Drawthread

CLOSE!!!
OFF BY ONE!!!

>furspam
wow
have a good day memers

Yeah, of course.

>You wouldnt want me to do you know what to speed it up, would you....?

/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants.

draw?

*FIVE

Dude, stop it. Just stop. Just look at yourself, what are you wasting your life on? Stop for a second and think.

what would that accomplish?

Requesting futa girl with smegma on her dick.
But only asking the artists that are comfortable with it.

$μ@￦ Гurr;3$

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r8 pls

what do you draw tho, if you've had people pestering you for deliveries? got me curious.

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Not that cunt, but I kinda like being blue balled. Well, at least everything that leads to blue balling. Teasing me off like nothing else can.

I'll do the drawing thing.

no you wont

I'm having a bad day and it just started

Aw, well, I'm happy you enjoy the ride~

>Do not reply to this

>be me 23
>diagnosed with cancer
>doctor says that they cannot treat it
>instead of whining and bitching, spending my last years pissing people off
>having a blast
>world going down the shitter either way if alive or dead

That's not how that works.

zombieman from Opm shooting up a vampire

He doesnt know therr are an array of cures for cancer, the government just doesnt want us to know

Whoops. There should have been a *gets in there, but get it.

...you, uh, wanna tease me? I'm about to rub one out before I go to sleep.

>refering you to this post
>stole parts from an artist goodbye speech
on deviantart

If it's true, then you're pathetic. At least buy a gun and do something more interesting.
If it's not true, it's even more pathetic.

I'm sorry bro, not really feeling it right now.

aaah

oops wrong post

mornign everyone! i finished that image i was working on last night. whats everyone up too today?

not all cancers are treatable tho, depends on type of mutation and original cell, location, metastasizes.

but why not?

Drawthreads are shit.

kek okay sure buddy

Only shitty avatarfagging remains.

Awwww, okay then.

Would like to buy a gun, but I am sadly living in a cuck country( gun control)

Hey, I don't know if you saw my post last thread just before it 404'd, but I asked if you had ever drawn a well detailed eggs? I would absolutely love to see one of her! She's so pretty..! uwu

BOUTTA FAP

Buy it in the darknet.
I live in such cucktry too.

thank you ^^

Looking for non-porn request.

Spider Jerusalem?

Requesting Spurdo Spädre holding this

Requesting a red panda driving a car please

> Spurdo Spädre
Stale memes, bre.

>Only shitty avatarfagging remains.

Victory

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That face tho
I tried fixing it, but bara faces are harder than they look..

No, I'm afraid not, all I got is pixel stuff

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I might do this, gonna take some times though, and I don't color stuff, only basic shadings.
I don't like memes.
Like I said above, no color, sorry.

fug

U lost weight!

Yeah, that's no problem! Thanks for accepting it!

youtube.com/watch?v=RtzwtRg8C5E totally ehg irl, but only white.

To actually anyone believing my whole cancer story and pissing off people thing. And to the user with the gun advice. You have been a great audience.

This video is explaining what just happened to you. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend. Goodbye

youtube.com/watch?v=BsIa_LKojJI

What type of hair conditioner do you use?

Well, at least I got to thank Boris for changing our image from aids-infected drug addicts to weird tracksuit-wearing squatters. A huge improvement, blyat.

I kek'd

Kek it looks better
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='0 )))

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Request: Sexy femanon

Xn38#,×_{©´ฯ
Cheerio mate, yiff why dont you?

you drawfags take requests?

>U lost weight!
Nah. Never.

Accurate.

>What type of hair conditioner do you use?

Hair conditioner is fucking...you people don't read the manga do you?

Stop offending me.

>requests

What the fuck? Do you think this is a drawthread?

no

Z3LГ3¡Z

>Do you think this is a drawthread?
no

>What the fuck?
no

>Drawthread
>Best Waifus Edition
yes i do
alright no harm asking right?

