What's with dudes and wanting to eat ass now..?

the point is it feels good for her and, hopefully, for you too, and you care that your girl has a good time

if you don't care if your girl gets off, or if she doesn't like it, then you don't do it

if you're saying eating ass is even comparable to licking a cockroach, then obviously you don't care about her pleasure

obviously you have never licked a freshly shaven/waxed and showered asian booty hole. make em squirm like worms!

I'll lick a chocolate star fish with no shower at the end of a hot summers day.... In Sub-Saharan Africa.

Anyone ever notice when Mike does his anal scenes he ofteb makes the girl gape then shoves in tongue in her ope ass thats leaking lube and ass juice. I think he likes does A2M more than the girls do.

>comparing a cockroach to a woman's asshole.

Confirmed faggot.

are you saying eating ass is black culture? literally no black person i know would ever put their mouth on an asshole, because they're uneducated and the negresses they bed are uneducated about something called an enema. the only thing they can think about when they think about assholes is "ooga booga das where i shits frum"

they're also generally more self centered, they only care about getting their nut, they don't care about foreplay or eating anything other than fried chicken and watermelon

It's just a necessary precursor to anal fug for me. Eat ass then stick ur rolo in it

>the point is it feels good for her
You've been watching too porn..it's all fake
You'd be better off tickling her stomach, then licking her asshole if you expect her to feel anything worthwhile

>Granted i've had an urge to eat ass before it became popular
Sexual hipster

huh, well fuck me for thinking women feel anything, i guess their whole body is numb to any sensation, am i right?

no its not gross at all

No one beds negresses unless it's the only option.

False. Ass licking sends girls through the roof. I can confirm.

>Normies having that huge disdain for poop because it's poop and poop is yuck

Yeah it's poop. I don't bathe in poop or feast on it. what's it to ya that there's a couple particles of actual crap. you eat shit all day. you brush your teeth with shit particles, you sleep in linens not changed for X, you keep the same washcloth or dishpad forever in the kitchen. Beards are full of poop, yet manly men have big beards these days. full of poop. At least das girl poop. And we all know girl poop is special.

kek, it feels good for her you fucking virgin

As a sissy user, I will disagree. Getting my ass eaten feels absolutely wonderful.

If not wanting to literally eat shit makes me a normie, i'll accept that label.

We humans are ALL dirty mother fuckers. If you think about the bodily exchanges in just normal sex it can be gross. Who cares though? Some people just like licking a girls butthole.

Instinctively, putting your mouth on something (kissing) is a form of showing your affection and strengthen sapiens bonds. This happens with chimps, monkies, etc. Too.

If you rly want to get into as to why, scientifically, people like licking butthole, I think my idea is a step in the right direction to higher understanding.

So, Lips/mouth on things is primal form of affection. Sex is affectionate. People have weird ways of showing it.

Eating ass and anal in general is the most over rated thing ever.

I've been eating ass since 2003

you don't seem to understand basic human anatomy/biology let alone women sexuality

A cockroach is not an erogenous zone.

That isn't what I said...
Bullshit, I just asked my sister and she corroborated my facts.
sure turbo-virgin, you just keep judging the reactions from your chinese cartoons
You're a male it's different, I'm talking strictly women

love eating ass, with a ltr of course. I wouldn't eat a random girls ass. girl will say its disgusting but get turned on at the same time love it.

>I just asked my sister

All those porn bitches do enemas and take a shower before the scenes. They also shave their assholes. So it's nice.

You've never seen a girl and said:

"I would literally eat her ass I want her that bad"

It doesn't really taste that much different than pussy. Sometimes pussy tastes like ass, actually.

Tbh, I'd only eat a girl's ass out if:
1) I want to
2) She wants it
3) ????
4) I know her sexual history is a relatively short list
5) She's hygienic

Don't knock it until you try it.

Pic related, i'd eat her ass without question

>asked my sister

I'd eat her all day long

if your not sucking on a turd then your doing it wrong anal rocks

A normal teen female anus has 569 x 10^14 nerve endings. She can feel it.

>Pic related, i'd eat her ass without question

bruh i'd eat her turds just for the chance to eat her ass

> I just asked my sister and she corroborated my facts.

Yeah because your sister's gonna admit to you that she loves having her shitter tongue-pounded

As a heterosexual, it just tickles.

But ladies can cum from anal oral sex.
Stop being retarded you memeing fgt
MOAR OH GOD

Shit is fucking awesome. It's only gross when your woman isn't clean. Makes them feel good, and gives them a sense of knowing that you think any part of them is beautiful. That's why you stick with skin batches,like mine.

>pic related

A friend of mine keeps posting memes on FB pro-ass-eating. Shit's gross. Even if she is clean, I can't get beyond the thought that it's where shit comes from.

I've heard a girl talk about how good it felt getting her pussy eaten felt, how good the dick was, but NEVER at how them even wanting their ass licked or it feeling good enough where they actually ask for it

This picture has always confused me. Is it shooped, or is that some fucked up birth defect or something?

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>Shit is fucking gross.

It's just a good way for me to bonked in the head if I try it on my wife. She can't stand it, won't put up with it

>seen it once
>looks at it again

It's not an easy thing to ask for with someone new, and most girls who are into ass stuff wont talk about it around people they arent really close to

A good wife doesnt bonk head

Love gaping ass fat gapes

She's actually pretty bro. She's not a sadity cunt who would give a shit about me knowing her sexual history & vice versa

Omg more!

like I said most girls wont admit they like it, it just turns them fucking on when you do it. It doesn't taste as bad as going down on a girl on her period, if you can stomach a little blood gawd that gets them fucking horny.

