it could be worse

get a load of this guy

I don't have friends, or a job, or a gf (ex left me due to my condition) and I dont even get to see my own daughter.

So yeah, you could say it's a bit worse than anxiety.

Nothing to brag about, but I can easily cover a few bills with my youtube money. This includes two cellphones, cable/internet, and gas. And since I work from home, I don't drive much, so we are only talking about one tank of gas a month here.

I'm nowhere near what the big youtubers make. I'm small peanuts.

I can relate on having no friends, job, or gf. Sucks about your daughter though mate, that must be tough

this right here. This is also my life. I do see family and friends, but only once or twice a month max.. The rest is work from home, TV, video games, cooking, and Cred Forums. It's a pretty a lonely existence to be honest. Oh, and I'm married. But the wife is a workaholic. So, yup, pretty much alone all the time.

>implying i can just go do something 'productive'

After you, I promise I will once you do

because if i don't masturbate i cant focus.

...

ayy, mine nigger.
spinal rheumatoid here.
whats up bra?

I feel you user.

what kinda content?

to distract myself of the real world

i m ugly
no girl
i understand evolution and knows that ugly+ugly=ugly thats what my forefather were doin
however beauty demands beauty or money to compensate
lookin for job to make more money

I'm in the middle of building shelves in my upstairs hallway, and your tears are break-time for me.

Help others.
Don't finish yourself off.
You have too much to live for.

I need to get away from gf, family, school and work sometimes otherwise I'd go insane.

cause its raining fucking niggers