Walk in

walk in
see this
what do

Suck it

Kick ballsack as hard as humanly possible

Give a helping hand

Try to sell him on the merits of Cred Forums pass.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

Kick. Hard.

Go to the next stall and do the same thing

Pepper spray

Not to sound edgy but i quite honestly would not be able to resist the urge to hoof that thing.
Its just too tempting.

What on the dick?
whats that gunna do?
the dick doesn't have eye
silly you

Suck it. Then pull my pants off and slip it in my ass. Have other people walk in and watch me jumping up and down on his cock. Have people cheer. He cums buckets inside me as the people in the bathroom applaud us.

Pepper spray is general irritant bro

what a faggot

Me too

oh
like burning feeling?

kick the shaft into the door

Leave apple store

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A faggot with DUBS.

Recognize!

I feel dirty.

I'm gonna keep going.

HehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

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here,
you can borrow mine

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Been there before

This

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Get my boot on that dick and pretend I'm kick starting a stubborn flooded Harley

TOP
FUCKING
KEK

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Yes, a very very intense burning feeling
basically like I sprayed you with fire

checked

I kek'd

rolling

Step. One: Lift Foot
Step. Two: Swing Foot Back.
Step. Three: Put boot into it.

why would you want to do that?
that sounds awful

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That's, uh, kinda the point XDD

NOCIE TRIPPS

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While he is stuck like that I would tie his balls and dick together so tightly he cant get hard, then fuck his ass until I blew a load deep inside him making him my little faggot bitch

Great point! Spray your own junk just to prove the point!

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XDD omg I wish I thought of to say that

I don't own this sprayable "fire"

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

degrees
Do you mean 180...?

Wonder how i shrunk from 6'2 to such a small size

Also, if your Under 6ft, Kill you're self

No he meant 360 degrees and walk right into it, ass first.

hello newfag

Always fucking gets them

NO! he means 360 and in he goes

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FUCKING /THREAD
I'M DONE

>Do you mean 180...?
Nah, he just doesn't want to show how excuted he really is! He'd prolly bust a nut before he could move!

jesus fuxk he fuxked up the greentext

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This. From a sideways angle. Death punt.

RIP AND TEAR

Heres your (you)

Summer never end

Kick