Time to save ourselves, Cred Forumsrothers

In case of trip
Release constant THC vapor for 1 year then shut off. First sober moment in 1 year

Door is closed, we can't get in unless the door opens

Exactly, until a bunch of fags knocking on the door roll odd dubs.

Wait did OP lock us all out with his first post?

Open up

Please overseer pick me! I'll repopulate the vault with puppets

Same, in case of trip im going for this

No odds are to open...now we need evens to close

Please* open up

NICE! Door is close

And closed again

>not wanting to take a chance and become a Ghoul
ILL take my chances outside where i wont die in a horrible vault-tec experiment thank you very much

Everyone in the vault gets anal raped every 6 hours except for fags. They get put down.

In case of trips a change of laws and rules in the vault.

Basically, as long as it only effects you and doesn't hurt anyone (except yourself) you can do it.

What do now

pick me pls

Roll for experimentaion

dont worry Cred Forumsros i got u

roll

Please trip.
Everyday all men cum into a jar, then random draw a woman and get all the cum poured inside her. Genetic engineering at its finest

please let me in

OH YEA!

open
close

roll

QUAD
WHAT DO

let me in

oh fuck you, you killed us all

Get Tunnel Snake

Experiment: the observation windows are replaced with specially designed screens that are completely convincing and the scientist are given a set of buttons which only effect the screens, and a second secret observation room watches the scientists to see what they do to the vault dwellers.

what happens when someone gets quads?

Maybe with a quad it either takes two dubs to open/close it.

In this case two dubs to close

roooollllllllll

yay im allowd in. now to open the door

The bomb

roll

oh no its locked ill look for some lever or key

roll

How?

poop

Us gooks need to get in first!

...

Rolling

fgf

rolll

open up nigger

I an alcoholic let me through

Roll

wel shit

One person is snatched and taken to another half of the vault never to be seen again every week. The other half of the vault is full of harsh trials. Their memories are wiped, and they are conditioned to make brutal survival decisions. After a while, maybe a year or longer, both vaults are reintroduced to each other. How will families react to seeing their lost members again? How will a primitive society react to these civilized humans pouring over them emotionally?

The experiment will be watching cute girls doing cute things forever!

Lemme in

maybe ill try knocking to see if someone can let me in

Open Sesame

that's a good one, i like that

rooooolll

Experiment will be who can take the most clubs to the head while on fire

The experiments is that they are told they will be experimented on but actually there is no experiment.

WAS THE DOOR OPEN OR CLOSED?!?!

rool

kek you stay outside

Closed probably

closed

so bomb went off because of quads? :[ but i didn't get in the vault... damn guess im dead

Ye, even dubs were the last thing rolled. I guess I'm safe. Good

Ball cake

open now

I like my chances, but I can embrace death when it comes to me.

Rollink

Do we keep rolling for an experiment? Even though there are barely any of us inside?

not quite

...

rollout 4

make a wish, and choose experiment.

Too bad ur an ghoul

You get to choose the experiment that's conducted on us. Thanks in advance, ass-hat.

Experiment: 24/7 365 vault orgy. All must participate. Even children.

Rell

A bomb will have needed to go off in order for that to happen. It hasn't happened yet, as I'm writing this post.

Fack that's brutal, how long will the lube supply last?

Faggot

Fucc it

Give all vault dwellers a television but they can only watch Big Bang Theory.

Roll

Fuck dat

And it skips past all the jokes to the laugh track. Unending laughter.

We can grow stuff to be processed into lube.

also to confirm that this is quads guy

Who are you looking at smoothskin

Then we're fucking in the garden?

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Roll

roll

Vault Lord

Alright. I can accept it.
No. You guys are doing instead. And I'm kinda glad I'm out of it.

Out of the way future ghouls. My name is clearly on that list.

>Just want to wander the wasteland with my qt3.14 french accent doctor fuckbot

Roll credits

go on, fuck them good

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vault dwellers will be subjected to high dose anabolic steroids and short periods of sleep.

reroll

reroll reroll

rofl roll.

Roll for the Roll god

Rolling, where are we now?

ROLLING

Ehhhhhhh.....

I am vault tec.