Waifu claiming thread: No Lewding Your Waifu Edition

...

Stanced?

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
Indeed
No you don't

its ok i guess. it was tasteful at least

Are you saying you want me to be shipped with you or something?

...

...

so cute! ;-;

sleep well if you see this

Those triple dubs tho...

Not even best Water Tribe girl.

Still, good waifu.

Yes I do

Nah, you're my qt bunny. That's all

>pic related

yeah its ok i guess. im going to take a shower you take it easy ok?

...

...

I don't get it. Is it the wheels looking like a bumpkin's front teeth?

Always, fam. You have a nice shower and night.

I've already seen this, why are you linking me it again?

Oh. A-alright then...

nice feet

pretty close, as usual no cigar

>Why reduce file size, what even is the point?

The point is to get as low to the ground as possible, to the point where a bump in the road can tear your bumper up
It's basically poor people trying to be cool

>next thread

Yes??? ~

super family!!!

No you don't~

Ah. Yeah I think that is a stupid idea. Speed Bumps = Turn around. Steep Driveway = Park in the Street or Turn around. Pot Holes = Turn Around.

I'd sooner lift my shit than drop it.

Lewding family~
Just don't let smugs know
>he'll tell on me

Because you seem a little distressed, user.

>as usual
You shut your smug mouth!

>Supposedly it was to reduce /waifu/ type faggotry, or maybe to reduce storage requirements for boards like this one.

The goddess of light is mine :D

Smugs will tell on all of us!~

I'd just get a muscle car, not like they're too expensive

>Off by one

Well it ruined a lot of threads that focus on webms and gifs

We need to make Cred Forums great again

don't make my day worse and be a piece of shit, take my request

right, so you'll make more money at mcdonalds

right

>No Lewding Your Waifu Edition
It's way too late for that.

stamped

He'll tell on me for filling your mind with the idea of lewding
Smugs is always trying to kill the fun

Well my plan is to drive this hyundai I got into the dirt before even looking for another vehicle.

Right? Check these dubs. Also, did you eat today? Or just drink?

Goodnight.

the night is still young tbh

Oh noes~
That's no good...

But I suppose one of us has to remain the sane one, ay Smugs~

Night fam.

I don't agree with it. It's annoying. I'm assuming something monetary drove it.

>off by one

...

anyway, driveclub, the ps+ version, come with all dlc etc? or nah

Yay!
>

>

Bet

NIEN

Like old times

Night

Don't. You. Dare

...

Digi-sword! What's up

I might get something within the next few years because i want nice things

Fucking jews

No, the free version isn't even the full game

What's up Smuggalicious! TSM is on stage, about to play one of the EU teams

Night night Shiro
Yeah well if being sane means no more lewds then i want nothing to do with it
Ok. I'll wait

YAY hugs!!!

nah nah the $20 one or whatever

true...but i feel its more of a middle ground, smugs helps to monitor the lewds

New or used?

I've never owned a new car so I hope one day to be able to afford it. Tired of having used goods.

Well the game is 7 something, season pass is 12.99

So a bit less than $20 together

New if possible

Not much, bored as usual

...

Right on, good luck when the time comes. Anything you have your eye on?

Your replies remind me of a certain poster from a long while ago. I really liked that poster.

How you doin yuuju?

Well I'm still going to post them regardless of what smugs says

Fuck, yuuki

Only had a sandwich for lunch.
I'm probably stuck with Diabetes anyway.

What about you?
>youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

You can't say that, he's well known.
He's got authority.

I'm good! No work today, just been playing vidya and watching LoL. You?

Been meaning to ask. I thought it was Smuggaroni? HOW LONG IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP
Look! Another nickname for ya!

Good. Til then, postpone your lewds

Hugs a best!

Aw dude. Got anything to watch at the least? New shows?

How long ago? I came to thread about late feb- early March. Who is this user if i may ask?

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch with some chips and a glass of milk. We are on the same level!

