You can commit any one crime with no repercussions

How hard is it to commit this crime? Say I want to rob a federal reserve...

Steal Bill Gates.

I would rip the tag off my matress

ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N

Well by robbing a federal bank you would definetly commit more than one crime, soo

maybe wet my toothbrush and then put on toothpaste

I would publish the Department of the Army's entire internal emails from 2009 from every addy registered to SFC-CSM and O3-ACoS

I would smoke in a bar

rape

@706224229
such a rebel

Worth it. Feels fucking great. Sucks when everyone else is doing it though. Definitely need good ventilation for that.

Cannibalism

You might be free from legal repercussions but I bet that nigga you stole from has some words for you.

Systematic extermination of anyone I deem unfit of existence

>the only thing I would rape is the bank. creepy ass negros.

"leak" 32,000 emails that are supposed to be classified

Threathen Donald Trump at gunpoint to give me a bunch of small loans.

bank robbery is the only answer. It's a crime that I wont feel bad about later at any point, because fuck all banks, and would set me up for life.

Bring down the government.

kill myself prob

Necropedophilia
Jk Probably grand theft of some kind

kill the clintons

of a million dollars?

Surprised nobody went with,
>Genocide

Force every single country, every single institution, every think tank, every single person, to contribute to the construction of a giant engine/thruster on the face of the Earth, placed exactly where it's activation in the near future would cause the Earth to spiral closer and closer to the Sun, each year. However, the majority of people would be lead to believe that it's the world's first (and only necessary) fusion reactor.

The only greater crime is not getting more elaborate and unnecessary with one's crimes, aka, being a faggot.

Steal twice my weight in gold.

Speak out on tv against niggers.

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Replace all of the blood in every blood bank with red food coloring.

Replace all of the gold in every gold reserve with pyrite.

Purge fat people.

Seems legit

aye

Replace all of the surface and underground deposits of water with corn syrup

Rob a bank

jaywalk backwards

Rob Fort Knox or the US Mint of all their gold. Who wouldn't want to be insanely rich?

Replace the sun with a white dwarf.

Steal the Declaration of Independence

Replace all of the sugar in the solar system with salt.

Replace Pepe with a cat analog.

Excuse me?

....Twice

i don't think there's a law against that.

You heard me.

There fucking should be!!

What if it's a brown dwarf instead?

Beat me to it.

this

Steal an NBA team and move them to Kansas City. I'd rebrand them as something. Main color would be #00674e

Rob the gold in the Federal Reserve Banks.

Finish Hitler's work

I will not stand for a nigger sun....

Sexual Assault.

I'd assist this guy with suicide

Mfw

not in this part of the arm, mate

We can rename Sol to Soul, or just Niggerson.

Red dwarf?

Bing image search nudism

>assuming i wouldn't want the credit

I used to have huge collection of Anna that i found on an old drive few months back. I had them since i has 15 and thought she was underage so i purged them. Found out a month later that she was 19.

much sad

If he steals from multiple people in amounts that won't affect them..... also keep in mind NO repercussions.

Spill whiteout on the Geneva Conventions.

you know what's sexy as hell? quasar x red dwarf porn

holy shit.

A little bit of gamma radiation just came out.

Steal billion dollars
But anything you ever wanted

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Replace all the round things in the world with lego.

dumbest question ever. No repercussions? I'd rob a bank. I'd get millions of dollars, I wouldn't get killed or caught or have to give the money back since there are no repercussions.

too easy

Kill this guy...

blue giant entering black hole

...

I'd steal all the damn gold in Fort Knox. All I ask of life is a nice house and the ability to never have to work again if I don't feel like it.

Kill this guy...

I'd rob the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, have enough money to last my lifetime

Kill this guy...

Embezzle the remainder of Hillary's campaign funds.

Kill this guy...

All your evil deeds summoned Satan. Good fucking job.

