Married and haven't had sex in almost a year because my wife can't handle my dick after we had a kid few months ago

No, seriously dude. You don't just lube up an ass and hope for the best. You use a dildo on her. You start off with whatever is small enough to not be painful, then you use progressively larger dildos until she will accept a cock the size of the orient express.

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About anal, you don't just jam it in there, she legit needs to be into it, and it help to use plugs and or other toys, not to stretch per say, you wont be fisting her, but to get comfortable with it.

If we didn't have the kid and she was just withholding I'd probably have cheated/left by now.

Hold out, she just had a baby. Give her some time, she's probably frustrated too.

>haven't had sex in almost a year
>my dick after we had a kid few months ago.

Be patient, funny, cool sort of like you did when you decided to be with her for the rest of her natural life. Be faithful, but don't talk about that like it some sort of special virtue. Be cool.
She'll come around.

there's more than 2 holes OP

I fap 3-4 times a day on a light day now.
Get bored fap.
See boobs fap.
Alone fap.
Brushed my dick fap.

I liked our sex and miss it but she is honestly kinda being a prude about it at this point.

frequent strip club. Become a regular. You'll eventually be offered sex for money. Done.

I was in the same boat man. The best thing to do is tell her you are not happy with things. Ask to do counseling. This is important. Go to counseling and make it clear that you need sex for the relationship to work. The counselor will back you up on it. Mine did and my ex got all pissed off. We got divorced obviously but it's important to get your feelings validated. So when it goess to shit she can only blame herself.

Seduce her the natural way, use your fingers, your lips and tongue to pleasure and enjoy her. You'll be glad you did

Fuck ya kid

This. Every fucking word. Amen!

Somebody already said to talk to her about it. If she's not down, then see if you can open up the relationship.

If she's not cool with that, then you need to ask yourself if her companionship outweighs sex.

Personally, I think sex is overemphasized in our society. I'm fine with primarily fapping, and the occasional sex. It's just not something I expect or want at this point, because doing so would border on insanity (inb4 cuck. sure).

Figure out what you want and need and wager that against what you have and what needs are already met. A relationship is not as concrete and or binary as society dictates.

Have you asked her if shes cheating?

>an excuse

Sex is important. Having a physical relationship with your partner is important for the health of the relationship.

Sex is like a cure all for marriages. You let a lot of shit go when you are getting laid. When you are not getting laid even the tiniest things piss you off.

So your wife gave birth and now somehow her mouth is broken?

TRIPS OF WISDOM

tell her that if she wants her child to have a committed father shes gonna have to be a committed WIFE. also tempt her with kid #2

This is just not necessarily true.

Letting tiny shit go does not require you to have sex on a frequent basis.

You let shit go because you are an adult, and because you love each other regardless of the little shit.

Sex isn't even necessarily important (devil's advocate at this point).

Jesus Christ that's terrible advice

How long do you think a marriage is going to last with no physical component to it? How happy do you think those two people are?

I'm 37 and I'm on my second marriage. Me and my wife now both agree that sex is important to stay connected. You can find a lot of studies in this.

I'm phone posting, I need to get to my computer because I've studied this shit and I can type this all out.

this tbh fam

I don't need sex I'd just like to have it once in a while. Also I know she's not cheating (stay at home mom with the kid 24/7 and doesn't really talk to anyone).

She feels like shit about herself since the kid but I am still hitting on her, touching her flirtingly and being as intimate as I can with sex.

We've already talked about the sex issue but it's not changed.

So here is the deal, and this applies to mostly people with kids.

As time goes on we as a society are putting less and less time and energy into our marriages and focusing more and more on the kids. This has become priority number one to parents. This kids always come first.

It wasn't always this way. You go back in time and people used to focus on the marriage or each first before the kids. I know a lot of it was gender roles and one income families but the divorce rate was a lot lower.

You can still apply the ideals of back then and help keep marriages together. Focus on the marriage has to be number 1. That includes but is not solely sex. Sex is a big part of it. It's a tool that helps keep the two partners connected.

If we stay on the path we are on and not focusing on our partners first we will only continue to slide down the divorce hole. All these relationships i see where it's all kids all the time and they get to the point that the kids are leaving the home and the parents have a hard time reconnecting as partners. They lead separate lives.

Now I know sex isn't the end all be all but it is certainly important.

this is your problem man. Limit to once per day, you'll get it back.

Fuck her face

Stop being a pussy and tell her to take that dick

Im in the same situation.

I work 2 jobs, 16 hours a day. 40 minute drive from work to home. I drink some vivazen (ultra gold enchance or kratom) and mellow out and not be worried about my wife. I worry more about my newborn then anything

Get a divorce

have you tried hitting her?

I think my wife is awesome and I wouldn't leave her over sex, but I feel second class to her next to my kid. She co-sleeps so I chose to not sleep with her for his safety. I work 6/7 days so I don't have lot of time to myself and what time I do have she semi-forces him onto me so she can do stuff because when she's with him she's lazy.

I'm a very patient person (ex: I work in child care) but she is pushing me to the point where I dread to come home because she is feeling like work to be around. If I brought this up she'd basically just make all our problems her and make me have to help her instead

The fuck do you mean "she can't handle" it?

Divorce rate is down you monkey

lel

She's tiny af and basically tighter than all hell now. I'm well above avg length and girth. So it's not like it just slides in.

Yeah this is exactly what I'm saying. I understand everyone thinking that they should be doting parents that are all about the kids but i promise you that it will not work in the long run.

Talk to her about it and suggest counseling. make sure that you tell her you want to make sure everyone is happy in the relationship and that everyone's needs are met. no one can argue against that

divorce rate is an inaccurate number. Any current marriage is just a marriage that hasn't divorced yet.

also, question.

Does she breastfeed?

Counseling is expensive and all my money goes to bills basically. She gets a small amount a month but not enough to pay for what it's intended for plus counseling.

I need to talk to her but she's so hard to talk to about issues due to her self esteem.

you could always start an attention getting thread on the Cred Forums

Yes. I don't sexualize it or feel jealous. If we do get intimate at all (rare) she lets me play with them/suck/grope so that isn't as big an issue

Don't you have insurance? Most Health insurance policies will cover some counseling.

You can't tiptoe around her the rest of your life. You are basically telling us that her feelings are more important than yours.

Oh shit you don't say.

Yeah i wasn't thinking sexualization of it. It was more about the co-sleeping. Co-sleeping is a slippery slope. I would never allow it but i get why mothers want to do it because they are lazy fucks. The bed should be for the couple and not the kids.

Is it painful for her to have sex, because of the baby? Maybe it's a hormone drop, she may need medication for her labido. I mean if you love her dude, I wouldn't cheat on her just yet.

Started a new job recently so it won't kick in till next month and the counseling is hit and miss I think.

I'd have to look at it more. I will try talking to her tomorrow/today, but I don't know how it'll go. If anyone gives a shit I'll post how it goes.

Noice trips

Good luck, Cred Forumsro.

Offered? You ask, beta faggot

i'm really enjoying this thread as you are a very special person with very important and interesting thoughts about stuff

I try to keep the people entertained. There is a suggestion box on the wall on your way out.

>had a kid few months ago

Dude be patient, it can take a year or two to get back to normal. If you can't handle that, you should've fucking thought about it before you impregnated her. Give her massages and have her jack / suck you off at the same time, or just finger her gently.

here's a suggestion, you are a clown if you think you're doing anything but attention fagging. "gee i hope i get some real, actionable help from a bunch of other idiots on Cred Forums"

Fucking terrible idea!

Inb4 I really am a clown