Waifu claiming thread

Hello cute

checkem 9's

I did it in both directions and flailed around with the q-tips a lot.
>I couldn't see it? I'll look again with my flash light.
>pat pat
Yeah, IQ is good pick, gr8 guns.

well yeah, that becomes an issue in the show

Yes and no
I honestly dont see why not

checkem dubs on dubs

Newfag

Claim.

Because I'm snuggled up to Nui and she's too hot

sup just pissed off a friend today how bout all of you?

yes, first to come first serve. if you don't claim early you might miss out.

checkem dubs on dubs on dubs

>706236115
You didn't deny being a pleaser. You can start by giving me a kiss :^)

I really hate to say it, but you're gonna have to open it. Is it under warranty? You could send it in for repairs?

>Kiss

fixed lol

Because i prefer not always lewding my wife
u first

Would it hurt to remove that bandaid

how's it going?

japan has weird laws.

how big of an issue?

GET OUT FOUL HEATHEN!

Didn say always lewd just always alow it if people want to.
Why you piss off m8?

552 Commando best gun

Oh

Yup

I see

I don't have many pictures of IQ

>Asari are literal spaceniggers
>liara is boring AF

Sup. you go on the discord?
Fucked up on a level. Is still spamming steam chat right now.

I got it for free so it likely isn't under warrenty, I got a guy who can fix it though if I give him a ring tomorrow.
>"Hey remember that one time when I gave you that hard drive?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Fix my 360 nigger."
Meanwhile: Pizza, strawberry cheese cake, and a coke. Life is good sometimes.
Oh fugg yeah, that thing is beastly.
If it weren't for my attachment to the L85, I'd use Commando all the time.

Oh, haven't seen them yet but i've been thinking of checking daredevil out.
Nonsense, while Nui is indeed hot, and adorable, but your pantsu are on fire because your a dirty liar!

>smooch

Alright. Was going to bed soon.

I can take this 4 ways. idk which way to take it.
>Would pulling off that bandage cause pain?
>Will you please remove that bandage?
>Tease with more bandages.
>Why is she wearing a bandage..? Wouldn't it be hotter elsewise?

look guys i just wanted to give you an update on my constipation. as i told you all, i fucked up and took waaaayyy too much immodium ad. so now i'm sitting on the toilet and i'm trying to squeeze out this fucking massive brick.

>Wanting to marry literal space muslim...

Oh, hey there Gun! Doing well?

Okay faggots, I've finally swallowed enough faggot pills to post here. Explain to me the appeal of these threads.

definitely do. it's fantastic.

sounds like a good plan. cuties need their sleep.

i will give y'all another update soon though i promise.

>Wolverine broke loose or Quicksilver.
These. Cuz they were fkn awesome of course.

>New" 3ds model

okok will look into it, and yea xenoblade looks awesome for sure!!!

you dont want to catch these hands!

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The first is the correct way i was asking
Itll all be ok user. I promise.
The quarians are space germans thank you

one of the greatest wonders of this world

Oh dude, I had free pizza today lol! My friend at work got a free pizza from papa johns and gave me some

not all the time why?

You cant make me~

relatively big, they work around it

it's been way too long since I've seen S&W

ok so no one here gives a fuck about my constipation????

fucking dicks

>correction space russians not germans

Also, where's my hugging buddy

Yeah! I got some strawberry cheese cake, and some pizza, its a good day.
>I also visited Senpai at work, she was happy to see me, we talked for a bit and she introduced me to her coworkers.
>It was fun
>
Except when it can't DO ITS JOB
>I might be a bit salty about the whole thing but such is life.

Sorry i missed you m8.
>drink more water

You can pick your favorite animu gril you would want to fuck and marry and then post pictures of her.

(or if you're a girl or faggot, you can post your favorite animu guy)

If you did it fast, probably. If you let it get nice and moist, then slowly peeled it off carefully, probably not/not much.

they bang right? wow lots of lewds
its not really something i want to know about mavis
find a new one lots of people will

I've known him for 12 years. He'll forget it about it tomorrow...
last time a friend who was inactive he was in a shit ton of drama.

Social setting without face to face communications. You don't have to be here at a certain time (usually) to catch people, you can talk about shit and people here might be interested, you can make friends and do cool stuff, plus its just a general same interest system.

I use holo, angle grip, and muzzel break on mine. Its a headshot machine

goodbye

Why make you? You're going to be pleasing on your own will anyway, fully craving it ;3

True
See your almost over it already

nice tripz

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no i just dont really like discord all that much. besides anything that can be said there can be said here

FUCK!!!!!!

