Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

QOTT: How would you describe your waifu in 3 words?

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Calamity-masu'd

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off we go!

I've been trying to, but it isn't as cheap as I'd like.
I'm too stupid to notice that chicken doesn't count as red meat.

Diabetes is scary.

Endure my absence, no matter how painful it could be.
>Geez, you'll be getting it from both sides
Lewd tbh. I'm aware that eating will get a lot more complicated, and that you, by the way.
Post a lewd as my present.

Shy, cute, perfect.

Fuck you moot she's mine.

Wew lads, I'm tired.
Cute AK improvement.

Claimed

How is everyone today?

how long have you been on the road

the digits

>numbers
yea about half the size of the sidewalk
>sometimes more than the car lanes
i envy you

...a-alright

most of us are ok

>2nd reply
not fast enough buddy

I'll try my hardest.
I won't lie, I meant for it to be a little lewd.
It's not your birthday yet.

Are you saying there is no chance of me talking to you on the 4th?

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cut me yuno

The captcha was a bad

Yep, I do.
Good, you?

Fine and you ?

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Can I complain about how things used to be?

`now thats a good waifu
cute obsessive protective
hell yea its gonna determine the outcome of that group
i think im gonna stay up for it
im doing quite good
naps good idea
i love these hikage in col sweater pics
oh holy shit, thats gotta suck. i understand why you dont like riding your bike then
yea but to be fair its only in small towns
in amsterdam there isnt one and you just gotta manouvre between cars but its okay traffic is slow

Shush Suika Alice

I'm doing quite well
I'd bone her
No

thanks!

Erica claimed

I'm doing pretty well, thank you! What are you guys up to today?
Glad to hear you're doing well! Naps are amazing, heavily considering one.
Glad you're doing well too Galil!

That sounds better then here already

i got the select pic and then paste code in box

there already threads for how Cred Forums was once great, got to those

Pretty much playing vidya and listening to music.

Forgot picture, again.

never seen you around
first time posting?
i loved digimon as a kid, should i consider rewatching the show?
morning
or evening
i dunno really
hi!
if i can give you a tip
sleep for 30 min set an alarm, that way you will wake up before hitting rem sleep, which makes it a lot more refreshing
dude
come here
the weather sucks, people are fucking rude and we are being invaded by refugees
one downside you will have to live with me but you can survive that

Furfaggot

hey Illya
how did it go with the old folks?
I'm hoping for some next level korean plays

What do you mean?
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Cute and dangerous
It is. Type 2 is more manageable but Type 1 allows more freedom of food choice.
Red meat can be any form, ground beef and pasta is a great cheap way of getting it. You can adjust the sauce to your liking and add vegetables easily. Boring but adjustable.

Hello.

Newish to the waifu threads

took me a while to pick. She is the clear winner

Of course your pick is terrific as well

I rewatched the show and it was just as good

I want you to know, I want you to see
I want you to look beyond your own eyes
Past your afflictions
I want you to hurt, want you to bleed
I want you to look beyond your own face
Past your infections
>Mavis
>Calling anyone literally anything
You have no room to speak
Who's your waifu?
Also, welcome to /waifu/ I suppose.

the go to time killers
I usually nap for an hour and almost always wake up exhausted, will definitely try this. Can't believe I never thought of it before.
Hello Akame, how has your day been?

I'm sorry I gotta go
But I will speak to you later
Goodnight!

uhm...the pic I posted?

>come here
please i don't want to be around someone who will stalk me even if you are shit at stalking

not best digimon waifu veemon thats who his waifu is

>mavis
>opinion
>

>not veemon

How many people really care?
How many will be standing?
I'll light the match, the flame, the fuse, the bomb
Rescue the world from slavery
I wanna torch it, burn it, scorch it, fuckin' stomp it out
Laugh as it blows away
I won't eat another rotten apple
Though I've grown to like the taste
I meant I don't know who she is or what she's from. Probably should have been clearer, sorry famalam.
Digimon a shit

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oh shit sorry

total dick move on my part

Mimi from Digimon

My day was alright, played some games with good friends. How was yours?

yea dude
but im giving it to Royal
Uzi is just a fucking monster
how is your weekend going?
alright welcome then, hope you have fun here
hey thanks!
its probably going to be nostalgic as fuck
i think its a good idea to do it while posting here, i usually watch stuff then anyways
yea dude its great
my new physics professor told me about this and its doing wonders
tell me how it goes
i cant talk?
im sorry but my stalking is just something you will love over the years

My day was pretty good so far, got together with friends for some DnD and made plans for tonight too.

