ITT: it's a brand new day at the office. We working in the same office

Man, someone shat in the microwave again

Not me I swear

Oh shit! I'm down with you Fred

Sam did it

JANICE YOU FAT BITCH, 4 WEEKS STRAIGHT, FUCK THIS I QUIT

Very funny, but who took my dingdongs?

Good good we need a kid like you in this place someone with balls

Hey hey don't take that tone with her
>it's glandular

Hell yeah! Just Tell me what do you need Fredo

FUCK YOU TARD, IF THE GOVERNMENT WASNT FUCKING EVERYTHING UP, YOUR ASS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING TERMINATED IN UTERO, DOWNIE

Wtf is a dingdong (with pic releated please)

I suppose Sam put your hard drive in the microwave?
>using company internets to download cp
The party bus is on its way

I gotta let you go with a deduction on your pay

>We working in the same office
How did a nigger get a job at the office?

Seriously
Who
Took
My
Ding
Dongs

>420

To make this happen and just incase
Get me a rabbi and a catholic preist to take the blame if the media blows this Mohammed project out of proportion
>10%pay rise nice job son

Oh. Sam did it

I suppose sam also injected your semen into my choc-o-diles too?

Who the fuck? Someone shit on the toilet seat come the fuck on.

Hey buddy I am a important person to this firm
>tax breaks for employing my people
So you better thank me user
You better check your morning coffee
You never know maybe I add few more chromosome

Who hired the fucking Muslim receptionist? You want her to turn the phone into a bomb?

Call in jose, tell him that we need him to mop up the floor of my office too. I puked like a drunken bobcat with the flu

T.G.I.F
tonight, grannies in fishnets
Give me five champsky!

Nigga I ain't cleaning that shit. That shit's disguisting. Clean it yo self. Took me three hours to clean up the microwave explosion.

>that burka tho

Hey...my name is Pam. Is this Cred Forums?

Whoa, easy there broski, hr is looking for any reason to shitcan you spics. The kikes in accounting are getting there big ass noses in everyones business

dubtrip

You'll need to sign this..
Hands over a ToG form (tits or gtfo)

We have a problem
Get my my office now the intern has managed to loose her clothes catch my seamen on her face and accidentally hung herself.
>I'll fuckin take you with me beaner
You want to go back to selling oranges

Brah, she has a full beard on 2 sets of lips
I found out last night!
High five buddyski!

Man hr ain't gonna du shit. I am getting paid under counter at 4.75/hr. Man fuck this shit. I quit.

Boss, hr said that you cant keep raping corpses for sport, it violates your contract

brody, did you eat my GLUTEN FREE GRANOLA AND YOGURT SNACK POT?

*open fires*

Umm okay?

Stop pissing on my desk, Keith. I'm trying to work

Shiee I at least I got paid! Laters, enjoy your new dindu janitor. It just arrived from africa in his crate with bananas and shit stains all over it.

Nice did she give you a faluja freestyle
I came buckets

Brah, i needed some protein. I just cranked out a wicked set after i fucked the terrorist receptionist in joses car

John, can you stop showing your penis to the new people?

Keith! What did I just say?

I see. Duely noted that: Pam has No Tits. Nice ass doe.

whats that plane doing flying on the same level as us?

Hey, whats that noise??? Is that you janice?

Close yuour mouth when you eat, you sound like a goddamned airplane

T O P

F

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R

R

A

R

I

Captainski, she totally gave me a baghdad bangjob. Sucked it right out of my ass, dude

He told me it was part of orientation!

may i have a raise please? i found a way for our company to have an 25% increase in profits.

Dank bro, did the curtains match the drapes. Actually ive gotta get my reports on keiths desk by noon, tell me at the water cooler later bro

No, hr said that its fine cause i have autism. Now finger paint and call me special boy

Oh look it's making a sharp turn to Steve's place.

I'm working as hard as I can

(fuck this minesweeper game)

I'm not coming in today, I have a bit of a cold

Umm exCUSE me. I DO have tits.

I deny these fallicious allegations!

>Wipe them out
Replace them with latino teen prostitutes
You can have your pick
Oh send leeroy for a 8ball (the good stuff)

Meet you there brosef, i gotta wipe my dick on keiths curtains and get this goat smell off

...

come on, its true i swear. just let me show you the numbers.

