Waifu claiming thread

well its my first time posting since returning so now im here next thread ill be still here

>remember to get enough sleep

It's 01:15 and i have to wake up at around 5-ish

yay you made it

(yuno)
please no stalking

because hes only here not still here

Thanks, I'm proud of them

I'm not much of a music guy anyway

And in the next day you regret it but still do the same.

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go to sleep

Why would get a girlfriend if I have Shiro? That seems oddly pointless.
Yes, I plan on getting a job sometime soon.
Now come over here and let me give you a tongue kiss on your hot pocket...

Welcome back Saya, sorry top hear you couldn't sleep :(
I love music. Here I was hoping you were into classical :(

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late reply
why not? are you doing illegal stuff?

Theres too many tomoko claimers, i can't keep track of which one's which.

Sucks to suck.

Thanks for the advice, much helpful

You're getting stronger

Too much time drinking

I'm a genius !

Hello ruri, how are you spending your time here?

Wo-wooaaa
Lets just hold hands instead~

It may be to you but keeping up appearances is the best thing you can do.
Besides you can't eat dinner with Shiro or show her to your friends and family now, can you?

Anthony with hair is bad Anthony.
Sounds good.

I need the story behind these.

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You must know a lot about sucking

>what if I am

Well I'll be drinking with friends
With one of them going to sleep..
>fuck

Fuck, one off. still better than 2 off though

I use to be able to before texas moved.

I CAN'T POST MY HAND WRESTLING ON A TRAIN WEBM
NOOOOOOO

We're just that cool my man~

Watching something with them?

its ok

theres only 2 and then one who pretends to be and trolls them

>late reply
left to somewhere
because i don't like stalkers, and you aren't a cute girl with pink hair in real life

He's pretty damn good at it.

Indeed you are, Yuuko.
I'm currently doing fine, I love this time of the day, where it isn't crowded as usual.
Comfy threads are comfy.

They're a mystery to everybody.
>But you, Cupcake.

Are you being sarcastic? What do you mean by you made it?

Thats 2 (or 3) too many for me

I always knew you were secretly cool.

I'm plenty mysterious, don't be so mean.

What do you mean before Texas moved?

ARE YOU CEREAL!?

Turns out I am good at sucking. Can't even get dubs today. Oh well. No lewds for me.

>friends
Those aren't in the picture.
No I can't. But she makes me happy. How many times do I have to type out what I care about is being happy for it to take any effect on you? Are your eyes not sending pictures to your brain correctly? Or are you actually so dense as to not understand that people do things that make them happy, even if others may not like it?
That's no good.

We were just going to get drunk and generally have a good time

If only I had booze or something

Hai Alice. Well, I could sleep, but don't want to even though I'm somewhat tired. Feels like time would go to waste and don't want it to be tomorrow just yet.

its ok keep rolling

oh whats going on?
did you just assume my gender?

It's so secret nobody but myself knows about it
Shhhhh

The tomo user who lived in texas

Take my hand

Have fun with that.
I know they will with you around.

Not only that, but also that you aren't cute and you don't have pink hair.

That is a very cute gif.
>Can I hold hands with you too?
>into classical
>relies on digital copies
Disgusting. I wish I had vinyls of them

Calamity-masu'd

Cred Forums was down for me

Here.

secrets out now, sucker.

hey since you like black people so much have you checked out the new marvel netflix show? luke cage? it's pretty freakin' great so far. they really nail these shows.

im hurt, how do you know im not cute?
i can always colour my hair

Stop mocking me!

That would be me.

That wasn't me! Just pointed out some other things he assumed than just gender.

im not trying to. i only want the best for you

Surprise three way!

I like how the character wears cuffs like black men are suppose to~

Yeah, a lot of your filenames are different now so i don't know anymore.
It's never been easy with you people.
Hi though.

Thank you fam
Now that's a lie if I ever saw one :^)

Meh
Don't want to spend money on it

While she may make you happy, I would strongly advise putting on a façade of happiness with a 3DPD.

no last thread you were second, this time you made it and it was half sarcastic

i assumed it because of the way you act

theres ways to tell the actual 2 apart, the other one will say shit

sometimes that tomo posts pic with the default name with numbers and shit so it just looks like hes gone, he has better grammar than the other tomo though if that helps

kekek

man you racist as fuck. also what are you even talking about, he doesn't wear no cuffs.

If you got quads that roll I would have left /waifu/ forever.