It going alright. What about yours?

I want you all to just imagine for a second who is behind the post you're talking to

The fat, sweaty, greasy slob you're talking to

The skinny, underage, virgin you're talking to

Think about it next time you talk to them

I'll give it to royal too. Mata is the man and I bet ssg are still tilted from facing tsm
ooh. So what are said plans?

>implying

Rich huge penis alpha male here. I'm also a model and an athlete.

Definitely will do! Thanks!

Mavis by the way

Never liked Digimon tbh, but I'm sure she can't be that bad if you're claiming her.
>DnD
Its D&D ya fucker.
Well, who cares?
Oi

I can imagine the fedora wearing faggot behind this post.

>The skinny, underage, virgin you're talking to
>underage
Almost got it right, though.
You're good at this, user!

pics or gtfo

An old friend is coming back from basic training today so we're throwing him a party. Will probably involve drinking mostly if I had to guess. I'm excited to see the fucker again!

You realize my job is fucking with people right? How new are you? Faggot.

I just realized that I have somewhat shit taste in music, and I'm not happy about it.

>replies to a shit poster
>doesn't reply to me
It's because I won't post a lewd, isn't it?

Didn't even get the joke. How new are you? Faggot.

Sounds like a lot of fun. How long was he away?
What do you mean? As long as you listen to something you enjoy, don't let anyone tell you that

I didn't know what to respond.
Same for Rory, I'm not very concentrated right now.
Apologies.

What do you like?
Just post the lewd for him, its about to be his birthday

its been very unproductive
got so much school stuff going on but i cant get myself to doing it
probably, that game was a stomp
i wonder if splyce can do anything to them, they looked horrible yesterday
but they dominated EU, are we really that far behind everyone else?
sleep well and sweet dreams you qt
whats up foxgun
she is cute man, the digimon chick
what do you listen to?
dont worry i listen to hiphop it cant get much worse in the public eye

You could always try and shift the topic. I would understand if you don't want to talk about your potential health issues.

Post something cute as compensation.

Maybe if they roll dubs. I'll be nice since it's almost their birthday.

Ohh no, I posted the bait and you are the faggot. What a stupid head.

What makes you think so?

School work sounds boring. But do it damit!

Be back in just a bit my niggas
Nothing much, resting for probably the rest of the day once I do one more thing.

Alrighty, thank you for understanding.
Neko pantsu.

You're getting it as well, Chef.

Napping then heading out, see you all later.
I think he left early-mid June, sometime around there.
Danke, good night.

Nice damage control

Seriously though, im too tired to talk to shitposters like you

H O M E

So how many beers in are you? Drunk enough to be taken advantage of? Or just slightly tipsy enough to be taken advantage of?

Eu DansGame
alright have a good nap

Beautiful, illuminant, welcoming.
>he doesn't listen to harsh noise
In all seriousness though, taste is subjective. It all comes down to what you enjoy.

nooo dad pls
one more thread
how was the mountain biking
see ya later
ffs i hate it
its every year
thats why i even stopped hoping
>tfw froggen super team lost every single match season 4
thats when i basically wanted to kms

>Checked.
I enjoy what I listen to, but listening to a whole bunch of the same stuff over and over gets boring at one point or another. I need suggestions is what I'm trying to say.

It varies, really, but mainly rock.

I don't know, it's just starting to get boring all of a sudden.

I enjoy a variety of genres, but some of the songs aren't dragging me in like I thought they would.

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Do it now or no desert!

L A U R A B

Option 2, I can still realize that you're not getting lewds unless you post them first.

Only my 4th beer so far. Are you drinking something right now?