I've seen some shit, mang. I'm not squeamish.

Two things:
1. I had a 6 month period where lesbian ass licking was the only porn I wanted to see, I think it's just a taboo turn on, like seeing a white girl mess with a darkie.
2. Every girl I've asked IRL didn't like it, just eat pussy faggots.

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>now..?
It's been a thing since 2010

why the fuck would go down on her while she is on fucking period?
Its not like she swallow every time so you have to return the favor

>filename

brah sometimes in the moment you cant help yourself if the girl turns you on enough you would literly lick shit from her asshole.

sauce?

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Internet Winrar

Another homosexual act gone mainstream.

We're in the 1920's again. When the pendulum shifts. These ass eaters are dust.

This. The part about admitting it anyway. Most girls wont know they like it til someone just does it, and it doesn't help that the idea is so gross in the first place so they'll stop it as soon as it starts.

For the ones that do like it, believing its something "dirty" gets them off more

:3

>Sexual hipster
KEK

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OP is a fucking pussy. Don't like eating women's ass, what are you? a faggot?

You should keep posting, Sissy-user-Kun

if you don't want to tongue lash your gf's butthole it usually just means she's not attractive enough or you are too low test

as opposed to a virtual storage hole for shit?

You can just kik me: EmilyJaede

for realzies user? thats pretty gud info

I loooove me some tongue2bung. The girl has to be super hot tho. I won't lick some fat stinky bitches leather bagel.

>best friend has a qt af sis
>chilling at his house one day
>use hers just for an excuse to be in her room
>about to take a leak
>theres's a thick piece of shit already sitting in there
>so thick it didn't flush
>can't even believe it came out of her
>instantly think of her cheeks spreading & butthole stretching to unleash that beast
>dick is hard
>suddenly have an urge to taste what came out of her sweet butt
>take a chunk in my mouth
>it's fucking disgusting & I can't swallow it
>give it a few sucks and spit it out instead
>flush & finish my business
>can't help smiling whenever I see her and that juicy but
>tfw it's like I've indirectly licked her butthole
You'd be amazed at the things you can when you're horny

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Wtf man

Because it's somewhat of a taboo, and it's the forbidden fruit that tastes the sweetest.

Plus it's just fucking sexy, and tbh, if you wouldn't eat your girls ass, you don't have the right to call yourself a man.

I need to see your face before I decide

Ecoli reporting in!

Fuuuuck you. Your retarded ass is twice as fucking disgusting as any shit that fell out of your mom's loose ass. I eat that ass but think twice about eating that pussy because your sperglord baby ass was in there.

My girl used to eat my ass and I didn't even ask. A lot. I don't want her to anymore though

I will kik you eventually

actually I wont kik you because you're probably a trap

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Lies

I can feel you op was dating a slut that did this, and honestly I didnt care for it. but sometimes I wish my gf would do this lol oddly enough.

one dike girl that i work with openly talks about it and says it feels amazing to her ass eaten out

NIGGA?! Why u always eating ass???

I was a virgin, who was an avid porn watcher & still had the "women are perfect" syndrome.
No regrets though, I would never do it again but it was still hot in the moment.

im happy to hear.

my girl loved it the first time i raspberried her asshole when she was coming

she bruised my back from kicking with her heels. (not the shoes, i caught her by surprise and she had that tickle reaction where she was thrashing)

the rasp-b's or the blood clot?

dude. the fuck

topkek
I dont know why but you actually make me laugh

What in the fuck is this?

I don't get why either because most women don't like it

Genital mutilation fam

>gross
you'll get over it at some point, kiddo

This, yet dudes will keep swearing how much girls love it just so they can have an excuse to keep doing it
Idc if they want to lick shitholes, but at least admit you do it for yourselves degeneartes

>Shit is fucking awesome

You degenerate filth. At least the rest of these asslickers don't think shit is "fucking awesome". Your words, not mine.

you don't spend your whole day down there, just a couple of licks and go back to her clit. They like it but not exclusively, its just something to add when you are giving her oral.

Pheremones. Women excrete large amounts from their asshole and vag.

Its just a chick who hasnt showered in a while.

I don't know where you get the idea that women do not like having their ass eaten? I lick my wife's ass all the time, she fuckin' loves it, drives her crazy. As long as the girl is clean, its not bad at all.

I bet you think your 5 incher is driving her crazy too, don't you user.
Then she rolls over while you're sleeping and finishes with her 12 inch black dildo

it has always been a thing, even shit like daddy etc
its just that there are more references about shit like this in pop culture so people will just admit to it

The only black toy that she has is a 3 inch butt plug.. nice try though.

that you know of

>implying

I would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit

Enjoy your hepatitis A

That's how you get it?

Where did you hear this?

>transmitted by fecal-oral
All it taste is a little slip of you tongue in some brown & you're fucked

I would also drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over the radio.

I would also eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

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I'm a Marine. Heard that and more from older NCO's

>and people willingly take this risk
Welp, you learn something new everyday. From now on, it's missionary and doggy-style only.

that person has to have hepatitis for you to get it

That's with any std, but why take the risk?
Some things are easier to catch than others

Yeah, but you never know. I mean, just the thought of tongue-punching someone's shit-laced fartbox is enough to put my dick at ease.

Fuck you ass is wonderful
#realniggaseatass

We've scat played before, only by fucking ass then grabbing cock to put in pussy.

Smeared on her tits and grabbed her hair in the excitement. We showered afterwards. Threw sheets away.