I dont mind, I will hug them all!

>them elephants
Do you ever just ride them into the other elephants and just take the battle from there? Idk why but I do it ALL the time given the chance. I've Never played OG Griffball ;_;

Well then. But will senpai notice you and wut anime?

Shinoa doesn't need magic unlike you

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Rip

Nice. You came in right after me and got my GET.

Dude, Grifball is one of my favorite gamemodes ever, have a good night!

that is a lot of anons and some dont want it

adorable cheeks

Godly. I'm partial to the ACOG myself, mostly because the sight picture is nice and the zoom is pretty gud too, it doesn't fuck with my vision either.
Wew.
Senpai did notice me and we hung out, it was fun and she gave me a cheek smooch so I've got all kinds of happy feels.
>Watchin Re:Zero, its actually pretty gud.

>Strawberry
Much jealous.
>Pizza
As do I.
>Senpai noticing you
AWWWW SHIT ERU, YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW!

Im tired but i also dont want to go to bed.

it is implied
and I heard about a continuation in the future where they had a kid
>picture related

Sure, why not?

Claimed

Has anyone seen Froggo (Tsuyu guy) at all recently?

I suppose i shall then, hopefully soon!
Good! hopefully you can get it, also if you need help in game i suggest you don't look anything up as there are a whole lot of big spoilers, perhaps just ask me or something.

But i love everything about it, especially the soundtrack!
youtube.com/watch?v=Umfc69VlAF4

I can't use it. Each time I try to shoot someone it goes all over the screen and I cant control where im shooting.

My time has come.
>Senpai and I might become a thing soon
>I'm gonna ask her out on a big date
>Its gonna be really fancy n shit.
>And afterwards we're gonna binge and play vidya.
Go to bed silly, its good for you.
>you're adorable when you sleep
Ah, makes sense, I'm usually more accurate with it
>Especially on the fucking Sniper SMG.
>Mac-11 op as fuck.

Huh well hope it happens for you
about a week ago i think

I had my 360 for like 5 years before it stopped working, then I bought a friends for $80 and a bigger HDD

YOUR WAIFU THREAD HAS BEEN INVADED BY ULTRA GIGA NIGGA MOKA ONLY QUINTS CAN STOP HER

Fine. Im going to bed then. Night

Battlefield I take it?
Can I ask you for a small favor then?

Ah yes, the pocket sniper. ACOG scope and a long barrel.

I hope you have a great date user
Post lewds

Rainbow six siege

I believe in you Gun! Just don't sperg out, and don't make it too fancy! Sometimes the more humble dates are the better ones!

I just want mine to read discs so I can play SOUL CALIBUR 4~
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the Esdeath bite ^^
RIP anything that comes into range.
Thanks ^^

though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil

BEHOLD

depends on what it is

ROlling! PLease god destroy it!

>

Dump the entire mag into anyone in less than two seconds

What a shame...
Tell him to message Canaan next time he comes on. He'll know what it means.

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That's kinda why I set it up like this, we're going to a nice restaurant, but its specialty is burgers, so its kinda casual right?
Afterwards the whole binge thing is gonna be like that time I took her to senior prom as a friend.
>Which ended rather awkwardly so I'm glad I've got a second chance
>Just need to not fuck it up yo
>Behold My Nothing.
Rekt
Kek.
Walk into room
>See one guy
>Unload.jpg
>RIP

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No prob just pay attention and dont sperg to much
Goodnight

This is a job for phreak. goodbye faggot

Goodnight

can do
oh my

And so we continue our adventure with nary a single combat today.

How so?

>swear rolls down my forehead as we lock eyes.
>unload
>Ripperoni

i missed

Sleep well cutie

YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US

hope=lost

SO CLOSE TO KILLING GIGGA NIGGA MOKA

I know you want it

Nice trips tho. Thats gotta do some damage

SUITING UP FOR BATTLE! Take her out before she hits her enrage

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ehh we could die thats fine

Thanks.
Because I'm an old BFBC2 player, and I love the franchise to bits. Never got into any of the Tom Clancy games.

even I must stop Myself

Hmmm, that could work, yep!
>Going to prom
Gee Gun, I did't realize you were such a normie!

That's the idea, though my senpai and I are pretty close as it is, my hope is that she likes my game line-up.
>Be me, inna favela
>Breach wall
>See Smoke hanging out
>Turns to look at me
>Smg out
>I pray to the gods.
>16 rounds rip me to shreds in less than a second
>The look in his eye through his goggles
>The smug bastard reloads as I hit the ground dead.
>Nary a soul survived his wrath.

too heartless

what the hell happened...

