Mfw minimum wage

>mfw minimum wage
Long time lurker here, and I normally don't post but I need advice and don't know where else to get it. I'm currently working a minimum wage job, been paying my own way since 16 (now 21), and I'm broke as fuck. After rent, gas, and my school bills (trying to get a CS degree so I'm not fucking poor forever), I hardly have enough for food. I usually forego food for cigarettes because they're the only thing keeping me from becoming excessively violent, and even then it's only like $20 a month. I'm currently in a bind where, while it is impossible to save money, I need $2500 by January, and it seems impossible. I've been trying to find another job, but I've been turned down by ATT, T-Mobile, Best Buy, and a telecommunications firm, all of which would pay $13+/hr which would actually allow me to save some cash. ATT turned me down because I didn't answer their stupid personality questions correctly, and Best Buy turned me down because apparently I don't meet their standards (I've only worked manual labor and at restaurants, but I know more about computers and technology than half the fucking niggers working there). The other two thought I didn't have enough experience, but it's impossible to get experience when nobody will hire you without it. I've gotten to the point where I'm honestly considering cultivating/dealing narcotics, and that is a path I really don't want to go down. I'd much rather make my money in a way that won't get me arrested, but shrooms/shatter are the only options I'm seeing to make it to next semester. Do any of you oldfags know any tips for making money or getting better paying part time jobs as a college student with 5 years of restaurant/labor experience? I can also do full time work as long as the schedules are flexible and can start after noon/1pm to make way for my classes.

tl;dr need $2500 by January and I'm living on slave wage. Wat do?
>inb4 "sell ur boipucci" or other stupid gay shit

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Bumping with ass because poor as fuck.

Look for other places that pay decent I'm sure those aren't the only ones

>inb4...
Actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.. You need money don't you?

I live in a shitty midwestern town, there really aren't any well paying no-degree jobs that don't involve telecommunications or sales (with commission).

Look for a different company that'll hire you

god I hate Cred Forums, when did this place become so god damn homosex
...my cousin has that harry potter tattoo in that exact spot. I had to double check her FB photos to make sure she didn't get new arm tattoos... thank god that isn't her

sorry OP id help you but i'm in a similar position. bumping and lurking.

Guess your fucked... Either take it up the ass or die from starvation. Your choice.

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I've heard of people with only experience in the service industry being able to land jobs in call centers at places like Geico and IT managed service providers who are more concerned with call volume than hiring an experienced staff.

Damn she looks like she can take a hard one easy.

ikr? god what i would give to wreck that ass.

Bumping with more porn. Someone here has to know any easy way to get a couple grand.

Seriously? Nobody on Cred Forums has been in this situation and/or found a way out of it?

Already gave advice

>sell boipucci
kys

still bumping with porn because I don't wanna be a POS

You'll always be a broke faggot. Maybe suck Craigslist cock for money, since you don't want to make an effort to improve yourself or develop life skills.

beg on the streets

Well I'd love to develop my work skills, but that's difficult when nobody is willing to hire people without work skills.

I bet you're a baby boomer, aren't you you deplorable cunt?

forgot the porn

why do you need the money

ask your parents for money you filthy wage slave

Find a sugarmom who will buy your needs, and in return be her little pocket dicky

or move to germany and get welfare. shits soo cash

or enlist in the military.

it is the only way my boy. No reason to keep going to college if you can't even afford your basic needs. This is simple shit. Stop being retarded.

I owe my school $2500, and need to pay it off before I can register for Spring classes.
I've been on my own since 16. Abusive father, no mother. Nobody is going to be giving me handouts any time soon -- nor would I want them. I've made my own way and intend to continue doing so, legally or illegally. Also, I've been looking for a sugarmama but here in the midwest they are all old, married, flabby WASPs. I'm not getting HPV and a tuna-smelling mouth for money. I'd rather starve.

Oh wait I already am.

Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Although it doesn't really affect me much anymore (only hear voices on occasion and I can tune them out), it still prohibits me from military service.

forgot the porn again

Nope, not nearly that old. I'm just someone who worked a shit job at Best Buy, did what he told you to do, built himself up, and now makes 90-100k a year because he knows an opportunity to get the fuck out of poverty when he sees it. Good luck with your unjustified arrogance, cunt. I guess there's a reason you're failing personality tests at jobs that hire complete retards.

Sauce of cause

Alright fair master, how does one build themselves up to get a decent paying job without a degree? Teach me senpai

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>I owe my school $2500, and need to pay it off before I can register for Spring classes.
That what student loans are for.

Already taken out as many loans as I can, m9

how the fuck do you take out the max and not have it cover tuition?

