Trips decides what branch i join tomorrow

trips decides what branch i join tomorrow

None cause your a fag

Coastguard

peace corps


help me out faggots, lets send this dipshit to build huts in the third world.

Go uscg
t. A member

coast guard, fag

everyone just say coast guard

rrrolling

Coast Guard with an open contract

Roll for this one guys it will really fuck him hard

Coast Guard you fucking nigger!!!

Why is coast guard a fuckery?

ISIS

We don't have open contracts anymore

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY

ISIS

Navy as a ship painter

ISIS

rawling

ISIS RE ROLL

roll again

Coast guard will require a higher asvab score. You're not dumb are you op?

rawl

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ISIS with an open contract

Marines
Basic will kill this basement dwelling faggot, assuming he can even pass the physical qualifications

ISIS

oh my fuck

Join the Corps. Go harden up, you limp dick faggot!

Dono what that means

Army. Be an 11C.

South african nigger battalion

Reroll

that means they put you wherever the fuck they want... essentially a boat painter or cook.

air force

killing machine best machine

roll

roll roll

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roll roll roll

roll roll roll roll

ISIS as a beheader

Marines

french foreign legion

Rolling for Air Force

FUCKING OFF BY ONE

9gag army xDDDD

Coast Guard here. Do it. Just hit 10.years. easy af Cred Forumsro.

Marines so you'll die first

Rolling for Barnum and Baileys Clown College

Rerolling

Black lives matter. Start shooting every white guy you see. Sacrifice yourself to promote the donald

reroll

rawl

So close.

rawl

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The one with the eagle in space

Salvation army.

re

rawl

re

Hang self from branch roll

getting closer

Marines

Korean Peoples Army. Smash the imperialist Americans.

Again.

Fuck so close

bro army

OMFG WHY CANT WE GET TRIPSS IN THIS THREAD

USAF

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>easy af
What rate, where are you stationed

I'm at tracen petaluma

Reroll

because you touch yourself at night

also

ISIS

USAF

Kys roll

Rereroll

rerawl

Army of God

roll

isis

rerolling

AirForce

Roll

coast tard

rerawl

Dammit, again.

coast guard

come chill with me in the Navy bro...

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join with no guarented a school

Marines so you don't turn gay in process

coast cucks

army, cause we actually have a budget and don't suck

coast guard for bad assery

>basic is hard

Are you a stupid fuck?

we have the biggest budget lol... rawling for coast tard

he meant its hard for faggots like OP

NASA

NeedAnotherSevenAstronauts.

ARMY EOD

the box Army

NOAA Corps. Unknown 6th branch of military. Not even joking boys.

This branch looks pretty sturdy

Aet over in corpus right now. What's up homie!!!!

I'm an AET. just fly all day and shit. What u doing over in petaluma? A school?

YMCA

it can't be

>movies

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army

motherfucker

join ISIS

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army infantry fam

join motherbase

reroll

join BOPE

Airforce

join S.H.I.E.L.D.

bump. Join up with Diamond Dogs and be Boss's bitch

USAF fag

The Klan

fug

I'm an instructor
Fs

join axis powers today!

join army of darkness with bruce campbell

French Foreign Legion

What recruiting station is open on a Sunday? well embrace the fun of cleaning toilets and mowing lawns in the army!

rawling

coast gurad

College

Air Force

College

dayyyyyum reroll

College.

con college?

College ROTC for the Air Force

college..

ROTC Air Force

do dub dubs count?

Hey why not. It would be in this dips shits best interest,

Chair force

roll

National guard.

Air Force ROTC

I'm doing that this year, pretty kool so far

Nice. Fs was second choice. Cook and get fat signing bonuses. Plus get to travel. Good for you brotha

Marines as an 03XX

Air Force, ROTC

TSA

It's Sunday you Fuck(if you are in California which I'm guessing you are) , how does no one realize the offices are closed tomorrow

Reroll.

You join nothing OP

Little caesar's

reroll

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Nice dubs.

Join the Naval Reserve

Fallen heroes

u high m8?

Navy because you're a faggot.

the national guard

Rolling for cock hanging out of uniform

Scientology navy