OP, you seem like a nice guy.. don't come into work tomorrow

Leeroy said if you ever call him again hes gunna give you a hot shot
Also, mike from globeco called, said golf is cancelled cause his daughter is having an abortion or has a recital or some shit

You're killing me champ. A. No timestamp B. This shit could easily be photoshoped. Damn we shouldn't have gotten rid of our last receptionist..

Has he been de corked
I ain't havin shit all over I have the owner breathing down my fuckin neck

Immeditley go socialize with teh boss to avoid doing any work, Become a manager because of this
Complain to boss about how i need weekends off cause its too much work.

welcome to adulthood u young faggots.

You full of shit.

Faggots.

There is a fucking sign on the damn toilet.

Fucking shit normally, damnit.

Hi guys, just checking how your weekly reports are going!

Don't forget, it is the office halloween bash next week and we don't need a repeat of last yoer.

Oh, and brody i need to see you in my office.

Ps, you all have to work christmas eve!

IF YOU FINISH THE POT, START A NEW FUCKING BREW YOU ANIMALS

Forgot to note >picture was related.

im not full of shit. i have a fucking pie chart showing this, and dont you fucking call me a fucking liar. i always work hard for my company, whoever that may be.

Who the fuck are they

Whats good, massa? If this is about me fucking keiths guinea pig, in my defence, she was coming on to me bro.

ALRIGHT, WHO KEEPS SAVING FURRY PORN IN MY PC!

oh hey boss, this is the pic from that halloween party last year remember?

Nice
What about the fabled Helmand up and under
>bent my dick and fucked me with it

Hey, how do you spell 'faggot'?

Idfk tbqh idgaf. Now fuck this gay shit I am spiderman
>runs to window
>fails to break plexiglass
>shrivles in pain on the floor and sobs

That's my wife you're talking about, dude.

Wait, wha...

well anyway, i saw the huge turd on my desk the other week, and i checked the survaillence... before i say who did it, will you just come clean?

...

Hey guys! Am I late?

bahdum tsh

K, E, I, T, H

shut up larry

Alright shitlords, im the new manager of HR. My name is Goddess Queen KimBerly johnson-goldwin. You will address me as xhr, and the safe space is open to all except subhuman cis white males

I heard thaat!

YOU KNOW WHAT, ILL REPORT THIS TO THE CEO.

Keith, get back here!

Duly noted
>she has a cuck of a husband whose tits are bigger than hers

Fuck you Keith stop pissing on my desk

JUST TRY THIS MUSLIMSHIT
cheesespin.net/

Dudeski, she gave me the george bush
>her cunt juice didnt melt my steel beam
>IN MY FUCKING PANTS
KEITH YOU FAGGOT HIGH FIVE

I do not welcome your tyrannical rule.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Go ahead I already contacted the irs on your tax evasion plan for the next quarter. Which is still not bringing in profits!
Jesus who the fuck decided it'd be a good idea to start a dildo company on the basis of a legal firm.
Fuck you steve.

...

D-did you just disagree with me
>jiggles of fat bounce as she walks to the safe space and cries

Dammit David, where are those TPS reports I asked last friday??

oK GUYS, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH HAS COME TO A CLOSE... tHE NOMINEES ARE:

BRODY
KEITH
JANICE
THE MUSLIM ON THE FRONT DESK

AND THE WINNER IS...

KEEEITH

CONGRATS MAN

Boys, you gotta check the cans on the broad in accounting
Its like 2 rotting cabbages in a grocery bag

OMG I'd like to thank Joe for letting me piss on his desk

Who's turn is it to throw out the trash and feed that homeless white clown nigger across the street?

Jose the janitor is once again! Disregarded! Ffssjakncnbldhemm...

LETTING! Fuck you Keith

WHAAAAAT, Boss, i planned your birthday party! and i didnt even get elected? me, steve? your best pal

But keith is so undudely boss. Remember when we got drunk and fucked that 14 year old asian chick? We totally wrecked that puss

No, thank you buddy

Ye fyuck yu too. I left a little somethig underneath your porfolios.

I am the dudest

Come at me Joe

ha, yeah, ashame she died

Steve, we know you suck dick bro. Its okay, but we cant have you fagging up EOTM with your aids, Bro

Wait a second...
When the fuck did we hire 3 joes?