Lead us to victory bb

Oh yeah, get that shit working man! Gotta play as Yoda!

Rin Tosaka

Got it already

Sounds like you got a girl like my wife
>plays vidya with me
>goes to comicon
>loves kinky sex
Etc

Why must my clan play so goddamn early!?

I see. I never really played BFBC2. I did play it for a little when it was free with gold

Kek

Alright I'm getting off
Cya

KILL THE GIGA NIGGA

MAKING AN APPEARANCE TO STOP THE MENACE

night night, have sweet dreams also friend!

well then they dont have to be hugged...i guess

ah okies, seeing as Ill be around these threads often enough, if I do get it, I will probs ask you anyway! for sure! and awesome soundtrack indeed oh my!

STRONK GARDO CAN STOP THE GIGA NIGGA

DEATH TO THE NIGGA

Anyjuan suggest any decent ps4 racers?
am needing something new I feelz

ehh no big deal
hugging is awkward

>implying

I'm relatively normal to the naked eye, but like an onion that's been rotting for several years, the more layers you peel off, the worse it gets.
>Not really, I'm actually pretty normal compared to most.
The only reason I went was because of Senpai, my last dance ended with my date breaking her hand in a game of "Tennis." not the racket and ball kind, the hand slapping game.
AW YEA!
>I also gotta see what Cassandra looks like in 4
>I bet she's cute.
Prolly, dunno about the sex part.
>Yet
But my senpai originally got me into Soul Calibur, she cosplayed as Cassandra once and it was cute as fuck.
>I really wish I still had those pictures.
I beat her the other day, I was so proud of myself, but she said she's gonna practice and beat me again one day, she's gonna become the master all over again.
>Its gonna be hardcore.
Later ^^

I guess I can try to stop Giga Nigga

such bad, no bullying, speak up

Posting it is necessary anyways~

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

new thread

yeeea...it can be I suppose...but other times it can be okay and a lil nice...also boobs help

what things do you find awkward?

NOT EVEN CLOSE EMU!

The hand slapping.... what kinda weird kinky shit were you playing?!

cuz im into incest shit

>cosplay
She will be kinky trust me
>hugs repeatedly
Top tier waifu

If you can pick up a copy for relatively cheap, I highly recommend it. Used to own it on 360, but then thay console died. A friend of mine gifted it to me on Steam, but it runs like shit on my PC. Saw a used copy in a local shop called Bookman for like $4 for PS3, and I've been playing that since. It's probably the most fun out of all of the Frostbite bases Battlefield games.

too rood

>HP 4999999/5000000 Enrage timer 10:59
OHHH OHHH OHHHHH I CANT BE STOPPED

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9999
0000
Get

i bring power

Go

niggers

Now

QUADS

Bajur pls

QUADO

Get

>Karen lood gets

Nigga it's late. Also, YUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!

She's always a qt

DEATH TO THE GIGA

BAHAHAHAAAAAA. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT.

No she was playing this endurance game where you slap eachother's hands until you give up, its like that game where you pull your hands away, except in this one you basically hold eachother's hands and viciously slap them as hard as you can.
>Luckily this wasn't senpai, but an asshole chick who cheated on me
>Her fucking hand was swelling up at this restaurant we went to after the dance.
>Like holy fuck it even got purple n shit.
Dis gon b gud.
Cassandra is best Soul Calibur girl imo, nobody stacks up to her cuteness and her funny lines.

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Image limit, dipshit... Image limit...

I ment tomorrow in the morning, Also
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

That image is adorable.
Glad to hear that!

I'd link you the final boss theme but the name itself is a kinda big spoiler.

for now i'll link you to Kirby music
youtube.com/watch?v=BwpLSiplyYc

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way too many things to even list
no and i liked liara more tali was second

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>shut up and let me be naked

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were doomed

I vaguely remember what the girls look like. Sophitia is the one with the sword and shield right?

WUZ GUD NIGGA

>YUNO WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE OUR BRAND NEW FOSSET

Other than I have to fucking wake up early for raid, I'm okay, you?

>You Know

Modding the shit out of GTA V. Screw waking up early

>Yuuki

But yuuukkiii! Raid! Muh loot!
>Drinking sleepy drink

>You Know

>sleepy drink
So bleach and arsenic mixed together for that perma sleep?

>Yuuki

You KNOW it!
Yuno here I come!

>You Know

Someone make a new thread.