I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT MEEEE

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Give me the fix for crippling depression

make me good at calculus

OP here, I just invented the fucking Cred Forums meeseeks game.
Rules:
1. post meeseeks
2. deliver on first deliverable request
3. poof, disappear out of thread

Where's my season 3 :(

moar?

Pretty cool idea but i dont feel like killing myself today

Alright nerds we just need to find that button that makes the meeseeks come out. We have the entire Internet someone probably has a pic

fine whatever. IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME

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stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall hard

k

Ouch what a dick

do not have toothpick, cannot deliver

Then spawn another meseeks to go get a toothpick obviously faggot.

anything like a toothpick will do.
if there's nothing like that then just punch yourself in the balls a few times.

I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT MEEEE
WHADDA YA NEEEED?

Stick your dick in your ass

I need you to bash your head into a wall until the skin breaks

Fuck you, dont tell me what to do

Fuck you too

go drink an entire bottle of red wine in one go

Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take two strokes off my golf game ...

Mr Meseeks youre a lucky man

Mr.Meeseeks can't do the impossible you faggot

Fuck you Op I did this the other day.

A good way to kill myself

post your phone number

Can you help me find non-shitters in Dota 2?