Careful who the fuck you fuck with. Some asshole lady just bumped me her cart at Sam's Club and kept walking...

Careful who the fuck you fuck with. Some asshole lady just bumped me her cart at Sam's Club and kept walking. She's lucky I would not want the hassle of explaing to the cops that slicing her face in half was a self defense reaction. Stupid cow wanted to bump me and get away with it. Next time I see her there I'll say, "You've been here before. Sure you have. Sure. I never forget a face." She will probably be scared and run away. Good. Fucking with me is fucking with the person you shouldn't fucking be fucking with. Fucking dipshit whore. Next time you are at the store, you'd better just watch your step. There are bad people out there... and I'm one of em. Now run along now.

so fucking edgy

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It's not edgy if it's true. I mean what I say. I'm not fucking around with you scumbags anymore.

Is your underwear wrapped around your face?

>she will probably be scared and runaway.
Says the guy that avoids confrontation.

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That doesn't matter. You just need to read and understand what I say.

this is the most pathetic thing i have seen on b in a log time. you are a walking, talking, edgelord stereotype.

What a faggot

Right, ladies are scary. They'd whoop the shit out of me if I didn't have a weapon myself. We're up against some tough enemies, that's why my fort says no gurlz allowed

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Your the scumbag with your underwear wrapped around your head trying to look like ISIS edgelord. Get a life.

yes cause the people talking like this, is def the ones that are acting!

Holy shit you're pathetic.
Pro tip: Nobody gives a shit

Your lookin like Scarce with that flannel

My ESPADA XL will handle any confrontation I choose to make.

>my fort says no gurlz allowed

is this new copypasta? never saw this one before...

Nice blog post OP

Too bad nobody gives a shit

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>no timestamp
>no sharpie in pooper
Kill yourself.

ITT : Newfag can't spot bait/irony.

You stole my bedsheet you fucking faggot.

I'll kill you.

just not the one in your post, but NEXT TIME man, next time. the fuck is this, Westside Story? May you get shot in the face by an old lady with a ccp

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I ain't afraid of you OP. I keep a Phillips head screwdriver up my ass for punks like you. I'll stab you in the neck with my jolly rancher shank i made by melting the candies and mixing them with polyester fibers. My asshole is chock full of improvised weapons.

not so sure, see

Just gonna start posting cat pics

nice pussy

Kek

edgy

Thank you

So fucking gay

Is that a tea towel on your head? faggot Xd

>no bait can be elaborate.
And that's how you get baited user.

Is this a cringe thread?

*teleports behind you*

*unsheates katana*

Nothin personnel kid

How about I kill... YOU!

oh shit son

yes
weak, if you were a real killer you'd do 5 sharpies

You need to get a fucking grip, son.

top kek thread

what ever OP if touch my girl i kill you
pic related

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Dude this guy isnt playing

Lets bail pls

Daddy plz no...

Novel form of edgy bait, OP, so 3/10 for novelty value

Chaotic evil, don't cur

Fuck off sand nigger. No one likes you

Holy fuck, that's hilarious.

Alright Cred Forumsro, come find me. Twin Falls/Filer, Idaho, USA.

>bringing an espada to a gun fight

We armed to the teeth here and fucking crazier than Texas.

Dear Cred Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Cred Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

OP here. Kinda sad nobody got my Stephen King reference ;'^(

a gun in a closecombat..
you watched to many movies
u have to see the shadow coming to kill him

“How can one love the light and live in darkness?”
― Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

Coldsteel is a shit knife brand and you should feel bad about making your mom buy that for you

Sit down Francis

Twin falls? 208/b/ro! im from idaho falls lived in pokey for a bit to. Some shit tard here giving you trouble?

2edgy4me

Fuck you. I bet you don't have any weapons in your ass. I can't even sit in a chair anymore. I have to lay on a chaise lounge to avoid a perforated colon. I went thru a medieval phase where I kept a morningstar in my ass. I called it the Dark Age.

not op, but it seemed to bait quite a bit of people

This is more funny now that the hats are on.

>implying I wouldn't just shoot randomly
You don't understand how free Idaho is kek.

Our police officiers tell us if someone busts in your home to shoot him forst then shoot the wall. They will rule it self defence, no questions asked.

op is north korean

wait, is this "best copypasta you've seen" thread? why's everyone an edgelord now?

You know just as well as I do that ain't no one can fuck with an Idahoan. It's more just hilarious to try and rustle OP's jimmies. IF and Pokey, huh? Yeeesh, 3mormon5me. I'm glad Twin only got one subdivision exculsively for the momos.

>implying my ass isn't already a weapon

Thought Anonymous did not have a leader, guess you guys no longer a group of like minded individuals. Just another flock sheep following there leader.

Fuck you. Your ass can't even hold the necessary capacity for going to war at any moment. You should be ashamed. At any given moment, my anus looks like a sausage stuffed with scrap metal.

OP is a faggot, timestamp and deliver

When did you realize that you became a mediocre child again? The only thing that's microscopically frightening about you is probably your quarter-sized fucking foreskin that couldn't handle a bump of a shopping cart you fucking weinerfaggot

>stuffing weapons in your anus
>not making cuts in your body to store razorblades
peasant.

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Hold it right there, scoundrel!

Nobody hurts a lady on my watch.
First you have to deal with me, understood kiddo?
You see this?
This is a special forged katana from the great nation if Nippon (Japan for you gaijins).
I know how to use it- and certainly will use it against any villain who tries to hurt a woman,
especially when it's a fine lady.

So back off while you can, or you will feel my wrath.

That's a odachi, not a katana, you uncultured pleb.

Yeah morman population is annoying......but lests face it there nice and dont cause as much trouble as some mminorities would

Damn you and your logic. Lately, they don't seem to be proselytising as much as they used to.

>TFW OP is as serious as Ted Cruz about his sex scandals

Hey fag its 2016 that means women have equal rights... i'll hit a bitch like i'll hit a man and your a sexist if you try to stop me from beating a womans ass

Equal rights, equal lefts.

Who posted an excerpt from my diary when I was 9

this guy

I'm that guy

Mother fuckers like this.

I had a nice decorative sword when I was 14 (31 now)

I liked my sword.
I liked looking at it.
I liked the comments it got.
I didn't take any fucking faggy pictures.
I didn't want to be a fake samurai.
I enjoyed owning a weapon for vanities sake.

Now I can't even look at buying one again. I have mine away and don't even like carrying my buck knife.
Fuck all you silly bitches

>Vanity's sake
Loadin up fam

yes you are

>caring bout what others think
i get you fam, theyre the same people that turned trenchcoats and fedoras into "how to be a rapist" starter packs, but stop being so self conscious bro, i have a longcoat passed down by my grandfather from his service days, and although in the beginning i also felt put off, after a while i just gave a middle finger and wore it. it really depends on how you carry yourself wearing it.

Gee you're a fucking faggot.

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