Meet me in the parking lot in five Keith

sorry bud, you have a pay cut starting from monday of 60%

You may each have a maximum of three. Please use the napkins.

Keith you are gayer than steve, and steve gave jose a windowwasher dry clean
>And he let him nut on the carp

hey! how did you kno...

JOSEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh it's on, Joe
Five o'clock parking lot

Boss, hr said we needed atleast a single joe for every minority for tax purposes

Pepe le pedo (Jose in disguise)
>Snags them all before he finishes announcing there will be free food

...No, martha, i will not fuck you upside down, i have a wife, and a girlfriend, and my cousin

nah, meeting hasn't started yet. You're good.

Anyone seen the complimentary donuts? they were here just a moment ago and whoever took them left a crayon drawing of the donuts on the table.

No! Fuck you keith I said IN five

>tax puposes
...
Nigga I haven't filed does in years. Dafuq you talking about.

Bro, i know that feel. Sometimes you need a bro to help you fuck a fish and piss in a bottle of champagne, i know that feel bro. But bro, you gotta do it off company time

Shut up kevin, you only got eotm cause mr boss man didnt know it was you who shat on his desk!

How do you know I fucked his fishing trophy!?

*burps* no man, i heard it was kevin

You think I went to school Joe!

Give me one of thsoe fucking donuts before I kick his ass

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO SPEAK WITH ME?!

Boss, we just fake your signature on all the taxes so the kikes in accounting dont have you arrested for sheckle theft. We dont want a new boss, you are too easy to fuck with

By the way, penis inspection tomorrow, clean ya dicks

sure betty, come inbto my office

>filename

This is between you and me, Keith

in deed

EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP!

Its penis inspection tomorrow, and the cleanest schlong gets 7 minutes in heaven with janice

Bro, i know. I also fucked it. Gave it the old "cum on a bronze carp and blame keith"
>And i didnt even call it the next day
STEVE GET IN HERE AND HIGH FIVE ME YOU FAG

Oh yeaah bruh, get that fishy puss

We all know Steve has the dirtiest dick
And since he's fucking Keith it makes him the DIRTIEST ASSHOLE

Oh real mature Joe

FUCK YOU ITS NOT A TAX EVASION PLAN. IM HONEST AND WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT SHADY SHIT.

PENIS INSPECTION?
>swipes his desk
>Flips desk
>chink prostitutes scowers away
>yelling something mandarin
>boss yells back in chinese
>goes to the nearest corner
>"Shit shit shit"
>turns over
>"I got a.. Important meeting tomorrow.. So"
>pic
>waddles with pants down
>shuts the door and shuts blinds furiously
>"fuck fuck DAMNIT!"

>over the office speaker
Will the owner of a black sedan with the vanity plate "krushpü$" please move it to a non handicapped space. HR is having a shit fit
Also, will steve please pick up his phone, his doctor said he has gay mans anus disease

Keith, you only got this job because you ate out a squirrel in the park and promised the boss you'd do it as a oarty trick on halloween!

...

Boss, calm down bro. I got you a fake penis to wear, it was sitting in Steve's desk. I wiped it on keiths curtains so its clean

Just shut up for a second, joe
I have to take a call

seriously, im not one of those kikes that want money. i just want the comapny to do well.

Thats for Steve, Keith!

My man..
>hey everyone!
>(what's your name again?)
>ignores it
>THIS KID JUST FOUND KEITH's PERSONAL DILDO

What happens when we call the boss a filthy kike

Steve and I are in love, if he has gay mans ass disease, so do I! Now fuck off, Joe

Prove. It.

Brody, i gotta go... take ... a dump? and jose is gonna come with!
*unzips fly and grabs joses arm and runs to disabled bathroom*

>Buzz clik
Will everyone please stop wiping their dicks on keiths curtains, it was funny at first but now the cleaning lady in on strike over the smell.
Also, penis inspection day is canceled due to premature information
I swear this never happens to me

how?

Fucking Lit
Oi Keith guess what

Not sure why it has to ends though...

i love you kieth, dont fight joe, you wont live

With the math you dumb mof.

OK GUYS, YOURE ALL FIRED

Two*

Doing WhAT to my curtains! Those were my grandmother's and she gave them to me on her deathbed!
JOE WHAT THE FUXK IA THAT MY DILDO THAT WAS FOR STEVE GIVE IT BACK

I knew this say would come..