And don't think that way!

I'm not sure. Wanted to get into a Gundam, heard iron blood orphans is pretty gooood. Never seen one though.

Most likely a Challenger

Nice Knowledge

dayum right son!

hugs are life!
am I nice to hug?

No dude! My nickname for you is Smuggalicious. I think it was because I was thinking of the song "Fergalicious" lol. This weekend and next weekend is just the group stage. After that, the following weekend is the quaterfinals, then the next weekend is the semifinals, then the NEXT weekend is the finals. It lasts all of October.

NO,YOU'RE NOT, VP ZAPPER

Still hanging with friends, all pretty drunk, some passed out. Was g reat seeing my buddy again, been a pretty good night

Tfw no pictures of illya drinking, need to search for that
A Smugger!

Ah, right on. Can't say I know much about cars but I do like the way the Challenger looks.

Claimu! anything happen or going on?

Well he'd go into threads and reply to many posts with "Ha," "Hahaha," and "LOL" which I found pretty neat. He was on /vg/ at some point I guess.

Everyone is getting lewd. Take off your clothes but keep your skin on.

>New fog light bulbs come in
>Go out and put them in
>Still doesn't work
REEEEEEEEEEEE!

Haha. Yeah i don't think so. This will continue into next thread
You should too

That's good to hear! Most of my Yuuki pictures are from some Japanese mobile game lol

I'm not...but he is~

I think I got a lot of my pictures from /c/ or Google searches. It just kind of accumulated over time. It's a lot easier to find prisma pictures but winter purple and white illya is just so much better. Also there's that fucking whore Chloe or Kuro or whatever her name is

It is good. It's enjoyable and will have a S2. I want a barbatos but money on other stuff first before getting a new gundam

Thank you

Yes you are!
Good. No lewding the akeno

Someone calls me Smugalicious already...I'm sorry

So it's the oylimpics

A little loli!

The usual

I don't know of this user. I'm sorry but he sounds cool

RIP

Will it?

I'm sorry if I'm not as coherent a s usual

You can go ahead and play nudist beach but i'm one with the clothing.
Hello! How are you doing?

w-woh you're cool too dude

Can't blame me for trying, can you?

>D-did you turn them off and back on again?
Where the old ones actually burnt out?

Seems you keep track of your nicknames better than we do
Electric Smugaloo

Hiw are you tonight or this morning or afternoon or whatever it is for you?

Yeah probably. I'm sure as hell ain't stopping

exactly

I've been calling you that for like the last 3 weeks lol. And basically, yeah. They're doing like a tour of different US arenas. The semifinals are at Madison Square Garden and the finals are at the Staples Center in LA

Nah, you're good. Do anything fun at the party?

Yay glad you like my hugs!
And okay...her lewds will stay safe

HIHI
I am very well!
How are you?~

>perhaps when smugs cant see~

I'll RIP you, you mustachiod Smugs!

Yes. I'm feeling it might actually be the switch itself, or the adapters. Or hell, if it's a fuse I'm gunna lose my shit. Taking all my fuses to work, along with my tester. I have nothing better to do there, so I'll try solving it there.

HOW MANY TOMOKOS ARE THERE? YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Rip Makoto

There are two regular Tomoko posters.

Myself, and S-mug.

Ok well maybe I will do that tonight then

das nice. god what is wrong with me

What are you trying to imply? not sure if i can blame you but regardless of your intent it's futile!
I'm doing fine, i slept most of the day so i'm not doing much, just looking for stage and music mods to put in ssbb.

What are you up to?

I'll protect you if he does~

claimed

Let's see...
There was drinking obviously
Drinking games
Board games
Jack box
Reminiscing
the occassionally smoke break.
Some drunken wrestling.
Lots of shitty jokes (surprise surprise)
Shit like that.

Oh, also a tweaking contest between everyone (exactly as bad as it sounds)
Thank God for autocorrect

>I'll RP you
fix'd

any lewds with cum on her?