>does Cred Forums's "draw"threads draw anything besides avatarfagging

Werewolfbfherebitcheshughimtighthegentlereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>"No this is patrick!"

i didnt know first time posting in these
im not familiar with this cirklejerk

DO NOT LISTEN TO ME
>I know you're not anyway

Even /trash/ gets at least one delivery per thread.

now this....this is ehg irl
youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

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/+\................................dicks................................../+\

The third poster from this is a lying bastard, do not listen to anything they say under any circumstances

>stop offending me
physically impossible

open this box

I don't get it

I think i sperged out enough for a while~

Drawthreads are dead.
They have succumbed to shitposting.

you havnt

The only thing to get is a good dickin'

Your draw it's very similar to my owns

Why?

Still accurate

Sup thread

loli rape

Hey egh what do you think of plastic head?

you're a badass ehg. teach me your ways.

BLACK. ASSHOLE. SHOW. IT.

Why did you decide to paint "jungle pussy" on your ass and dress up in a thong with a white clown wig? And why would you post it online?

thirsty

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Hey guys im back
if dont know who I am
I was the man trying to boil a egg but failed

Remote Detonation!

Requesting him giving a blowjob

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What's up boiling man?

>Hey egh what do you think of plastic head?

Who?

>you're a badass ehg. teach me your ways.

Bookend your self-loathing and depression with bold expressions of ego.

To mock you.

-sigh-

Damnit...

The roof and what is down is the hot water which I was making tea with.

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why r u le gay fagget?

Aww, shucks! Are you tired of constantly having grape jelly exploded on you? Had enough of the hours and hours of hair cleaning needed to take out all of that sugary evil? If only you had my patented one-of-a-kind hair conditioner GUARANTEED to remove (most) of all jelly-based substances!

Are you really self loathing and depressed, why don't you do something about it?

Draw Himiko Yamatai

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> not knowing who plastic head is
it is a meme that people draw and request and some how was made a meme
pretty much people just draw him
he is one of the memes in Cred Forums's drawthread

D-, see you after class

wtf r u doin nigger there are still 200+ posts left

too early

read the text

TRIPS

read the text

>shitposting and user trolling
Jesus

Hello Satan

>It wasn't a bomb full of hair products.

Burning.

Thats a good joke.

Oh I don't care.

Fug.

samefag

you are right did user even witnessed a drawthread. Shitposting happens every day.

are you retarded?

>

>Thats a good joke.
Because they cancel out any desire to make a change? There are people who have gotten out of depression, if you'd want to be one of them there are tools available, many of them for free.

Conditioner is right. You got cyber cucked by pin last night with an user

ecks dee pham

Post pics or it never happened.

It happens all the time. Pin shows up and lewds it up with a bunch of anons. But really...who gives a shit it's just drawings

>burning sugar based products

well, now you smell like absolute garbage AND definitely need my refreshing odor blocking conditioner

> not knowing pladtic head
> doesn't know who boiling man is
let me tell you a tell of eggs hot water
and fast food even if you know the tall of boiling man stfu and listen
At 1o'clock in the morning a posted a egg inside a cup filled with hot water
and he said ask me anything
and people ask him stuff and so on
he said the cup and hot water wasnt working so he used his tea kettle and waited for it to boil but the tea kettle was over flowing like a person who was holding in liquid shit for a day and let all out anyway he clean up the inside of the tea kettle because of eggs all over the
place after cleaning the kettle he throwed the failure of a egg out the back door and got fast food instead.
THE END
so what do think egh?

tldr

The train is on a strike and i am reeking of sweat.

How are you guys?

A shrewd plot indeed

Hey Thread!!!!
GIVE ME REQUESTS

Things i really liked so far:
- Two Wizards in a Fistfight
- Adventurer Wizard
- Videogame Jackhammer Hotline Miami Rampage
- Dragon fighting a Wizard on top of an abandoned Tower while protecting a Teaset
- Mech spinkicking a giant Demons top hat off over New York

I'm glad you like my picture that much, but what the fuck is up with the eggs?

