You walk into the kitchen and find this

>You walk into the kitchen and find this

What do you do?

Stop fucking my underage girlfriend on the table.

take a seat

Have him arrested for breaking into my home.

Kek fucking this. I mean, clearly, what else? We all know the drill.

CELEBRATE BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING TO A GIRL ONLINE.

ask him if he done my dishes because i sure as hell didn't and i don't see them

Pull out my revolver and ventilate him. Castle Doctrine, bitches.

So apparently there were people on the show who ended up shooting themselves when they saw Chris Hansen. Why didn't they just get Hansen first? It's not like they had anything to lose.

Eat all the cookies and drink all of the lemonade

take out my chris hansen soundboard and keep pressing "I like rape!"

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Do a 360 and get the fuck out of there

>lemonade
Found the 'wannabe white' nigger.

Take a seat, as requested.

didnt happen.
some texas politician commited suicide when it was time for the cops to take him to trial or something like that.
he was at his house.

360 means you'd end up going in the same direction

Ask him to take a seat

I swear she said she was 18

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I don't think you noticed the reference

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