Thanks haha. Youre chill yourself, tzusy

I do have a list you know

I'm USA so it's night haha. Doing fine since I have something to occupy myself with. Yourself?

Dub dub confirms you're not stopping anytime soon

I was just waiting for you to call me Smuggaroni. Sorry. Wew it'll save money if they held it at one place
>I have something similar to your pic!
>
Hooray for hugs! Good. I've seen, high school dxd

Wait. What did i do?

The opening is so catchy! I love it!
>raise your flag!
>cute gif

...

Are you on the square, are you on the level?
youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4

Whew that's nuts.

So what is my nickname for you on the list?

...

>mfw this thread

Dammit Rory. How'd the toothpaste go?

>Not even ERP
Step it up user.

I dunno, what's up Smugs?

Was it a good sleep? glad to hear you are well!
Any dreams?

Not much, just watching Xmen Apocalypse and pondering what racing game to buy..

My hero~
hehe

Yes, can we hug more?
Ooh yay! you've seen it too? Makes me happy!~

I'm fucking fantastic! Got to see a good friend for the first time in months and am a very comfortable drunk right now. I get loud when drunk so I'm keeping myself quite by hanging out heir
It was a nice change of pace, can't wait for hungover 40k tomorrow!

I was thinking of the clean kind, slut
Maybe we can arrange something tho~

good night america

How'd LoL going tonight?

>ilkya

ok waifu, i'm losing my fucking mind. so i'm considering trying to get a real girl. i'm hoping she can prevent me from going completely insane. i will report back with more info.

...

well you already like 3DPD stuff

best of luck mavis

>hangover 40k
wut. TSM is losing, good lord this is painful

This thread's getting too hugboxy for my tastes.

>

Smuggaroni. What are you up to besides watching the Esports?

I dindu nuffin! Watching rory's anime and love this chick name shino kuribayashi. She literally kicks ass since she's a specialist in hand to hand combat. Youself?

Sure. Yeah i have. I love koneko the rossweisse and akeno. Top 3 favorite

Oh shit that's epic! Having a blast I see

Goodnight tzusy

...

>like this?
Dub dubs would say you're right
Keep going
Anything for you akeno senpai~

Had a dream you died FAGGOT

Damnit. Wasted trips.

That's Lewd, user! Do I look like someone who's lewd?

Is you a good boy who always goes to church?!
Getting ready to go to work. In fact, leaving after this post.

Warhammer 40 000 while hungover. It's a war game tabletop game

THAT REMINDS ME, if I wanted to learn how to play LoL where would you suggest I start?
Having a great time! Probably won't have such a great morning, but that's a problem for the me of tomorrow!

Quite an odd smile you got there, you best stay back!
Yeah, it was nice i suppose, and yes though i don't remember it now, they were nice though.

Oh, how is the movie?

Something like F-Zero?
Good morning, Vietnam!

>This is Hell
Sums up everything perfectly.

Well, you do look like someone who likes to have fun and make others happy ;)

nice glasses

a cute

...

Pretty much, how are you Kirino?
Assuming you're the same old one.

Not that I've been talkative this afternoon, but it's time to get hateful at the gym. See you all in a couple hours.

>Suika

...

Yes! more like that!

I'm pretty harmless to be honest.

Tomoko looks very cute with glasses. But I think she looks slightly better without them. I like her eyes, and glasses tend to hide them.