A wizard at work

Draw a badass picture of Richter Belmont

Requesting Jimmy Nelson

> tldr
user trying to make a boiled egg but fails so he get fast food instead and becomes a meme

No one likes castlevania

Also requests, bring em'

loli rape

one man does not a meme make. thats like saying killing one guy with a gun means there is a cure for cancer

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OH SHIT

When I was saying egg all over the place
I ment all over the place in the tea kettle

>becomes a meme

Let's be real here, senor, it's been AGES now. You've been blasted by hair products so many times that there must be SOME kinda small immunity building up. A lil' store brand shine won't kill ya' in one hit, it'll just make the thread less sticky and smelly.

Hurry up, man, flies are starting to come in.

does it hurt seeing an actual art on your avatarthreads?

Everything turns to ash and carbon eventually.

Even bones...

Still don't care.

Kill yourself avatarfags no one wants to see this shit

Yeah
he was in the last three drawthreads and people asking him stuff
And people are requesting drawing of him so he is a meme i guess

your not a meme if you keep requesting drawings of youre stupidity

>You've been blasted by hair products so many times

It's actually still pretty rare. I think you have the high score tbh.

>there must be SOME kinda small immunity building up
Burning mode.

>does it hurt seeing an actual art

I wouldn't know. Point some out to me and we'll see.

Good, boiling man became a meme today so yeah pretty good.

what is gay...?

Im not that egg guy
I was just telling the story

>im the egg guy
>i love sucking rotten egg whites

yup~ i'm drawing this, sorry i'm a little slow today
not in the mood for lewds right now, sorry

Your anime abilities have no effect on the absolute stank you are emanating right now. Straight up, smells so bad that I'M getting nauseous.

Snap

>glass breaks

Doing this one!

I LIKE IT! THE OLD ONES!

Specifiy - what kind of work? or what kind of wizard?

Who now? Sorry but sports ain't really up my alley

Could you two not bicker over me? I'm just here to draw cool shit for people.

Will you shave me?

nice fart degree btw

BURN MEXICO TO THE GROUND!

A miserable little
pile of secrets.
But enough talk...
Have at you!

hey folks

GAS THE JEWS!

This artstyle looks amazing.
Are you taking any requests?

Um.

No.

But dear LORD is that absolutely retched. Just use this Ultra-Odor Blocking Axe Spray and for everyone's sake take a damn shower

whatcha got?

Hi mr gentleman
draw boiling guy doing whatever

You're even more piss smelling then the niggers

shut up spamfag kkkfag plasticheadfag boilerfag fagfag smegmafag bearfuckerfag scatfag lolifag i know its you

I would ask for two gentleman
fighting like in the pic but looking more like your drawn gentleman.

>shut up spamfag kkkfag plasticheadfag boilerfag fagfag smegmafag bearfuckerfag scatfag lolifag i know its
you
Who? I just want on here to see what is going on because all of the other threads are shit.

Bitch your spam is as weak as your erection

I'll draw some more stuff.

> implying that im a fag
go jack off to your gay fur porn you queer
DEATH TO QUEERS

loli rape

(You)
(You)
Im taking a dinner break, check the next thread

The green klansman getting egged my boiling man

draw a sad samefag killing themselves

*by*

A jew saying dont gas me but in a misspelled way and the grammer nazi pushing a gas button outside the chamber

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perfect will fap to this like the degerate I am

>
yare yare

hey boyo

can try

You woke something up within me.

Something i want to put to bed right fucking now.

*Perfect, will fap to this like the degenerate I am.

Thanks

*Perfect, -I- will fap to this like the degenerate I am.

Is this a clamp reference

Perfect will fap to that like the degerate they are.

Thank you for trying and I hope it isn't too much.
I can tone it down if you want.

Draw this guy saying"OI!what the fuck are you doing in my thread."

If you're taking requests:

Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before

Please and thank you. God bless

human version of this

SUCK MY ASS GRANDPA

Stop. Just stop.

you're fine with spammers though. interdasting

Anons, what graphc tablet should I choose?
Is Wacom Intuos Art S good choice?

Nice stuff out there, do you draw porn? show more!

Never used other brand, but i think wacom
works really fine.

Yeah..
You want me to stop my one post a thread thing, but don't mind the furry and kkk kids posting 30+ times a thread?

