Can we have a perfect ass thread?

/thread

Nice

yup

Sauce?

MOAR shes fine user

Height weight?

perfect thighs and ass and delicious feet. if you're not lying, I'm jelly as fuck. post everything you have pls

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You a footfag too, user?

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Yes sir

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about 5"6, 160

You people literally have the shittiest taste.

Lucky man! She let you play with them? Post what you got, pls. Preferably soles.

awesome. more of that ass and thighs?

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Saved em both. They're beautiful! Keep going if you've got more, user!

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Too muscle-ey

noice, keep posting

for the love of gawd Moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my sister's

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fuckin saved
thanks b/ro
I will be dumping more than a few loads to dat ass

Got lots of videos I could send....dont want to put those on Cred Forums tho

>pure muscle
yeah u ghey

tits?

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How would you want to send them?

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Any of her getting fucked? Upload them to xhamster or xvideos.

You get off on showing her off?

you sir, are one lucky man
hopefully she swallows and likes it up the ass

Yes i do....i want to cuck so bad

don't let us say more countless times, bro. post those pics, she's amazing

More of her please!!!

Can't be that hard to find a guy that would want to fuck her. Just go for it, dude. She know you have this fantasy?

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gf

yeah....shes just iffy about it

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good lord. more please.

Why? How big are you down there? Definitely don't go with a guy who's way bigger than you.

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Don't try to force it if she doesn't want it.

Do post more of her, though. Some pussy pics?

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This is actually incredible. Feeling like a dork now, for not meeting girl tonight, who I fucked a month ago.

bros, do you feel like a shallow person for wanting to be with a girl who has a perfect body? I mean, her ass was just fucken ridiculous. Spooning her, she just cushioned so beautifully into my pelvis, so incredibly soft. And eating her pussy, she made these completely adorable noises, like a confused kitten or something... She's also quite an amazing person.

Meeting up with her has been hard though, seen her a few times sine, but she's often flaked, havent fucked again. I think she's not wanting a relationship, so I've been cool, bah, whatever.

Now I'm fucking this other girl, and she's cute aswell, but entirely different level, and also different culture from me so can't see it going a place.

Not sure if I'm being normal, or becoming a shit cunt.

Whatever, that ass - this reminds me. No photo cos fuck you all.

Im above average, but nothing crazy huge. The biggest shes been with (she would tell me if I wasnt)....she plays in to it. She'll tell me about fucking guys in the past, losing her virginity, meeting random guys at bars etc, but she just doesn't want anyone but me, which is nice but also frustrating

How fucking gay are you, loser?

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a little bit. Actually not though.

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> shittiest taste.
> ass thread

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Dat trailer park doe

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keep posting

Leave it to gringos to post unworthy assless monsters

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get that disgusting cellulite out of here

Awful, stop posting.

Wow! Dude you really like this? I have more

kys

yes

No, jesus christ no

Is this shooped?

this 2MB shit limits the good tier material i could share.

Try /s/

Well, damn. Definitely don't force it; she sounds like a keeper. Just stick to her taking about it, and hopefully one day she'll feel comfortable enough to be with another man. Good Luck, dog!

no

No, she's got fat thighs, so sitting down like that and leaning forwards makes alllll that fat come together like a shapely ass

If she stood up it'd look disgusting, like that southern charms girl

>Thread

Is anyone else here morbidly afraid of the thought of being dead?

>If she stood up it'd look disgusting
how fucking stupid are you?

this is the same person

Did it surprise you when you first saw it bare?

My point exactly. If that's a good ass to you, then wtf

She looks 38, and like touching that disgusting thing would feel like greasy leather

why are you asking that question here?

No, but unsure if i'm just distracting myself from the thought.