I still use capitalization and punctuation in all of my posts. Even when I lurk.

Oh ok, i really didn't understand it. and go take your half-sarcasm to someone else cause i don't want it

Oh my. I like this.
It's something I probably should do. I'll get around to it sometime. I should focus more on school though, not getting a girlfriend I wouldn't even like.

I wouldn't mind holding hand with both of (You). We can have a tea party too
I suppose there is that too. It's satisfying though.
If you ever have the opportunity to see a live orchestra, I recommend it

How the hell are you keeping track?
This is as good a time as any to ask you about how you ended up here?

he does in the comic. But all i did was google the name.

Good to know.

i fucking love this gif
yea but you pointed it out in a painful way
you meant it
oh...
ouch
i guess im not cute then

that would have been sad

that comic racist as fuck. maybe. I dunno. I don't read the comics the hell kind of nerd you think I am?
I wait for them to turn it into a tv show like a real american.

Erica claimed

>how are you keeping track
theres only two, third is just a troll i guess, who shows up from time to time
i've been "claiming" since like late august, active lurk before that, and before that didn't think much when i saw these threads

well i guess you don't want to be newfriends

i guess not but apparently tomo is from what you've said

Anything, but coffee~

So would watching comic book men be the most american thing a man can do?

I guess. I've been like that since these threads started.

It's a good one.

Eh, I don't think many people would miss me.

School is important, but don't be a nerd

erica *cute

it's up there. if you drink a beer and have a football game going on another screen and grill up some hot dogs all at the same time you'll be pretty american.

fuck outta here with your off-white walmart panties. i bet you haven't washed them ever. god hates you and you smell like a vagina. your vagina smells horrible i'm sure.

But what's wrong with you is what i mean?
Normal people don't do this.

I always just went by your filename.
It doesn't help that we rarely talk directly.
Guess i should pay more attention.

Don't forget a gun.

maybe but i like seeing you around

I assumed that it was a given you'd have a gun shoved down the front of your pants for all this.

I mean, if you're in america you're legally obligated to have one on your person at all times.

Hello to you cutie.

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how's it going?

do what? remember patterns and actions of others? i mean not most people would and how would that be weird

i hope you still like me eventough im not cute
and yea he is. he will be my money maker
if it means anything i like the fits you throw from time to time

Anime is fucking gay

Kys weebs

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

whoever the fuck this is

Not a fun of pokémon waifus but Braixen is super cute.

Going alright. Just home bored.

I wish i had a gun, but massachusettes is dumb.

No no, be here in this thread circle jerking as i am.

hmmm, who the fukc are you?

Furry
I'm no weeb

True.

Thanks.

Eh?

>I have been a Cred Forums cuck for nearly 2 years.
LOL

It's not like i wanted to sleep tonight or anything

yeah, that's how it goes, huh. same here, typical home on a saturday for me.

move to a proper state like texas or arizona.

This sounds great.
I'm just trying to pass.

>Eh, I don't think many people would miss me
i meant to answer this
bit confusing my bad

i keep shit posting and people keep on ignoring me. don't make me post actual content. i'm not fucking doing it.

Michigan looks like a nice state.

Try to excel, i know you can

i'll ignore you, but i can't ignore those trips

i will give you a (you)
because trips

What fits tho?

How i spend most my weekends. Hopefully tomorrow wont be boring.

>off by 1 in every way
who wouldn't want to be jerking it in a circle, its the greatest feeling, you get erect and grab and rub the dick of the person next to you as someone else rubs yours, no homo though.

we will only ever be friends
how will he be your money maker?

here your (you)

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If you can't pass without trying you might be dumb.
Can't ignore those trips, but I can ignore you
Its not.

Hi there Galil!

and Smug

And non puppet alice

and Yuuko

Hair drills that will pierce the heavens

>Suika claim

>horrible smelling vagina

yeah if you're a total homo.

what's happening tomorrow?

hello there. how's it going?

Non-puppet Alice?

Some things are hard to understand - like jellyfish. Do you understand jellyfish?

afternoon

bought This War of Mine today on xbox

Pretty fun

>was supposed to hang out with normie friends today
>they didn't even come out to get me

Last time i try to hang out with normies

Going to a cookout. And im going to eat all the Hamburgers.

Well, not almost dying today! Find out tomorrow when I'm coming back to the US.

Other Alice is Alice Margatroid. You're Anti-Lewd Alice, which automatically makes us allies.

How is the War of Tomokos?

That sounds goooood.