Wtf.. I keep fat dialing... I meant day

Sure thing boss, im gunna help myself to your korea love girl while your gone
Gunna give her the old smokey the bear
>And im gunna make sure she tastes sulfur for a week
KEITH TAKE YOUR GODDAMN FIST OUTTA STEVE AND HIGH FIVE ME

HE STOLE MY DILDO AND I JUST GOT FIRED! I LOVE YOU TOO BUT THIS FAGGOT IS DEAD!
FUCK YOU BOSS I DIDN'T FUCK YOUR FISHING TROPHY

you got it broski

I'M BUSY

JOE I WILL KILL YOU ONCE IM DONE

Ahh helll naw...
>Jose slings his "broken" arm out of the sleeve
>tries to sprint out another window
>fails to break the plexiglass again
Man fuck this shithole!!
>bawls
>boss drags him from the collar
>he continues to sob

Dont shake your fist Keith, you'll get him off

>Clik clik
So, i wiped my dick on his grandmothers curtains, so what, its not like shes dead or some shi- oh fuck its on

Uh, will joes 2 through 5 please report to hr for branding and re education. Seems one of you called Kimberly ma'am and she wants blood

Also, will the owner of a japanese dick socket aged 13 please remove it from the cafeteria, its attracting flies

I didn't say anything about my fishing.. YOU FOCKING WOT MATE!?

Haha but fuck tou Joe THATS THE GOAL HERE HAVE YOU EVER EVEN FISTED A FAGGOT (im sorry I called you a faggot Steve I love you)

Monthly performance review:

Brody, stop fucking my girlfriend

Steve, stop having sex with literally everyone

Kevin, cease to exist please

joe, stop acting all big

muslim receptionist, please don't be a terrorrist

Janice stop fucking eating

keith, please just kill yourself, or youre fired

Pam, grow tits

jackson, are you ok, i havent heard you once all day

.boss impersonator

I have never fucked a guy, Keith, im happily married

Im kind of busy, tell Kim shes a fat slut thanks

umm boss, i think jackson is dead...

Bro, your slam piggy gives the best Chattanooga ooga boogas
>it even smells like watermelon when i piss afterwards
FUCK EVERYONE IMMA HIGH FIVE MYSELF

Can i get a raise bouss?
I hab a da cnacer bouss

yes he is janice, i killed him because he ate my slim jims

steve, wow, just wow

Jackson is most undudelike. Hes so fucking lazy brah. I tell him, you gotta lift more you look like a corpse

>muffled sounds from the disabled's bathroom
>shrieeks
>beats
Not even in the monthly review??
Jose the janitor continues to sob trying to find the exit.
>still in pepe le pedro disguise

Fuck you steve we all know you don't use condoms to suck on keith.

Well she will cost you $5 an hour

Andre:I'm sorry mr Jackson.ooo. I am for real.

kek, yeah, no gains whatsoever

Pepe le pedo*

still raping pens

meddl loide

he smells pretty gnarly

YOUR WIFE IS A FAGGOT JOE

YOU KILL YOURSELF

IT WASNT ME THESE FUCKS BLAMED I ON ME

Bossbro,.its brodybro. Joses wife is on the phone speaking mexican or something, and i think she got pissed when i asked her if i can get sick gains from eating chaputas, or whatever they are called

t. Boss inpersonators.

i am the original boss, i am also the slim jims guy... fuck off marty

Dudeski, im not gunna deal with this right now,.i gotta go lift
Jacksonbro, spot me. Watch my form bro

Oh shit sorry rip Jackson shit

FUXK YOU YOUR WIFES A SLUT JOE

he used nothing and I liked it

Jose continues to sob around the office.
>Steve lights his back on fire as he fumbles a malfunctioning dildo
>now jose's wife just hears his husband shrieeking and sobbing in the background

hey guys. Its me skinny penis.

i love sucking natural cock

Oh shit, martybro? Didn't he get shitcanned after giving the boss the old sexually transmitted dickseeds?

My wife is a very nice lady, cant say the same about your partner Keith, the litterally slut faggot Steve

Go fuck yourself

Ehh he'll get over it..
>Jose continues to flail in flames

>Bzzzt
Will steve please stop messing with that dildo, the fire department will be pissed if we have to call again
Also, brody, please stop pantsing the kikes in accounting and calling them nerds. They are comparing it to the holocaust

That's a lamp yo.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT STEVE YOU CUNT I WILL PISS ON YOUR DESK, JOE

I love you

Bro, that is classic me.

