Dubs decides what i say to this inconsiderate faggot who moved out my dorm

Dubs decides what i say to this inconsiderate faggot who moved out my dorm

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>send him this picture
>say these words

"You know what? Im glad you moved out. Just means more space for me and Hilloli. Thats right I bet you dont even know but i have this thing called a "tulpa" and boy does she does get me going. See this pic? Its her. Hilloli Clitton.... You probably know her as the young miss Clinton but you see I have ascended past the bounds of physical reality..... Heh.... Stay cucked faggot. She and I will be using your room as a cum dump for when we make our astral plane love..."

>send him the picture I post below next

"Thats right. I posted all these. Tons more too. Heh....... Now thats love, aint it faggot?
Heh.... Tsk tsk.... I'll be on my merry way now."

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winzip

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

holy shit hiloli winrar

>yfw you realize God exists

The stars have truly aligned. Now, OP!

Send pic related and ask if likes your new watch.

Do it faggot!

Come suck my cock big boy ;) I wanted to try to ask you out but then you moved :(

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rerollinf this

Include me in the screencap

QUEBEC WILL NEVER GET INDEPENDENCE

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"Not my fault you're a disgusting nigger"

I'm a pansy bitch ass faggot and I want you to cum in my poop chute

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COME ON OP DO IT FOR HILLOLI

Rreolling

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I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME OR MY EXTENSIVE CIA TRAINING. YOU WILL DIE AT MY HANDS AND I CAN'T EVEN GET ARRESTED. SEE YOU SOON, KID.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

DO IT OP

Fucking deliver op hiloli

Hi

Reroll

Hilloli or riot

I'm actually a virgin xD

Why haven't we fucked yet?

Great, just let me have a social life on campus aaaaaaaaand its gone.

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REROLL rEEE

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

I WANT TO SLIP YOUR BOXERS DOWN AND SUCKLE YOU COCK LIKE A PIGLET SUCKLES ITS MOTHERS TITS AND THEN IM GOING TO BEND YOU OVER GAPE YOUR ASS AND RAIL YOU HARDER THAN THAT TRAIN DID TO THOSE PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY BECAUAE YOURE A PATHETIC FUCKING FAGGOT

youtube.com/watch?v=MB_H7xmeo5E

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Rerollinf

rr

kek roll

Rolling

reeeeeeroll

jesus fuck. Didn't think op would deliver on that one

roll :)))

Fucking roll

Good job, sir.

rr !

Rolling!!

REROLL COME ON

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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rolling :)

Rollllllll

Fuck your God, nigger.

Holy shit

Nah but seriously, I'm glad you moved out you cunt

Fuck doing what dubs say, just go on and keep doing the Hilloli shit. That'll make for a much better screencap.

im a registered sex offender. Prolly didn't help I molested my 8 year old nephew last week. Whoops. Did I say that out loud? You're next nigger

THEY DINT CALL ME BRENT THE BENT DICK FOR NOTHING NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

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I'm posting our convo on Cred Forums hur dur

Now ask him for nudes!

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Nah, seriously. Come over? Let's fuck.

MY SIDES OMG

rerolling

WINRAR

Don't reply further. Don't say shit to him, the damage is done! Silence is culpability, DO IT FAGGOT

I have autism crisis and I used to shove your toothbrush in my ass

WINNER WINNER NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

Winrar

win

I'm going to make your anus look like the end of a blow horn

Roll for : "Please fuck me hard daddy"

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re-rolling for this

I want you inside me daddy

you get bread crumbs everywhere?
disgusting
i wouldnt live with you either you filthy fucking cunt

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
TENDIE TENDIE ARE YOU READY
5 GBP FOR A TENDIE 5 GBP FOR A TENDIE

WIN0RAR

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>reading comprehension

My mom gave me good boy points I'll spend them on a nice dildo ^_^

Gud thread

This is gud thread

I kicked an old lady down the stairs to go back in time but it didn't work

I'm happy I'm not the only one whos still aware of which dubs win.

I want you to spread the word about how much I love you

This one was way before that dumb shit

[name] i have to tell you something. i really liked the time we spent together and i would like to become more for you then just an friend. can we maybe meetup and speak about it? i would really appreciate it since you are an really cute boy.

I raped my cat

oops sorry.
let the fagget go, hes fucking disgusting

reroll

WINRAR THE WINRAR

If dubs : "pls come over I've always wanted to suck your dick"

Yup, now the sixteen year old kids' shitstorm started.

Cred Forums used to be good

Big prnis dad

Now, op. Smoke a shit ton of weed, then say you were high as an excuse.

It's almost kinda like the first thing of taking isn't so much as before it might have supposed to do.

big cummies for my tummies

>newfag pretending to be an oldfag

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Gaaaaaay

Like that would excuse anything.
OP fucked his life.

Mexico is for faggots

It's almost kinda like the first thing of taking isn't so much as before it might have supposed to doing.

Big cummies for daddy

Cred Forums was never good you fucking newfag

Am I the only one who thinks the person OP is talking to might have a point

No. Dont. Ignore this faggot.

I like cum

winrar

It's almost kinda like the first thing of taking isn't so much as before it might have supposed to do only.

I'm jerking off while I lay in your old bed that still kinda smells like you ;)

Youre probably not, and theyre also degenerates like you.

op here. Fuck you guys. I'm not saying any of this dumb shit. Horrible idea. Later

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Thanks for the thread whilst it lasted OP.
I salute you!

