Celeb Thread - Saturday afternoon edition

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I'm afraid to tell you that Umi is correct in saying your waifu is trash

M-My beautiful m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the world... All m-men h-hail h-her a-as w-worthy a-a king... So it's n-not surprising she along w-with h-her fans l-look upon m-me a-as a little w-worm crawling al-along the s-sidewalk that needs t-to be squished underfoot immediately... I-I c-committed the unpardonable s-sin of st-stealing her heart... Th-The tricks I played t-to achieve this goal would make e-e-even Blackbeard blush l-l-like a little school girl... Their envy a-and h-hate o-of m-me i-is now sealed f-forever i-in the l-last c-curse u-uttered b-before they p-pass as the blackest v-villain they've ever h-had the d-displeasure o-of p-possessing... She s-says I-I'm w-worthy a m-meat gr-grinder b-because s-so accosted she h-had n-neither t-time n-nor chance t-to r-resist m-my libations and o-outrageous fl-flatteries... I-It was o-over before sh-she knew wh-what h-happened and now sh-she w-wants t-to spit in m-my face everyday...

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Is that from sleep away camp. Poor dude was raised as a girl

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>Poor dude was raised as a girl
that only makes it hotter

Emily Kinney, best known as Beth Greene on The Walking Dead. This gif is from her scenes on Masters of Sex

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Moar?

k

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Hnnnng

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>she will never put her feet on your piano (cock)

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top kek

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Moar!!

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Damn...

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hnnnggg

I agree

Gross animals.

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I literally beat off in 20 seconds watching this.

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Yep...i just came

is kim k not the biggest butterface in the world or what?

wait, but there is more

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From ugly lipless turd to nasty nigger.

just fap again then lol

got nudes of this British celeb if anyone wants them

shaved monkey

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literal fag

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we've already seen them. years ago and just happed to be recorded on a beach by a perv, even before she was on Blue Peter.

Bro, look at the wrinkles under her eyes in every single photo. She is aging like shit, just like Chloe. You guys obsess over the youthful beauty of women who barely look that way in the morning without their masks.

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anyone ever tell you that you're a bit weird? because you're a bit weird

who is this? does she have nudes?

Who the fuck is this??

Actually hot as fuck.

Dear God...

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seeing them again shall never hurt though does it?
i prefer caroline flack but helen's always great

G Hannelius
No and if she did you would bea rrested for having them.
She turns 18 in 2 months

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an angel

Fuck forgot image

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Anna Popplewell

I see that...

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Holy shit more Selena!

Thanx user!

anna also played in halo, here is one of the screenshots

The epitome of the saying "British Hot".

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Babe, you might me on to something here, but trust me, we would still hit it in the morning.

was this the one that came out before Halo 4? I remember seeing it on IGN or some shit

nah

this right here is the epitome of ''British Hot''

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Hnnng

halo forward on two dawn
youtube.com/watch?v=O07rJuNYDSE
0.13secs

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>british hot
>posts an albanian

evanna lynch

such a sexy slut

Yeah this was the one. Fuck me that came out 4 years ago when I was an edgy 14 year old calling people faggots on halo and now I'm an edgy 18 year old waifu posting calling people faggots on Cred Forums...

oh yes - wish she'd get those puppies out

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her mouth can fit a ______

New fave

Why do their families so attracted to niggers?

Her body is perfect!

When i saw this pic, i thought the glass was something other than milk lol

Couldnt agree more

Just a wild guess, but this might have something to do with it.

heres almost a nipple

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I recognize that bulge.

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>Glass full of cum
>Visible outline of massive cock

Perfection

yum

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Mmm that ass and those feet...

Oh Emilia!

Oh fuck!!

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Fucker

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dakota fanning

Wanna titfuck that slut

You can stop posting nasty ass Kardashians any time now...

fuck yeah, more nake-o Jlaw

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>that paparazzi smiling behind her

summer glau

No Alexandria Daddario yet?

let's change that

when you really want people to vote hillary

shes getting kind of porky nowadays, my boner does not care

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You keep saying her. You are gonna give him serious issues

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the whole pic with vag would be nice, does it even exist?

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She have any nudes?

I'm throwing a classic for variety.

Fun Fact: Did you guys know that Sofia Vergara is a natural blonde, and only dyes her her black to appear more "ethic" or latina.

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Omg....

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HNNNNG oh fuuuck!

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>first
whos that bitch

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Whodat, kind anons? For science purposes, of course.

anyone know which celeb this is?

i will never understand this carcrashian obbsession. one of the younger ones (with the non-gigantic ass) is kinda hot but the rest are fucking gargoyles

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fuuuuuck mee

Jlaw is really hot, but she's also funny as hell when she's not acting. She seems to have an awesome personality.

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Jordyn Knows what she's doing
"I'm blowin' up in your face"
"Leave a taste in your mouth way long after"
youtube.com/watch?v=on_qCkV14-o

god, wanna cover her

Eva Green

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>with a bag
there, finished for you

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congratulations

now let's celebrate this goddess

This is Lola Kirke. She's on Mozart in the Jungle. I have one of her pissing, too.

different flavors and colors for different tastes.

mmmm yess

Current status: hero

>them nippies

last one, cummed lots

those look like sanics shoes

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probably not a celeb by american standards but that really doesn't matter with her

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no nudes, just top bikni

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so many awesome webms that i can no longer post. fuck this 2MB bullshit

those hips, mmmm

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why did they reduce it? second time I hear this today.

Gify link, fucking 2mb limit. Add the . in the url

gfycatcom/EdibleUnawareGuernseycow

Who is this!!!???!?!?!

Wtf happened?

Mmmm yesss

Top investigative work

felica day

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photoshop happened dummy

Last one since img limit

Ryon Day in drag.

things got so bad with her that we're struggling to tell whats real and what's a photoshop joke anymore.

Thank you!!!

Last image and you waste it on that fucking cow

Mmm, throbbed for those tits

Its makeup and lip injections

I know. Ive cummed so much for her

Damn it.. I was just getting started. Had my folders ready

yea, she is just so fuckable.

I actually saw kim in Rodeo Dr before the show took off. She still walked around with no security detail. Me and the wife took pictures with her. And that ass looks pretty intimidating in real life.

New thread?

Who is this??

Elle Fanning

is this yor first day here??

sure... let's do it.

new bread when??

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How can someone so beautiful turn into that?

she is ugly af, you have an awful taste my friend

And implants

she can use my toilet any day

She isn't when you hide her Hunchback-like features

Technically she's from Kosovo. But your point still stands

New thread

sara malakul lane

I like to edge on cam while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. My cam window is split screen and I put whatever pics he sends up next to me on cam as I edge.

He can either roleplay as if she's watching me, or we can just chat about her.

It's my new favorite way to play, and it makes me fucking ERUPT, usually 7-10 ropes. I don't even watch porn anymore. I'd much rather play with celebs.

I recognize this chick what is she from?

what was the point in even making this video? maisie wants the D

Noice!

Oof. Show me so I can cum cause daaaamn

Jesuslord!
>Go cross-eyed as I plaster my roommate's ipad with globs of cum
Fuuuuckkk!!

Hillary Clinton, Chloe Moretz demands you pass ze joint!

Nay. Which makes you wonder if it was all an inside job, I mean, why have 1 censored fappening pic out of of 40ish

Hideous lover of feral animals.

She is getting fat quickly.

Not sure why you guys think this is hot. This is the same pose she makes when she shits or pisses on the ground. You realize this is how she evacuates her bowels. On the ground. Because she's a filthy foreigner. Fucking disgusting ground shitter.