Fuck straight shota, here's a real shota thread

in most art he looks too masculine, but in some of the other stuff he's cute too.

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gay

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was waiting for you to show up, babe.

youtube.com/watch?v=MMe_i8PcObI

I want to give that wolf my bone

just admit it, you're my girlfriend now.

refer to previous post

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wolfboys are not for lewd

it isn't gay if you're my girlfriend, idiot.

What about shota vampires?

fgt

yes they're definitely for lewd

whatever you say, babe. did ur sport team win the game? or whatever happened.

I dont watch sport, its too boring

i just know that my state's team won, apparently.

Any other shota for lewd? What about cat shotas?

gz kill urself

>want to upload PoE memes but the screenshot is too large

please refer to your Shota Owner's Manual for tips on which shota are for lewd and which aren't. notable exceptions to lewdity are wolfboys, robotboys, and 3dboys.

>just upload as jpeg, silly.

I cbfed painting>saving

real story coming up.

>be me.
>13 years old.
>tired of normal fapping.
>see little brother's toy and get idea.
>take it into bathroom with me next time i shower.
>set of bathtub bottom.
>reach into medicine cabinet and grab baby oil.
>lube up the toy.
>fap furiously while penetrating myself with said toy.
>mother knocks on door asking why im taking too long.
>tell her i was almost done. (i was)
>came buckets while riding brother's toy.
>did it a lot of times after.
>good times.

i wouldn't understand your esoteric anime-game memes, either.

interesting, how big is it when you take the rings off?

>robotboys
But I love my shy lewd robotboy ;_;

it was all a meme, robotboys are definitely for lewd purposes.

Sweet!

>interesting, how big is it when you take the rings off?

like 10 inches, but i'd only ride the top 3 or so.

not as sweet as my girlfriend, faggotry. :^)

>girlfriend
Nothing with a weird hole is sweet.

oh faggotry is a boy, though.

i also may have just got the longest captcha ever:
tel.(01777)678 90 66 willow

girlyboy?

idk, ask him yourself when he finally gets around to replying to me.

Alright.

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

outkast truly is the best shota.

>hi I would like to buy item
>no reply
>repeat

Oh boy fun game

why do you play such trash games, babe?

Gays fear the samurai

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A game of chess is like a sword-fight
You must think first before you move.

wise words from Wu-Tang

mummyboys are the most lewd, you know.

Can I have a "sword" right with you?

rsi is fun

a sword-right? no. a sword-fight? perhaps.

can't you just get that from jerking off, like normal people do?

Both

i don't know what a sword-right is and i'm not sure i want to.

Not for 10+ hours

>also I just rolled the item I would've paid like 100x more for by buying it lol

>rolled the item
what does this mean, babe?

You can use currency to "reforge" an item

its like getting another drop of it

>currency
of what kind? ingame? or do they jew you out of your real money like a lot of games do?

i like both.

these

both are good but reiji is clearly better. are you spainfag?

i'll trade you 1 greco-roman bust for 2 telescopes

that's how it looks to me, at least.

Theyre all pretty worthless. The one in the middle with 2 faces is like $4 and the rest are fractions of that

The folding faces is 60:1 of the exalted(The 2 faces) and the other face which I have 1 of is like 6:1

Nah. I don't often come to these threads. The last time was like 6 months ago, and I literally filled the thread with pics of these two.
I tend to like Reiji a bit better too, but it actually depends on my current mood I guess.

listen, cutie, i'm still not sure i fully understand your anime stock-market games but whatever you say.

oh, generally me and some other guy that i call seifag pretend to be angry at each other. a few days ago there was some spanish guy who said he liked both and when i said i liked him more than seifag, seifag got angry at me. watch your back around these parts when you post sei or reiji, friend.

Not at all curious?

sounds kinda lewd, user.

>anime
Says the faggot posting anime

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it isn't anime if they're cute, silly.

hi demons.