Nein.

Not that shit again Keith, grow up

Can someone put out Jose, im busy

I got it bossbro, ill pour your coffee on hin
>jose grows into a bigger fireball

Goddamnit.. Where's Maria.. Jose's shift ended an hour ago.
Someone get Maria to deal with this

Wow I will have her in my office now
Maybe she will give me the Guantanamo pudding

THATS IT JOE YOU FUCKED AROUND WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME

Steve, you haven't fucked around with me enough~

Maria is on strike after seeing the petri dish that is keiths curtains.
Also, your ladyboy supplier is on the phone, yelling about super aids and how you should do something, i gotta piss

Will you take the rag off her face to pissboard her?

Shut up

Thanks man, Im glad to see SOMEONE IS HELPING ON THIS OFFICE AND NOT PISSING ON PEOPLES DESKS, TALKING ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST, OR FUCKING A DILDO! Joe out

WOAH!! what the fuck just happened to North tower

Printer load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

>Jose flails even more violently
>no longer shrieeking
>and with one punch man's face
>he slowly crouches on the floor and starts rolling
FUCK HE's going to catch this whole office fire!

Get back to work, whatee thw chances it happens twice?

Another reason why KEITH AHOULD BE IN THIS WORKFORCE

Fuck bro, i cant have the cops here, i have an open warrant for statutory grape in a california vineyard
>She was a full bodied white, aged 13 years
JOSEBRO, FIREFIVE ME

Oh no
Fucking hell
I have an idea

Hey did you get the memmo about putting cover sheets on the tps reports?

Yes but I will replace with a Justin beeber mask
Will you join me

What is it joe?

Strike?
Ladyboy?
Super aids?
I AIN't PAYING YOU FUCKWITS TO DIG INTO MY GENITALIA I have steve for that.

Yea yea, cornflower blue and in triplicate

brb I have to go to the bathroom....in another building *runs slips and falls out window

>Jose rolls by brodybro dunking a dank firefive and landing it
>continues rolling

Shit yea bro, give her the baby
>4 minutes of ear rape
Steve, stop licking keiths curtains and high five me

Josebro is the goddamn man! WOOO GO DO IT BRO, BURN THIS BITCH DOWN

Good thing we put up those suicide pre~ beatiful christmass crowns around the bulding so that we don't get sue~ have to pay reparations... For next year's christmass dedongle.

Okay listen up faggots im Joe and I'm going to save the office from a Jose fire

STEVE get that dildo and shove it in Jackson's dead ass ass

MARIA grab that FUCKING vurtaina nd wrap it around Jackson

PAM grow some fucking tits

And KEITH thi doesnt change how I fee about you you asshole, but I need you to piss on the fire. We'll roll in Jackson and itll catch the cum curtain, but you need to pias the rest out so we're just left with a Jackson-semen-dildo-cutain bonfire

Can everyone handle this shit?

Can you just run down to Jews in accounting and give them the gas bill
>here take this bacon sandwich with you

Bro, yea, bro

Yeah I meant curtain go fuck yourself

>Jose continues to roll
>emotionless
>lost in his hearts despair
>Jose is no longer Jose
>he is one with the fireball
>jose no longer exists
>it's just.. FIAH!
>INTESIFIES ROLLING

y-yess sirr

That joke is fucking lit but so is this office get to work

Alright go go go

>Jose stops rolling
May I make a suggestion?

Who glued the picture of Dickbutt to the inside of the copy machine?

Maria has the curtain Joe

Yes sir sorry sir
(Potential office shootup intensifies)

What's an evernote

Does it involve Jews or mashmallows because I'm right ahead of you

Excellent get her to roll it around Jackson

Wat did I just listen to?

She done joe sir

*Plus out gun and an heros.*click >FUUUCK MEEEEE

20 bucks on Keith

oh wow I really fuckerd up the green text on that one...

Is the dildo inserted, Steve?