Then just try something else. Look for a chart of a genre you're interested or follow friend recommendations.
You could also just listen to different albums from the artists you like.

answers gonna be slow
some pro league of legends happening
nothing wrong with rock imo
you shouldnt want to change that laura
what do you think is better?
but but
im a grown man
i can have my puddie when i want

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That's how it used to be for me too. Then I started to listen to complete albums rather than just some hit songs and I discovered some great tracks. I started from dad rock like acdc and Kiss and then went to traditional metal like metallica, then into some metalcore like avenged senvenfold and from there just kept getting harder and darker

>akame

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Water and soda at the moment. I probably won't be drinking until the end of the weekend. Maybe tomorrow. But not tonight.

I changed your condition. Roll dubs and I'll post a lewd.

2/10

Hardcore!

Dubs, huh?
Sounds good to me. Check them.

I'll try to make it fair, so the same goes for you.

Heading off.
Goodnight everybody.

OH SHIT
H
S
H
I
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Impressive.

So soon? You just started the party.

Smuggalicious

>You need trips for lewds
Never got them.

>Now you need dubs for lewds
Got them first try.
It's a sign.

OwO Aren't you an eager one today?

My friends's tastes in music are complete opposites from mine, I don't that that'd work out too well.

I'm not saying I want to not listen to rock anymore, I'm saying that I somehow can't find anything good to listen to recently.

I just want recommendations, man.

>over ruled she's hot.

You don't like some songs so you have bad taste?

I never see you around anymore

That you'll have a good birthday!

My poster of Shiro arrived today.

Well then what do you currently listen to, just to give me an idea

Do you want to explore new genres or just new bands? Looking for new music is really fun, embrace this feeling.

Now kiss.

Oh shit, I'm stupid, why didn't I do that already? Going to do it now.

Nice? What are the dimensions?

It was pretty good, I got a nice burn going.
I liked tock back in high school and now I switched to metal.Maybe your taste had changed.
WEW LAD
Ugly
If literally anyone ever comes in your room you have revealed your power level.And don't say your parents dont go in your room

It took me a bit to fall asleep so I may need to adjust the alarm by 10 minutes or so. BUT I didn't wake up exhausted, so I think you're on to something!

name: isac

23.4" x 31.2"
I talked to my mom about it, and she's fine with it. I didn't tell her about the relationship I have with Shiro though, obviously. And the only people that go into my room are my parents. It makes me happy, so I don't really care what others think.
Turns out it's a bit harder to kiss something on the ceiling than I anticipated.

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underage b&

Nice, I still want to find on of Yuuki. I like it though!

Hello Illya!

I don't quite know, but its just getting that bland. Plus it happens to be some older music.

I've been having some work-related issues recently. More time there, less time here, and I'm getting pissed off about it.
>And still slightly annoyed about the discord thing.

Read the 2nd reply of .

Mainly bands.

I'm pretty sure it hasn't.

oh then i misread im sorry
you know the new beatrice poster? he introduced me to some pretty good rock but i cant remember
you should talk to him about it
hey, thats pretty good
memes aside it looks great shiro
sunburn?
that sucks, hows the temp over there in texas?
im asking because i cant get a sunburn here even if i tried
yea i usually set it for 40 min as well. as long as you dont sleep much longer than 30 you are in the save
glad it worked i hope you feel fitter now
gotta love my crazy prof

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Hello Yuuki! How are you doing this evening?Definitely feel much more awake! Will be employing this new tech from now on

Thank you. How are you two doing today?
I still don't understand how this equates to you having bad taste.

hello everyone, how goes it?

Pretty good! See How about you?

The ceiling

Well
IRageQuit232#8730
I can't go back now for reasons

Going good, think I'm starting to get sick though, which sucks. Awesome poster, it looks really nice!

Clever

I still think its wrong
True
Just try listening to something else for a little bit
It wasn't too hot here today, its been cloudy.I meant in my legs and lungs, I don't get sunburns famalam

Being sick is no fun. Hope you feel better soon.
It does look nice.

Rock is really vast. What are some of your favourite bands?

>I still don't understand how this equates to you having bad taste.
Agreed. If anything it tells me that you want to satiate your good taste.