Maybe you're just afraid of being in a black emptiness for eternity? If so, don't worry. You won't be there to be afraid - Solution.

great undies

Raging neckbeard virgin detected.

oh, shitposter. nevermind

Not at all, I just have taste my man

This is a "perfect ass" thread, so I can be picky. My fault if a big oiled up leather purse isn't my thought of perfect lol

Why is no one losing their shit over this girl - Ass/hips - Golden ratio.

You mean this Southern Charms girl user...?

You weirdos make me sick. If you can't tell that if you touch her just by lookin at her skin that she'd feel like a goddamn rotten pumpkin, you'd never touched a prime woman that didn't smoke 3 packs a day

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Thank you lol, that was making me sick

degenerate

Alexis Texas?

My two exs
Two different girls

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you're wasting your time here

Holy duck who's this?

Yup, Alexis Texas user.

She has gotten chubbier recently though

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Moar of this?

Honestly, I have difficulty believing that you have any sexual experience past looking at your screen.

She's stunning, and even if not perfect she's definitely had some intense sexual connections with some dudes and made them completely lose their shit. If you cannot imagine yourself being one of those dudes, then I feel for you man. Maybe nofap, more realistic standards, and some nights out could do you some good?

Found the two lazy as fuck faggots, who prob weigh 400 pounds.

best ass i found

muscle or soft fat, as long as a girl has a thin waste and has an ass that is big and round then that is all that matters.

t. virgin

Yeah definitely

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GrungeSuccubus94

Yeah that's pretty ridiculous. I think I'd be constantly half mongrel around that.

looks like miss piggy taking a walk after stuffing her piglet face in the buffet

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Just the way I like 'em

Good ole days of a small tight ass

Fat fucks

Undah da seeeeeeeeaaaa

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Hoooly shit.

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Will never see those days again

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Yo

forgotten art

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obligatory

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First ex that had an ass like that and I loved it more than a fat one

That's one loose vagina.

the bigger her ass the better

i remember that one from the fappening

That wasnt from the fappening bro

it's not the fappening. She posed for a magazine nude and without makeup

more of that balloon knot asshole?

was about to tell you to shut your fucking mouth, but that's a quality ass. enjoy your free speech mexican.

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>spic asses

about as good as your water

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Haha, fuck you - seeing her on Monday faggot!

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moar?

doesn't she run a tumblr account or something? so hot

1.bp.blogspot.com/-AAPd_hhvEBw/Tx2_fFx6CpI/AAAAAAAABf4/Q5o5Z1pEaeI/s1600/mulhermelaojaca04.jpg

thick ass, thick hair. i bet that pussy is so nice.

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awesome ass

child or homosexual

fuck off if you cant post it here

>literally no ass

fuckin white bois i swear

WHEN UR GIRLS WEARING BOOTY SHORTS AND BENDING OVER AND THEY STILL DONT HAVE AN ASS THATS NOT A PERFECT ASS

retards -_-

yup. it's great

enjoy your fat girls

and u enjoy ur 14yo boy looking girls cuck faggot

someone's set their standards too high

for you nigger

rita ora doesnt have an ass tho is the point

thats like saying a ken doll has the biggest dick ever

when in fact its the black ken doll that does lol

>ogling fat chicks

you mean low

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that's your nigger logic at work. Bigger isnt better when it comes to asses.

This isnt a biggest ass thread

>implies that rita ora was ever fat
how fucked in the head are you user?

are you fucking retarded? at what point was that even implied.

What my dumb ass gets siding with your faggot ass. And Rita Ora is ugly as fuck btw get over it

Yes, we all belive she is you girlfriend

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don't

thread's dead anyways

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any of her hole??

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Fucken hawt

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what is this doing here

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more of this marvelous creature of nature

Holy fuck!

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Anyone like?

where do i find all these delicious asian asses?

moar?

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Aye look, it's Ms Assy McHandshove!

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nice

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thankyou for saving this thread!

me

higher res

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Winner

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gf

10/10 would let her shit on my face

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post more

R8 her Cred Forums

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keep posting

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keep 'em coming.
10/10

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her pussy is delicious, post more

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