>g (252 KB, 800x1050)
>
>Damnit. Wasted trips.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:42 No.706226943 ▶
>File: image.jpg (208 KB, 800x800)
>
>That's Lewd, user! Do I look like someone who's lewd?
>
>Is you a good boy who always goes to church?!
>Getting ready to go to work. In fact, leaving after this post.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:46 No.706226951 ▶
>File: vEmlydX.gif (832 KB, 245x300)
>
>Warhammer 40 000 while hungover. It's a war game tabletop game
>THAT REMINDS ME, if I wanted to learn how to play LoL where would you suggest I start?
>
>Having a great time! Probably won't have such a great morning, but that's a problem for the me of tomorrow!
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:51 No.706226962 ▶
>File: TheWonderfulNui (8).gif (983 KB, 500x280)
>
>Quite an odd smile you got there, you best stay back!
>
>Yeah, it was nice i suppose, and yes though i don't remember it now, they were nice though.
>Oh, how is the movie?
>Something like F-Zero?
>
>Good morning, Vietnam!
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:52 No.706226963 ▶
>File: Kirino50.png (45 KB, 364x364)
>
>>This is Hell
>Sums up everything perfectly.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:52:55 No.706227081 ▶
>
>Well, you do look like someone who likes to have fun and make others happy ;)
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:53:16 No.706227125 ▶
>File: 19348578.jpg (39 KB, 400x400)
>
>nice glasses
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:53:56 No.706227196 ▶
>
>a cute

Anything anything? ;)

Thanks hehe. It better be good!

Oh, I could have sworn it was it was Smuggalicious. Well now I know what to call you now! That's about it, I was playing Rocket League earlier.

I know the game, never tried learning how to play though. I can help you out, I would just play the tutorial and just play. Play different champions and learn what you like doing

oh yay awesome! Yea Koneko is great, very humorous too! Glad to hear Akeno is top 3!~ She's obv my No1 hehe~

Thank you lewd friend!~
Anything is a lot!

Well in any case, glad it was a good peaceful rest! We all need one once in a while!
And tis cool, I like it!
Hrm I wish...unfortunately something more modern for ps4

i like glasses a little more than i should but its not a need and yes her eyes are great

Don't you be mean to akeno
Ok give me a sec I'll have to get more
>hope fully this will hold you over
Anything
Indeed it is.

is this /rp/ or something.

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2014.

Trips never lies
But this time it did

Absolutely fantastic.
>Define fantastic
Yeah, I'm the same old one, assuming you're the same old Anomaly.
Keeping busy?

Truth be told, her eyes are what made me fall in love with her.

Nope.

oh wow! I've never seen you this lewd before! hehe~

Why thank you, user. You are correct.
Although a simple yes would have worked as well.

Good luck with the gainz!

And off I go to work.

Stealth claim

I wasn't sure as new faces keep on popping up.
Somewhat, but currently chilling it with some rum.

Tzusy is mine

Nope. Okay please do drive safely

I don't drink since im not of age til next year. But I do hear that banana milkshakes helps with the hangover

You alright?

Too cute! Dude, teen age boys are piloting it. And they kick military grade asses with it. Hell, they took one of the military's gundam

The list don't lie haha. Yay! Racecar soccer. Yeah i dont think I'll get into it. Got your snacks and stuff for the championship?

That's ironic since she's a kuurdere. Yeah dude. I prefer her over rias. No joke. Well it explains on why you're claiming her as a waifu~

Love triangle

Take care, Suika!

I'll talk to you later (probably while you're at work).

Not bad. It set off the crappy taste of the cheap scotch rather nicely.

i like her long hair and of course her eyes.

That would be too direct, bye whore. kiss
Give me your fine thick slutty ass then

Yep! I went to Walmart to get groceries, and ended up spending like $10 on snacks (monster, jolly ranchers, gobstoppers, chips/dips) What are you up to?

Always

I want to feel tonight

Oh, sorry I didn't catch your joke until now. I'll keep that in mind, I'm trying to find new games to play because almost everything but rocket league has gotten old for now and yuno suggested I try league and that they'd play with me if I wanted.
I'm only 20, but shhhhhh

I actually want to brush her hair. I had long hair for a long time so Tomoko's hair kinda triggers me.

Well I guess so, there's been a load of new faces just popping up everywhere, it's hard to keep track sometimes.
Sounds comfy, I've personally never really drunk much. So I just never really started.
Got some music going?

youtube.com/watch?v=BVomQtrtMTM

...