Sorry to hear that my dude. Sounds like you need to move OuT of that shithole. Rack up some cash and move out to NYC. Find a cheap apartment in Queens or the Bronx(brooklyn and manhattan is way to expensive) and looks for work here. There are plenty of places. Apply for welfare too. You should be able to qualify for gibsmedats.

Also we have plenty of colleges here so that's not an issue.

Already said. Go get an entry level job at one of these small companies doing retard-level IT work where you just intelligently Google shit. Network, get in with established people with skills and knowledge to offer. The people who have been there a while are super eager to teach non-morons what they know, because it potentially means less work for them. When someone asks if you can take care of something, get it done. Be motivated and put in the effort the other goons don't want to; lots of the faggots in this industry are happy to ride their current paycheck to the grave. You show an interest to learn and exercise common sense around the office, and people will look at you like you're a fucking unicorn shitting out ice cream.

Because I'm white and "middle class."
If I move anywhere, it'd be Oregon or Washington. I could get a CS job there without a degree (although at a lower payscale), but I'd rather finish my degree before moving if I can. I'm also stuck in this apartment with my best friend (basically my brother) until next August.
Thanks senpai, I'll keep my eyes open for non-degree IT jobs.

Longshot, but you said you were in the Midwest. If you live near Minneapolis/Mendota Heights, check on a company called Mindshift to see if they're hiring Tier 1's. In general, in your searches, keep an eye out for positions labeled "Tier 1." Not only do they not usually require degrees, but it implies there's room for growth.

Agreed

OP I'm 21 at home in new york, i go to community college and deliver chinese,
im bringing home about 800 a month roughly, and my car payment is 460/month and my insurance just quoted me 738 a month at the LOWEST, because someone just hit me and drove off the other night

how fuckin gay is that?

i was just gonna apply for a second job to dunkin donuts or some shit, but thats gonna be ass because im gonna be working an entire job literally just to pay car insurance

Sadly, nope. I live in Southern Illinois.

$460? Christ dude, my rent is only $340 and I have no car payment, how the fuck are you even surviving on slave wage?

At 21 you should be on your way to building a career/reputation in your field. If you have a brain and any ambition you should rule out that just exchange your time for a measly hourly rate. Take less if you have to to be in a better environment with room for growth. And if any of the potential employers aren't mega companies, offer to put in a week for free, as an employer that's big, not because you save a weeks pay but because it's the employee putting his money where his mouth is, it's shows they truly want it and trust their abilities.

im living with mummy & pa

i put up 600 total to them for the car usually, and the difference in insurance WAS like 70/month so they helped me out, and i throw like 100 for my phone bill and then my rest of my money is just snacks and weed

0 dollars saved, mad debt

>buy car to deliver chinese food
>chinese food only makes enough money to buy car
>????????

Work for a moving company

The fuck are you driving while making so little money? You should probably have a cheaper car. I paid that much for my previous car when I bought it brand new in 2013 and had no credit.

Being that my town is rapidly expanding, this isn't a bad option. Didn't think about that. Thanks.
You're a financially irresponsible faggot. Sorry m8.
I mean, I would love to build a career in my field, but nobody is hiring non-degree computer science employees or interns around here, and right now, not going bankrupt is priority #1.

tl;dr

Become homeless. I did and now I can buy more food than I can eat and have, surprisingly, much more free time to spend on shit I used to make excuses not to do before. The first week or so is going to suck major balls but once you get the hang of it you'll start to enjoy it, especially if you live in the U.S.

People like to bag on it, but the United States is the only country that I know of in which homeless people like myself still have the opportunity to make cash and live decently without a home. I hardly work 20 hours a week at $10/hr and I'm still banking at least $1k/month thanks to the side shit I'm doing and the money I save on expenses like utilities and rent.

OP posting from phone
No, I'm not going to be homeless. My current job requires that i, yknow, shower and stay well dressed. I'm also stuck in a year long lease with 10 months to go

Bro, get a gym membership. I use Gold's - it's free showers, free toilets, free sinks/mirrors, free electricity, a 24/7 parking lot to crash at, a place to change, free wi-fi, and supplies you with equipment and weights to work out with for about $30/month. Get some deodorant and you're good.

Shit's cash.

Find a girlfriend you can pimpout online or in real life like a cuck

Pretend to be a hot girl on the internet and get into paywhoring

Get stuff from the free section on craigslist and flip it

Pretend to be a 12 year old girl on the internet, find some stupid pedo, find out everything about him and blackmail the fucker.

Borrow money from your parents/family/friends

Don't be a drug dealing faggot you stupid cuck

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