trips decides what branch i join tomorrow
Trips decides what branch i join tomorrow
None cause your a fag
Coastguard
peace corps
help me out faggots, lets send this dipshit to build huts in the third world.
Go uscg
t. A member
coast guard, fag
everyone just say coast guard
rrrolling
Coast Guard with an open contract
Roll for this one guys it will really fuck him hard
Coast Guard you fucking nigger!!!
Why is coast guard a fuckery?
ISIS
We don't have open contracts anymore
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WHAT THE FUCK WHY
ISIS
Navy as a ship painter
ISIS
rawling
ISIS RE ROLL
roll again
Coast guard will require a higher asvab score. You're not dumb are you op?
rawl
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ISIS with an open contract
Marines
Basic will kill this basement dwelling faggot, assuming he can even pass the physical qualifications
ISIS
oh my fuck
Join the Corps. Go harden up, you limp dick faggot!
Dono what that means
Army. Be an 11C.
South african nigger battalion
Reroll
that means they put you wherever the fuck they want... essentially a boat painter or cook.
air force
killing machine best machine
roll
roll roll
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roll roll roll
roll roll roll roll
ISIS as a beheader
Marines
french foreign legion
Rolling for Air Force
FUCKING OFF BY ONE
9gag army xDDDD
Coast Guard here. Do it. Just hit 10.years. easy af Cred Forumsro.
Marines so you'll die first
Rolling for Barnum and Baileys Clown College
Rerolling
Black lives matter. Start shooting every white guy you see. Sacrifice yourself to promote the donald
reroll
rawl
So close.
rawl
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The one with the eagle in space
Salvation army.
re
rawl
re
Hang self from branch roll
getting closer
Marines
Korean Peoples Army. Smash the imperialist Americans.
Again.
Fuck so close
bro army
OMFG WHY CANT WE GET TRIPSS IN THIS THREAD
USAF
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>easy af
What rate, where are you stationed
I'm at tracen petaluma
Reroll
because you touch yourself at night
also
ISIS
USAF
Kys roll
Rereroll
rerawl
Army of God
roll
isis
rerolling
AirForce
Roll
coast tard
rerawl
Dammit, again.
coast guard
come chill with me in the Navy bro...
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join with no guarented a school
Marines so you don't turn gay in process
coast cucks
army, cause we actually have a budget and don't suck
coast guard for bad assery
>basic is hard
Are you a stupid fuck?
we have the biggest budget lol... rawling for coast tard
he meant its hard for faggots like OP
NASA
NeedAnotherSevenAstronauts.
ARMY EOD
the box Army
NOAA Corps. Unknown 6th branch of military. Not even joking boys.
This branch looks pretty sturdy
Aet over in corpus right now. What's up homie!!!!
I'm an AET. just fly all day and shit. What u doing over in petaluma? A school?
YMCA
it can't be
>movies
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army
motherfucker
join ISIS
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army infantry fam
join motherbase
reroll
join BOPE
Airforce
join S.H.I.E.L.D.
bump. Join up with Diamond Dogs and be Boss's bitch
USAF fag
The Klan
fug
I'm an instructor
Fs
join axis powers today!
join army of darkness with bruce campbell
French Foreign Legion
What recruiting station is open on a Sunday? well embrace the fun of cleaning toilets and mowing lawns in the army!
rawling
coast gurad
College
Air Force
College
dayyyyyum reroll
College.
con college?
College ROTC for the Air Force
college..
ROTC Air Force
do dub dubs count?
Hey why not. It would be in this dips shits best interest,
Chair force
roll
National guard.
Air Force ROTC
I'm doing that this year, pretty kool so far
Nice. Fs was second choice. Cook and get fat signing bonuses. Plus get to travel. Good for you brotha
Marines as an 03XX
Air Force, ROTC
TSA
It's Sunday you Fuck(if you are in California which I'm guessing you are) , how does no one realize the offices are closed tomorrow
Reroll.
You join nothing OP
Little caesar's
reroll
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Nice dubs.
Join the Naval Reserve
Fallen heroes
u high m8?
Navy because you're a faggot.
the national guard
Rolling for cock hanging out of uniform
Scientology navy