>what is swordfighting

cello

note that he typed sword-Righting, not sword-Fighting. i was just meming him for not realising that.

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idk i prefer the double bass, personally.

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Its anime you weeb faggot

cello

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it isn't anime if they're cute, and you're pretty cute, babe.

cello.

>are all victorian's this stupid

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glad we've come to this conclusion

of course we are babe

it was a pretty one-sided argument, though.

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ironically until i was like 8 I just assumed Victoria was apart of NSW

And for all intensive purposes I still dont care that it isnt

i won so that's all that matter

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>didn't know about the state with the MOST LIVEABLE CITY IN THE WORLD
it's so cute how silly you are sometimes ;)

i'm just biding my time before i win the argument, actually. you haven't won shit yet.

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sup faggots

who dis

Im sure it was still garbage 12 years ago too

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>hurting the shotas

aww stop pulling my leg, babe.

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that shota was asking for it, i swear.

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oi

squidboys are not for lewd

who needs basses or cellos when you're such a lyre?

do matsus count as shota now?

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Bowls are best girls.

>who needs basses
me. we've literally been over this like 10 minutes ago.

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>you will never a poke-boy
why live

cuz i can still poke-a-boy

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but you can't poke-a-3d-boy, that's illegal, user.

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Pokemon fans are the worst type of closeted furfags

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but i want to fuck the poke-boys, not the poke-mon.

Serious question here: are homosexuality and pederasty embedded into you all's minds?

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possibly. we don't want to have sex with real boys though, only 2d boys.

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thanks for the (You), user.

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that"s how it begins..

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no gay pedos here, we're just fucking immature assholes

i'd rather watch the pokeboys get fucked by the pokemon, user. and because of that i'm totally not a furfag.

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Quiet today.

i like how the other two are blushing but red's totally fine with what's happening

because those losers faggotry and demos left.

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I didnt leave, Im just playing vidyagames

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they have gfur bread, they dont want to get too fat.

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you need to stop playing those games and do more productive stuff, like post in shota threads and call me gay.

gfur a shit. only lamers post in those threads.

hoi

How are ya'll doing today?

you got that right, cutie.

i think red is just utterly confused

meh

cello.

eh, could be better. drank some weird beer and i can still taste it like an hour later.

you're not faggotry, don't call me cutie.

aren't we all

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It's not going to rim itself.

morning!

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how's you ?

chillin
accidentally left window open last night, i am ice
hbu?

>morning
what shitty timezone do you live in?

as i said to the other user, could be better.

sorry bout that, babe

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user stop, only faggotry will be my cutie babe.

just got a rareish drop

wewlad

best tz

tell this other weird user to stop calling me babe, babe.

tz... tanzania? also cute pic. even if sei IS the worst boy.

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ok sweetie, you win

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thanks, i win at most things.

thanks for the (You), user.

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yet he then posts sasunaru

don't know who that is, i just like the image. why are there so many fucking seifags in this thread?

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mis-quote
was meant for our quiet cute killugon poster

Any good shota Hentai videos anywhere?

always could

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look on the bright side, at least we got rid of those scrub-casual bisexuals.

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YOU FUCKED UP, user!

getting kind of deep for a shota thread, don't you think?

well you're talking to me, so apparently not.

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dense, but cute.

Enzai, shounen maid kuro-kun, natsuyami, and boku no pico 1-3

i feel like this was aimed at me and i'm offended

don't worry darling, you're an exception

could be deeper ;)

(You)

am i meant to know you

could be, but that might verge on gay territory.

bump

New thread?

Over 25mm Diameter at top. > ~ 1"
Over 7" long. > ~ 175mm
Entirely too big at base. < (over 9000)

You can't imagine how jealous I am of you, people with time machines. I recently tried one of these.

>being 2.5X13 and barely able to take it.
>find other user who has used same thing.
>quiet desperation for something to put inside you. I bet that was cute.