Oh come on. You already said the worst thing. Nothing will top that.

Lmfao this.

Had to take some liberties.

What animals is pepperoni? I made this towelhead bitch a hot pocket and I need to know if I should lie about what filling flavor it has.

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rolling

You absolute mad man

what phone u have op?

HAH YES OP

Now come over so you can pound my sweet asshole like a meat tenderizer

i hate niggers heil hitler gas the kikes niggers need to die

Winrar lol

o shit i got it

kek'd hard. now he probably thinks you're on drugs

nice one OP I officially declare you not a faggot.

Reroll after the winrar

Hey nigga bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.

kek winrar op do it
>captcha: 1488

Hey mulatto, bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.

Suck my poo

ay bby u want sum fuk?

Hey bro bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.

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Winrar.

Check 'em !

For OP : Link a random ass from trapthread "look what I'm wearing for you daddy please come over I need to feel squishy and get cummies"

Winrar #2

If dubs or higher, link the thread to him so we can make fun of his crummy ass

Hey fampai bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.

This
>crumby

nigger

Roll for saving op's ass

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

do the trips op, fuck the dubs. its anyway not funny if he doesnt reply. go for trips decide next

Hey dad bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.

Rolling for this user idea

>
op fucking do it you pussy

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Hey bo bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.

I just shit my pants. xD

i will drink your assjuice next semester

Winrar #3

i am the zodiac killer

when I find you I'm going to make you my personal sextoy.

winrar with a shitty idea
>newfags

Winrar #4

Where you at op? Losing daylight here

Ahhh so this is what you've been doing, Brent. Don't worry, I'll still tell everyone you're a degenerate, they won't believe you when you say I saw the thread too.

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ROLL

How long I need to boil this oatmeal for? It's on fire a little bit.

Top fucking kek

Stay gold op

kek what a fucking normie

kek

Lets go to the football field and suck each other off on the 50 yard line. That'll show 'em

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On this day OP delivered
>Certified not faggot

Stay gold should be a new meme

I'm starting to think I should have put water in before I started to boil it.

STAY GOLD

"Sorry about that bro. What I'm really young to tell you--in all seriousness--is that I cannot stop masturbating to underage pornograohy. I need help. Really. Please call the cops and get me the help I need. Please"

OP we love you x

Wtf is a Baylor Lariat?

you fucking ruined it

baylorlariat.com/

now we wait to see if OP actually ends up in the baylor lariat.
baylorlariat.com/

Good. Those last few gets sucked and they would've ruined the whole thing.

Sounds like a yid name.
(((Baylor Lariat)))
See?

school paper or media outlet i presume

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Yo yo you yo do the water goes in before or after you boil the noodles?

WINRAR. leave him with this parting thought...

It's already a meme faggot. It comes from the book "The Outsiders" and is referenced again in modern culture through the movie Step Brothers right after the scene in the bathroom where they fuck infront of the urinals.
Read a book faggot

after how else are noodles gonna be cooked ?
In cold water ?
>kek.jpg

Its not a meme tho

Well orchestrated OP.

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Other guy is named "Trevin". Should we doxx one of them?

%endparty

>reference in modern culture
>meme

>newfag.mp3

Guessing Baylor Lariat is your uni's newspaper or sometihing ?

Im in for some doxing

I just don't know how to act now that I quit huffing paint thinner. It feels like pussy tastes.

I'm in too, haven't see a newfag about to kys since that kid who doxed himself through his sisters after she left his room and he posted about what to do with her panties

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I'll do my best

Include me in the screen cap

Please tell me someone is saving this shit.

Shit that was fucking awesome

ITS 2016 EVERYTHING IS A MEME

im on it, captain bizmo

ITS CURRENT YEAR!

Make sure I'm part of it!

You people are dumb. OP is texting themselves from their phone to a free texting app.

archive.fo/x0wau

meme
mēm
noun
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
>educate yourselves

possibly, but if he ends up here:
baylorlariat.com/
we'll know for sure.

Checked

>fortheluls.jpg
>faggot

Call him an inconsiderate fag, and mock his shit attempt at gaslighting.

Oh shit someone is actually autistic enough to take memes history.

Screencapping for later uses.

Include me

Yeah but thats not what you mean by meme on the internet you retard. It means an internet meme. Retard.

Nah. But can you guys ask Kek that I dont end up in my uni's newsaper? Thanks

You do realize memes are not exclusive to modern culture?
Memes are as old as history itself.

>being this gay

Doesn't take much to end up there. Make a death threat to him OP so you atleast can get sime jailtime

Date: Between 9 p.m. on Aug. 18 and 8 a.m. on Aug. 19.
Location: McLane Stadium
Summary: Baylor officers were dispatched to the above location in reference to a burglary from the concession area at the above location. The complainant advised a case of Lays chips and several bottles of water were missing from inventory. All information was recorded and this case remains open pending further investigation.
Offense: Burglary of a building
Case Disposition: Case changed from Active to Suspended on 09-22-16, until further leads can be developed. (CASE UPDATE)

>talked like a true normie
>kek.flv

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>talked
>normie

This thread has become terminal
>cancer

>newfags can't handle baits
>on another news water is wet

just ruined someones life.

>fire is hot
>the sky is blue
>your mother is a whore
>mootsuxcox
>user is a faggot

this is gonna be good

Daily reminder it was Cred Forums's cunnyposter making those posts. Cred Forums btfo by best board

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