To embezzle, you have to be working for the organization that's being embezzled. If you steal it as an outside agent, that's theft, not embezzlement.

What's it like, working for the winning campaign even though you hate it?

Sprinkle cocaine on Trump's microphone before his next debate.

>too easy
Its not a fucking competition

As for me I'd kill retards like you

Take all the butterflies in the world, and roll them into one giant butterfly ball to put on display.

Kill this guy...

blow up the fucking moon

Take all the dogs in the world, and roll them into one giant dog ball to put on display.

Apologize for being such a tremendous monster.

Marry a black person. (Illegal in my state)

Cred Forums is the board of peace

Take all the fetuses in the world, and roll them into one giant fetus ball to put on display.

Have sex with a guy.

uh. what?

Tromologize for being such an amendous monster.

the fuck is this shit
>check'd though

Take all the displays in the world, and roll them into one giant display ball to put on display.

cum on the statue of liberty

It really sucks working for that hateful lying cunt

Take all the display balls in the world, and roll them into one giant display ball ball to put on display.

Kill all the fucking corrupted rich people

>you are what you work for

Take all the display ball balls in the world, and roll them into one giant display ball ball ball to put on display.

Not if I'm a trump spy you fucking libertard.

So i was sitting in class today and this Asian kid says "fucking shit" and I talk to him I'm like Asians must curse a lot because I saw this show with an Asian on in and he got kicked off for swearing too, and your Asian so i conclude that all Asians swear excessively. I was kidding, OK? And I'm Jewish, big deal Jewfag lololol, So he comes back out of nowhere like "Yea, well Jews are more flammable" and I'm like "wtf I'm just as flammable as you" and he's like "No you're more flammable and I've got 6 million pieces of evidence" WTF

I was about to stab him in his fucking eyes slits and punch him in his chink ass face, i didn't though.

If you were in my position would you have punched the shit out of the kid?

>you are what you work for

Bribe and extort my way to being president

large scale bank robbery.

I wouldn't have been so autistic so as to create that conflict.

Take all the display ball ball balls in the world, and roll them into one giant display ball ball ball ball to put on display.

Jaywalk.

Marry a white person. (Illegal in my state)

Take all the display bu bu bu bu bu in the world, and roll them into one giant display du du du du du to put on darude sandstorm.

>ignorant fuck gets a taste of his own medicine
>"punching will solve this"

Replace the American national anthem with Darude - Sandstorm.

Have sex on some moon rocks.

Marry these two. (Illegal in my state)

The Swedish can't do anything fun anymore.

THOSE TRIPS ARE A CRIME

Acquire a large sum of money great enough to set me for life

Probably just steal a fuck ton of money. I don't think I could bring myself to hurt anyone.

Probably steal a bunch of money from some corrupt business and use it to live on easy street for the rest of my life, and do some good on the side.

Tell me this is b8

Smart

U mad bro?

You got burnt

i'm a 90 year old man, i ripped the tag off of my matress and i spent 60 years in prison

Grow up whiny liberal Jew faggot

I heard of people rping homosexuality when they are too afraid to accept that side of themselves but I have never witnessed it
Crikey mate, it's a faggot in the wild!

passionate sex with my mom

Kill this guy...

Kill this guy...and his mom...

Invade someone's safe space or call someone a pronoun they don't prefer basically purge shit

What are you doing?

This isn't against the law but it should be because it had so many repercussions.
>be me
>I find out my uncle has been in a motorcycle accident
>I meet up with my mom to go and comfort my aunt
>At aunt's house
>Aunt is crying her heart out because she can't pay the bills, let alone the costs for medical treatment.
>She eventually shows us a picture of my uncle's leg
>It looks like his foot is only being held on by flesh
>I decide to try and comfort aunt
>"At least he's footloose"
>Autismlevelmaxincreasedby7000.gif
>Aunt starts crying harder
>Mother tells me to leave
My mother still refuses to talk to me.