>being 2.5X13
what does this mean?

that user did it cause' 13
just..buy an intended device user, through a delivery box or somthing, yikes.

nothing wrong with using some improvised butt toys, user. as long as they're safe.

Sauce?

>as long as they're safe
which that one isn't

eh, safe enough probably

porous plastic
seams
completely rigid
ehhhh..

>porous
possibly
>seams
a fair point
>completely rigid
so are a lot of dildos

if you slapped a condom on it there would be no worries.

I'm 2.5X13 and what is this?

tfw my list

true, just also have had diy experience, and even the seemingly fine can end up sketch.
tfw it's everyone's list
can add ecchi stuff to it, but still no hentai really outside a few scenes, cgis and edits

>just also have had diy experience
you make diy dildos? kek

ya caught me, I just buy the kits, I'm no true craftsman.

>he doesn't even airbrush the models with details like creases and rust
what are you a fucking casual?

Giant Bearded Face?

gay best friends?

Galactic Bum Fuck.

good bye first love?

Gay Butt Fuck Love, obviously.

mmmmm i'll gay your territory

a few questions first
A. are you a qt?
B. how gay are we talking?

>tfw sexually abused when young
>tfw I simultaneously hate and love shota
>I just want to be little and cute
>and it makes me sick

I'm just gonna masturbate, cry and scrape together what little change I've got and get drunk.

nothing wrong with how you feel, user. most people that were sexually abused don't know how to respond to what happened. i'm sure all of us, even the ones that weren't abused, want to be cute shota sometimes. as long as you don't go and diddle kids there's nothing wrong, user.

Nice trips. And I managed to block it out somehow for most of my life. I dunno, it just really fucked me up lying to myself about it. I am an alcohol, so I probably don't make sense. Good news though, I actually hate kids. So no Uncle Lester here.

delet this

well if you don't mind me asking, what happened exactly? probably better to let it out than it is to keep it in.

hey babe, still up?

no

>tfw just fapped before finding this thread
rip me

I dunno. Kinda would rather just let it build up again until I have another suicidal break. I have no money, no friends and pretty much nothing but shame and self-loathing.

no need to commit suicide because of something that happened to you in the past that's inconsequential, why should you being diddled as a kid mean you can't make it in life?

a. you know it
b. super

kik? :^)

post yours ;3

i don't remember the username :V

but give me yours so i can add you, dummy.

>don't remember the username
>i can add you
0_o

listen, to find my username i'd have to open the app and click on my account. that's too much effort.

already messaged you

Oh no, I'm a loser because I'm a fucking loser. This is just the icing on the cake. I lost my girl, my job and my friends in less than a year. Then blew all my life savings. Which was pitiful anyways.

spookyshota.png

someone bake

that doesn't make sense considering i didn't give you my kik username, and i haven't received a message.

see, that may be true but at least you've separated the true cause. you're not a loser because you were diddled as a kid, that's inconsequential. maybe you think you're a loser because the circumstances haven't been good for you. but you've got like another 60 years ahead of you, that's enough time to work everything out.

hrm, that makes sense

sorry which user is this because now i'm confused

HAHAHA. Nah brah, I got a genetic disease. I've got maybe 10 years left. Less than 1 if I continue drinking.

bump

if you've only got 10 years left it kind of seems like it would be a letdown to kill yourself. may as well spend the rest of your apparently short life happy.

Yeah, that's the issue buddy. Ain't nothing left that makes me happy. Did I mention that I lost everything I love?

go parachuting or some shit, idk. if you're gonna die it may as well be in a cool parachuting accident.

you still there, kik user?

sure thing

well fine, i'll give you my kik: melbanon69. you'd better be a real qt after all this effort.

heh

if death is locked in, adding more suffering doesn't make much sense.
you can't un-lose those things, but even if you don't feel you can feel happiness in your future doesn't make it true.

ok...but how 'bout a new thread?
to raise the mood?

or that user could get around to adding me on kik, that would raise the mood.

raise something