>Jose gets up

You guys might want to start rolling there's been a 747 stamding still right outside the office window for the past hour..
Not sure what it's intentions are, but it certain seems to have to angry pilots on board

>calmly moves back into rolling position
>this time he rolls out the emergency exit stairs

>We working in the same office
Nigger detected

Certainly*

ok guys, im going home, i need to go clean off, steve-o is leaving the building

>being this late
>newfag detected
>also is the nigger being detected

Okay fuck the dildo, everyone who wants to help downstairs to get Jose!

Also someone flip off that plane, pilots are cunts

BYE STEVE I LOVE U

Keith, grab the body and get down here!

Can anyone show me the ropes I'm new
>I really want to get along with everyone
Also I have heard Steves a bit of a prick

shows up late and acts like he's been here the whole time
"Hey guys, what's going on? I was really into my project over there."

Y-yessir Joe
(asshole)

Poor jackson...
>Jackson was reanimated when the dildo struck his cavity
>euphoria enlit him
And on the sight that the office was going to be destroyed
He gathered his gayenergy and created a shockblast out his ass to dispell the 747
>Jose however.. Continues to roll on the FIAH

Whart u cunts say about me n me releejun ALLLLAAAAAHUUUU AAAAKKKBAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!! *BOOM

Yup that was jackson's blast of gayness.

The place is on fire, keith pisses on desks, steve is a slut and a prick, Jose the janitor is on fire and the backup janitor Maria is a bitch, Pam has no tits, kim is a bitch, and I WAS YOU SNEAK IN JEREMY DONT LIE TO ME

I fuckin knew this Mohammed project would go wrong
>security security
Sorry sir the Jews over in accounting have cut all security off
To save money
>get that Muslim whore into my office

Welp.. The office now smells like a black mans ass was set on fire and sulfuric radiation.. Other than that we can still operate on a scale of 9/11

Okay plane is gone but we need to stop Jose. Keith, do your thing

I dont know if I can Joe

Why? Keith you can actually help someone for once, piss on Jose

I-I-I dont know if I can

>joe proceeds to shoving rotationary dildo into keith
>keith's legs turn into copter mode

Liaten to me Keith, you can do this

>Jose is now out the bulding and in the streets
>rolling

JOE HOLY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE IS THAT A DILDO SHIT FUCK

Believe in yourself, Keith. Harness the dildy, shoot your piss onto Jose dont there

But Joe!

Save us keith.

BELIEEEEEVVVEEEEE

>Boss walks out of disabled's bathroom
>tightening his belt
>looks up
>says nothing
>face of disguist
>stops adjusting his belt
>pants fall
>waddles back into the bathroom

>an incredible jet of yellow urine expels from Keith's urethra
>it dances in the sky for inly a secons before raining down on Jose with the force of Steve's sex drive

YES KEITH KEEP GOING

>Jose see's the furious white man
>sperging out of the building as he falls
>he continues to roll

I love you, Joe

Imma need that sub woofer

>let the bass DRRRROOOOP

Im not gay and I'm married, focus on pissing Jose out

>Dave is still masterbating in the stall missing everything

Okay sorry

But WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME GRABBING MY DICK??

>Jose continues to roll

>keiths spray runs dry
>everyone leans over the ledge to see if it worked
>at the bottom of the footpath where Jose was there is nothing but ash

Keith you fucking LEGEND!

I-I did it?

Keith, I just want you to know that whenever I yelled at you, I'm sorry

That really means a lot Joe

Sam walks in from getting more donuts
Sees dave pre
Walks out of the restroom
Sits in his chair
Sees joe and keith holding eachother

You God fucking faggots... There was a fire extinguisher right THERE!
>points at the extinguisher

You saved the office, Keith. Now lets all get back to work

Wait what

Sam did it.

>Chinese kike walks in
>Broken engrish
Ya'll niggas is broke!

Shhh we saved the office shut up don't ruin this

Drops the donut closes the box. Gets up and leaves.

niggers

Welp are ye statisfied OP?

Cred Forums turned your scenario into a yaoi hentai manga's plot.

>everyone in the office walks baxk to their station in slow motion
>everyone except Joe, who's still looking over the edge
>he looked really far down at the sewers and sees the evil eyes on Jose, who with the addition of piss, had become a gaydemon
>but Joe doesn't tell anyone, no
>he just smiles at Jose and whispers "it was all for you
>then he walks back to his piss covered desk

The end?

Gaydemon...
Kek.
And with this
>Cred Forums's office story concludes.