Hello users of Cred Forums. I have returned, if you remember me from 2015 (human years) I am an extraterrestrial.
My people were 59 light-years away from your planet, Earth. The devastating civil-war has completely dehabitized our planet, and it can no longer sustain life. Your moon is not an option, but your habitiable planet, Earth, is an exact match. Your technology is far behind our own, and we are prepared to take what is needed for us to live. We can peacefully co-exist on Earth. I the representative have deemed this action nessesary for our survival. I have stayed on your planet and gathered the information that was needed. Prepare yourselves Earthlings, we're here to take what is rightfully ours.
why is it that the space-niggers always come to Cred Forums to speak to everyone?
Ayden Gonzalez
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Justin Lee
Be reasonable, my people have little patience.
I was told by a fat, middle aged man.
Brayden Ross
go harass people, who actually claim to represent everyone, like the good people at tumblr- they love space minorities like you and they'll fully accept you and protect you from our hate speech
Gabriel Hall
check out these outta worldly dubs.
David Cox
What's your excuse for not getting a healthy circumcision?
Stephen hawking warns about interacting with aliens, so yeah fuck that son
John Wilson
>take me to your leader >links that nigga to Cred Forums
Luke Taylor
oh i'm sorry i meant these
Evan Morales
Send internet speed
Sebastian Reyes
patch me through to your wi-fi
Luke Morris
Fuck off, we're full
Nolan Butler
off by 1
Jose White
As humans say, nice d-dubs? Our internet speed on the mothership is 100TB
Leo Rivera
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William Myers
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Samuel Baker
Sorry space niggers, but extra chromosomes arent welcome
Colton Martin
yeah, space-niggers are nothing but trouble
coming over here, stealing our women and our jobs... fuck that, you cant even build a wall to keep them out
and they have better shit than us- so dont even encourage them
Ethan Murphy
checking trips
Cooper Scott
lmao this alien nigger's wearing a party hat
Justin Taylor
check em
Colton Phillips
ayyy lmao
Carter Richardson
Nice trips Prove it space nigger
Gabriel Cook
I am the leader of all huamns on earth.
Ask me anything!
Parker Fisher
ayyyyyyy
Zachary Morales
I'm using human internet, our internet (we call it bopzeevooteenet) only connects to our bopzeevooteenetvets, which are servers.
Daniel James
Imma build a dome.
Xavier Perry
I can now see that you humans are unreasonable, prepare yourselves for the worst.
Mason Smith
you didnt respond to my post, fucker
Leo Roberts
I have now arranged a meeting with your leader.
Leo Ortiz
m8 Ive tried, once the space-niggers get in theres nothing you can do
the other day I was sitting in my back garden and this green ET looking motherfucker crashed through my green house and kept asking "can I have £1.87 for a mc dougnalds" I kept telling it to fuck off, eventually it stole a whole loaf of bread and flew off, it does it every week, I have to buy an extra loaf of bread
its fucked and theres nothing you can do, but if you dont talk to them they might leave
Nicholas Cook
Underrated post
Jason Butler
The h4x0r known as 4chin? Howja manage dat?
Jaxon Cruz
Our race can communicate with telepathy, I simply asked one of us, that was captured years ago to arrange it.
Chase Martin
U mean these faggets?
Charles Reyes
I remember you You're still a faggot
Gavin Campbell
>dome >the earth is a sphere Don't tell me you're one of those flat earth faggots?
Christopher Brown
pretty sure its these
Juan Bennett
for one country its a dome?
Brody Anderson
So, telepathic but can't avoid capture? You don't seem very superior to me. Nothing here is rightfully yours, space nigger. An zhilnek, fa99ot.
Ryder Morgan
T O P K E K
Cameron Smith
You'll just become cucks and traps like everyone else here.
Hudson Flores
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Thomas Stewart
How much porn do you have to download to sustain the need for those speeds?
Space niggers have no clue what is too much, that's why the shits literally destroyed their planet SMH
Caleb Green
Faggot
Andrew Rogers
faggot
Ethan Morgan
>sphere can't intersect with larger sphere lolwut? Do you even know what a dome is? There's a fuckton of them on this spherical blob of rock. Lurn2geometry!
Nathaniel Davis
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Colton Cooper
Fuck off were full
Brayden Rogers
Woah chill alien dude I'm like cool with you guys as long as you don't go all crazy on us
Zachary Carter
No, fuck you! No get, NYPA. Get fuq'd, faggot.
Jackson Gutierrez
samefag
Hudson Gomez
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Christopher Sanchez
U got space guns. If so what are they?
Matthew Long
>captured youtube.com/watch?v=GQToaAqPMvY Is this your guy? Because he looks like one of the ones that have been visiting me every Spring the past decade or so.