There's tons of homo here.

Tea then burgers.

Oh? but great lakes, cool climate, maybe nice people? Maybe some volunteer work at isle royale.

sYOUka!

All my friends are.

O do not

>this isnt a hugbox
idk couldnt think of a better word
we may not talk much but i still notice you on here
i can live with that, also im sorry if i come over clingy im just joking
you dont know how much people pay for some cute boy puss
especially in LA its a goldmine

are you the cool one are the gay one?

the war?
i dont know mavis what do you consider me?

>In a bad mood
>Sitting on the ground in the guest room
>Everybody keeps coming in here and bothering me and trying to be funny
God damn it I fucking hate this kind of shit I'm about to go off on them and they don't fucking realize that someone is mad until that person is yelling at them or beating them they're fucking retarded
Hey Suika
Sorta
Hi Felix
>This just made me madder

hmm, you are pretty cool braham

that sounds delicious. what do you like on your burgers usually?

is almost dying something you usually do?
where have you been that isn't the usa?

better just join in then, they can't all be wrong, right?

you learned a valuable lesson today felix. normies are the worst.

I do indeed try too.
Yay!
So you're telling me to not try, got it.

Well it's not! And I think you.

you, from the future...

ok who wants to hear something amusing?

Yeah I'm mad too tbh

Just gonna play TWoM tonight

They are, fucking hate normies

thanks doc
sure

let the hate run through you.

Well. Pathfinder Sunday is going well. We managed to scare the shit out of a dwarven bounty hunter.

If i'm involved it must be wrong.

Sure

Amuse me, user.

then why does it always feel so right with you, yuuko?~

Depends on how amusing it is and how long before you post it

>sure

i've had a horrible case of diarrhea for like a year. so sometimes i take 4 immodium ad. but i fucked up and took 4 of them twice today. i ate a bunch of mc donald's earlier. it feels like bricks are being pushed through my intestines.

Youtube has a lot of dinosaurs documentaries that are great as background sound.

That's the universe getting your hopes up so it can let you down~

I know

Loaded just no pickles

Yeah, there are a handful of Tomoko claimers. I just assumed there was a war going on.

What are you mad about?

No, not usually. There were just some weather and other issues that popped up yesterday that caused a really dangerous situation.

I'm in Japan for work right now.

yeah. it's good at that.

that's a shame. pickles are the best. love pickles.

ah, well glad you made it through alive.

japan? lucky. I'd love to visit there someday.

thats not very amusing but err thanks mavis
really only 2 that post. texas and me and texas is chill

Oh shit a weeb that made it to the home land.

Lets just enjoy the ride then.

They kill the taste for me. Now i want a burger now.

Anti lewds, unite! How are you doing tonight Suika?
I had burgers two days in a row, I don't want any more for a long time :(
What kind of tea do you take, Shiro?

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I don't even remember what "enjoying" things feels like anymore.

kinda want a burger too. and a bunch of pickles.

Saved

>pickles

>thats not very amusing

true, it also hurts like a motherfucker

pickles are one of my favorites. I load up my burgers and sandwiches with them. mmm.

That game looks good, I think they made a board game of it as well
How does PFS work?
A whole bunch of little shit has just been going on all damn day and yestersay and the day before and I'm fucking tired of it.

Do you even have taste buds?

Burgers is only an after hand holding food.
Ur a hussy

This gif explains what it is

Pickles are one of the best things you can have in a burger.

yes, that's why I like pickles so much. banana peppers are pretty great too. so is sauerkraut.

huh. seems complicated.

miku coming out of nowhere with the amazing taste. you know your shit.

No

No pickles!

I'm allowed to like different things than you, silly.

Pickles are best

maybe take some pain meds then

I'm the guy that eats the pickles of everyone who doesn't like pickles at McDonald's.

Yes.

I still like you even know you like pickles.

this user knows what's up

same. I always get my friend's pickles when we go out to eat together because he almost never wants them.

well thank goodness for that

It's pretty fun, although i just started it and barely have a fucking clue as to what I'm supposed to do

Finally you admit my opinion is the best

Nom nom nom

If you are still lurking Ruri, I'll take that lewd now.

on this subject it's pretty spot on. hello again.

what are you nomming?

Why not?

It's nice to have friends who don't like them. Captcha was burgers, these coincidences happen weirdly often.

Not pfs. Im not in there. This is all a circle of friends.

>still can't roll dubs

For fucks sake. This is getting old.

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