Rude

Aw your pic looks really cute
(^_^ )

DEATH TO FAGGOTS!

I am also posting my bear milf one time a thread.
But no I get it. Kkk faggots are cool and us user are annoying

YOU=FAGGOT

Request for nude pic of her fingering her snatch

Nope, I'm not ready yet. I draw horrible looking nipples.

Yep, best budget tablet of the lot.

Nice furre

> kkk faggots
are there two user posting kkk stuff or just one?

>
nah we good

anytime

lel nah this is just coincidence

alright

I assumed that there are multiple by the amount and speed that these posts were made. Not sure though.

Thank you. It looks incredible.

If there is only one user posting that would be really sad

the real spammers know how to evade bans and the 30 seconds rule.

DEATH TO THE JAPS!

seconded

YOU=TIME TO YIFF

Yeah. I mean how pathetic do you have to be to shitpost a thread as only one person.
I am looking at you trainfag

DEATH TO THE SPACE NIGGERS!

Well looking forward to that! having feeling it will be great.

Who the hell is traindude??

DEATH TO VIETNAM

yeah, marshmellowfag, you ruined the threads

yo, skit has like
an option for pure water pressure washing
if you need it

might not go so well with flame dude powers tho

nice work bananafag

DEATH TO NIGGERS!

MY NAEMZ CLETIS WANNA SING COUNTRY LETS HAVE A HOEDOWN YEEE DAWGGGY ALABAMA ALABAMA MOONSHINE GUNS GUNS GUNS AINT MY COUSIN PERTTY

oh hey its beltfag!

Oh, I get it. Shitposters on top of shitposters. Way to go Cred Forums draw threads

long tine no see, drapereyfag

NEGRO LIVES DONT MATTER!

you got any straight stuff?

DEATH TO THE SANDNIGGERS!

Its my favorite disaster.

NOPE JUST GAY GAY GAY

already have a nude, maybe i'll draw anoter

I can ask who is beltfag drapery fag
and banana fag

What will we do

Green klanksman is banana fag

DEATH TO THE CHINKS!

Visit fur threads and you know who that is.

Reqeusting futa version with smegma on her dick.

DEATH TO THE WEABOOS!

Simple SFW requests?

Hope Cred Forums and /asp/ combine
Close /mlp/

No, I'll pass

Why call him banana fag?

thank you for the request

>

This

No

Trainfag is basically posting a picture of a train.
and saying something among the lines like.

>Nothing stopping my stride ...

No chill, no chill at all.

Hi Murph. How goes it?

how ya'll doing?
taking requests

k

s-shave him and m-make out please
rlly want to see the bigger guy jerk off the twink or the smaller one suck the smelly dick.

His head is triangular like a banana

This guy drinking vodka and smoking at chernoble

Good, we found out that the green shitposter/klansman is 2 people or just 1 lonely user

>

your version of this guy

DEATH TO CUCKS!

kill it dude, you are becoming a repeat requester cancer piece of shit

Ok goodbye everybody

He's OP.

how many suicides does it take to kill a faggot

How many you got?

Can't really smoke or drink with a mask on

i found kai's fb :3

how black is he?

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You could with the little holes in the air filter
not requester by the way.

I thought he deleted that hacked shit a while ago.

>tfw when you could deliver EHG/Pooj pran but you busy

I don't think they make cigarettes that long

Top kek

thats nice

>

I'm out for now, see you guys later.

>hacked
lmao nice try kai

> tfw you have no face
>tfw you're a ghost
> tfw a racist ghost with a orange
costume

tfw=/=mfw

lurk more newfag

That's the genuine article. You think I got time to manage that atrocity?
I don't keep a facebook, or a twitter, or a youtube. Facebook was the first to go.

post hand with timestamp or gtfo

i.4cdn.org/b/1475431424484.jpg

Ye!

Nah.

Who is that?

Mama and Pupper

Nice butt.
Imma dip out for lunch.

How are we doing today?

u kawaii bish

Just an ass on the internet.

cute

Cute!

draw their queen

peepdumbass

Cum on the new drawthread, faggots: