Celeb fap thread again

Celeb fap thread again

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Oh god the party hat is situated on Emma's head PERFECTLY. I can't fap now.

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Heh

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Would you watch a Katy Perry sex tape, if she was fucking one of the aliens from Signs?

Yes, more Iggy please. She's in my "trashy fap" category.

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I'd rather see that than watch her fuck a nigger like you would, faggot!

Would you watch a Katy Perry sex tape, if she was fucking the Jolly Green Giant?

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faggots.

The real question is, if Katy Perry did a sex tape, but it was with a black guy, would you still watch it?

I love Vicky

Actually... that one I would have to see. But only if the aliens are real

maturely speaking why you feel attracted by her?
this assless bitch does nothing for me shes not even talented as actress

this bitch here is what i'm talking about
she vaporizes sex

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And my answer is still yes.

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Did they bang?

>Still
> implying I would watch her fuck anyone

no. katy perry is ugly.

I love her too

If Katy Perry did a sex tape, but it was with three North Korean prison guards, would you still watch it?

Who is this?

How could I resist?

Ok, lets start a petition to get Katy Perry to do a blacked scene.

Tell people all the money made will go to some nigger charity or some shit.

She's liberal and retarded enough she might actually do it.

Get it trending lads, can we make this happen?

kek at all those white dudes voting yes.

If sex tape did a blackguy with katy perry would you still watch it?

Anything that gets Katy perry naked is fine by me

This is actually a really good idea.

Could this.... actually work?

There's no possible way to resist

as long as she takes it up her ass

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If Ainsley Harriott did a sex tape, but he did it with Katy Perry, would you still watch it?

Are you white?

>Implying anyone wouldn't

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Old Cred Forums would have made this happen.

If Katy perry made a sextape with a brony, would he watch it?

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Would who watch it?

yes and I don't care what you say

I just have an anal fetish so she can do it with the emperor of Japan as far as I care

yfw little Emma could beat your ass

it could, but how would we start the petition?
and who would do it?

>implying that's not what I want

>Emma Watson will never beat your ass while telling you she prefers black guys

:(

Can we have more Katy Perry captions please? No matter how retarded?

Start by maybe getting it trending on twitter.

Then maybe some news sites pick it up and it gets her attention.

Then she feels like it would be such a progressive thing to do that she actually does it and the money goes to some nig charity.


Then we fap ourselves into oblivion.

If Katy Perry did a sex tape, but it was with your own mother, would you still watch it?

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not if kate perry was in it

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my own mother? Or her mom?

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Your mom. Not Katy's mom.

Best answer right here. Top kek.

Iggy Azalea's ass is underrated.

Kek

alright people
shall we try have slightly more variety in the thread?

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Post whatever you want, user. I came in this thread to fap, but I've just been kekking at the Katy Perry nonsense.

Is that a link to the Ainsley Harriott/Katy sex tape?

Anyone wanna jerk off with me on kik? Hardguy_11198

cock tribute on her?

Shes a feminazi, thats her motto, beating the asses of every being whit a dick

I don't have the facilities to do so. Enjoying that booty though.

>not if kate perry was in it

wait w w what he means by this?

If Katy Perry offered to give you a footjob, but you had to give her your entire life savings, would you fuck her feet?

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I just procure to touch myself when hes on plane and stop when katy

Jesus what an ass. Who is this?

Mmmmmm ryry

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you mean my gtx 1080 and 200 bucks

yeah why not i just finished doom yesterday

run that by me again?

Iggy Azalea. Shitty Australian "rapper". Even though I like two or three of her songs.

mmm, love MEW

Mmmmm indeed.

If Katy Perry offered to give a nigger a footjob, but you had to give her your entire life savings, would you fap to it?

>fapping to nigger lovers

faggots

its iggy azelea

Considering I'm < 25, have like no money, then yes.

>tfw you get Katy Perry's sexy feet all to yourself

Heh

Gotta fap now

Let me rp as your favorite female celebrity. Anything goes, just respond to my comment with her name.

What kinda phone /browser are you using user?

Oh hey glad you're still here friend, have some Nicki Minaj. I think you'll like her, no?

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Katy Perry. Let's see if you can get me off or going.

If Katy Perry offered to give a nigger a footjob, but you had to give her your entire life savings and let her castrate you, before licking off the niggers cum, would you accept?

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Wew she's pretty

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Chrome on lg gpad 2

Same. What do you wanna see of her?

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She really is

Your favorite

Love her in that blue bikini

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I wonder if op did this on purpose

Let us discuss lewd things we would do with dove

What's wrong with you?

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Take away the castrate part. Then I'd do it.

Katy Perry seducing me with her feet lets go

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i would watch her fuck pretty much anything, just as long as she was into it

You are now a black cock loving Katy Perry

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Me too but either way it's entertaining :-)

Oh my jesus christ.

>just as long as she was into it
Strike one

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Tiddy

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Probably the one I already posted.

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this 2mb shit is killing me

Do you have kik?

You like Nicki?

No, but I have skype. There's also the rizon.

You can nearly make out her ass crack right where the zipper ends. Can someone X-ray?

I would wanna play with those tits.

More than that, I like that pic you posted. Pic tits, high res, my dick.

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She needs a nose job right quick.

Mmmmm yesssss

*big tits

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She's got top-tier titties IMHO. Nice, big, and round.

