Only savages roll it backwards. That's just stupid...

Only savages roll it backwards. That's just stupid. Common sense says you just wave your hand down against the roll and boom you have paper ready to tear.. Only trips can overthrow my opinion

And oh yeah spoiler alert Batman dies at the end.

only peasants wipe their own ass.

Bidet fat?

Or mommy?

no wipe challenger.

That's fucking disgusting.

>rolling for trips
>on Cred Forums
you think this is a game?

Back rolling is better it breaks less

Explain?
Do you pull by the end piece?

>game?!?!?!
>game?!?!?!
Mother fucker jenga is a game
Chutes and ladders is a game
This is fucking trips were talking about here.
This ain't no birch ass candy land
Mother fucker I should shoot you dead where you stand.
Everyone point and laugh at this poor excuse of a man.

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I use a bullet to clean shit.

>tfw room mate is a back roller

The patent picture has it rolling to the front, so if you roll to the back you are not only a savage but you are using one of the simplest inventions ever made wrong

I'm sorry want him killed?

Never knew that

Yea, when I was in the usmc I would fail my boots on room inspection if they rolled to the back

Only savages back roll

And that's why I failed them, they might as well have wiped with their hands like the filthy dune coons that we were at war with

It depends on the height of the apparatus.
If it's at hip level or lower as you sit on the toilet, it should be over the top (front rolling). If it is higher than hip level, it should be under (back rolling).
Source: I worked in restaurants for 17 years.