I don't get a Ruri lewd because I can't roll dubs.

I'm good, currently watching the LoL Worlds Toruney, you?

Good, haven't done a whole lot. Ate some free pizza, so that's good. You?

always happy to help
gonna do anything with this newfound energy?
im doing great actually
played league for 7 hours and i should feel bad but i dont
how about you?
oh hah my bad then
just assumed since i get sunburned instantly pretty much
getting those legs muscles going
dont skip upper body day

You can do it.
It's just dubs.

Another Tomoko lewd would be good.

It's wrong to have something that makes me happy? Now that confuses me.
>free pizza
Lucky! I only have ramen to eat I think.
I'm doing good, that poster brightened my day up a lot. And the college football team I root for is now 5-0, so that's great.
See above.

Doing great! Just woke up from a nap and am about to head out, throwing a party for my friend who gets back from basic training today!
See above

Maybe in your pussy country people get sunburnt :^)
Upper body day is every day pretty much
Its not having it that's wrong, it's revealing it.Its cringy and makes you look bad.I've never revealed that I've ever watched an anime unless I was specifically asked "Do you watch anime" and even then its just "A little bit but not really".Power levels were made to be hidden.

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Yeah haha, my friend got a free pizza from papa johns, and he didn't want to eat all of it so we met up and ate it. What team is that? UGA lost today, they aren't doing so well this season

Nice! Sounds like a ton of fun!

Everyone! Keep your head down! He's up in the rocks and if he sees you, you're dead. So be careful with the snipe-

C'mon...

Dubs

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yea i bet
i cant seem to find any yuno merchandise in this faggotass country
basic training? im sorry not sure what it is
hope you have fun though
nah im just fucking white as fuck
i was joking fitizen

Shit meme, post it somewhere else.
>1 off
Kek

I'll try doing that.

I actually went over some of them and realized that some of them were shit. Should it not be that simple?

Because Es?

But finding better songs among the more shittier ones they've been putting out there is starting to get troublesome.

I don't have any. I just go by whatever song catches on, I suppose.

Nebraska. Georgia is doing okay this season.
I don't care if I look bad. I stated before that it makes me happy and I don't care what others think. Fuck 'em if they don't care about my happiness.
And as I also said before, no one else besides my parents are going into my room.
That's pretty shit. Where did you live?

Oh shit i acutally got them

Nice pic of you

It's pretty easy to detect shit music, at least for me. I listen, think 'oh, this is shit', and carry on. So yea, it should be simple.

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youtube.com/watch?v=87xx5pzHDlY
i remembered one album he linked me
i wonder if you like this
yea it sucks
i live in the netherlands
they dont even sell the manga of mirai nikki
i dont know what to spend my money on, i cant be a real weeb

youtube.com/watch?v=AYZ_Radglhw

Nice feet, nice 69.

Hey I'm no /fit/izen, I'm not that gay
Personally I like to look good to others which is why I dress nice and act well mannered, but I suppose if you don't care you can look like a disgusting weeaboo.
D I S G U S T I N G P A W S
Spend it on guns
Oh wait :^)

FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS

I don't really follow UGA football (or college football for that matter), they're just the team closest to me lol.

You were 2 away, you weren't that close

nice feet

>stellar claim
youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

My nigga, I almost bought a Tchaikovsky CD today

Do you think this is a game?

Who am I trying to impress? Please tell me, as I've stated many times the only people that go into my room are my parents.

2 is a rather small number
Impress your parents, every child should strive to.

Not dubs. Yes

I already try to do that. That's a part of the reason why I run and do weight training.

I am genuinely agitated.

Oh however do I do it :^)

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

Cirno or however you spell it taught me well

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Uh, excuse me strimmer, I believe it's spelled
"Churno"

Wow.
Tough luck.

That's not impressive, every man should do that.
>21
Kek

Okay. I don't know how I should try and impress my parents.

Okay okay I'll stop with the dubs

>buying CDs
:^)

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What;'s wrong with having CD's? It's nice to have a collection of CD's to look at and pop into a sound system

>get
>Alice

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