I would get her to lie on her stomach naked and i would grease up her thighs and fuck between them

My guess is she's making you start to stroke yourself.

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Why are they playing golf in bikinis?

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Because they appear to be on a beach?

i masturbate almost every day with this two

Like always...

Of course she does. And she fucking knows it.

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What about Grimes?

'Come on user! Just vote for Hilary and I'll let you do anything you want with my soles...slide them around anything you like...'

I prefer kik

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anyone do cock tribute? send me email??

No Katy,

Even your feet aren't worth voting for her.

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I cannot use kik, as I don't own a smart phone. Can only do skype/browser based.

That's obviously a sand trap, I know because I own a golf course. It is also illegal or in bad taste to wear revealing clothing so as not to distract other players.

She's super catholic are you guys fucking retarded?

I want to fuck her hairy armpits so much

Kik?

Damn it Katy. This is not the seduction I wanted.

>mfw my favorite celeb to fap to endorses fucking Hitlary

You like her legs?
That would be pretty hot.

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Why don't you have a smartphone?

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Yeah, all those people sitting in chairs under umbrellas in lounge chairs are in a sand trap. Also the clothing could be explained by it being a private club.

Antithetical to my way of life.

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want more iggy ass?

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Omg yes!!!!!

Yes

Yes. It would feel so good cumming while just slightly sliding on her lips.

I would also lick cum off her legs and feet.

Jawohl, bitte!

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'Awww don't be like that user, imagine how creamy...smooth...soft and good they'd feel all over my soles...It's just a little tick at the ballot and you'll be in heaven after ;) '

No thanks,i prefer Ivanka you fucking heaten

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The one on the right is sorta cut I suppose.

That wouldnt be enough to get me to vote for shill. try harder katy.

comfy as fuck

cute*

Ok Katy, I'll do it! I'll vote for Hillary!
>goes into private voting booth
>votes for Vermin Supreme

So, about that footjob, eh?

Whos this semendemon

'I've even got some wine for you here and a cuck ready to watch you fuck my soles user, I know you can't say no.'

God yes. Love lia

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Kathy Griffin

Gosh, reverse image searches really are hard aren't they!

Hmmmm

Do the dove bros want to rp with dove? I can be your dove.

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You know mutual masterbation is a slippery slope into being a faggot. Pretty soon you'll be on the bus and

Mmm kim

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Nah KP I'm good.

Even a footjob from you won't make me vote for that crooked Saudi dick sucking wench.

However, if you vote to MAGA I would be willing to be your slave.

She isn't at all Catholic. Not for a long fucking time now. She's tweeted about nigger dicks before.

>that beard
She looks like the gortons fisherman

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Thanks! this Florence and the machine girl is so sexy

That was shopped you literal retard

That is one ugly man

I would only if it's mine.

Karen is adorable

It's still up on her twitter.

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You might want to check again m8.

You have no idea what you are talking about. I am a golf.

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How to get Katy Perry to do a foot fetish video without her being aware of it? I bet some bullshit charity would work. Souls 4 Soles or some shit.

Can i lick yours off her? If so where will you cum?

We'll I don't have twatter

You might be a golf, but I actually have experience working on private golf courses.

Such a sexy slut

How are you ~25 and have no money? You should have your shit together by now.

Woah my god my dick

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I want to explore every inch of her body with my tongue

I said "like" no money. I have money, just not much. Retard.

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Mmm, I want that sexy body bouncing on my cock

Why is emma never not cute?

Every haircut, whatever clothes, no matter what Emma is attractive.

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Trying to steal my idea?

If you want to.
Either her feet or her stomach.

Is that a ghost?

I want her to sit her fat juicy ass on my face and let me taste her asshole and pussy. God she's so amazing.

Mmm, pound that fuckable ass

Sorry I'm back, I like that pic a lot

I'll bet she tastes so good

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uh oh

MY fav masie pic

Why not combine both?

A taste of heaven

I would gladly suck cum off her toes. I would do anything for the chance of her jerking me off.

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for a second i thought her shoes said PAWG

Truly

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Is roleplay user still here?

portuguese tv host,want more?

Well fuck you

I want to know what makes anons like her.
Do you see her wonky face and like it? What exactly do you like about her?

Yes

It's true. I would drink her feminist bath water.

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more katherine winnick please

Verily

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Didn't she fuck riff raff the rapper?

god, I love rachel mcadams

Will you do a Maisie?

Np. She got it all.

;D

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I told you guys she would be hotter than Lindsay Lohan 7 years ago but no one would believe me. Jokes on you fucks now.

Honestly idk. It's her attitude and her facial expressions for me I think. Makes me wanna go Ludicrous from head to toe on her.

Fuuck that ass!

Those hands would feel great around your cock.

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Do you really think Katy Perry would do nigger porn for charity you fucking moron

Absolutely. Do you have kik? If you do add Jaymanheim

Anyone who wants to rp can add me

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>i love greentext.
>greentext is like my family.

Love the cleavage and legs/feet

>Is he trolling?

Oh my. Do you think she would play with my balls? Could i convince her to finger me too?

got any more of jessica alba?

Emma has lovely... hands :)

her asshole is either on her lower back, or combined with her pussy. either way, fuck off.

No, I mean do a sample Maisie here please :)

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HNNNG

more of mila kunis pls

post TS