My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Christopher Cook
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Dominic Ward
you have trumps skin
your girl is trump
no one wins
Thomas Long
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Jordan Robinson
Dude you post this shit every day since I have been here...FUCK OFF, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GF
Asher Morgan
Best thread on Cred Forums right now.
Cooper Perez
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Jack Reyes
Hey Humans,
My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future
Henry Clark
I'm just tired of this guy being on Cred Forums and posting this 24/7
Jason Russell
It's funny cause he died in a car accident.
Christopher Torres
HEY KISAMAS, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
Jordan Roberts
this
Thomas Martinez
I'm an oldfag - I remember when this was funny
Adam Reyes
Sadly this. Where has the lulz gone? Why has Cred Forums transpired into a porn site?
Isaiah Ross
Being this new
Chase Gray
Hey you dirty rascals,
My name is Mabel, and I am cross with every single one of you. All of you are lazy oafs and layabouts who spend every moment of their day looking at reprehensible photographs. You are everything dastardly in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been ballroom dancing before? I mean, I guess it's swell playing people the fool because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than one of those dirty stag films in papa's bottom drawer.
Don't be a stranger. Just try your tomfoolery with me and see how far it gets you. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a chicken farmer, a seamstress, and one hell of a cook. What constructive things have you done with yourself, other than "make one sided whoopie to cartoons of those dirty japs"? I also knit some very keen doilies, and have a wonderful kitty cat (She just started pawing my lap; Shit was the bees knees). You are all ruffians and ragamuffins who should hurry up and get thrown in jail. Thanks for listening.
My name is Carl, and I wonder about every single one of the stars. All of them are big, wonderful, bodies of gas who spend every second of their day giving off heat and light. The stars are everything wonderful in the Cosmos. Honestly, have any of you ever stood outside and stare into the sky? I mean, it's just such an overwhelming sight, but the galaxies take it to a whole new level. It's an even more amazing sight than the stars themselves.
Don't be afraid. The Cosmos are our future. We just have to stop this fighting before we destroy ourselves. The Cosmos is full of "star-stuff", and we're all made up of it. What part of the Cosmos do you like, other than the galaxies, stars, and "glorious dawns"? The Cosmos is our future home, and living there is going to be a very real heaven. (I was just gazing up at the Cosmos; sky was SO cash). You should all go outside and stare up at the billions and billions of stars. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and the Cosmos.
Dominic Foster
/r/equesting the boomhauer edit if anyone has it
Evan Cook
WEBUYUGLYHOUSES.COM
Jaxon Kelly
Greetings Borg,
My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are violent, hive minded, life forms who spend every second of their day assimilating other races. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever done any first contacts? I mean, I guess it's fun assimilating other species, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than breaking the prime directive.
Don't be an alien. Just phase me with your highest setting. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Stargazer, and I'm captain of the USS Enterprise. What exploring do you do, other than "destroying civilizations and assimilating their technology"? I also have a perfect crew, and a banging hot ship (She just did a Picard Maneuver; Shit was SO cash). You are all an evil race who should just retreat to your homeworld. Hailing frequencies closed.
Pic Related: It's me and my ship
Kevin Green
seconding this
Nathan Turner
S'goin on man.
Dang ol', name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate ern/ single oneayou. knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat. dang or. dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spen errydamnsecondoftheday checking out du du dumb pictures Talkinabout. damnwaste atime. yaskme. knowimsayin'? For realman. anyo'ya'll even. talkinabout. goin out to the club man getwhatimean. get somudatyaknow. WHOO WHOO. knowwhatimsayinman? Talkinabout. y'know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang oF computer. and just clic-click-click-click-click. thateasyman gettinon the dang ol' websites and just lookinatda dang ol' picshas and bein' like hekelookadis. man. knowimsayinman. but tellyawut. ya'll takintoofar man. tellinya. too far.
Don't be talkinabout. beatinaroun a bush. juslike. bestraightuptalkinaboutitlikethis Dangol'. juslookatme. man Gotnoproblemso'erhere. man. I tellyouwhut man. Gotmeset o'weights. knowimsayin. jusgetonthatb-b-enchpress. knowimsayin. juslike twohundredthreehundred pounds. just belike SOOPSOOPSOOP. dangol. like 40repsaintnothin. turnaroundangol. geoutoutofmyridesallyman. revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOM. dangol. but hermuhself. knowimsayinman? Whatyouupto man. dangolgetting on thecomputer. justlike. typetype. talklinabout. nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman. dangol gotme3rdgirlthisweek. tookherhom. knowimsayinman? (Talkinabout. gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction. knowimtalkinaboutman? Justlikedangol. talkinabout. just like...damn) Dangol. shouldbeashamded ayourselves. Tellyouwutman. justtellinlikeitis.
Dang'oltellinyawut. clickclichoosefilesearchpicture. its me an'mygirlman know im sayin?
Hudson Gutierrez
This thread brings some old time keks
Adam Cox
Oh yay, a oompa loompa is talking.
David Nguyen
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Jace Smith
Hey, John.
I work at a restaurant in Canada. And every time an American customer comes in, I offer them gravy. They ask me, "What's gravy?"
Are you shitting me? I know you have gravy in The States. I see it all the time on TV. What the fuck is going on, John?
James Brown
Greetings Founders,
My name is Benjamin Sisko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are violent, shape-shifting, life forms who spend every second of their day oppressing other races. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever tried not being false God's? I mean, I guess it's fun oppressing and destroying other civilizations, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than what the Cardassian's did to Bajor.
Don't be an alien. Just phase me with your highest setting. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm commander of a former Cardassian station, Captain of the Defiant, and the Emissary of the Prophets. What diplomacy do you do, other than "destroying civilizations and oppressing their people"? I also have a perfect crew, and a banging hot station (She just fucked up 50 Bird's of Prey; Shit was SO cash). You are all an evil race who should just retreat to your homeworld. Hailing frequencies closed.
